₦airaland Forum

ThiefOfHearts:
lol jamaican girls have better bodies than faces.

agreed , but jamaicans are not africans

she promised me not to do anything bad to her.I promised her i wont.we are all going to swot hard.I will play the good host.LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

Busta:
why come here to blow your whistle when we all know that all u going to get tonight is a jerkoff from your dog.


a guy that keeps a diary. That says it all, fucking gay retard!

yes from her the dog ,or did u mean bitch,cos thats a female dog.inluding you

katherinae:
hey

senator so the next time a girl is bleeping u in the ass just remember, bare down, and vaseline.

bare down and vaseline thanx that is what she is gonna do.Thanx ur advice came in handy.

diary sunday 10th dec 20.21
your dear senator just received a text from girl 2 the spoilt BRAT.she told her mama she is going to read overnight at school.SHE IS ACTUALLY  COMING HERE.Isnt that sweet?

mukina2:
haa senator take it easy . . . .
why are you filled with venom?
if your chic played you . .that doesnt mean you have to attack level-headed people

Katherine needs attention.i think she does.there are so many rooms to accomodate her meaningless posting.

Busta:
Dude is sick y'all and seeking attention.

y'all needs to ignore him

delete girl # 1, like any girl exists in the first place.

advice - better start seeking guys, got some pretty boys on Nairaland.

HEY SIS U WANT ME TO GIVE U ATTENTION RIGHT?Y DONT U GO TO THE DEEP DARK SEA WHERE U BELONG.U ARE DEAD MEAT

katherinae:
clearly with your lack of game u could never get a girl like me

because if u had game your girl wouldnt be bleeping another hommie now would she, so just go back and play with your lame tricks baby boi, and don't come out to play until u've learnt the game properly

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it takes two to tango.2 can play the game.u sound like u v been fuked and dumped and dumped and dumped and duuuumped.Truth be said u can neva be my girl .i am glad for the guy who left u high and dry.we are partners in crime.WAR AGAINST BI---ES

fellow:
Boys and their stupid statements. I wonder if the guy get self esteem self. Just because a girl toyed with your mind doesn't mean all of them are like that.
I know your type, just trying to look for people to score cheap political point with. I am sure the girl that played you wasn't a real playa cause she still left you with a mind.

if she were to be a correct playa, you would be on your bed whining and crying for all heavens to come down and cover your shame.

SILLY THING, YE YE MAN

who asked for ur comment ?of all the positons made known ,urs is the worst and katherine .y dont u inlude u sisters and probably ur mama so  i can score a cheaper politial point.OLORIBURUKU

because of my magnanamity ,i have decided to delete girl 1 from my list beause of reasons best known to me.But she should stop giving me those gpoddam and inviting eyes and smiles in the office

@katherine u are an asshole.u fellow gender really bleeped up all u do is type a pile of rubbish .I dont fucking care if those bitches are two timing .u should be glad u are not one of them.bia--h.

in my rating
1st position (most beautiful)- uganda girls
2nd position- south africa /zimbabwe/ angola
3rd position- egypt /algeria /tunisia/libya(they could hyave been 1st if they were black)
Last position- NIGERIA GIRLS( VERY UGLY )WOWO PEOPLE
This is my opinion and i know it is carried by most people esp men.i stand (sorry )sit to be corrected

uganda has the finest women in africa coincidentally they recorded the highest level of hiv infection a certain year.Generally i think where we have the most hiv cases in africa that is where we find the finest women in africa.I went for a play at planet one in ikeja.UMOJA was the name .it was a play by south african girls .ol boy see boobs o .these girls were topless.SOuthafrica girls fine sha also zimbabwean girls

sorry girls i have decided to be a baddie.yeah.This girl played on me.she was two timing .i already knew from the word GO but she is not aware yet.I am going to do the damnest thing to her then leave her high and dry.As for these 5 girls.They will just suffer broken hearts.GIRLS WILL HENCEFORTH BE MY F------G MACHINE
GIRL 1-my colleague in the office.I think she is a virgin sha.i will give it to her then leave her
GIRL 2- beauty without brains.always on lock and keys by her parents.she wants to get spoilt.she suffers  too
GIRL 3- i will make her give me a BJ.she has multiple sEx partners .i dey fear this girl o.no vaginal only oral
GIRL 4- she came in when i was dating that ass hole.i told her i couldt be unfaithful.she even went to the extent of exposing her boobs .i wasnt moved .she sef go suffer
GIRL 5- na she dey toast me all this while.i no gree.BUT now i don gree

all for this scheming ,2timing,bastard some girls will have to suffer

acca info pls. i need it

dont tell me u dont know what this means .it is simply MouthAction (MouthAction for the male) cunnlingus (for the female).I heard men like it to be done to them but wouldnt do it to her .yyy? so unfair .u might think.Anyway that is not the discussion here.What i wanna know is this is MouthAction a better replacement to vaginal sex
When you weigh the advantages and disadvantages of intercourse vs. other forms of sex, u realise that pple are far more at risk with intercourse, because of possible pregnancy and the greater risk of infection. I also consider MouthAction more acceptable than vaginal sex.
PLS WHAT DO YOU THINK?

My young cousin asked if i could give him toasting skills and lectures.I told him u dont need any,no cramming or memorizing e.t.c I said the best ones comes suddenly .I remember the day I travelled TO THE EAST lo and behold an angel sat beside me.the 1st 30mins i was speechless.i neva saw some1 so beautiful all my life.I took up courage when we reached ore (we were in a luxury bus going to the east during the era of night journey) i said 'i was thinking of the best way to approach you.If I had said ur face looked familiar would it have worked?''
The girl laughed.she said she would have snubbed me if i said that and bla bla bla .we got talking, so i knew i had got herwe are best friends till today
THE QUESTION IS THIS .HOW CAN ONE TOAST A GIRL SUCCESSFULLY

ok baby boy .I will hands off but she had beta not giv me the crap of i am her boyfriend cos when she does i will give her a good talking to.So you mean some1 can say i love you and dont mean it.i dont use that word anyhow except i mean it.GIRLS NA UNA SABI O.thANX NAIJACUTEE ,KATHERINE BABY BOY,D VAMPIRE. AND OTHERS I go put my money to better use .I have wasted money on her THANKS Y'LL

what are u looking at?

My girlfriend tells me she was disvirgined by only one guy who jilted her .She hasnt slept with any other .Should i believe her?

Uche2nna:
Honestly, u need to get yourself a new girlfriend

A new girlfriend?it isnt easy o.This one is a real wife material or does she think i am a fool.I wish i can shout at her but i dont want to be the cause of a ruin in our relationship.She hasnt called 2days in a row.I made the last 2 calls

harvey:
how many times will u post the topic mr senator?

sorry sir,i am just heart broken.i want help.

naijacutee:
Have you spoken to her about your intentions and gotten her view on this? It seems to me that you made/are making quite a lot of assumptions.

i have spoken to her she always tells me that i am her boyfriend this minute the next minute she goes haywire.She says she loves me and all that bla bla.should i stay away for sometimes? honestly i dont know what to do

but y did she do this to me?i have never been in a relationship b4 so when i was told that i was loved by her .i gave whatevr i had.she intoduced someone to me by giving him a hand on his shoulder.pls i am confused.pls help me , just keep on sending your comments even if i dont reply.plssssssssss

i love her so much i give her money because she always says i am the only guy in her life .so i assist her (not once nor twice) but y did she have to reward me like this?she was holding somebody by the neck and quickly disentangled when i came into her shop.i have been a fool.i have never had sex with her,kissed her or held her.but i am the fool fool fool fool .i am broken hearted.she didnt see me off when i wanted to go.i know her family very well(greeting levels only).she said she has no boyfriend.what will i do when she calls me.i am never going to see her again.i close from work eveyday at 8-9pm.and i still see her.

(sorry if my idea does not make sense)she said she loved me and suddenly when i met her with another guy she touched the girl by the neck and said that he was a friend a special friend.pls she didnt giv me attention o.i now said i was leaving she didnt mind if i left because she said she couldnt see me off (all these happened at her shop).on my way out i told her i needed to tell her something private she said i should say it in the other guys presence.Help i am finished.

I saw a girl whom i loved very much and told her this i then asked for a serious relationship with her.She later called me on phone that she also loves me.She is the churchy type(Most times she TELLS me she is going to church)The problem is whenever I fix an appointment for saturday with her.she is always unavailable(The 2nd saturday in a row),all her phones switched off.Please what do I do.I work every day of the week except sat and sun.Whenever i close from work ,i always try to see her at about 8pm thereabout and she tells me she missed me and all that stuff.when i am at work she also calls me and tells me the same stuff.But she never honors my appointment on saturday or sunday.please what do I do?

hi
i am ken and i graduated with a 3rd class.will they ever invite me for a test? i have also tried to do pgd no way,they keep eating my though and saying application not granted.i went to uniben.i neeeeeeed help e-mail- success72003@yahoo.com

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