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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by SenatorBensu(f): 4:20pm On Apr 03, 2011
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Health / Re: It's Just Too Small ! by SenatorBensu(f): 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2011
@all, i appreciate your advice, but the truth is that sucking will not enhance anything,moreover i dönt even like my b.Reast being suck by adult, except my future kids.
Romance / How I Lost My Vir,ginity by SenatorBensu(f): 9:02am On Apr 01, 2011
How will i ever forget that dreadful day, so clear and like crystal in my memory.
I tried to forget about it, rather it keeps on coming. I never wanted to share it, but i was asked and forced to share it.
This is how it all began.
On the first day inside the 4th month of the year twenty eleven April fool.
Romance / How I Lost My V.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y ! by SenatorBensu(f): 8:50am On Apr 01, 2011
How will i ever forget that faithday!
A day i will always live to remember.
A day that will never be deleted from my memory.
I tried not to remember it, rather, it keeps on coming.
It all happened one faithful friday morning, precisely on the first of the fourth month of the year twenty eleven April Fool.
Romance / How I Lost My V.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y ! by SenatorBensu(f): 8:49am On Apr 01, 2011
How will i ever forget that faithday!
A day i will always live to remember.
A day that will never be deleted from my memory.
I tried not to remember it, rather, it keeps on coming.
It all happened one faithful friday morning, precisely on the first of the fourth month of the year twenty eleven April Fool.
Health / It's Just Too Small ! by SenatorBensu(f): 10:26am On Mar 31, 2011
Please, i need advice on how to increase my bust (B.R.E.A.S.T) naturally without any side effect or complication, it's just too small for my liking. When am on (i.e, when am in my period ) it will increase in size, and after some days, it goes back to its normal size. Please i need help/advice. Thank you.
Politics / Re: Babangida Is The Leader Of The North - Atiku by SenatorBensu(f): 4:10pm On Jan 12, 2011
This thief, sorry, "Atiku" should stop blasphemy, because he wants POWER does not give him the right to start blowing lies, all these grammar from him will soon expire, thursday january 13th is presidential primary, even witches and wizard warn am, Athifku pay def ear
Politics / Re: Babangida Is The Leader Of The North - Atiku by SenatorBensu(f): 4:08pm On Jan 12, 2011
This thief, sorry, "Atiku" should stop blasphemy, because he wants POWER does not give him the right to start blowing lies, all these grammar from him will soon expire, thursday january 13th is presidential primary, even witches and wizard warn am, Athifku pay def ear
Celebrities / Re: Segun Gele Weds by SenatorBensu(f): 12:49pm On Jan 10, 2011
To all NL analyst, if d guy refuse to marry, you will be the first to say he is a gay, now that the young man decide to marry, you're still pointing finger at him, calling him gay, na wa for my 9janarian, dis na biff abi na bad belle?
Celebrities / Re: Segun Gele Weds by SenatorBensu(f): 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2011
To all NL analyst, if d guy refuse to marry, you will be the first to say he is a gay, now that the young man decide to marry, you're still pointing finger at him, calling him gay, na wa for my 9janarian, dis na biff abi na bad belle?
Fashion / Re: What’s Fake About You by SenatorBensu(f): 6:27pm On Jan 09, 2011
Hey, something is missing here, females are not telling us the truth, what about the two fake headlight that is shoting out at the front of the chest, because the real two headlight is downsizing, facing downward like fulani slippers, but when fake application is applied, d thing go change position begin shot out, haba! Am i lieing?
Celebrities / Re: Comedians 'i Go Dye' And 'i Go Save' Beaten To Pulp By Soldiers by SenatorBensu(f): 10:22pm On Jan 08, 2011
If u see d way dey panelBEAT i go die face, u go tell am make e change him name fast fast, even Ali Baba cum dey vex d way dey beat my aproko guy. But wait ooo, wetin i go die go do for P.D.P gathering, na politician e wan become, or e wan stroke GEJ
Politics / Re: Madam Jonathan And Her English by SenatorBensu(f): 12:34pm On Dec 24, 2010
You guys should be careful the way you criticize Mr. President and his Wife, this is because, God has ordain them to lead us.
So NL, be guarded.
Politics / Re: Madam Jonathan And Her English by SenatorBensu(f): 12:28pm On Dec 24, 2010
You guys should be careful the way you criticize Mr. President and his Wife, this is because, God has ordain them to lead us.
So NL, be guarded.
Travel / Re: Can I Renew My 3 Month Visa To France After Expiration? by SenatorBensu(f): 5:06am On Feb 06, 2010
Pls, some one should help me out.
Travel / Can I Renew My 3 Month Visa To France After Expiration? by SenatorBensu(f): 12:45am On Feb 03, 2010
My fellow NL, some one should tell me how to renew my 3 months visa after expiration right there in france without coming down to Nigeria, moreover, i was sent an invitation letter from my mum for 3 months.
Travel / Please, I Need Your Help Concerning Invitation To France by SenatorBensu(f): 8:52am On Jan 24, 2010
I've been sent an invitatiom letter to france by my dad,which has been approved by d french gov't & i will b living a month time. Am ask to do my home work here in naija. My question is
1.Does this guarantee me a green card?Mind u he is a french citizen.
2. What is d meaning of COPY OF PASSPORT PAGE 33.
3. What kind of question am i likely to face in French Embassy.
4. Do i need to present HEALTH INSURANCE CERTIFICATE?
Please i need ur quick response. Thank you.
Crime / Re: What Are Your Armed Robbery Experiences by SenatorBensu(f): 4:43pm On Oct 05, 2009
chakakpum !!!
Politics / Re: Breaking News- Kaduna State. Secretary Kidnapped! by SenatorBensu(f): 12:42pm On Sep 22, 2009
waoo
dis country is becoming talentented every day.
boyz u got a big talent out there.
keep it up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Spark West Industries by SenatorBensu(f): 8:32am On Sep 08, 2009
what was the content of the text message, the venue and the senders number/details. Pls kindly update us to know if gate crashing will be allowed. grin
Agriculture / Re: Fish Or Poultry Farming, Who Knows by SenatorBensu(f): 11:25pm On May 27, 2009
Can i start fish farming with 10,000? There is a plot of land (swamping area) if i dig it, water will come out apart frm dt we have a borehole too. Can i risk 10,000 naira?
Business / What Can I Invest 10,000 That Will Give Me 15,000 In A Month. by SenatorBensu(f): 10:35pm On May 27, 2009
I have ten thousand naira, what can i do with it in a developing village inside Lagos? Plz i need ideas b4 d cash go enter voice mail !
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Philips Consulting Test by SenatorBensu(f): 4:48pm On May 27, 2009
Phillips are recruiting for WEMA BANK. I've been waiting for their text msg and e-mail since yesterday, it seems not 2 be coming, or it it because i choose two region East & West? Plz, those of you that were invited, did u choose one region or u choose two regions? Plz i need ur responses.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do Guys Carry In Their Pockets? by SenatorBensu(f): 7:55pm On May 23, 2009
As am typing now, i have in my 2 pockets nokia 6600, (cos its my cybal café) 2300 my wallet containing national i.D, drivers licence, 4 passport photo, 5 ATM cards and few naira notes, two raps of IGBO (from oguashuku) no condom
Romance / Re: What Makes Women Feel Loved? by SenatorBensu(f): 3:22pm On May 23, 2009
Plantinumnk, you're a thief. Ole carry am go, if u play sharp dem go carry u go okija
Romance / Re: What Are The Next Step For Me To Take If A Girl Agree To Date Me by SenatorBensu(f): 3:07pm On May 23, 2009
Some one out there needs ur advice, u're there telling him trash. Guy take her out, buy her drink(soft) while u u're on wit beer, thereafter visit a boutique, buy her a bra, night gown, three pants and take her home. Tell her to test/wear the materials in ur presence, she might refuse, but try and convince her, during the changing and wearing, ur body will arouse, let her notice ur swoolen dick, be d one 2 dress her up. Try 2 put on smiling/ashawo face, kiss her and hold her close to ur self, put ur erected penis to her body and let her feel, belive me, she must concure.
I think i deserve praise.

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