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The girl started it though, she's full of herself, and I actually thought the guy started the insult. The guy self too gentle.

Nonsense.

Those that donated earlier are already feeling stupid.

This country is finally on autopilot

Yeye dey smell.

I smell Audio.

I'm here to learn and read comments

yanabasee:
OP..... Whether you send her away to the village, it will not stop her from still having sex....


But assuming this was your daughter..... will you disown her?


Whatever you will do to your daughter, do it to her.... coach her and let her be more closer to God and be her father at this moment......

Who go spoil go spoil.
Plus the Op should remove temptation from her before any nonsense talk. Daughter or no daughter, no be who motor jam dey pick number. Her parents are not dead, so they should talk to their daughter.

Op try and isolate your kid from her during this period. And return her asap after lockdown.

Op has tried enough, if it's some ladies, the housegirl would be dead, burnt, or roasted with permanent damages by now.

Psoul:
Can you prove ur allegation.

The gateman was asleep and the driver didn't wake him up to open when he's going out or coming in, so in short nobody knew when he drove out and in except the man. He didn't go anywhere in the first place. He didn't go to the bank at all.

Plus, he's the only one who said he's confused.

The driver killed him

Awesome. I'm an artist too. Let's collabo. Looking for young artists in an upcoming exhibition

This is one of the reasons I love Hollywood

They will go any length to achieve what they wanna achieve.

Even with such amazing makeups, their CGI is topnotch

SLAP44:
This is very good.

But the Aba method of mass production is a more grassroot oriented system where they are neither looking for publicity or government patronage. Those boys down there are producing on their own power, braving every challenge and getting better at everything they set their minds to.

We don't care about any government handouts. Give us a port in Ibaka, let us import raw materials and export finished goods and in 10 years, Dubai will be buying from us.

You guys are always looking for people to lick your ass.


Who asked you?

I'm not a FUTO student, but I'm interested

Explorers:
In Lagos, pollution dropped due to the lockdown. No traffic, no emission from vehicles.

But the lockdown in Nigeria opens door to increased generator pollution because there's no electricity supply.

Beremx
Lalasticlala

Before lockdown, generator still dey work, considering the statistics of those using it in their various business and those that can't afford the fuel recently, one can boldly say the emission is reduced.

Like someone once said

I fear those that don't fear women.

Policemen are wicked. That's why they die horrible deaths

I have a girlfriend, but I won't mind going dirty with you. Chats only.

Mind you; The only pvssy I'll Bleep is my girlfriend's.

naptu2:
Someone on another tweet asked if the RRS could be removed from the police force because their behaviour is completely different from that of other policemen.

They might be the future replacement

Ask Nigerian politicians,

They shut them up so their secrets can be buried.

The world is a bad place because of people like you.

Karma is coming for you like Corona

Get an injection powder. Hold the dog down and press the opening from the base till the worms pop out, clean with Metholated spirit and apply injection powder. That's all.

Dogs get it all the time.

Note: all the openings have a worm each, so make sure you pop them all before applying the treatment, and don't kill the worm before removal. Just hold the wound from the based and press gently like you want to milk it, it will gradually pop out slowly.

ideabuilder:
anything from china na fake, i beg

If the virus too are fake, you won't be hiding in your room, afraid to step outside

AlfaSeltzer:
Just like Afonja.

Here comes one of our nairaland kindergarten kids.

Problem in South Africa, you are insulting people in Nigeria. Your problems are inconclusive. Countriless nosewipe.

peterangelo:
Dem go tell u to taste it first

They won't have such time

KingAzubuike:
What of they tell you to taste it first.

Where the time dey?

Malawian:
What if they make you eat it first?

And you think they have that time on their sleeves??

Funny enough, this happened to me 8years ago,

She broke up with me with that same excuse headlined "we don't usually fight"

None of my friends believed it until she told them herself that she can never date someone who doesn't beat or shout on her as her sign of love.

Up till now, I look at her like a psycho.
She's still single though.

I knew I won't find anything sensible from the writeup by mere looking at the title.

A yahoo boy really typed it. Nothing upstairs.

Keep destroying your future by womanising and scamming. You go meet am for front.

Reno Omokri has reacted to the additional two weeks lockdown extension order given by President Muhammadu Buhari, labelling it as shallow and a national waste of 20 minutes.

The former aide to ex-President Goodluck Jonathan blasted the President Buhari for boasting that his government are on the right tract to defeating the ravaging COVID-19 in the country, saying that the country does not run test for COVID-19, and the names of those that has contracted the virus and those who have died of the virus has not yet been disclosed.

He said that the President should stop lying to the nation that his government has traced 92% of identified contacts of coronavirus patients, as they yet to trace and identify the contacts of those who attended this year's AMMA awards and those in contact with the Katsina doctor that died.

Reno also questioned the method by which the federal government used for disbursing the said 'conditioner cash transfer' to Nigerians during this period. He asked, how come is the conditioner cash transfer lopsided towards the north instead of Abuja, Lagos, and Ogun State which are presently observing the shutdown?.

Reno went further to say that President Buhari has just unleashed sadness and hunger in southwest by extending the lockdown by another two weeks without providing food or security for Lagosians who are presently facing starvation.

Reminding the President that he is the President of Nigeria and not the President of the North.

People are turning into killer as days goes by.

This is getting out of hand.

Give this time, and dead bodies will be lying around just as predicted.

Nonsense. Every house should cook poisoned food and uncooked foodstuff mixed with rat poison while the remaining is kept. They come they eat and die.

Perverts forum

Spits aggressively