₦airaland Forum

Even Vidal should be replaced by a host names I can't remember. Robbie Savage and that former Man City no 7 comes to mind

richiemcgold:
If you don't have ballotelli and Craig Bellamy in there, sorry your list is not complete

People will leave the shores of this country and turn to criminal dons for another man land . Such effontery to commit these acts without thinking about the consequences of their actions

Victor Victor, this one wey you enter so go long ooo

If your vehicle enter some scurry for Alimosho,
You will nurse the aftermath for like a year , trust me

iwaeda:
Alimosho always give the highest vote, one day someone invited to wedding around Bamekke, Shaasha, Akowonjo, Egbeda. I can't believe such road exist in a mega city.

Inn go pay back x 10if Trump Noor reach inn side. Lol

Most of the senior lawyers are insanely corrupt.
We once had a family land case and the lawyer involved inserted his chambers at all levels of litigation.
He was our solicitor, and at the same time arranged his acolytes to hold brief for opposition and did legal work for the government and police.
If you Noor dey, you can't understand the level of greed

Implement wetin!
Na copy and paste Inn dey do direct from WhatsApp AI com add to remove one or two.

TheBizGenius:
Ai?! What?! Ohhhh My God!!

I just wanted to commend him for his ingenuity and being proactive enough to have put together a work sheet for this particular project. And very quickly too.

I am very disappointed right now.

But then, maybe Ai is the new way and I am just old school. Just maybe.

PS
I just hope he can implement those things he wrote if called up as a consultant anyway.

Dey there dey claim copyright for your AI generated write-up

malali:

Alhaji Aliko Dangote / Dangote Group Leadership

Subject: Immediate action required to stop Dangote trucks killing Nigerians

Alhaji Dangote, we respect what you’ve built, but profit does not absolve responsibility. Your freight operations are causing deaths and terror on our roads. We are aware you move in the sky with your private jet. But those of us still moving on the roads ,dont want to die. We want an amicable, practical fix, not excuses.

What we ask (concrete, non-negotiable):
1. Publicly acknowledge there is a problem. Silence = indifference.
2. Fund and stand up a professional Truck Driving & Safety Academy under Dangote auspices:
• Mandatory for every Dangote driver.
• Curriculum: defensive driving, hours-of-service rules, vehicle inspection, emergency response, fatigue management.
• Certified instructor cadre, written + practical tests equivalent to a US CDL standard.
• Target cost: ≤ 200 million naira to set up and scale nationwide, a fraction of your group capex and corporate revenues.
3. Require all Dangote trucks to be fitted with basic active safety tech within 12 months: speed governors, telematics (real-time location + driver hours), automatic emergency braking where practicable.
4. Institute a transparent driver-discipline & whistleblower policy and publish quarterly safety metrics (accidents, fatalities, driver hours, penalty actions).
5. Commit to insurance/compensation protocol for victims’ families and a community fund for road-safety education.

Why this is reasonable:
• This is achievable, affordable, and directly reduces deaths.
• It protects Dangote’s brand and business continuity — public outrage and litigation are costlier long-term.
• It gives the company moral leadership: wealth used to safeguard lives.

A timeline we can work with:
• Day 0: Public acknowledgment + appointment of a Safety Oversight Officer.
• 60 days: Publish project plan and budget for the Academy and tech rollout.
• 6 months: Academy pilot and telematics rollout on a prioritized fleet.
• 12 months: Mandatory certification for all active drivers; public safety dashboard launched.

We are willing to cooperate on implementation details, community outreach, and oversight. But we will not stop pressing until tangible steps are taken and progress is visible.

This is not a demand for charity, it’s a request for corporate accountability. If you value Nigerian lives as you value your business, act now.

Sincerely,
Malali

This shows how much of present day UCL fixtures you know. Na stone age you dey

Dcaliphate:
2nd leg dey, na Gala go walk alone that day

Make una find 20 more characters give seun

Don't be vague. Is owning a company a crime?

almarthins:

Is tinubu not a criminal?

Make we start with alpha beta, who owns that firm?

As much as I admire the industriousness of the Igbo tribe, I just can't fathom how some of them would be giving out their hard-earned money to these scammers, it just beats me.
Imagine some mofos clapping and jumping instead for the whole church to stage a walkout

These PENGASSAN and union folks with their acts of sabotage every time. Na was oo

Your bitterness against the Government and a tribe is out of this world, devoid of logic and class. Just jumping on every thread to antagonise any post that seems to paint the Government in good light.
Have you done a research of projects started and abandoned by this administration before making the assertion!
Shior

LagosOrigin:
Projects that probably won't be completed like the others that they started and abandoned .

I hope this road won't cause heavy traffic when Christmas traveling starts because this APC always do things to inconvenient people.

In as much as there is freedom of speech,I think calling the president a criminal without documented evidence of conviction is steep.
Let's see how this pan out though

This Yeyebritues can so live fake lives. This one wan gather people money buy GWagon dey claim God did it

Maybe you father, but my own Papa Noor go green lailai.
Inn relative wey be big politician for Lagos see gass make way for his Benson for Inn car whenever Inn dey com around.
My Papa once sound me for inn precense when he sent me to go get him a pack of cigarettes.

indigenous234:
Even your papa no go cough if person wey get money or influence pass am smoke igbo for him sitting room How much more you.

You think those guys care about Nigeria! I Laff in Arabic.
The only one with fire in the belly Na Osimhen. Make Dem come here finish, destroy their careers com begin dey beg for handouts.
Forget say Dem Noor go world cup, Na extra vacation for them.

Esty11:
This same Iwobi for super eagles Or another Iwobi

I swear, you are right. Dem do know this man so they vehicle and trucks he has left unattended for years still dey rot away. The known small thieves around Noor dey near there at all, Cruz if you dare, at least 6 years in prison

Myrepublic:
Many persons who made their money genuinely,will hardly let go,when you scam them..

Some people Noor get joy. One big man I know can spend 20 million to recoup 200k. He just detests fraud and stealing

All these Gen Z and online sophistication churches have taken over and reduced the quality of church leadership. The more they spring up, the the worse it gets.
Every Tom, Dick and Harry running after YouTube viewership numbers and online validation teaching nonsense

Na colos or too much load go cause am. Na the food of these soldiers these days

You are wrong; very wrong!

This has been in the pipeline for some years ever before Tinubu's administration, only that they are try to take the glory.
I have a few people that recently got paid 75ƙ each, meaning that they received 3 tranches at once while so many others that I know might probably wait for ever and get nothing.
I don't suck up to all these money distribution nonsense, I would prefer that the Government fix things and every one can have an enabling environment to hustle and earn rightful rewards.

Zonefree:
I can swear with everything within me that not a single poor Nigerian received dime from that money.

These wicked politicians always create avenues to loot our collective resources.

Very, very loaded. I remember one time one of my relatives got married into his family, the man buga us hosted every part of the event.
We just maintain run own package too as capacity allow.

Dapson73:
Kabiyesi has always been like that. He dresses in Ankara everytime but he's a very loaded man.

When you are successful or attain certain milestones everyone is your friend.
On the flip side, Kabiyesi dress sense dey wori since time immemorial

OAU. Yes , he is one of her counsels, not sure he is the lead though

SourYoghurt:
which uni him graduate from, is he the current counsel representing Sen. Natasha Akpoti?

They should have at least made the students dress properly before the photo ops

Noor mind am, kenlike to dey argue.
Something that an SS1 student was talking about with his friend.
I noor know where inn see 3 at the back.

SmartyPants:
Guy, you didn't watch that game. Bruno Onyemaechi was the left back. Aina was at right back.

Yeah you are right. Beyond that, I know him personally. He is a relative. So the thing shock me as confirmed

Oblongata:
Yeah as the commissioner of transportation in Lagos, he was very calm, friendly and approachable.

I was surprised it happened in the first place. He is not someone who acts rashly, something must have triggered that 'tirade'.
Now that he has done the needful, you all should let this slide and move on

New crop of officers kwa!
That can't happen. It is embedded in their bloodline.
Nigerian Police nearly collect everything on me despite saying na me carry matter go Police say dem bash me. Dem dey collect from both accused and the victim

smallsmall:
This is like asking Women to provide evidence of a R@pe that happened Ten years ago and was not reported then.
Ofcourse, Women will say: Just believe what l say, dont ask for evidence.
If you're asking for evidence,, you are shaming the Victim be that!

What l dont understand, is how the Police has declared that the allegation is 'false' yet, they say they are still investigating the matter!
I thought the conclusion should come, after the Woman has been "invited" to provide more information and the Police themselves have done a thorough investigation?
Now, ASSUMING (in Capital Letters!) such thing was really happening in that place and the Woman blew the lid, do we, by any stretch of stewpidity, expect the thing to still continue in the same place, knowing that their cover has been blown?

Is it not common sense, that Criminals lie-low, when alarm blow and let everything quiet down?

If l were the Police, l will just pretend as if we did not hear anything but give it say, like One year.
Then we will send plain clothes Officers (women), dressed like JJC from America or London, looking vulnerable but with hidden body cameras, to go to the place and strange hours and then see what happens.

Honestly, Nigeria needs to train a new crop of well educated, intelligent and well-paid Officers that would be proud of their Uniform and wont see it as an avenue for collecting Bribe and perverting Justice.

I did not mention anybody's name o, nobody should start trying to arrest me or use tracking equipment to monitor my movement o.
Kudos to the NPF, for a job well-done, abi?

This woman don buy market ooooh. She has to substantiate her claims when finally caught or she will have a long period of time in the court rooms