₦airaland Forum

It's getting serious.
@Wotowotoman is heads on with @givedemwotowoto. Wey my popcorn

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, try to always include the source wey you copy and paste your epistles from

They are terrorism inclined really. Though they see their acid or resistance as a form of defence, they are mostly carrying out terrorism activities.
The thing be say those people in IRGC noor fear death, they see it as martyrdom. The best thing na to disable them completely or avoid them altogether

ceejay80s:
if Iran do mistake rise, we are in trouble in this world

There must be something about this agitation that we dont know. They specifically have problems with Zambians, Zimbabweans, Malawians and Nigerians. There is mostly no mention of Namibia, Lesotho and Swaziland (Eswatini). Even Botswanans and Mozambicans are mentioned in passing.
I reckon though that Lesotho and Eswatini might be probably considered part of South Africa

Wealthoptulent:
LOLZ imagine oo and the whole africa YET to SUBMIT MASSIVE AND RIGID SANCTIONS?

The guy na chronic liar. E go tell you now say inn dey make 50 million naira a week.
I don't know the colour of his problem

Lanretoye:
abi 50 million naira,instead of you to tell us the value of the contraband you carried…fake life wey Dey make God's favor bypass una

This guy and Lamba na Siamese twins .
I go pull out evidence of your lies again oooo so make you 'comport' yaself.

Sonofgod1990:
That was how some police officers extorted about 12 million naira from me last time that I visited Nigeria

At the end , she is defending hitting a man and says the mature should be the mature one and hit her .
Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't hit and be hit.
Personally, except na knife of pestle abi iron rod, I noor fit face woman dey fight am.
Some women are even stronger than you are but us your akonuche avoid them

Make Una forget all these shalaye. We aren't there yet, not close by a quarter mile.
The primaries for these parties are just selection affirmation, the rest na ruse. Abi how primaries alone dey get figures pass main election involving other parties. Dem just dey write any figures they seem fit for the optics.
Based on some privileged Info I happened on recently concerning APC primaries in Lagos and what went down on the supposed primaries date, na joke we dey wallahi.
There is no alternative anywhere, all there politicians are mostly the same. We need holistic reconfiguration of the whole system before we can move an inch

I still dey wonder how these bandits and terrorists get away with this ransom thing involving motorcycles.
Are we this talentless and unprofessional to devise strategies to use this to track and eliminate them?
Nothing wey we noor go hear. Fuel, rice, cigarettes, motorcycle, lately Hilux truck. Na wa oooo

Seems so. Pure sensitisation tool even for the fact that NDLEA seems to be about the best enforcement agency we have around here.
Knowing our people and their core unprofessional personae, if this was real, kitikata go don take over.
Pushing, shoving, shouting and cussing na inn we go dey hear. You heir acting sef is wack. Dog handler nearly wan point exactly where the parcel dey.
There is a slight chance it could be real sha

NaijaLandGuy:
This is PR
I recommend getting more security dogs like this in the Nigeria Police Force to beef up investigations and security

Please delete this and don't make a fool of yourself.
K9 simply means police dog so the usage is correct in form and expression.
Tenkiu

ppogba:
School no be scam oo.

Oyinbo say Canine, Mr Mugu say K9.


You go soon see F9

Which kind car you dey drive. Check the car well, there might be something that stands out which usually catches their attention.

Didi2d:
Na VIO be my problem for this lagos

One Heineken noor go do you bad. Don't be a kill joy 😂 😆 😂 😆

Godspowerpro:
Glory to GOD, I live around Abuleegba axis of Lagos. How about you?

Tho na yoghurt I go take, Jesus has taken the wheel, mk I no go misbehave

INEC magicians on point. Asfat say na off cycle for or rerun, the present party in government almost always carry the day except crises dey.
Be that as it may , INEC don cook a little here. When it comes to thousands of people, accredited voters never equals total votes cast, but this one na exactly the same. Nigeria my country

Erotex:
That’s my area. Bro if you see wetin happened there you go weep for this country because no be election we Dey do for this country.

Some of these people know what they are into. Come to Eko Club, Island club, Ikeja club etc and see what therms rich folks do. Many ladies just like to abandon their first husband fir of their rich bosses a d business partners for chop life tinz.
The ones wey wise dey cash out wells. Get everything documented and transferred to shell companies. Most of the wives sef know wetin dey sup but they can't do anything. As long a money dey flow, dem go endure
Seyi Tinubu mama dey Ikeja GRA dey enjoy her life. Her son went for it and impressed JAGABAN, today, governors dey suck up to that guy fit many Mathias.

dominique:
The case has been ongoing for over 5 years since the doctor passed away in 2020. Helen you did yourself dirty, as a lawyer you should know better. The court will always recognise the legally married wife no matter how long they've been separated.

You go and make the findings chief. They are out based on head to head rules.
Good luck next time

Kalulu44:
They're not yet eliminated o, go back and make your findings

Do people really think causing physical injuries on children will help correct them?
When it gets to that stage, you are irreversibly damaging the child cuz he/she would have lost trust for you, to just seeing you as a monster whose way to go is wielding the big stick come what may.
Then how will you beat a child to the point of seeing bruises, welts, and blood and it doesn't shake you.
Nawa ooo

That district is his major are of influence but he's still got overriding reach on the whole state as the permanent chairman of the council of traditional rulers.
Whether this kind of move works or not is left to be seen but I just like the authority of the Benin traditional institution. The aoba speaks and everyone aligns unlike in the East And Southwest where the traditional institutions have been so bastardised that the Oba will prefer to be running along over the place seeking contract favours and stipends from the political class.
Most of them are even active partisan politicians these days

RecentHistory:
His influence is limited to 7 local governments in Edo state. Just 7.
Oredo, Egor, Ikpoba-Okha, Ovia North East, Ovia South West, Orhionmwhon and Uhunmwonde.

His influence covers only Edo South Senatorial district. 1 out of 3 Senatorial districts.

Outside Edo state, he has Zero influence.

There is no big deal with all these bandits and kidnappers other than the overwhelming arms and ammunition that they have over the Nigerian security forces.
It's only trained ISWAP and Boko Haram that the military suppose dey reason strategy for, but it is even surprising how military bases are being overrun over and over again as if our soldiers noor get training again.

Anf the country go good with people like you around!
All will be well insha'Allah

Jayhome24:
Still not making any sense. Keep your balablu to yourself it ain't making any point or sense.

Ndooh!

Jeez!
Wawuuuuuuuuu!
I'm truly lost for words at this.
Aside political banters, how on health can you type this.
Under which indices or metrics will you compare Russia and Nigeria. To say that the total external debt profile of Russia sits at around 60m dollars says it all. Naija debt profile currently surpasses that and you are talking about a first world country, a world power at that.
O tan n nu mi oooo.
May God airpus wallahi.
Just Negodu

Jayhome24:
Where are those nonsense ones who believes only Nigeria has a debt or borrowed.

Oh sorry I forgot Russia is a state in Nigeria. Yeye pipu..

Oya this is una Russia or na me write the report?

When will we start putting round pegs in round holes in this kantry.
Minister of Innovation, Science and Technology is a SAN. That position should be manned by seasoned technorati, someone that majors in new age technological field

Tell your nephew to tell him he go soon die

meobizy:
I know one potbellied man in my area who buys it because of the muscled man in the picture. I wonder, if you’ve never run a race in your life, how will your body manufacture the required energy to attempt a marathon? Time will tell in his case.

My 20-year-old nephew said his 18-year-old roommate takes Vega pills every time his girlfriend comes to spend the weekend. They’ve lived together for six months, and the young male has made it a routine every visit. I wonder what type of orientation created such a protocol.

Few months ago, I steadily observed one Hausa man that comes around to one major junction around my area for business. He basically comes there to exchange lower denomination notes for 1000 and 5 00 naira notes .
Albeit that he is slightly deformed, this guy dey change average of 50k every Wednesday with these Agbero guys. For such person it's pure business, not economic survival. If you like set up supermarket for them, they will immediately find their way back to the streets.

Pootle:
able body women that can nack and have kids but dont want to do anything, some time ago javis that robot girl gave a woman with a child some money to start up something but she met her at same spot the following day

we should all note that it wasnt this way in lagos for example before it was elderly women and men majorly from the north singing this bambiala rhythm then, and other tribe who involve in begging were handicaps but now able body person with no physical ailment partake in begging.

the beggers have realized that nigerians emotions can easily be manipulated hence the ever increasing number.

Abeg make Una leave their kentry fer dem fer now and cam beck to your lend.
Na lip service their government dey do ooo. If dem wan do the right thing, that guy tying animal skin for head suppose dey jail

Backing away from sexual temptation is not easy but is the best way to go. In my own case , the Polish girl was legit drunk and I knew it, everyone knew.
Her countryman implored to please take her home and that she will give me money for fuel as man broke that point in time or that he will give me. He could have taken her but said he had an emergency and the girl was so incoherent that taxis refused. He even told me the girl go do me as she say she likes black man and had mentioned me casually before. Moreso, she dey do hookup by the side.
Na so my mind dey do gbim gbam when driving her home, not after seeing fresh swollen lips down there. This yeye girl legit touch my blockos wan dey stroke am before I tell am say she go distract my driving.
As I reach , she say make I com up,I say No, go bring the money. She staggered comot kiss me for cheeks, my head turn. We enter lobby, Pakistani security guard looks me shake head. I look am say this guy noor want make I spank that red butt cheeks. As I reach elevator, I see bright light from camera dey shine me, I just dump her shoes for am pick race.
Since that day, your eye must clear before I even siddon talk to you

aswani:
Once a western woman is drunk, please do not even think about it, nothing good will come out of it.

I believe there is slightly more to this story than detailed but he can't defend himself as he knew the lady was drunk.

Drunk western ladies have no filter and do have a way of saying the most flirty, erotic things. You just, as a black man, have to know you are dealing with "bad market".

Yinmu.
Just be careful not to get scammed

RichBoy247:
Anybody that defrauds me will never live to spend the money, even if he is a serving General of the Nigerian Army

Oga Lai Mohammed shift.
When you are found out, you go begin dey wrap mumbo jumbo.
Your posers were illogical as well and you added "fact -check" in your own words.
I hate it when you Bleep up still dey look for alibi.
Arindin wey fit never marry dey talk to people that have been in the game for long.

Fiscus105:
I imagine how you would be able to react at home, if you have married and if you haven't, how your gf is coping with you.

Learn how not to overwhelm with emotion and how to engage constructively, if Benin doesn't play what about others that played? How many of our opponents played in Nigeria soil.

Marriages are scattering, no thanks to how partners react like lunatics at home.

You are a liar. Benin played in Cote d'Ivoire. Benin and Zimbabwe played in Southie cuz they don't have FIFA standard stadium. What stopped us from winning our own matches. Abi dis SAfrica not lose 3 points for player ineligibility, and they still won the group.
Comot this paranran for wetin dey ground
Lying with chest puffed out

Fiscus105:
The guys are not good enough on the pitch, is simple as ABC. Meanwhile, during qualifications, south Africa using cunning-cunning to win the group, apart from Nigeria, every other opponent in our group, played their home matches in South Africa stadium, including our neighbor Benin republic, you can go and do the findings to confirm, "how can Benin republic who is our neighbor carried their home match to far away south Africa to play against South Africa in same qualification group".

In other words, when they wanted to play away matches with Benin or Lesotho, it was as if they were playing home matches.

😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 @ beck

boxypane:
Match never start, una don chop goal. You people are going beck to your cantry.

Party don start for Una anti-South Africans. Looks like dem go take first flight back

Make dem dey play my fans. Most of the A-list schools are owned by politicians or their acolytes. Dem go still run am and nothing go happen. Noor be Naija we dey. Useless and toothless government dem .

LibertyRep:
This appears to be a decision made in anger. We can't just throw a blanket ban on something just because some people are exploiting it, why not fish out the bad eggs and regulate the program.

Will they also ban convocations in tertiary institutions? Or are the students not also being exploited by these schools?

Professor Arigbabu has done well with new innovations into Ogun educational space, he should not end with such a controversial decision.

School owners will fight this. Some elite schools will still do it discreetly under some funny arrangements and name