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Joyebiere:
It look like cultist greeting.

Hnmmmmm Morocco, those people wey go do anything to win. Dem noor dey play fair so we should be prepared

Dem type am Israel ooo. Make I bend if na inn words be this. 😂 😆 L

They never listen. A friend wey dey do outside runz still dey raw pound. Na dat same still nearly scatter inn relationship before he later got back with his then fiancé. Inn go drop STD for the babe.
I don warn am so tey now I don't even care. The say inn carry one wey pass am like herpes or HIV, I go just tell am Hearty Congratulations 👏 🎉 👏 🎉

laivwire:
How many times would you guys learn to never go raw. Don't you love your life enough to consider the dangerous risks?

Eh God oh.

You are beginning to sound like a broken record. Your over elaboration too much and all these let not the sun meet you 30 mins blah blah blah na crap.
BTW, I'm not saying your herbal remedy is not working or will not work but keep the jara jara bare. Kilode!

itzadorable333:
Get orange tree leaves, stems and branches. Get lemon grass. Get scent leaves. Get lime (7). Wash them. Wash your hands. Get clean pot. Get clean water. Put the lemon grass. Then the scent leaves. Cut the limes in two's. Squeeze the juices into the pot. Throw the empty limes into the pot. Then put the orange tree leaves and branches and stems, in order. Pour water until it covers it entirely. Let it almost get to the brim, but not too close lest it boils over and lose its contents. Make the fire ( COAL FIRE OR WOOD FIRE OR STONE FIRE). Then boil for 3 hours. You'll know it's ready when you smell a sharp-sweet aroma that makes you sick in your belly.
You'll do this in the heat of the afternoon, between noon and 3 pm. When it's done, bring it down and allow it to cool ( slightly leave the lid ajar). By 4-5pm take two cups . And then after 30 minutes get something to eat, for you'll feel hungry. Tomorrow morning boil it for 3 minutes, take a cup and drink hot. Let not the sun meet you before you do this . Then after 30 minutes, you eat. In the evening just take and drink. Don't boil. Boil only in the mornings,so wake up early.
Finish it in 7 days. And prepare another one for another 7 days.
By the 13th day you should be OK.
Stop sucking women's coochies randomly.
Reduce your intake of smoke.
Eat more citrus and acidic fruits
But until you finish your treatment, stay away from sex, smoke, alcohol, milk, beans, groundnut oil( and everything from groundnut) and sugar.

Na WA ooooo. Smiley emoji sef better meaningless comment

PRINCESSFCFANSs:
Hahahaha


Funny


Maybe name sake ,



Politics


Princess Faith Chukwuamaka

Depends on the kind of soup. Just add more if he organic ingredients/ materials e.g leaves, palm oil and fish/ meat

It's not just FMCs, most Government healthcare institutions in Nigeria are shit"y in all aspects of service delivery. Even manyprivate hospitals are not left out. I absolutely do not support the stabbing incident but if you have experienced the inhumanity of these useless professionals, you will understand that there is just thing line between maintaining you cool and going overboard. My wife lost a pregnancy we've waited 7 years for at a General hospital due to useless bureaucracies. Go here, go there, do these tests, come back next week, com back for another round, Next week, you will pick a date for appointment with doctor etc. At the end, if they had done their job at first, they would have detected an anomaly and most likely, remedy the situation. I was so mad that I gently drove away cuz I was shaking in anger and felt like hitting that woman who felt no compassion with an iron rod

Show101:
FMC Abeokuta is the worst FMC in Nigeria. The doctors are medical staff there are the meanest kind of human beings on earth. My mother was a victim of their mean attitude.

You know these APC guys are cornered on this topic when one couldn't see just one of them make a comment. Are we that heartless in this country from crumbs that we am can't speak any modicum of truth to power. It's totally unfair in the generations to come having to face our inaction and collaboration.
Look at the National Assembly, key Government appointments and cash cows MDAs, you will see that up to 30% of top positions are filled with the relatives and children of those that have milked this country dry, yet the cycle is set to continue for the foreseeable future.
Seyi Tinubu is a guy that is beginning to look like he will even have greater influence than his father in years to come. So it means that a set of cabals will keep directing the affairs of this floundering nation

Quest7777:
When we argued that it was more sensible to repair the existing inland road linking Lagos with Calabar, Tinubu Data Boyz called us unpatriotic elements & enemies of Nigeria.

Now we have been vindicated. Those data Boyz claiming to be patriotic, are actually the real enemies of Nigeria.

Apology accepted. Go and sin no more . 🥂 Cheers 🥂 🍻

oyoofong:
I am so soddi blooda! It's just my inability to find a more relatable word!

Nothing turned anything around, they are all craps. Same same like FFK, Reno and co. They are in for the bag

Will you stop that no*sense my friend! Why you go dey use our own beautiful Agege bread compared this shi*Ty stuff. Take time ooooo 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂

oyoofong:
Ekebe no even dey enticing! Look like Agege bread!

We noor too try as host oooom I expected us to take every school to the cleaners.
Shout out to the Greatest Oba Awon Universities. Greatest IFE , Great!

The olden days people enjoyed life ooo. How did a 31 year old rise to the position of Brigadier General!
Na when coup dey na inn the leader or ruler git jump from captain to full General

Did you make sense to you? I showed another person your submission and he asked if this person 2 brains working in opposition

affable4:
They should have sued you for 1billion.

You never win it all. Faulty phone, fine. Their bad. Years of repairs, free of charge on the company’s expense.

Phone was finally replaced. At this point I’m not saying your intentions are not valid, but bro let sleeping dogs lie.

Count your loss and move on. There are fights you just ignore. You chose to fight on.

You are not wrong in any way o, but learn to choose your fights wisely

Sorry oooooooo. You will be all right

Sonofgod1990:
Is not how many times did you have to go throughout the money to get the money back to Nigeria from the money to my account probably till December

I tire oooo. That's why I prefer Orthodox churches or the old Pentecostals, not all these scientific scammers.
To say some of them are even stark illiterates or semi-literates and you see guys with PhD clapping for such buffoonery especially this Jeremiah guy.
I once had a tiff back then in 2005 with my course mate. She quoted one rubbish her pastor said and I told her that na Bulls*it. She said to me if I realised her pastor was the first First Class holder in his department (Building) in OSU back then. I tell am say cramming and pouring is different empirical analysis. The girl Noor follow me talk for the rest of tha semester. Maybe Na why she Noor date me sef

Ablesam171:
Only people that can't think for themselves listens to these god of men.
If you want to listen to God, read and reflect on his words, anything outside his words are the words of men.

You are wrong. 😂 😂 😆
He is SUG President Emeritus. This can can never cross 300k votes and yet he is revolutionary Messiah.
I laugh in Arabic

Franktom247:
Sug President Elect

Keep it up

So what's the hullabaloo about this. Make these guys go Siddons joor. When it's their turn, let'em walk away at the alter as if it's that easy. Dem go dey online dey firm macho

TheNonexisting:
My cousin's wife instead of saying 'till death due us part', she said 'even death will not due us part because you are not going anywhere Chukwuebuka'. Everyone started laughing. Now tell me, is that part of the marriage vows and why didn't anyone take offense? You're comparing a simple issue to a president taking an oath to protect citizens and whom millions of lives will be entrusted with. Life is easy, it's people like you that make it difficult.

This was the guy that made the videos attributed to Dokubo Asari. May that one too enter gym, cuz Na almost same size with this dude.
May his soul rest in peace

Is this political banter really or this is exactly who you are! Same as RichTaiwo ,seunmsg and some others.
There are levels one should not descend to.
Mind you, I don't give a hoot about these politicians. They are mostly the same

HacheNoire:
One of the few truthful Nigerians that we still have in the country.


He does not hide his feelings and emotions and say it loud the way he feels.

All I will say is that, if he ever has intentions of biting the nose, he should always have ketchup in his pocket.

Let me ask you one question, what do you feel about Cardinal it Revd Father Martins Kukah as of today , then I might com back later to point you to your stand later.
One thing I've learnt these days, most folks are working for their pockets.
Kukah was against, then seemingly started supporting but I don't know where he stands right now
God go EPP una

FSBoperator:
Your cardinal has been hypocritically partisan and has no right to criticise the Benue state governor.

I am sure if this same Reverend was fully backing your Giringori , we will not be witnessing the attacks on him

And to expose your hypocrisy further, you guys cheer every demonic pastor from that your SE who have been openly condemning Tinubu and advocating for your Giringori

So the Reverend should be defrocked because he does not align with your Giringori ambition?

I wished one can save stuff like this and tag that person electronically somewhere, then we com back in 10 years if all are alive to check how far

TheStoriesOfMan:
When the first footage began circulating and sparked massive backlash on social media, she made another video with a caption saying, “cry more” with bucket emojis.

The woman is an APC supporter.

Keep taking compromising inorganics into your body with the aim of peppering people wey no send you.

20 years time, the people wey you dey impress go ask you "who's crying more?"

Na that time her beans go done.

Hope Alonso don work on the leaky leaky defence during the international break. Score 4 chop 3 no*sense wey dem dey play

So Tonto still dey whine people.
What can I say than to wish her happy sheeples and massive cashing out.
Africans are the most gullible humans on earth

Gotocourt:
Another Pulpit Banditry . Time to cash 💸 💰 🤑 😎 👌

Their heads Noor correct. Its Dikko's and Olopade's turn to pack money from the NSC. The same Dikko that was part of the disastrous kleptomaniac regime of the Amaju Pinnick.
The guy use Northern influence find inn way enter NSC. The rest is history

Hemanwel:
Are they indirectly blaming the Godswill Akpabio Stadium, Uyo, for our inability to make it to the just concluded WC?

True or not, thing is the President himself was and is rude in addressing others. He called someone Eleyu, he said that late President Buhari was crying in a derogatory manner. Just leave these politicians to their matter, dem go dey alright

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WizardOfNG:
Why will an imperialist born-to-rule Northern supremacist not believe he can address a Southern President as he wishes rather than as decorum dictates he should?

Afterall, Southerners are beneath them.

Na that Egbeda one small boy use inn Mama vehicle kill Policeman about 2 weeks ago. Always jumping in front of moving vehicle just cuz of bribe wey dem wan collect

VOsimhen144:
VIO officers would rather die than to let your vehicle go.

Them go dey feel like iron man if them stand for road.

If you see the traffic these VIO officers dey cause for Egbeda… police dey do their own for isheri pipeline while VIO officers dey do their own for Egbeda bus/stop.

If the clip is massively re shared , somebodyust identify him. This old bagger is bursted

Actually, it possible for flank incision but this story Na lie. This one is just looking for views and likes. Renal surgery requires a complete set of specialists different e.g urologists, nephrologists and Co. The time frame sef different and all the parameters go tell the family of the patient say something dey sup.
Na tales by moonlight, anything for Elon and Mark's money

dapadawee:
I know some obidient will believe this ugeli nurse.
I don't know for robotic surgery but you can never harvest kidney through CS it is anatomically and procedurally impossible.

Another thing is the lady might have a single kidney all this while without even knowing it.

Renal Agenesis.

To say some people wou even have 3 MTN SIM cards and none from other networks. For what nah!

chicfarmer:
If you like yourself better have at least 3 DIFFERENT network Sims. Any of these thieves masquerading as service providers can ruin your business at any moment without notice o.

These people will never learn. That some rich or popular folks don't have your time doesn't mean that there are others who will let go when you carry your shii reach their side. Anyways, happy watery beans eating spree in Kirikiri