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The guy be like shey Na this one you call noise. E fr werey 🤣😂 complete loudness

Something to cheer about in the irredeemably crooked Police Force. Well done CSP Nehemiah.
I think that guy hit a patch where there was an extensive pool of water and hydroplaning took place, vehicle went out of control , steering lock and eventually somersaulted.
Same Nigerian Police that saw me on patrol in the e dead of the Night at Anthony with vehicle electrical issues. They just told me to cut my seatbelt and attach it to another car of a willing helper cuz the area is a dangerous zone. They drove away leaving me for Baba taku boys.
God bless one bolt guy forever. The guy towed me to a safe zone and guess what, Na my passenger seatbelt I cut.

Current Commander in chief of smugglers in SouthWest. Customs CG on speed dial. IBD agbaawo

Mother , daughter and partner. Emmanuel Amanfo and family Yahoo Nigeria limited.
😂 😆

Some of these stuff one reads online can numb your brain if you potential to be slow-witted.
Anyways, everybody is looking for engagement nowadays, content creators everywhere.
In the tiniest shred of possiblity that this is real, the Mofo should also narrate how he promised to marry her after delivery and pay her bride price. E be like say the mumu Just dey use am cure konji wan destroy the kpekus.
Wise girl just kukuma pack everything packable japa

Since the day of the supposedly failed rescue operation, nothing has been heard.
Is Oyo State so big that reconnaissance aircraft including helicopters can't locate them or just give an idea of their movement.
With children as little as 2 years, I believe that even if they are changing positions, they could not have been able to cover much ground.
Mind you , it's not the whole of Oyo State oooo, just a part of Ogbomoso/Oke-Ogun axis.
We are indeed in a seriously pitiful situation

Wetin concern Agbero with overload. You see person wey don Mara finish, you think say this one send any effing body in this planet again. Person wey by herself say make dem cover her well,still pose for video, com confess Na bible she dey year smoke.

Diamond098454:
This girl don't have parents? What if they see this video how will she defend herself ? Ordinary pic I post on Facebook my dad nearly killed I have to take it down immediately

Guys full prison yapayaski cuz of drugs. A friend of mine that does private transportation was implicated by one bastard who package colos inside dried Ugwu. The guy was jailed and only released a few years ago during Eid Abi Ramadan.
Na why e dey expensive die

omoyeni37:
So boys still managing to get drugs in dubai too, i thought the place is very strict with drug usage

Chief you don't wanna test some of these guys.
There is one game boy knew back then in Dubai. This boy, very small boy at that, used to make at least, 1.5m million Naira everyday, could 100m plus. Out of that money, a great percentage went into all these colos and stuff, a greater % to pay for the suites he was staying with his goons. I can recall that a minimum of 300k Naira went into feed everyday. They used to order food from this restaurant Davido and other celebrities eat at whenever they are in Dubai. I don forget the name.
So from first hand experience wey I don see, Noor be lie oooo. I pass my boundary of strictly alcohol go do 4 whiff/puff of whatever one of them was holding, Na dat day I know say many of these guys are not if this world again. The road seemed like a table as I was driving home. And thes boys go do 3 sticks in you presence still drive normal normal.

Sangoamadioha1:
That is approximately 156,000 Naira per day for common igbo. This is pure exaggeration.
Wetin, you wan high pass the most high😏

The thing Na Nonsense we dey mostly call Shawarma around here with their bread of 2 weeks and later. Na only 1 place for Lekki I don chop Shawarma wey be like Middle East own. This Dubai own emh, E go dey hungry as you dey see the preparation process

If the policeman wan turn to their vibrator make inn come out straight nah, Abi which one be vibrator Na exhibit in Nigeria.
Useless illiterate mofos. So exhibit don automatically mean illegal stuff

Eid Mubarak to you all. Kindly remember to pray for all in captivity and may God heal ourland

If dem like, make dem play solidarity cup, who get time for unserious fellows especially the NFF.

Your head dey there. I just dey recall those names now.
Me Noor fit chop am oooo except the minced beef or fish as dem Noor dey chop spicy food at all

AngelicBeing:
Yes, l did but I don't like the way they use beams as sauce to eat matoke or posho

That Ugali is actually semolina. But they do mix it just like some of us do in Naija. One of my flatmates used to do that. Did you eat their bean soup and salted fried fish?

AngelicBeing:
l recalled that I ate Ugali in East Africa during one of my visits, it looks like Lafun abi Amala.

I also ate Casava leaf 🌿 vegetables, it is a good delicacy in East Africa especially amongst Congolese ooooo 😜

Asake dey make use of inn time well, make he enjoy. Be like say Kizz Daniel dey hibernation or maybe e dey kitchen. Na one guy wey every song Na banger. Omaha Lay too gentle for now

Yes Bro. For that one, the judgement go likely favour the posture of the sitting federal Government as per wetin go pay dem before and after the polls in the composition of the National Assembly.
You know as e dey go

Siramen2001:
INEC has also appeal this judgment in the court of appeal yesterday let watch out and see the outcome of the appeal.

Semi easy pass Eva for me sef only that it takes too much time to really make it firm, well cooked and solid. I can also do Dubai working guys style sha and it will be partially nof fully done but hard like stone. Ugandan/Kenyan style sef dey but pot dey too burn.

In my opinion, wheat is crazier with lumps than Semo

All these governors are just plain stewpid. This avenue of siphoning state funds is being overused. They should get creative and probably use AI or something 😂😆. Every governor now wants to construct airport or start an Airline. How many passengers dey Bayelsa apart from Government officials and some Godfathers.
Small time, dem go comot office bit that damage and dent to state coffers will be there for yet unborn generations to deal with. New dispensations will later flog the airlines and assets to their cronies and acolytes for chicken change.
Which way Naija!

One Judge don rule against that. Na all these judges dey bastardise the fabric of this country most.
By next dispensation, I am sure they will amend that stuff cuz e really affect many of them

Meteng:
I thought they said there’s a new law that you can’t move to another party to contest once you fail in your previous party. Abi na me no understand the new law?

The moment the voting community irrespective of tribal or religious affiliation realises that these politicians are only in the game for personal gains, that will be the beginning of redemption for this lost entity.
The fact that the court suspended status quo on the deadline for party membership registration will make us see all manners of candidates turn up now, in as many parties as possible.
This is especially true for all those that ran to the APC. I believe those ones should particularly be disgraced

Bloating can be a more chronic kidney issue. If it is liver, chances of survival are higher but kidney problems get as E be.
In all , I hope he fine and this is not a major health challenge

HABA!
This is uncalled for. As much as I noor like the guy parole for politics matteryoi leave am for that way nah

NasirSly:
I knew this is how helinues will end up , someone who is not ready to feed his family

August 2022 post. Is Nairaland truly not wonderful!
Madam go don marry forget this post sef. And the hubby go don dey collect wotowoto now, but she fit don get help through counselling.
But that kind lady fit stab her man inn play away

I dey look for one anyhow topic to create ooo. Cuz I don't I understand FP these days. Assuming say dem even put small write-up and highlight in any way , any intended info about is significance, e for make sense.
Just clip of virgin hair and datsall

E be like say na Jupiter you dey live 😂 😆 😂 😆
Things took a nasty turn around 2014/2015
I bought a big cow that December 2014 for 132k. The following year, same size had jumped to over 500k. Right now , same size goes for around 2m.
You can't even get medium size goat for 60k in Lagos. You go waka small ooo

brain54:
Jealousy dey worry your mama...


Meanwhile, try dey appreciate your step mom more. Even if it isn't a full ram of her own - maybe due to financial implications, you can gift her cash or something.


I saw the other thread you did and people gave you that advice but you seem not to have taken it.


As for the price of the rams I don't know if it is a fair deal... 800k for the three splits the amount for each to roughly 266k. The last time I bought a ram it was around 40k for a full mature bigger looking ram than the ones you posted years ago.


I understand the economic realities of the country is different now. But I wasn't expecting the gap to be that wide sincerely. Some years ago that 266k was the price of a very big cow.


Which way Nigeria? It is well fah!

Wow. She did good although it's her business, so I guess she did not even collect transportation fees from you.
I sampled the markets the other day for a friend, and 1 slightly bigger than those you posted was quoted for 450k. I just wake jeje

I really cannot fathom how someone will make up his or her mind to kill another person, a life that you can't replace.
The devil dey learn where some people dey

Hey Hey . You sure say everything complete up there

My 12 years old cousin who came to Nigeria in 2016 for his first ever visit said something which still pinches as ever every time I recall the episode. He got scared because of street urchins who wanted money somewhere in Ekiti.
He said and I quote "There is something fundamentally wrong with the black man".
I was dumbfounded that day considering his age but it holds true every time.
How on earth can this fools be going on this sort of paid protest despite the myriad of problems concerning security ravaging Plateau State! So they can protest for a state assembly member and can not shut down the whole State to demand improvement in the security of lives and properties against Bandits and terrorists.
I cannot not just fathom.
I expect them to tell the Government there can be no election in their state until people stop being killed like animals

Wetin Naija politicians noor fit do does not exist.
Dem don carry na lady No and over 4.5.
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