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Small Yansh don dey shake oooo. Politicians and gimmicks chai

Hnmmmmm. This makes me recall a scenario I witnessed while growing up. Our tenant bought a Mercedes Benz 200 or 230 Vboot while my Papa been dey drive Volkswagen Beetle and 505 pickup.
My old man Na inn even bless that car with plenty Lord's and Bush meat. I com dey wonder why my old man didn't feel bad say inn tenant dey outshine am.
At the end ,my Papa don already but the car wey senior that one but was just waiting for the celebration of his first chieftaincy title to launch am.
That guy for Noor leave our house for sale of jealousy or whatever but for inn violent wife wey dey smash bottle for anybody head when pissed. Na why dem give them quite notice

Betgold84:
Enjoy the fun while It lasts. That's all
Tenant go pack out someday
Landlord remain

Reminds of my yellow papaya of 5 years back then. So painful I had to let go but it was for the best. Tell this babe to shut up and she go tell you whether you dey craze ni, or you too shut up 10 times over.
And then, sex was wack. I wasn't and still not a sex freak but hers was on another level of boredom. I think she was dealing with a trauma that I couldn't pry open and sort. So I had to opt out when I travelled though e shake me wella as I wasn't going to be married and be running after big booties outside.I wonder how she's doing today if she's eventually married.

Wrong assertion, very wrong on the awarding of 2022 FIFA world cup host rights. The guy never near the presidency when it was awarded in 2010. Na dem Blatter and Co most of whom were later banned or suspended for corrupt practices. Our own Amos Adamu and one guy from Oceania were banned before the votes when a British Newspaper set them up and caught them while attempting to sell their votes before the election, Na inn pikin dey do this celebrity boxing nonsense all over the place now. Inn Papa don allegedly sort am money from his corrupt practices wey back Na inn the guy dey dey use build business empire(allegedly oooo)Good for him sha

BlackViper:
After the fraudulent manner that he manipulated FIFA’S Executive Board to give the World Cup hosting rights to Qatar in 2022 and Saudi Arabia Arabia in 2034, I've been wondering when he will be impeached.

The man is a shady character. Nigeria should sue FIFA at the Court of Arbitration for Sports, but unfortunately I don't think we have the guts to do it.

I feel same too but I think they might not have the expertise to death with such right now. Moreover, the environmentalist(I don't have an appellation for the person that saved it might not have the tools to keep the creature in a confined environment for now.
Like I always advocate, it can only get better if we keep doing the right things

prophetwis:
It looks injured, treatment should have first been administered before letting it back to the sea, less it dies of the injuries and the effort appears to have been wasted.

The thing be say once de be, everly de be. Shey you grab

The car sef Na one useless automotive. The only thing I can say is that poverty Noor good. Na inn dey make all these paedophiles dey get the guy to do these kinda nonsense.
Another thing is that there has to be cultural reorientation. I'm not sorry to say this, but underage marriage has to stop before it can be routed out completely.
This is everywhere all over the country but I see tinz for Abuja that year and it has become the norm.
You go see the mama sef, she's still around 30 and she Noor care wetin her customers wan do with her child.
This has to take a holistic appy to solving the problem

GOFRONT:
After taking like 12 doses of Burantashi, His Bura has Tashi and all he could think of is to get a 12 year old into his Golf 3!!!

That man is stuck. He might have been an emotional abuser or whatever cuz there are always two sides to a coin.
But the thing here is, all his life savings supposedly went in to the travel runz,then his home was demolished and then lost out in business. The only thing he's holding on to is to reestablish contact with his wife, and the children should be of age now whether dem go fit dey reason am small Benjis every now and then

RillJ:
What mana of reconciliation are you hoping for. The lady has written you off, apparently after using you to achieve some of her goals. Your best bet under the circumstance is to try and reopen contact with your kids.

I advice that you face reality, restart your hustle and start a new family while maintaining contact with your children by the strange woman/ex.

Women putting men on reverse since 30,000,000,000 BC!

Chief, people like that Noor care. I heard of someone wey done dey pay in own money for adult care in Nigeria against when he becomes frail. The guy man Noor send woman at all and he don already share properties. He's has 8 women and all of them have a building to their name, the rest of inn money , inn just dey flex am for Island club Abi Eko club with plenty fresh babes. He's around 70 now and doesn't gear death one bit. Inn say he go rather commit suicide than be facing any form of cancer or kidney/liver issues.

nairalanda1:
That your landlord has poor taste in women.

Also, problems are going to start when he gets old.

Tha ship don sail , e don reach destination and dem even do overhaul maintenance several times

Caaz:
Let's hear her own side of the story....no curry pity to give.
The 3 sides to every story.
The truth
The lies
The people involved.


Baba said he's opened to RECONCILIATION.

You want to reconcile with someone that has moved on and checked out years ago.



Uwa diegwu

Guy wetin you dey smoke, your reasoning is not of this world 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😂 😆.
E fit be true oooo, Nigerians can do anything

LordLicifer:
All these staged nonsense, if you believe all these social media rubbish you are a plank!

There are no proofs to all these.

Olu omo will now begin to solicit funds from ignorant planks to enrich himself.. the two of them will share the money that is if the two of them are not the same Olu Omo. Chai!

All na format, never ever ever trust any nigerian, they would do anything, i mean, anything to make money. They call it hustling..

Guy forget, dem dey do am. Nigerian tribalism rubbish wey dem do so for hear dey learn where Pakistanis, Indians , Bengalis and to a lesser extent, Nepalese dey.
India is the worst ever as that caste system rubbish still dey and the hatred they have for those of them wey dey chop cow E.g Keralans and Goans

uche87:
But what does she stand to gain? A Pakistani or Indian will never do this.

Confam. Aesthetically, something is missing but it can only get better.
Kudos

They are all madt, very, very madtt
It is the single greatest avenue to embezzle funds. Generally speak, airports are good for seamless transition of people, goods and services but the economic situation of the country demanda funds are put into good use in other more demanding sectors e.g Agriculture development, Infrastructure, Science and Technology, Education etc
These m*fos will rather borrow money and waste on frivolities. How many hours to travel between all the South Western States, yet all of them want to build airports, same as other Southern states. The Northerners are not really hooked into this nonse*Se, they prefer to steal money through other means.

Authoreety:
Alright God speed


But must everything state have an airport?

I understand, move aside please. Cheers 🥂 🍻 🥂 🍻

Yvngex:
I still maintain what i said. You no get talk!!!!

From these two coms we don share, I don't think I have reserved to engage you but it might be some sort of miscommunication. Check the body, check my contribution, yours and the follow up, then com back. It seems you have just contradicted yourself in a less than 7 lines

Yvngex:
You no get talk. Whenever you are ready, go hold your leaders accountable and stop ranting.

Just imagine if there was no pilot on board amongst the passengers.

Emmamay10:
Thank goodness that the tragedy was averted. If not, everywhere would have been engulfed with the tragic news.

Terrorism will never win. Even in Nigeria.

Kudos to him for sticking with his vision and constantly re-strategising. Man others have come and gone.
To those saying he wished people to kpai, whether that or not , everyone go kpai, Na time we Noor know.
Shey Na people dey intentionally kill with fake products, even crimes against humanity such fake baby products

Issorait Baba, no wahala 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😂

naptu2:
OK, I will increase it.

I'm not a data boy so I don't need these stuff dem dey use to buy Una destiny
Tenkiu

Yvngex:
which one your constituency representative don give una before?

Who spam post like this. Naptu2, reduce the volume nah.
Anyways, this one na President abi Grandpa

naptu2:
I am watching the NELFUND videos again (I only posted a few). Those students are really insane!


Party in the middle of the night when the alerts arrived.


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NELFUND has helped people discover their hidden talent.


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Some of them do so and they dont give a damn if you use it against them later.
At least one don tell me that before and she didn't give a hoot. I just couldn't pursue much further after a few months and you know you know due to personality differences

You know nah. You just noor wan talk am 😂 😆 😂 😆

crossbreedwears:
I don't understand why they have to wait for re-election before they empower the youths.

Una High-handedness too dey contribute nah. Let's see If XEJet can bring in their own folks to handle passengers and baggage and other support services.

Na motorcycle the truck driver crush so ooo and I dey hear something like payan and two meaning you have killed, you must pay or something like that. Yet , people are there drinking away. Where is our humanity if someone really died!

E be like say some of you are always high on colos..
Who tell you say I dey support Obi or that I made any comment about him in 2011.
You better get sober firstly, then read again and make your biased contribution.
Anybody wey noor write wetin you want automatically is a Peter Obi supporter

SaintLucia:
which one your messiah Obi do when the whole state resources was under his control?
Below was how you rated his miserable years as governor of Anambra state on nairaland.

Giving back is very importanta when seeking re-election abi noor be so?
Just thinking out loud

Interesting, very interesting!

Akpakomisa do well on this one. Thumbs up.

Those names be like Nigerian names to you?
You don't even know how names from your own country sound like

shadrach77:
See some goats saying Nigerians must be involved. Why will you think so lowly of your country?

It's a good thing the boy has reconnected with his grandfather.

They will be tracing their contacts and tracking their previous movements for evidence.
I think those guys were waiting for consignment to carry out their attack but the lady that called 999 disrupted their plans. Their collaborators go don japa

Botragelad:
In case you have trouble understanding this post.
The five men arrested yesterday over the suspected terror attack at RAF Fairford have already been released on bail.

Still under investigation, but back out on bail.