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The guy noor waste time ooo. Kiakia e don bring another one board. Hope stranger noor go join this time around

The nzansi Siwelele people are just using this purging to loot people dry. Dem go soon learn the hard way when people tire comot their country and leave their lazy a*se.

As na the girl eff up, the police don potentially look away as the guy fit be Yahoo boy.

These idiotic F1 drivers wannabe just ended another person's life for nothing but sheer stupidity. The sentence is too light though it is one of the harshest in record. It should be reviewed cuz this is wilful causing of death under drug influence

These f*ckers should go and sit somewhere joor. Since over two weeks, they cants track down the useless terrorists and these one are coming for photo ops.
Shey we noor get special forces ni.

It is well tith your soul. Amen

You still dey tabon inside tabon. Na Tabon-Tabon you dey live 😂 😆 😂 😆 😆. Sorry enh, e noor easy, inn pain am. Next season is here already. God go keep us beyond. Banter sweet when e noor dey your corner. Hahahaha mucheche.
Make I drink spicy pepper soup cure my hangover jare

Isobug:
See them, empty vessels always making the loudest noise. Ohh, wonders shall never end. I will forgive you on the English part, reason being that there's no need to argue on a language completely not ours, you included but assuming there's anything wrong with understanding the content of my comment, does pingin really have standard? Ignorance does not even let you know why it is called pigin

Oyinbo koro ooo. My head dey bang, eyes dey pain me join. Pidgin sef get comma

Isobug:
Never seen a very dark hearted supporters like Chelse fans, very disheartened set of fans, bitter souls. They want as they are loosing let every other clubs be loosing, a club that just came to lime light in 2000. Instead of being neutral if you can't support your fellow they choose to display utter hatred.
Nah Liverpool pass them, even if they give them more 30years without Liverpool competing, they can't get close

Wawwu the good ol' days so recent.
As Oshio Baba don Bleep up reach, in his days as NLC President, this country would have been shut down in the interim despite allegations of settlement behind the scenes afterwards

Yeah on my previous car. I was into something else then , so the bolt/uber guy wey I give wan finish inn Papa life.
When I collected it back and tried on my own, it wasn't as easy as you said. Your ratings go dey poor if you dey select rides and dem even dey suspend if it gets too low. And then, you will almost certainly not enjoy their useless bonuses if you dont have , I think 75-80% acceptance on e.g 10 rides.
If you accept wey customer later cancel or you cancel Na dat one worse pass. So many tricks they use to cheat, can't let recall them.
I for like run am aside sef but Tinubulation dey fear me. Make I just dey my Lane , spare parts cost and technicians are moving mad

Judolisco:
I said that because of fuel and you'll pick your trips wisely.... With 4 good trips in lagos you can make 50k per day... In Abuja even with 20 trips, you might not make that amount.... Have you driven uber before?

When Noor be say Na sand dey una brain. How this kind poor job go translate to potential scam. Many people are really slow-witted

An you expatriate on the 3 to 4 trips per day thingy. If you are trying to make money, how does 4 trips translate into money?

Judolisco:
Go for Toyota.... If u want to do uber or bolt... Then u must be committed oh.. Start with a lot of working capital or money at hand like 200k..... And if you're in lagos, do only 3 or 4 trips per day.... If you're in Abuja, if you get mind do only night trips, that's where d money is.... Also stay strictly on business, don't make passenger friends.... Make money instead.... I wish you all the best... Though I won't advise going into the business but it's better than being idle

The guy be like shey Na this one you call noise. E fr werey 🤣😂 complete loudness

Something to cheer about in the irredeemably crooked Police Force. Well done CSP Nehemiah.
I think that guy hit a patch where there was an extensive pool of water and hydroplaning took place, vehicle went out of control , steering lock and eventually somersaulted.
Same Nigerian Police that saw me on patrol in the e dead of the Night at Anthony with vehicle electrical issues. They just told me to cut my seatbelt and attach it to another car of a willing helper cuz the area is a dangerous zone. They drove away leaving me for Baba taku boys.
God bless one bolt guy forever. The guy towed me to a safe zone and guess what, Na my passenger seatbelt I cut.

Current Commander in chief of smugglers in SouthWest. Customs CG on speed dial. IBD agbaawo

Mother , daughter and partner. Emmanuel Amanfo and family Yahoo Nigeria limited.
😂 😆

Some of these stuff one reads online can numb your brain if you potential to be slow-witted.
Anyways, everybody is looking for engagement nowadays, content creators everywhere.
In the tiniest shred of possiblity that this is real, the Mofo should also narrate how he promised to marry her after delivery and pay her bride price. E be like say the mumu Just dey use am cure konji wan destroy the kpekus.
Wise girl just kukuma pack everything packable japa

Since the day of the supposedly failed rescue operation, nothing has been heard.
Is Oyo State so big that reconnaissance aircraft including helicopters can't locate them or just give an idea of their movement.
With children as little as 2 years, I believe that even if they are changing positions, they could not have been able to cover much ground.
Mind you , it's not the whole of Oyo State oooo, just a part of Ogbomoso/Oke-Ogun axis.
We are indeed in a seriously pitiful situation

Wetin concern Agbero with overload. You see person wey don Mara finish, you think say this one send any effing body in this planet again. Person wey by herself say make dem cover her well,still pose for video, com confess Na bible she dey year smoke.

Diamond098454:
This girl don't have parents? What if they see this video how will she defend herself ? Ordinary pic I post on Facebook my dad nearly killed I have to take it down immediately

Guys full prison yapayaski cuz of drugs. A friend of mine that does private transportation was implicated by one bastard who package colos inside dried Ugwu. The guy was jailed and only released a few years ago during Eid Abi Ramadan.
Na why e dey expensive die

omoyeni37:
So boys still managing to get drugs in dubai too, i thought the place is very strict with drug usage

Chief you don't wanna test some of these guys.
There is one game boy knew back then in Dubai. This boy, very small boy at that, used to make at least, 1.5m million Naira everyday, could 100m plus. Out of that money, a great percentage went into all these colos and stuff, a greater % to pay for the suites he was staying with his goons. I can recall that a minimum of 300k Naira went into feed everyday. They used to order food from this restaurant Davido and other celebrities eat at whenever they are in Dubai. I don forget the name.
So from first hand experience wey I don see, Noor be lie oooo. I pass my boundary of strictly alcohol go do 4 whiff/puff of whatever one of them was holding, Na dat day I know say many of these guys are not if this world again. The road seemed like a table as I was driving home. And thes boys go do 3 sticks in you presence still drive normal normal.

Sangoamadioha1:
That is approximately 156,000 Naira per day for common igbo. This is pure exaggeration.
Wetin, you wan high pass the most high😏

The thing Na Nonsense we dey mostly call Shawarma around here with their bread of 2 weeks and later. Na only 1 place for Lekki I don chop Shawarma wey be like Middle East own. This Dubai own emh, E go dey hungry as you dey see the preparation process

If the policeman wan turn to their vibrator make inn come out straight nah, Abi which one be vibrator Na exhibit in Nigeria.
Useless illiterate mofos. So exhibit don automatically mean illegal stuff

Eid Mubarak to you all. Kindly remember to pray for all in captivity and may God heal ourland

If dem like, make dem play solidarity cup, who get time for unserious fellows especially the NFF.

Your head dey there. I just dey recall those names now.
Me Noor fit chop am oooo except the minced beef or fish as dem Noor dey chop spicy food at all

AngelicBeing:
Yes, l did but I don't like the way they use beams as sauce to eat matoke or posho

That Ugali is actually semolina. But they do mix it just like some of us do in Naija. One of my flatmates used to do that. Did you eat their bean soup and salted fried fish?

AngelicBeing:
l recalled that I ate Ugali in East Africa during one of my visits, it looks like Lafun abi Amala.

I also ate Casava leaf 🌿 vegetables, it is a good delicacy in East Africa especially amongst Congolese ooooo 😜

Asake dey make use of inn time well, make he enjoy. Be like say Kizz Daniel dey hibernation or maybe e dey kitchen. Na one guy wey every song Na banger. Omaha Lay too gentle for now

Yes Bro. For that one, the judgement go likely favour the posture of the sitting federal Government as per wetin go pay dem before and after the polls in the composition of the National Assembly.
You know as e dey go

Siramen2001:
INEC has also appeal this judgment in the court of appeal yesterday let watch out and see the outcome of the appeal.

Semi easy pass Eva for me sef only that it takes too much time to really make it firm, well cooked and solid. I can also do Dubai working guys style sha and it will be partially nof fully done but hard like stone. Ugandan/Kenyan style sef dey but pot dey too burn.

In my opinion, wheat is crazier with lumps than Semo

All these governors are just plain stewpid. This avenue of siphoning state funds is being overused. They should get creative and probably use AI or something 😂😆. Every governor now wants to construct airport or start an Airline. How many passengers dey Bayelsa apart from Government officials and some Godfathers.
Small time, dem go comot office bit that damage and dent to state coffers will be there for yet unborn generations to deal with. New dispensations will later flog the airlines and assets to their cronies and acolytes for chicken change.
Which way Naija!