₦airaland Forum

DICKtator:
Very funny guy!!!!

I actually need my windscreen cleaned.

i may pass Maryland today so that he can help me clean mine

then i'll pay him nothing cos those squeegee guys offer unsolicited services to road-users

Kudos to Uche Nnaji!!!

how do u mean Mr man and must every body be a gratuate?

bejeiodus:
As a soldier, it must have hurt his pride to be held by men who are not trained in the art of warfare. This made the soldier in him take the better of him. Infantry officers are proud men....Men who lead the line in battle hate to be hold-up by lesser men.

point of correction.people who dey tink is less men becus u don't no dere training level too.

asodane:
Good initiatives I pray that they will follow it up. Nice one to our ministers

sure-p in disguised. copied from pdp.

Diesel1:
Wow... prasie God man.... nearly cannot kill a bird

mi dear same happened to me..... o Pls call Dat name again.

hazyfm:
Now you have a point. Let's protest for increase in minimum wage not petrol deregulation

Subsidy in Nigeria is a FRAUD

ar we in d best position to tell him Wat to do? den define as clueless baba.

veekid:
Buhari is working

working or walking correct ur self Pls.

veekid:
Buhari is working

working or walking correct ur self Pls.

solpat:
What was he thinking before now That it was going to be easy E never see anything

were ar d recovered money no account yet and details.

ceo247frolic:
Nigerians are loosing patience with the present cabinet of the president and they are not hiding their displeasures....


The photo was taken at the Federal Executive Council Meeting Today.



The picture was editied by a blog reader who thinks this conversation must have taken place between the honourable ministers as they have both recently fallen out of favour with Nigerians on the social media...


See the photos below:


http://www.newshelm.com/2016/05/photos-hilarious-fictive-conversation.html

moral lesson. don't judge pple bi wat dey say but see reasons for ur self if need be. tankz

study4free:
2016 Top 10 Most Popular Careers For Students: Aside from being one of the most fun periods of time for any students, college is also a very demanding period. Basically, this is when a teenager will choose his future by focusing on a specific career. We decided to help the new college students of 2016 by bringing in front some of the best, most popular career options so that they can make a much better decision.

Accountant

Any business needs an accountant, and aside from being well paid, this particular job is great for those persons that like to work with numbers. On top of that, there’s no shortage of companies that need such services, so you will always have clients.

Food scientist

This requires quite a lot of knowledge and studies, but it’s very well paid. Usually you will work with the federal agencies, academic institutions or food processing companies, trying to uncover how safe various types of food really are.

Fashion designer

Designing fashion is a very popular job that you can find right now on the US mainly because it offers a great place for creativity and, on top of that, it’s well paid.

Programming

Being a programmer is well paid and this on its own offers a wide range of amazing opportunities. You can use this as a basis towards more specialized studies that bring in front an even higher revenue margin, it all comes down to you!

Project manager

Being in charge is only one of the main duties here, you also have to make sure that the project will turn out as expected. Yes, this is a really demanding job but depending on the industry you pertain to, it can offer a great revenue.

Sales and marketing

Marketers and more specifically online marketers can earn quite a lot of revenue nowadays because all companies need a good promotion in the online world. Sometimes this can be more than demanding, but the reality is that there are plenty of solutions to be had here, and it all comes down to the way they are implemented.

Mechanical engineer

Although specialized, this position is very popular because it does offer access to a large revenue margin which is amazing to say the least.

Information security

Since security in the computing world is becoming more and more important, this is a great job if you want to make a difference and also earn quite a good revenue.

Petroleum engineering

Although quite a difficult job, which requires a person to locate natural reservoirs of petroleum deposits, this job does have a lot of popularity thanks to the great paychecks that it offers, more than $100000 per year.

Doctor/Nurse

Medicine/Nursing is quite a competitive job since health care play a major important to human, this is a good job which you can earn quite a good revenue.

As you can see, there are plenty of great, exciting careers that you can focus on, all of which are very well paid. Try to consider your current skills when preparing for such a career, but also consider the opportunities that you might have in the long run based on the career you choose. Based on that, it will be very easy for you to see which one of these suit your needs, but rest assured that our list includes the best options so you should check them out!

http://study4free.com.ng/10-popular-careers-students-2016/

and u left ARCHITECTURE may God 4giv u.

searchng4love:
he said it.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

FORMER Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tamunoemi David-West, said that Nigerians should expect sharp drop in petrol price from the current N87 to about N40 per litre, saying, “the president-elect, Gen. Mohammed Buhari, will reduce the fuel pump price to N40 per litre.”

In a telephone interview with Vanguard, the former minister argued that Nigeria produces millions of barrels of crude oil daily, and if properly harnessed will boost the performance of the industry. His words: “I want to assure you that by the time he takes over, petrol will be dispensed at N40 per litre. This is possible and he has the credibility to make it work.

The major assignment of the president-elect when he is eventually inaugurated is to restore confidence to the industry. He noted that the president-elect is familiar with the petroleum industry, adding that he is a straight forward person that has respect for democratic principles. “As military head of state, he dealt with the Federal Executive Council with the tenets of democracy. Buhari will build new refineries to make petroleum products available for the masses.

No responsible government will allow the masses to suffer. “He will strengthen the refineries within a year. It is possible as we won’t spend any amount in setting up a green field refinery. We already have a blueprint as we shall use what we have to get what we want,” he added. He further stated that on many occasions, the president – elect had disclosed that the subsidy initiative is a fraud which has distorted the progress expected in the sector.

He is also said to have frowned at the spate of corruption, which has characterised the subsidy regime to include the trillions of Naira spent on both Petrol and Kerosene subsidy within the past few years, thus inhibiting efforts to properly carry-out the Turn Around Maintenance TAM, for the refineries. He added that on countless occasions, he had argued that the country is forced to pay for scam carried out by oil cartel.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

am not surprise bi d name WEST is normal.

shala01:
Telling a lie to cover well documented lies!!!!

searchng4love:
he said it.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

FORMER Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tamunoemi David-West, said that Nigerians should expect sharp drop in petrol price from the current N87 to about N40 per litre, saying, “the president-elect, Gen. Mohammed Buhari, will reduce the fuel pump price to N40 per litre.”

In a telephone interview with Vanguard, the former minister argued that Nigeria produces millions of barrels of crude oil daily, and if properly harnessed will boost the performance of the industry. His words: “I want to assure you that by the time he takes over, petrol will be dispensed at N40 per litre. This is possible and he has the credibility to make it work.

The major assignment of the president-elect when he is eventually inaugurated is to restore confidence to the industry. He noted that the president-elect is familiar with the petroleum industry, adding that he is a straight forward person that has respect for democratic principles. “As military head of state, he dealt with the Federal Executive Council with the tenets of democracy. Buhari will build new refineries to make petroleum products available for the masses.

No responsible government will allow the masses to suffer. “He will strengthen the refineries within a year. It is possible as we won’t spend any amount in setting up a green field refinery. We already have a blueprint as we shall use what we have to get what we want,” he added. He further stated that on many occasions, the president – elect had disclosed that the subsidy initiative is a fraud which has distorted the progress expected in the sector.

He is also said to have frowned at the spate of corruption, which has characterised the subsidy regime to include the trillions of Naira spent on both Petrol and Kerosene subsidy within the past few years, thus inhibiting efforts to properly carry-out the Turn Around Maintenance TAM, for the refineries. He added that on countless occasions, he had argued that the country is forced to pay for scam carried out by oil cartel.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

am not surprise bi d name WEST is normal.

searchng4love:
he said it.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

FORMER Minister of Petroleum and Energy, Prof. Tamunoemi David-West, said that Nigerians should expect sharp drop in petrol price from the current N87 to about N40 per litre, saying, “the president-elect, Gen. Mohammed Buhari, will reduce the fuel pump price to N40 per litre.”

In a telephone interview with Vanguard, the former minister argued that Nigeria produces millions of barrels of crude oil daily, and if properly harnessed will boost the performance of the industry. His words: “I want to assure you that by the time he takes over, petrol will be dispensed at N40 per litre. This is possible and he has the credibility to make it work.

The major assignment of the president-elect when he is eventually inaugurated is to restore confidence to the industry. He noted that the president-elect is familiar with the petroleum industry, adding that he is a straight forward person that has respect for democratic principles. “As military head of state, he dealt with the Federal Executive Council with the tenets of democracy. Buhari will build new refineries to make petroleum products available for the masses.

No responsible government will allow the masses to suffer. “He will strengthen the refineries within a year. It is possible as we won’t spend any amount in setting up a green field refinery. We already have a blueprint as we shall use what we have to get what we want,” he added. He further stated that on many occasions, the president – elect had disclosed that the subsidy initiative is a fraud which has distorted the progress expected in the sector.

He is also said to have frowned at the spate of corruption, which has characterised the subsidy regime to include the trillions of Naira spent on both Petrol and Kerosene subsidy within the past few years, thus inhibiting efforts to properly carry-out the Turn Around Maintenance TAM, for the refineries. He added that on countless occasions, he had argued that the country is forced to pay for scam carried out by oil cartel.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/buharill-reduce-petrol-to-n40l-david-west/

am not surprise bi d name WEST is normal.

lolaxavier:
Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi has asked Governor Nyesom Wike to be holistic in his comments about developmental projects in Rivers State.

Amaechi who was reacting to Wike’s statement on the Rivers monorail project, where he (Governor Wike) said he will not touch the project based on the advise of the people of Rivers State, explained that Governor Wike does not understand that the monorail project belonged to the Rivers people and not him, Amaechi.

Amaechi said same Rivers people had consistently praised the project and had seen it as a way to jump-start the local economy and place the state at the forefront of transport infrastructural development in Africa.

He also said most of the projects being referred to as abandoned projects by Governor Wike were ninety-percent completed.

Amaechi, however, cautioned Governor Nyesom Wike to stop lying to the people of Rivers State.

He said, “Governor Wike said that he will not touch Amaechi’s monorail and that the entire state has told him not to continue with the project. Can someone please tell Wike that the monorail belongs to Rivers State and it’s not Amaechi’s private monorail”, Amaechi stated.

“Governor Wike, which Rivers people told you not to touch the monorail project? Is it the same Rivers people that have consistently praised the project and see it as a catalyst to jump-start the local economy and place the state at the forefront of transport infrastructural development in Africa? Or is Wike aggregating the jaundiced views of the coterie of court-jesters that hang around him daily, as the opinion of the entire people of the State?

“It is sad, very sad that Wike has elected to play politics with this laudable project that was almost completed before Amaechi left office”, he added.

Amaechi, who preceded Wike as governor of the state then described Wike as a “shameless liar” for either underplaying projects embarked upon by his administration or cornering them as his achievement.

“Governor Wike also described several ongoing projects in the State when Amaechi left office as ‘abandoned projects’, which he claimed to have completed or about to complete.

“He specifically mentioned the Ogoni-Andoni-Opobo Unity road that connects the Island of Opobo to Andoni and the rest of the State. What a shameless lie! This project was ongoing and was almost completed as at May 29, 2015. May we also remind Wike that the Eagle Island- Diobu road that he once claimed to have been abandoned was 90 percent completed with just the final course of coal tar remaining as at when he succeeded Amaechi.

“It’s repudiating that Wike would even attempt to rubbish and destroy the laudable projects and achievements Amaechi made in the health and educational sectors as governor.

“Shamefully, what has happened in the past months since Wike became governor is that Wike has neglected the model schools and health facilities built by Amaechi and have allowed them to rot away, taken over by weeds and grasses, in tandem with his policy of not wanting to touch Amaechi’s projects or build on Amaechi’s enduring legacies.

“Governor Wike, these projects belong to Rivers State and its people, not Amaechi,” he reiterated.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/29/monorail-wike-is-a-shameless-liar-amaechi/

information to amaechi. sir, we d south south and South East do findings 4 our selves. Pls allow us to say Wat we saw Nt bi u preaching Wat is not written in d book.

Nnabugwu8590:
https://www.today.ng/news/national/99298/buhari-wont-sign-budget-unless-nassembly-provides-details

wn I was much more young , I was told Dat Wn two elephants ar fighting d grasses suffers it most but nw I can see it for MI self. Smh 4 d grasses to be wiser next time.

Bobbysmart6:
What will you do?

i will say mi last prayer..... lol

dey must pay 4 dere service .

oluwafreshkid:
For serving in ogun state government schools in the "rural areas", the state government pays corp members an allowance of 5000 naira monthly. Though this allowance is not accessible by the corper till the end of the service year when a total of 55,000 naira Is paid. As a serving and soon-to passout corper serving in odogbolu LG, we started noticing some irregularities in the payment of this allowances from the outgone batch B.
Now, after working for a year the Amosun led administration has decided to scrap corpers allowee and leave we outgoing batch C corpers hanging! This is total injustice. But under the NYSC laws we are not allowed to protest. I hereby plead with the mods to move this to the appropriate quarters and let's discuss all of us that ar suffering this same fate
#ajuwaya

lekankolade:
the legend at 40 ....there's no limit to what you and I can achieve in this life, just keep doing what you know how to do best

including sex?

Feranmicharles:
Saving this page I must make money on campus oooo. One of my dreams after 1st class

save dis to 'sugar daddy and sugar mummy.....

wat a man can do a woman can do better simple

Mznaett:
Her market don sell