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danthamccoy:
Lol. See you up on your high horse deciding who is better or worse than other people. Saint Sermwell, with your heavenly mansion reserved for you.
You must have skipped my first paragraph in your enthusiasm to sound intelligent.

So you actually fell for that nonsense tonto did?? Smh!

danthamccoy:
Lol. See you up on your high horse deciding who is better or worse than other people. Saint Sermwell, with your heavenly mansion reserved for you.
You must have skipped my first paragraph in your enthusiasm to sound intelligent.

So you actually fell for that nonsense tonto did?? Smh!

danthamccoy:
Oh well, people change. It's funny though, seeing someone speak in tongues into a phone camera and holding it steady.

For people who would be quick to mock her and bring up the past, read 1 Samuel 10:10-12. When the spirit of God came upon Saul and he began to prophesy, people were amazed and asked "Is Saul now among the prophets?"
We are always eager to judge when we are not better off.

You must be worst than tonto! So when the spirit of the Lord came upon saul he did everything on camera huh?! Her recording it makes this whole sh1t a gimmick!

Please Doc, a friend of mine needs drugs that can stop a 6weeks pregnancy! Its very urgent! Please help!!!

Hello nairalanders!
A friend of mine is in a serious fix and needs advice on what to do! He told me that his girlfriend has missed her period for the past two weeks now! She went for test yesterday and found she's 6weeks pregnant! They are both confuse and don't have anyone to talk to on this issue!
Please, he wants to know of any drug(s) she can take to stop it! I don't know if doctors in the house can suggest any drug(s) or if there's anyone who has used any such drug before to make suggestions please! Its a very serious issue!
I await your candid and mature advice! Thanks!

EnkayDezign:
From the way I see it, this money is definitely PDP loot approved by GEJ for election runs. Money which was specially kept in the hands of no other than Adamu Muazu (PDP chairman). NIA boss is a PDP loyalist and at last minute was contacted to make up a story to cover up and claim the funds were for "Covert operations" even though he doesn't deny GEJ's involvement.

Amaechi has nothing to do with that money, it doesn't make sense if he does. If not why is wike also trying to claim it as Rivers states'??

This thing has PDP written all over it. The smart ones know this!!

Look at how you are just disgracing yourself in public! You think if PDP owns that money APC will not tear us apart with their useless propaganda? Keep fooling yourself o! You hear me??

EnkayDezign:
How can an APC big wig own such money and keep it in the house of a former PDP chairman?

Look at you! So you don't know that the now so called APC members were formerly in PDP including Ameachi himself? You must be decieving yourself to think these politicians are at war with each other!

bitcoinvin:
The guy funny die eeeeee just that most of his comdey or all is in Yorba...i dont understand The Language but i dey laugh like mad..Wish he can have english version!!!

Pls share link!

parissaint:
Na tru say common sense no dey common..U jst comfirm am

So you that beliave a 4 year old boy can masturbate have common sense?? Na wa oo

eiknarf14:
In a sane climate, its the accused who should be proving the source of the money not the prosecutor. Naija has a VERY LONG WAY TO GO ! ! !

Please stop this public display of ignorance! In sane climes, it he who asserts that must prove! If you claim that the money in my bank account is stolen money, the onus is on you to prove that the money was actually stolen, and the prove must be beyond reasonable doubt! The accused need not prove anything! That's how it is in sane climates like you mentioned!

Tomjazzy2:
This isnt a cooked up story man. Happened live in PH this morning. It happened very close to my location, though I was too busy to mix up with the crowd.


Everything you read up there is very correct. It caused a massive traffic jam around agip. I probably wound't have believed it if it had happened else where

Do you mean they saw the transformation from bird to human?

wealthywiseman:
Anyone who takes the Nigerian Senate for real has got to be very stupid. We have a bunch of very corrupt and fraudulent set of criminals in that supposed upper chamber.

Its a shame the way they have ridiculed the Nigerian system with the performance of the ABU VC at the Senate. I have seized taken those Sinators seriously.

Worse still is the posts of a number of nairalanders on this thread. its either they are not properly schooled like their mentor "Dino" or they have been paid to post nonsensical and very silly views. I tend to believe the latter.

You must be a legendary fool!!! Just say that the VC didn't tell the senate what you wanted to hear! Animal!

Larryfest:
May we never go out on the day that the road cries out for blood... Amen

Pls what do you mean by the road crying for blood? I don't understand

I was walking to the library this morning when I stumbled on a female purse on the ground. I picked it up, opened it, and saw some money(#13,500), a small nokia mobile phone, an ATM card and a school ID card! I thought of what the money could do for me at the period considering the fact that I have been very broke for a while now and have not been feeding well during this exam period.
Immediately, an idea came up! I went into the library(John Harris) and waited. Few munites later, the phone rang and I went outside to pick the call, someone claimed she owns the purse and bla bla bla. I arranged for us to meet infront of the library, and in few minutes, she showed up with a guy to claim the purse. In her presence, I remove #3,500 from the money and gave her the remaining! This resulted in a heated argument between me, the lady and the guy she brought, with the lady insisting that she cannot give me a dime from the money! In the course of the argument, some UNIBEN security officials attached to the library approached us to settle the matter. After all said, they suggested to the lady to "use your church mind find this boy something na". She grudgingly gave me #3,000 after saying that people like me will graduate to become 'charge and bail' lawyers.
After the whole drama, we all went into the library to read, but the problem now is she has been staring at me with so much hate and anger and its making me quite uncomfortable. Iam considering returning the money to her but a part of me is warning me about the hunger that may 'strike' me before I get some stipend from home at the end of the month! I have not even had breakfast this morning . Please what should I do?

Cc: Seun
Cc: lalasticlala

Na wa oo!

herzern:
I'm a ROBOT.

You are NOT a robot!! You are just another IDLE MOFO!!

Emescot:
Just go to any chemist shop and ask for postinor, it should be about 300-400 for 2 pills, use it, it works better for the first 3days of having unprotected sex.

Thanks...but will they sell to him without some form of interrogations??

A friend of mine has been wanting to see me since morning for a very important reason! I didn't want to see him before because I had already set out today for studying! When he persisted, I allowed him to come meet me in the library.
The problem is that he had unprotected sex with his girlfriend last night and since they are both inexperience, he doesn't know the right drug(s) she can take to prevent unwanted pregnancy. He has approached me with this questions:
1. What drug(s) can she take to prevent "wahala"??
2. Can he get it any chemist shop??
3. What are the guarrantee of effectiveness??
4. How much will it cost??

Pls dear Nairalanders help this brother in need! He has been panicking here since.
Thanks.

Venus007:
The admission status of 2 ppl I knw changed. Dunno y it hasnt gotten here. Or maybe backdoor things.

Pls I need your help! I need to know the recomended textbooks for JUPEB students who wishes to gain admission into nursing. Pls list the textbooks you think a jubep student who wish to do well in the jubep program requires! My cousin is in the program and we are wondering the textbooks we can buy for to make her do well in the program! Pls help me with list of books! Thanks

StupidYorubaFool:
sheer waste of time replying a retar'd...
you're a Numbskull.
idiot.

Kikikikikiki hahahahahaha
E pain am o

StupidYorubaFool:
they gave as how they liked.
that's why postutme is indispensable...
it's so obvious we need it back since this cursed ASUU can't defend us cos her objective is located within their pockets.
by The way, where's your sister from?

You better go and buy jamb form instead of exhibiting your frustration all over the place!

Zellie:
Why do people think there's a second list. I dont mean to be a killjoy but I highly doubt there is.


So for those of you who were not admitted, move on with your lives

What kind of trash is this?? Uniben have always release first and second list! What's your problem young man?

Francis95:
Smiles, A 300 level student of Uniben told me never to choose an Education course because when you try to woo a Bae and Bae asks you what you're studying and you tell her that you're from faculty of Edu.. That the Bae go just Hiss and Leave you there...lol...

Lies jhoor . It all depends on how you carry yourself!

Geofavor:
baba, how far?

I'm cool bro!
Congrats!

Iykestix:
AND i had the courage to check, behold my admitted status was jus dere like it was waiting for me, ion know were to start talking this thing,i no wan tart to dae scream for this cyber cafe, wae i dae Geofavor sermwell ksslib venus007 uniben here we come

Congrats!!
What course were you offered bro?

soberdrunk:
He should advice them to vomit their loot and repent!!!

Ps-Oga Magu is a typical example of what a "civil servant' should dress like, modest 15-20k suit and 5-8k shoes not those "official criminals" wearing 3million naira watch, 10k dollars suit and 5k dollars shoe

You have been scammed my brother and that was how Buhari came to say that he doesn't have money for presidential nomination form and you beleived smh

After many years of rigorious study, 114 doctors of pharmacy have emerge from uniben!

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Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: fynestboi

ghettowriter:
Niggar, tuck it in your back pack, you might need it on your way to hell.

So you mean I'm going to hell because I don't want a copy of the bible??

I have finally stoped going to church and have been wondering what I should do with my bible. I thought of giving it out to someone but I don't like the idea of giving out what is no longer useful to me, and besides, almost every christain has a copy. I also thought of setting it ablaze but what's the point? Someone suggested that I flush it in the toilet but that's funny . Another suggested that I just keep it like any other book but I don't keep books I don't read. . But seriously, I need to do away with that book. Should I just throw it away?
Pls give suggestions! Thanks.

Cc: lalasticlala
Cc: seun