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Lolz funny enough I know the poor little girl! She's the grand daugther of HOD sociology and anthropology! I think she's waiting for her mum her name is Mirabel


Location is faculty of Arts car park, uniben! Opposite Orchard!

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Sexy20:
Haven't you heard that you don't meddle in romantic arguments or else they will use you and settle?
Sorry

I didn't want to meddle o! But the situation was really bad! He pushed her outside and the sneerio was so embarrasing!Couple with way he has been treating her since I came!

I came to spend the holiday with my cousin to enable me hustle before school resumes! His fiancee lives with him but they constantly quarrel and I have often tried not to interfer! But on this ocassion, things got out of hand and he was beating her mercilessly having thrown her belongings outside. The scenerio was really bad! I felt really sorry for her and advised her to move on and forget about him! She left!
Few days later, I went to visit an uncle just for 3days, only for me to return to my cousin's house to find him and this girl drinking fruit juice, watching TV and laughing out loud together! My cousin has been giving me some attitude ever since! I'm sure she must have told him my advice to her
I'm feeling so bad right now!...why are lovers like this?? Why are women like this?
Please what should I do now? Have you experienced such before??

CC: lalasticlala
CC: seun

PoisonedOne:
masturbation with porn when practised for a protracted period of time can cause erectile dysfunction. In fact, it's one of the major cause of erectile problems in this modern era. Google "porn induced erectile dysfunction ".

Oboy na wa for this your ignorance o!

Deefuray:
Yessir

Can't see your message on my whatsapp list o!

Deefuray:
I'll send you a message, you can modify it

I have modified it!...can you pls help modify my number on your post?? I can still see it there on your quote! Thanks!

Deefuray:
What other platform can I reach you on apart from NL?

Whatsapp: 080

Deefuray:

Hmm...its okay sha...just wanted to get to meet you in school! No qualms!

Deefuray:
lol.... it wasn't me you saw...

Funny buh what dept are you na?

Deefuray:
Where did you see me?

Faculty of Agric! Opposite my faculty!...buh if that's not your faculty, what dept are you? What level?

Deefuray:
Yessir.... you can say hi

Lolz! Is where I saw you your faculty?

Deefuray:
He even has CSO.... na wa o

So babe you are also on nairaland?? Hmmm...saw u during last semesta exam infront of your faculty! Wanted to say hi but my liver failed me
Can I say hi now?

Gentlevin:
Bro some times a man will have to agree with his wife.....but some times a man has to remain firm to his decision on matters that will affect his family negatively........(If only Adam thought of d negative result eating d fruit would bring, he won't allow d love for his wife, eve to blind him with agreeing wit her....now we are all in dis mess)......

You were making a lot of sense until you brought in Adam and Eve trash!

deji17:
Maina stole the money under Jonathan. He has been fired by PMB when it was discovered that some unscrupulous element has re hired him, and the matter is currently been investigated

He, however, assured Nigerians that President Muhammadu Buhari is determined to get to the bottom of the matter of the impunity that led to Maina’s reinstatement.

“Everything will be uncovered in due course. This just goes to show us the scale of corruption that this government is fighting. And, as we can all see, corruption keeps fighting back viciously,” he added.

Who employed the unscrupulous elements that re-appointed maina? Do you know that he was sacked during GEJ's regime?

hopexter:
4 doctorate degrees and still daft and unintelligent. Happy birthday ma'. How do you look this older than your age with all the loot?

I hope your 'smart' mother has attained the position PEJ has attained in life??

TimeManager:
Shey Tinubu kidnapped your mother ni?

kiss the truth!

This "kiss the truth" you always type here must be a phrase you newly learnt! Keep it up kid

bennynaza:
And some people will start criticizing their "transformation".
They may not have bleached.
As long as you bathe properly, your skin pigmentation gets lighter as you grow older.
Consider also, the quality of gadgets used to take either pic (filters and stuff to create "flashier" images.

Check your childhood pics, and if you look the same in your current pics then cast the first stone

Look at how you are fooling yourself in public! Chai!!! How old are you sef??

Miles300:
Why is everything on Davido was he the only one at the club ?

You people will just keep asking dumb questions! Who's car was used to dump tagbo in the hospital?

makky555:
A blessing is naturally attached to giving.. No body is saying you shouldn't give to the orphanage but give to Caesar what is his and give to God what is His too... Period.

I'm not saying in righteous with my tithing but I don't joke with it when I have the slightest opportunity to give it

If blessing is naturally attached to giving, why should I pay tithe when I will still be blessed by my giving?? Please tell me!

slapandfall:
She was suspended for 4semesters..not rusticated.

I feel it's good for her.. Let's be sane as humans please. What was she thinking about while doing this? Or she just wanted to trend like others on social media right..

I think now, she can go learn skills or trade or go into street dancing since she doesn't see any need taking her education serious

So you don't even know the difference between expulsion and rustication! Rustication means suspension while expulsion is end one's studenship! Oya thank me!

We are waiting for the outcome of investigation

infinity00:
I wrote today. Arts. It was my four Jamb combo.
60q in 50mins.

In English 20q, 15q lit in english, 15q in govt, 15q in crs

In English
Five of the questions were emphatic stress. I remember some of the words
- Some
- Wine
- Sometimes
About four questions in Antonyms
- unwittingly (I remember this one. I don't remember the other three, this was the first question we were asked in English)
Three questions in nearest in meanings
- invaluable
-unpertubable
I don't remember the last one
Five questions on Idioms, maybe even more. There was a lot of idioms.
Only two questions on consonants, the words were
1. Seize
2. Prestige

There was no comprehension. No filling the gap. No Concord. No infinite/past tense/past partciple.
I was surprised no comprehension.

In literature questions came from some of the books, poems and play
1. Theme of Native Son?
2. What signaled Ajumobi death in Lonely Days?
3. What is the panic of growing older about?
4. Which author work inspired Native son?
5. What type of novel is The Castle of Otranto?
6. What type of poem is The Pulley?
7. What type of poem has four lines? (past q)
8. A fourteen line poem is called? (past q)
Three was about three or four questions on figures of speech.

I was shocked to see no stated poem or prose that we were to read and answer. Just simply questions.

In govt
Which country operates written constitution (Past Q)
What years did Babangida rule Nigeria
Who is the head ruler in Yoruba Kingdom
_____ is the centrepiece of Nigeria's foreign policy? (past q)
Which colonial administration policy did the french use in West Africa? (past q)
In Bi-cameral legislature how many chambers?
In what year was the Kano riot? (past q)
Which of the below is a feature of representative government?
There was no question on Nationalism.

CRS
Who did they buy the field from to bury Jesus?
Why did the centurion say "truly this is the son of God"?
Why made the wall of Jericho come down?

Glory to God the exam was very easy, compared to how hard I thought it was going to be. It was God. As in, I am so happy. I finished early, but instead of submitting I decided to go through the questions and my answers again, that is why I remember some questions so vividly.

I have been so nervous, and with the rumours of maths. Thank God it was very good exam questions. And some of them were post UME past questions especially in govt.

Woow! I'm really happy for you the way the exam went! Did you apply for law? I'm sure its the same questions for those who applied for law! All the best bro!

Jesus!! Noooooo!!!! I know this babe naaaa!! I remember her asking me in the library if she will be allowed to snap textbook pages with her phone in the library!! Jeez! It hurts now to know that I was even forming for her that day!
RIP dear!


Cc Ebayray

Rokia2:
You broke af jeez.

What??

My school is on break, so me and my bae are far apart! We gist all manner of stuffs and laugh a lot together in school, and so try to do same on phone now! Although she calls as much as I do but I feel I'm spending too much calling her everyday! I spend up to #500 on recharge cards everyday.
Please am I spending too much on cards considering the fact that I'm still a student, although I'm hustling at home before school resumes?
Pls how much is too much in communicating with someone you love everyday??

Cc: seun
Cc: lalasticlala

Dats nice!

Please what is the meaning of MILF?? I seriously don't know! Somebody help me please!

Me sef was ask this very important question




























































































....how old are you??

Damibiz:
Respect ur elderz that is what our parents said... A Senseless akuya like u

You lack sense! How did you know that you are older than me?? Dan iska kawai

Damibiz:
I have being thinking since morning,that if this two bodies are to go on strike..which of them will you prefer:
ASUU or Nigerian Police
oya let's go

Let's go where? mumu!