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Mcowubaba:
Of course... Yes I will go back to her...



Nd tear her a heavy miscellaneous thunderous orubebe Slap...

Badt guy

I sure will
Sex is overrated

I went to meet a friend of mine with his girlfriend at an eatery this evening. I was telling my friend how my girlfriend traveled to her village with my pix and bla bla bla. He wasn't cool with the idea and was telling me how he doesn't trust ladies to the hearing of his girlfriend. They started arguing and before I knew it, she landed a hot slap on my friend's face and walked away. Everyone at the eatery saw what happened. I have been begging him to just forgive her and go back to her but he refused. Although she's yet to apologise but he swore that he wasn't going back to her even if she does!
He's also asking if I were the one who got a hot slap like that in public from my girlfriend, would I go back to her?
I'm asking you guyz here too


As for the ladies, what will make you give your boyfriend a hot slap in public

Goldmichy14:
Who u wa entertain with ur pics before
No be another babe bcus she trevel for jt few days if ur hands are clean why u da fair. U no trust her n she no trust u so she wa fine out. Nice one that make the both of u.

Stop hallucinating madam what is wrong with another lady visiting me I hope you are not that kinda lady that cage her boyfriend/husband? All I see is a dutty mind

Lamexx:
Just say the name of her village/town and I will tell u what to expect

africanusvu:
Did I hear u say u stil want to entatain ur visitors wit ur photo album in this 21st century,Then d girl did the right thing,Take the fucking photo to an alfa and cancel any spirit of poverty,so nest time when u av a visitor,u knw where to take them to

See your life? oversabi
My guest stumbled on my photo album in my room, so I should stop her from seeing them abi?
21st century ko!
21st millenium ni!

SirTunechi:
Sermwell my Uniben brother, you don dy follow those Benin girls again

Bros no be my fault ooo . I just wan try be like you na
I greet you sir tunene

adorablepepple:
Shoro niyen

O gbadun ra ra so this is not oro enough for you abi?
Oro gidi gan ne eleyi o

Rapsodee:
Lol
you should have asked her why she took dem at dat instant

I did but she was like nothing really. That she wana be taking a look at them when she's missing me

ViralBOY:
Is it rainy in your side?

How?

Although I so much love and trust my girlfriend, but she has travelled to her village from school for a burial ceremony two days ago with my pictures without my consent. I got to realize some of my pictures were no longer there today when I wanted to entertain a visitor with my pictures. I called and she admitted taking them along. I don't know if I should be bothered because she's from this partcular tribe that people say are very fettish.
I don't really know what to make out of it!! Please what do you think??

Hate campaign has never helped anyone!! TEAMTWACI should take note of that.
Tank me leta

donbenedict:
Lmao.... Yeah I'd still vote for twaci..

Why?? Any reason for your decision?

Is the purpose of crowning Miss Nairaland to make people cry at the end of the day?...will you still vote for TWACI with this kind of publicity below

TEAMTWACI:
Keep calm and vote www.nairaland.com/twaci For Miss NL




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T -THEY
W - WILL
A - ALL
C - CRY
I - IN THE END
Vote beauty and brain

Velocitron:
I don't think just 'cause you're in a relationship, you're entitled to your partner's body, neither are you entitled to demanding gifts.

Personally, I intend on staying a virgin until marriage. Not for my husband or anyone else, but I believe I'm doing a favour to myself. Sex is a huge deal. It's practically the power of creation right there in your hands [size=4pt]or your genitals [/size] and it's a risk I'd be happy to take in the safety of marriage.

However, it's always important to set boundaries of a relationship early on. It's better to tell your partner early on that you just want a romantic relationship rather than a physical/sexual one or vice-versa. And if it doesn't sit well with your partner, let them find someone who wants the same thing they do, and you do the same.

You cannot eat your cake and have it my dear if you know that you aren't ready for sex stay away from dem boiz and any form of romance. As My grandma would say..."If you no dey chop bushmeat, no use your teeth share am for children!
But personally, I think virginity is overated!!

Woow!! That's great to know! Please let's encourage intellectuallism and give a helping hand to the Op. I would have love to help if I were a UI student.



Cc: fynesboi

Rapsowdee01:
OP !!!! INSTEAD OF TELLING HER THIS JOKE... SHOW HER THE COMMENTS ABOVE MINE !!!

You guys are mean oo . Just when I thought I was fully armed to make my baby laugh . May God forgive all of you o

I offended my girlfriend yesterday but I intend to say this joke her today after apologising to her....do you think it will make her laugh?? ...please read below

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; 'Is there any one in Room 8 in Ward 1?' The Receptionist on phone replied; 'Just a minute sir hold on let me check'. A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; 'there is no one sir'. Akpos exclaimed; 'Wow! Okay my dear'. The Receptionist said, 'But why did you asked sir?' Akpos replied; 'I want to be sure if i have escaped.'

Wetin we go call akpos abeg

Dekatron:
baba, sorry o, but u chop craze o D; . . . . I see to it jare. These days,i look at den face,and see different colors on the face and feet-- MARY KAY THINGZ.


I would take a girl on a first date @ a swimming pool : (1) to wash away the mary kay on the face (2) see the real ' NATURAL CONFIGURATION SETTINGS' D; . Thanks for the heads up

Loolz

justmag:
This is why you take their bottom swimming on the first day. ...real ninja move.

They still wear it at the swimmin pool o

Over 85 percent of ladies wear butt pads and paded bras. This I got from a reliable source(a female friend). I actually knew this before now but never knew the statistic is this high. And most of this ladies want a real man for a relationship or marriage when they can't even be real in their appearances. Why can't they just flaunt whatever they have the way it is without any enhacement? Is it low self esteem or what?
Pls share your opinion. Thanks!

RickRichards:
Her eyes are the real deal. She could be a model. My rating nullifies every score in this thread. If you get two heads, challenge my rating.

Brov u got it!! I have contact with some modelling outfit and I was thinking of making some recomendations that's why I'm presenting her pix for ratings. Forget about the post above! Thankz

vfactor:
U couldn't even upload ur picture on ur profile, and u re uploading another person's photos. Just shows how immature u re.

Tank u

I met this damsel sometime ago and she's now my bestfriend(bestie). I think she beauriful . What do you think?

nanauju:
If I were the man, I will continue to borrow money from her to pay the rent, but this time around, I will never refund the money to her

Lmao wicked

Tallesty1:
Collect my wedding from her if she still has it and leave the house for her.

Collect your wedding How

A man rented a house and moved in with his family. After two years his rent was increased from N400,000 to N500,000, he didn't complain because he liked the house. The following year, he could not provide the rent. And as the agent was on his neck, the wife saw what the husband was going through and decided to go borrow the money which her hubby would pay back later.

The husband was indeed very happy. He paid back the cash when he got it.

Two years later, the house rent was increased to N700,000. This made him really mad. He begged the agent to introduce him to the landlord so that he could talk with him but the agent bluntly refused. The man decided to do underground investigation to uncover who the landlord was.
The revelation of his investigation really shocked him. The house belongs to his wife.

Strange things do happen...hmmm!
If you where the man, what will you do?...And as a woman, what could be the reason(s) for hiding or not disclosing the ownership of the house to your husband?

Let the candid opinions pour in

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

rill:
cheating and happy.

Oya goan report to the police na oversabi

mirexxx:
wait! hmmm! then stop having fun with her and just tell her u dont love her!

How do I tell a girl that I don't love her just like that I'm not really complaining about the fun I'm just wondering if her attitude towards me could be love

mirexxx:
so you didn't feel anything for her?

Not yet o! I don't even wana think about it now since I have a girlfriend and she has a boyfriend too but the rate at which she's getting attach to me evryday is what I don't really understand...she even droped this lines yesterday when we were gisting...."I even trust you more than my boyfriend. I just feel I can do anything with you. I just don't know why"


What do you think?

mirexxx:
you guys are idiiots then!

Stop the name calling na! Haba!!