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HateU2:
I'm smoking what you are smoking

i hate u

HateU2:
Making 'shout out' to aa fellow nairalander

on my thread? Wat ar u smoking?

HateU2:
Xchristy, hello. I read ur diary. Sorry about the loss of ur girl.

warris dis?

my school is on break so i decided to chill with my immediate younger brother who rented a 2 bedroom flat somewhere in abuja. But another younger brother of mine(20yrs old) brings a young girl(17yrs old) to the house of which i thought there was nothing between them because of the way they play childishly and all that. But to my suprise, i saw them making out yesterday in the living room while i was in the inner room. Pls what should be my reaction considering the fact that i did not pay the rent and the person who pays the rent had seen them in the house together before without saying anything, although iam thier elder brother.

Ebayray:
Lmao, she'll be like :
Chichi what are you doing in Romance section!
You should be in Marriage section oo. .

nope. I tink she will be like 'ebere nwam, is dis d exam u ar writin in skool? U wil cum n meet me in dis house. Children of nawadays' . Mtseeews. Lol.

Ebayray:
God pls help dose who are writing and to my Lil sister who's writing nxt week Thursday.

so ur lil sis is also comin 2 study law in uniben abi? Una weldon 4 una family ooo. She will pass well ijn.

Ebayray:
Lool.

No. 2 "Since primary school up to the end of my senior secondary leaving certificate class, I always took the first position in my class".

lol. Swear dat u will not lie 2 ur children dat u graduated wit 1st klas in law 4rm uniben.

Ebayray:
Sometimes I wonder what church has got to do with owning universities... The funny thing is that they're all expensive and not even one - third of deir members can afford it.
Even the secondary school here in Benin is so expensive....

# am not hating.

hahaha. Ebere will not kill me oo. Why u cum dey vex like dis na? Abi na exam? Dont worry. God will see u tru all ur courses especially ENL, ECO etc. Ijn.

JoeCutie:
Have your baths alone!

• Brother with a sister? No!
• Sister with a sister? No!
• Brother with a brother? No!
• Female roommates together? No!
• Male roommates together? No!
• Mummy and daughter? No!
• Daddy and son? No!
• Mummy and kiddo? No!

Which part of the ALONE do you not understand? Girls are the most culpable in this act. You see them having their baths in twos, threes, etc, especially in schools. That's why you see more cases of lesbianism every here and there, especially in schools.

Meanwhile,

• Husband and wife? Yes! In fact, it's encouraged.
• Boo and Bae? Yes! Encouraged? Well, uh, yesh.
• Boo and side chic? Uhm...*clears throat * Yes, right?

The private parts are so magical and utterly deceptive that it could even wake the dead. Forget 'blood'. Be careful how close you get, to avoid stories that vex the devil. "I'm sorry, na devil cause am oh". Thunder fire your left testicle there!

this is hillarious.

i visited a friend and saw him bathing with his adult sis, but when i tried to complain, i was treated like a pervert. What do you all think?

OPCNAIRALAND:
We should ask them self, since they claim Oba is a recent adaptation by Yoruba to then tell us how we came about the name prefix.

Obafemi
Obayemi
Obadare
Obaseki

do u knw dat binis also bear...obaseki, obasoge, obadiaru, etc.

iam a uniben student and resides in the school hostel(hall3). Due to the poor condition of the bathrooms, students(both male and female) bathe outside in thier hostels. But i notice that female cleaners work around in male hostel while the male students take thier bath without qualms no matter how young the female cleaner is. For instance, yesterday, i saw a girl of not more than 16yrs old assisting her mum to clean while guys bathe around.... But the case is different in female hostels where the male cleaners are not allowed to work around while the female students bathe no matter how very old the male is. Pls why is this so?

toms55:
A stretcher and an ambulance in this country and not a pick up van or FRSC truck you gotta be kidding ! Not even in a city like Lagos cos I wouldn't be surprised but in adamawa great things are beginning to happen. Gone are the days of impunity! Gone are the days of the Inffectual Buffon

may u n ur family be led into a hospital on a stretcher after bieng bombed by boko haram since u call it an achievement. Pls say amen!!

these days i always dream dat iam running on feaces or coming in contact wit feaces as i run. Pls i dont understand these kind of dreams. Pls explain.

Ebayray:
Am good too.
100level constituency

i tink av seen ur face b4 in faculty. #ireplaw#500l

luvprince4real:
is Zenith hostel still there in edo street? That's where my class mate was murdered rip #omokaro kingsley.

stil there o but kinda deserted tho. Some mean n wayward looking guys/babes live there nw.

martineverest:
he has been there for like 15 yrs

yes oo!! Saw him 2days ago wen i was cumin 4rm niteklas.

martineverest:
Who remember CYRIL STEINER? uniben most popular/ greatest student. The student with the longest stay in uniben.

hehehehe. We all knw him. Funny enuf, he's stil in uniben.
#irep law.

HateU2:
ok, let's the maths. They will call u to bar by 2018?
This is 2016
2years to go
U are in ur 3rd/4th year in school.
U ar damn to young for me

hmmm. Do u knw how old iam? Just say u dont tink i may be financially capable of which u might be wrong u knw.

HateU2:
Sorry, u ar too young for me

ifa hear. How old ar u??

lalasticlala!!!

Suigeneris93:
She shouldn't tell him jor, she'll end up doubting if he's really intelligent when they're married. Let her just give him a chance, but some fathers sha, y wait till the wedding to carry out a stupid experiment?

its actually an introduction, not a wedding.

HateU2:
I be Amebo oo. Ur younger sis? When is ur own coming up

lol. Ladies marry earlier than men na. Dont worry, mine will come up in 2018, after i've be called to bar. Hope u will be ready by then??

Suigeneris93:
She shouldn't tell him jor, she'll end up doubting if he's really intelligent when they're married. Let her just give him a chance, but some fathers sha, y wait till the wedding to carry out a stupid experiment?

its actually an introduction, not a wedding.

my younger sister's intro comes up 2moro but my dad said he will refuse consent unless the groom- to-be answers some basic questions correctly. my sis has approached me asking if she should reveal the answers to her fiance since dad already told us the answers he's expecting from him or no consent. What do you all think?

i swear i knw exactly wat happened!!
Ur babe is no longer a virgin n doesnt want u 2 find out. She cooked up dat story. Pls be wise.

You must be a clown!!

Olosho oshi

oga seun pls move this thread to islamic section or even frontpage because i need more insight on this issue. Thanks.

abat4real37:
If you really want to be a Muslim why don't you post this to Islam section

lalasticlala, seun and other super mods pls move thread to islamic section. Thanks.

i was born and raised in a christain home but the concept of christainity does not make enough sense to me. I became close to some muslim friends and found the principles of islam more convincing. Please how do i go about making my intention known to my parents, siblings, friends and relatives about my new belief without causing some disaffection, hatred and strife? I also want to know how i can educate myself with the quran and other relevant islamic books because i want to remain a muslim for the rest of my life. Thanks.

for reasons iam yet to ascertain, a can of orijin cost up to N500 in my area. Pls how much does it cost in your area?Thanks