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mirexxx:

all this while you've been kissing and caressing u didn't know it was love??

I was thinking since we are just friends, it could just be fun we are having

I have a very close friend in my life who has a boyfriend back at home. We are very close here in school and spend most of our time together reading, gisting, kissing, caresing and some other intimate stuffz. She's so fond of me and tells me always how she miss me and want to spend time with me. On some occassions, I had to share the time I'm suppose to spend with my girlfriend with her. She took the whole thing too far yesterday by telling me that she she doesn't mind me being the guy that will disvirging her. But I'm kind of confuse as to if this is love or what! Please what do you guyz think?

Mine is fond of making me talk or listen to her plenty gists for every munite of the whole time we spend together. No silent munite or second at all! She gets angry whenever I take a munite off to check my phone or do other things. Every munite with her has to be all about her. Its really very annoying!!

Iam a staunch sopporter of GEJ but I don't like wat is happening in our polling unit right now!
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obamartins:
Ameachi escapes through seme border, seeks political asylum in Morocco - Leadership Newspaper.

This one really got me rolling on the floor

AFTER THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TOMORROW,
SundayNews Headlines will go as follow;
presidential elections- Jonathan wins (The Light)
Don't celebrate yet, APC tells PDP (TELL magazine)
Concede defeat, PDP urges BUHARI (Punch)
APC Cries out, says election was rigged (daily sun)
APC demands Vote recount...(Vanguard)
No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
There wil be violence if i loose; buhari declares (Guardian)
riot in kanu, 3 feared death (Channels)
Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into Agulueri from Kogi (Tribune)
buhari is a specialist in failure (FFK)
Go back to your cows,fayose tells buhari
Obama congratulates Jonathan - charges him to live up to espectations (AIT)
we will not accept result Amaechi tells PDP (STV)
APC head to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)
Election was free and fair says Jega (NTA)
The people behind Gej's victory: True story uncovered...(News watch)
There is no perfect election in the world...OBJ.
Lolzzz. PLEASE ADD YOURS!!!

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achu442:
Please talented in what?.....

Talented in singing

achu442:
If you understand music....u'll know that wizkid knows just how to sing ,but doesn't understand music...Banky W..if you listen to his songs..u'll know that he knows and understands music...Music wise.. Banky is better..Grace wise.. Wizkid has it.

Thankz for the analysis bro....but in one word,...who is more talented??

RotrEmmanuel:
. One man's food, another man poison. No grown up man will bring this kinda argument online knowing fully well that he needs to think about lot of important things


HOPE U PASSED YOUR JAMB?

Its really good to know that people like you who think of important things could have the time to post sh1ts like..."Bla bla number of people you meet at suya joint" on nairaland and gets only one comment . #smh# its a pity you ended up falling your own hand in a bid to exhibit crude madness! Contunu

My friend and I were locked in a serious argument as to who is more talented between wizkid and Banky W.
Please give your candid opinion as to who is more talented in music/songs. Your urgent responds will be highly appreciated!
Thanks!

If u'r a girl on nairaland & u didn't start shakara with one of these, then u weren't born in the golden era... so did u start shakara with any of these?? did you(both guyz) also use the' body cream' below?

bushdoc9919:
While we laff....let us pause and consider some facts.

Lagos , as well as the rest of Nigeria is underpoliced.

The fact that robbers could easily strike was due to the diversion of policemen to provide security.

We not only need more Police for Lagos.....we also need a specialist tactical police unit....to deal with serious urban crime...like the SWAT teams in America and Russia's SPESTNAZ. We also need similar special purpose forces for the Army to tackle Boko Haram and the new , decentralized terrorist of the 21st century.

Yes it is good to laff....but the parlous state of policing in our country....to the point that an armed robber has more firepower than AK-74 wielding policemen as well as the under-policed nature of the area the bank was located tells me that our police is not ready for the 21st century. And it is a shame that we would rather laff than think about that.

And BTW....time to have a second look at state police....even those of us who oppose it.

In other words?....you are blaming GEJ abi? MUMU

mixpressive:
Bin hiding.... I'm back now

Datz great! Wud av ask 2 u drop ur numba here so I can reach u cuz I didn't get ur PM but I'm scared dat sum niggaz might hijack it b4 I knw it! What do u think??.....I was thinking of cumin 2 ur campus

mixpressive:
hmmmmmmmn.......

Swerrie where av u been na Av been looking 4 u oooo!!!

A lady just told me that womanliness hole and the urinary opening is not the same! Please how true is this

Mhizizzy:
Tell her gently

**bae..I need to concentrate on dis stuff m doing
I tink some silence wud be helpful**

If she is normal
***ok have heard u
Buh let me know wen u done
AV got some gist for u

If she is opposite
**** really
AV alwaiz known I cnt talk to u
Nd lovers Sud talk to demselves
I tink u can't stand me
After u promised to be dere for me
U can't even listen to my problems
Let me keep tomasef den
Maybe I sud be on my own sef
Dis relationship can't work anymore

I really like the logic behind your reasoning o! I'll give it a shot! Thanks a lot!

baralatie:
the relationship go down spiral like huricane

This is exactly what I don't want bro I still cherish the relationship alot but this issues on my mind need some serious attention!!

rokiatu:
well then do the needful, listen well well. You see my dear this is an advice from a woman to you, we are very complicated and loves attention.

I talk my man to death too trust me, sometimes I be talking even when he's sleeping and not listening. when he look at me too much I start complaining maybe am looking weird that's why he's looking, and when he don't look I still complain maybe am getting unattractive.

We are complicated like that. Just try your best.


But listening is not a workout ohhh.

This is really classic!!! but na wa oooo thankz alot

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rokiatu:
That's the reason niggas be fu..cking other nigga girls behind their back.

hmmmmm...Rokiatu! Rokiatu!! Rokiatu!!! I don't think I like the above lines oo

rokiatu:
You really must be boring. What kind of man don't want to listen to his woman talk?

Don't crucify me ma'am!! av got plenty issues on my mind this period and not really cut out for many gist! She just wouldn't understand and I don't really know how to put it to her that she talks too much without hurting her cuz she's very emotional!... Gimme some idea joor and stop bambooozling me

DahtzFestjayz:
Buy invisible earpiece and listen to Sam Smith's Stay With Me.

Don't you think this will worsen the matter As in she will think I'm completely ignoring her Don't wana hurt her

naijaboiy:
Always shut her up with a kiss

What if its in a public place

When the relationship started, I was mostly the one doing all the talking and she will just be there staring at me or giving me mono-syllabic response. The funny thing now is that this days, she can spend the whole day telling me many personal things. But I have some issues I'm trying to resolve and can't afford to pay full attention to her many gists. And now she's pissed that iam too boring. Please how do I tell her she talks too much?

APC keep dreaming cuz its GEJ Till 2029

The president of the student union government, University Of Benin has issued circular around the school premises calling for a repeat mass protest by the students against the Edo state government for the demolition of the residential quarters of the Vice chancellor of the university by the edo state governor!


See the circular below!

Who cares?

Who cares??

It is your life and that of your family(that's if you have one) that will be cut short! Mumu prophet of doom! Nonsense.


GEJ TiLL 2019!!

Can you imgine!! beefing the president to the extent of disenfranchising us! Yeye guvnor!



GEJ TILL 2029!!

ba7man:
That will be far easier if they have Billions of Dollars at their disposal and they command the Army, Navy, Airforce and countless Para-millitary outfits.


But GEJ has all this but more concerned about deploying them for elections.

When iherejika was clamping down on this fools, it was northern elders forum and amnesty international that cried foul and threatened to sue iherejika for war crimes! Just yesterday here, our gallant military men succeeded in gunning down some boko haram members who wanted to wreck havok in biu town, it was also some foolish nairalanders like you that claim this persons are innocent civilians. The truth is that we are not united in this fight; government, citizens, international bodies etc! So don't sit in the confort of your room to type rubbish. Please be more sensible in your post next time. All the best!