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I enjoyed myself reading all your comments!!
Lemme goan Sleep o! I hope Buhari finds his SSCE certs before I wake up else....


GEJ TILL 2019!!!

trotsky2:
wai ni ne zan tashi da safe in ji abin da 'shugaban barayin' Nijeria zai fada? karya ne! idan ya sake kara kudin mai, na una sabi!

Kai ubanka ne sarkin barayi! Ba ka da hankali ne? Jakin banza kawai!

lokoloko84:
Mind your business, Senseless bigots.
We must learn to appreciate others and not condemn them.I am sure you are immature in thinking and common sense.
What about those individuals with tattoo?Do you also pity them.These marks are cultural.
Only a bastard like you will rant about like a toothless bulldog.
When white men call you monkey,you all will shout racism as if the worst racism is not among yourselves.
Hypocrites.

I must say you are a certified mad man!! Yes you are!!! Which parents have you seen drawing tatoo on their childs body??....you can as well support killing of twins and human sacrifice in the name of culture! Oni iranu jati jati

Silkmoth33:
Mennene ruwan ka da ni! Zan chi uwar ka fa!
Ba ka ganin abun da yake faru?

Yaya ze bar mu annan unannounced kawoi! Ya tafi kasar queen Elizabeth.


Ha ah! Wannan shugaban kasa yanna ba ni mammaki Walahi!

Za mu chi kaniyar shi come Feb. 14 Walahi.

Kar ka dame mu da surutun banza mana! Uban wa ne ne zai zabi buhari!
Babu ubanda zai hana goodluck tafiya ko ina ya gadama!

Sai goodluck har 2019!!

Silkmoth33:
Kaniyar shi! Goodluck ba gaskiya, Sai buhari in Allah ya kai mu a rannan valentines day.


Kudin mu ya ke satta, Dan iska kawoi. Allah ze kama shi!

Ai Ubanka ne dan iska! Wawa kawai! Jakin banza ne kai kuma ba ka san komai ba! Mahaukachi kawai!



Allah ya ja zamanin goodluck jonathan
GEJ TILL 2029!!

Safe trip our belove president!!


GEJ TILL 2029!!!

Lemon12:
v for vultures

Its a lie jor!!!
V is for Vagina!!!

stam101:
I'll take back d flower and give to someone else.

funny dude

What will be your reaction if a lady jilts you because she feels you are not ready for marriage like in the picture below??

deanoffaculty:
Very possible......
With God all things are possible. Always be in the spirit and you will not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
Let somebody shout halleluuuuyaaaaaah.....

LMao how to be in the spirit is the problem here bro

LOVEGINO:
Body no b wood ooo!

As in ehn!

smartleo:
My elder sister daughter has been staying with me for close to 4month now,and nothing has transpired between us,I just see her as my direct blood ,and I know quite a number of her admirers,its all about self control even has She is heavily bursty and I naturally like big stuff,but I chose to control myself.

Bro, your elder sister's daughter is your niece and nothing of such could reasonably be expected from you guys. But in my own case she is just a family friend. That's why I don't know how possible it can be and how to control myself is the biggie here!

benkings:
lol... I go advice to buy cd den so as to prevent any wanted pregnancy.....buh serious I geh free space for bdpa wen she fit stay oooo n I no dey like touch women so we fit stay comfortably without any fear of higgy haga *winks*

If I hear say u get space BDPA guyz wey no dey use eyes see 'things'. U cum dey form nice guy now so that u go use dis oppurtunity vandalize the babe abi? Tanchu well well! If na guy need space now u no go help o! Wayo bros like u

benkings:
Guy na 19th we dey resume Me I dey resume after election ooo.....tell her 2 come stay with me cos with dis ur post u av already slept with her.....I know say d 1st day u fit hold body small by 2nd to 5th day ur mind go don full with her thought by 6th to 7th day oboi na danger time ooo.......hope u scale tru!! But buy condom keep smwhere sha,incase judas betray u

Funny dude you better resume on time if you are a UNIBEN student o!

Mprex:
All these guys that are asking the girl to dress properly. Me guess you are yet to meet a girl with a stand up sex appeal.


Anyways, back to the Op, sex is a thing that is triggered by the mind so just picture her as your kid sister and you wont have any problems.

Thanks! But picturing her as my kid sister and not having any problem is the problem!

benkings:
Guy if she is pweety like mprex den u can't scale through wthout touching......my honest submission

Hmmm... But bros who is mprex on nairaland? Our paths don't seem to have crossed o! Well, the lady in question is very pretty and endowed sha



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If that's Mprex on her dp, my broda I no fit resist am o!

Afrok:
Hehe... Op is asking this question as if only guys initiates intimacy, okay U don't want to, what if the lady wants to? believe me, it'll workout fine if both of U are strongly against the occurrence of intimacy especially from the lady.

Once the lady get am for mind, it'll be more difficult for U but if she shares the same abstinence with U, she'll be able to calm U down in case ur monster looses it's sense.

Best of luck bro, it might not be easy but u'll pull through. Make ehn no be me sha coz dis time wey konji is in d air, I fit no trust myself.

very funny! Konji can be very stupid somethimes, sorry, all the time

veegirl:
If she wants to stay for a week or there about, leave d house for her and stay with a friend

School resumes on the 19th jan and I don't really like the idea of leaving my room to a friends and even if I want to, most friends are yet to resume. I just want to stay with her but how to do so without 'anything' happening is what I ask! Thanks anyway!

Lucario007:
Depends on your age, maturity and willpower.
She's nineteen which is bad because she's still a teenager... And let's not get started on their issues.

If you are also a teenager (13-19) then you have no hope.
But... If you can keep a level head, try not to think of anything that might bring about awkward situations, and tell her to dress moderately(like a deeper-life member if possible )... Then you should have no prob.

I'm in my mid-twenties. Keeping a level head and trying not to think of things that might bring awkward situations is the problem. How can I successfully do that?

nzeaji:
1. Tell her there should be no 'rough play' or horse playing around the house.
2. No dressing provocatively or skimpy around the house. Or tying wrapper or towel (with or without underwear). .


Same thing applys to you and all will be fine.
All the best.
Peace out.

Thanks thou but I don't want to give her any impression that I'm scared of anything! And don't you think laying down too many rules will make her unconfortable??

Mynd44:
Everytime you look at her imagine your sister.

If that does not work, imagine your mum or grandma.

I have not really lived with an opposite sex before that's why I'm kinda scared since we are going to share the same bed and you know midnights can be funny at times
Thanks thou!

A family friend of mine pleaded to allow her live with me during her clearance in school. She is 19yrs old and has been a nice girl and fun to be with. I really want to live with her but considering the fact that I'm not a 'very nice' guy when it comes to the ladies and I fear that 'some things' might come up between us which I don't really want.
Please is there any tips on how to live with her without intimacy? How is it possible for us to live together without any form of intimacy?
Candid and mature advice please! Thanks!

mcquin:
Your guess is right. Bros you know me reach y**sh. Was posted to Kano Law school. The place is awesome.

Na so broda! Where is jerry sef?...hope u are still starching your white in law skool? I hail o!!!

mcquin:
He graduated from Law. I graduated from Law,Uniben too. Na Fashola fix our A.C's for our lecture theatre.

Is dis not ansa richard maqueen? Are u not a close friend to jerry(pompey)?...how is law skool?

Nairaland

MadCow1:
Involuntary Manslaughter...


The junior student must have been packing one hell of a punch and the Senior prefect obviously had an unknown health condition. If it wasn't not this junior student, it would have been anyone else.

Issues I have here is that the family took the body away. I would have thought that in cases of suspicious death, the state always carried out a mandatory autopsy.

Anyways, life goes on.

I hope the poor juvenile delinquent does not suffer more than necessary. We all had our mad moments in our younger days. Many of us were involved in fights and beat downs that could easily have killed anyone. Let's be a little less judgemental and reason clearly.

The young man's parents should get a lawyer and plead the young man's case. By now the Nigerian Police would have started extorting money from his parents on this matter.



Uwa' wu paw paw men.... YAW!

Seconded!!! I so much love your reasoning on this matter! Not typical of an average Nigerian.

RIP to the young lad.

MzNelly:
The only way to tell if a girl is a virgin is to ask her.

Everything on this list is crap.

Shut up!!! So that she can tell loads of lies abi?

Empty vessel!!!


GEJ TILL 2019!!!

VickyyB:
Why would I be having sex with my boyfriend.

My future husband owns my virginity.

Shut up

kay29000:
Simple and artistic cover. And about the book...I read excerpts from it yesterday, and I can see why Jonathan would do anything to stop the book from coming out. OBJ exposed his incompetence, and he did so in a very simple to read, interesting format. If this circulates at this point, it will hurt jonathan's reputation, and might hinder his victory in the upcoming elections.

But what am I saying sef! How many Nigerians actually read books? Even the ones that read are already blinded by religion, or are tribalists.

My friend forget that old man and his frustration! What did he do to save Nigeria with his tenure of over ten years? OBJ is the very last man that can critize any person in government because if it were so easy, why did he not do it in his time?....trust me bro, that book doest have any effect of denying GEJ victory come feb 14 2015.
What I mean is that.....






GEJ TILL 2019