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nikkyshyne: You pay for whatsApp

After the 1 year trial now...

megareal: From my little nephew to me; Aunty, why did my daddy bring out his pee pee to fight with my mummy?

Funniest so far...

To resett your 2go password either if you've forgotten it just feel like without spending N30 i.e you will nothing as you downloaded the application for FREE.

What you need to do are these:
1.Go to www.2go.co.za
2.Select Kenya
3.Select get help on the next page.
4.Scroll down and click on
I forgot my password/PIN and on the next page
5.Type your phone number in this format like this one following how I will type this one 2348011111111

Once you type it,click on PROCEED and your 2GO password will be sent to your phone instantly and you will not be charged a dime.

Credit to www.2going.com

Is there a way i can pay for my whatsapp acount ,its almost a year now and i dont have any visa or paypal.
Will banks accept to forward my payment?
Any1 with an idea please help...

server123: See Twitter Tweets As Proove That Don Jazzy Fights Freeze Of Cool FM[Pictures] at
www.nairaland.com/1092145/twitter-tweets-proove-don-jazzy

or view as slide here at www.2going.com/photo/view/167#view-photo=168

See Twitter Tweets As Proove That Don Jazzy Fights Freeze Of Cool FM[Pictures] at
www.nairaland.com/1092145/twitter-tweets-proove-don-jazzy

More... SOURCE

Here are Twitter Tweets in form of a Picture captured as proove as Don Jazzy Fights Freeze of Cool FM!

Much I've been said about freeze and lots of people I've really condemned him and that he should be sacked by Cool FM.

What is your own say? But before you judge,see and read the tweets below as seen in the pictures below in which Freeze and Donjazzy appear. SOURCE

Na Big Lie jooooooorrrrrr...
And see how the award thing small like shit wey suppose big wella which is an evidence that na Big lie.

Opposition yielding Opposite confirmation

Na lie and politics play I repeat...

Opposition party? or let say that they are looking for ACN & Indigene favour in Osun so as to take over Osun in the next coming election or some other fowl plays

Mr Aregbesola,plz watchout...

acidosis™:
don't joke with some customers bro.. some can use up to 2GB in 2hours... 2hours cost #400.. approximately £2.

Besides, the question is restricted to phone

Olodo .... 2hrs na N250...

triple dating nko?

pastormustwacc: No comprendo? I dont understand. It was the pounded yam that drew my attention. This G.O too like pounded yam! walahi!!
Na the only thing wey i learn from this thread be that.

Wait, i learnt another lesson: we should eat any pounded yam we manage to lay our hands upon, whether the pounded yam was meant for us or not,
just chop make your belle full. Afterall awoof no dey run belle!

What of the prayer?

(This may be of great help to our lagos fans) Now that Fashola has decided to ban Okada on Lagos roads and suggested people start trekking,here are some few tips that will help you cope without the usual quick bike rides to ur daily destinations.

10. Buy shoe protectors, replace as the need arises.

9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.

8. Wear casual clothes to work, change into your official clothes at work, then change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home.
You don’t have to look too official while trekking.

7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.

6. For the guys, buy a car before your girlfriend's colleague starts to take her home.
5. Save the money for your gym membership, you are getting enough exercise already.

4. Start trekking groups in your office, class, church,mosque etc.
After all it is said that a trek trekked with companions is no trek at all.

3. Learn how to entertain yourself.
in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies, read jokes on CBJ etc.
Pay that DSTV subscription too.

2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban,buy a gun.

1. If none of the above works, pack go your village.

Extra 0.If you are an Okada owner, join up with other colleagues and establish Formula 1 Naija Bike Racing.

In 1956, while living with my uncle, we had our fair share of poverty.
He was poor but I was poorer. We mutually shared whatever we had.
One day, we were very hungry and there was no food in sight.
Then all of a sudden a young girl approached us and said her sister asked her to give us the food she was carrying -pounded yam with vegetable soup and chicken.
My uncle told her he did not know her sister and asked if she was sure we were the right people the food was meant for.
She replied in the affirmative, so we received the gift and my uncle told her he will be expecting more gifts from her sister like
this one she brought.

Immediately the girl left, we pounced on the food. As soon as we were done eating the food, the girl resurfaced and said it was all a mistake that the food was not for us.

Who will give a hungry lion a goat and expect to get it back?

NOTE:
The mercy of God can corner what was meant for somebody else for the recipient of His mercy.
This season, the mercy of God will bring you
blessings and opportunities including the ones not initially meant for you.
By an unplanned move or deed, mercy will connect you to your destiny.
Mercy turns mistakes into appointments. When mercy is involved, there are no mistakes!

READ THIS LINE:
Father, let Your mercy compel mistakes to work in my favor in Jesus' Name.

AMEN If you read this line,
press LIKE and comment,"AMEN"

persistenc: Hmm na photoshop pro .

You no know the difference from photoshop photos and real photos.

I beg,wear your Gogle...

J.Sparrow:
Lol at all this meat encounters, if one of this peeps choke to death cos of meat wonder what they would tell God. Lol. Eat fish its healthier with less hassles no allow fishbone choke u sha

I was choked one day like that with a tough meat:

It happened in the year 2010 that I was invited to a Matriculation programme by a friend of mine.

After the programme,we were called to thank God and praise the Lord under a tent where there are lots of people.

I served 7up and Fried rice but unfortunately,the meat was a tough one unknowingly.

I eat rice,drank a bit of 7up but yawah gased when it was time to eat the meat as I tried my best to use fork to cut it into some smaller pieces and it didnt work and the next I did was to use my hand to pick it and suck it into my mouth but unfortunately,I was feeling so shy to cut the meat with my teeth as I will need to do some pulling which I didn't wanted to do becuase of my white and neatly starched T shirt.

Do you what,I tried swallowing it pushing it with 7up but unfortunately,the tough ,eat couldn't pass my throat and I was choked and I nearly sumasulted within crowds but I quickly ran with jet speed to a corner where I ejected the concortion in my throat but

Thousands of eye were on me and I was another celebrity of that day but I didn't return to the tent again to avoid more embarrasement.

Thank God and wetin I go tell baba God for Heaven if I was choked by a tough meat and the enough embarassment...

Follow me shout halleluyah for me overcoming a Tough meat that wanted to choke me to death.

Praise! Praise!! Praise!!! the Living God

UncleJJ: your the sort of person making is look bad abroad. A retailer says I cant sellto you and give you reason"s bit you still want to by the product under false pretence.

Why, cant you tell the OP to find another site to buy ur stuff.

Get a googlecheckout account add your card to the account and search who accept checkout.

Do not take risk with debit and credit cards. They are much more regulated , unlike paypal. Where they just limit your account.

These days, u fuk up with such issue and they come for you.

Free your mind...

Those steps are legal...

bennyraz: this ur news na lie source pleeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeee

It was taken and sent to me by a friend this evening and I told her to type the full gist and send it to so as to publish it unto www.2going.com as source.

cindyrella: Op, Where are the pictures? I don't see anything!

See it up there or you aren't with your Google ni...

These are shocking photos of an
innocent girl who was bathed
with acid by a male student for
refusing making love with him.

This was sent to me by a friend of
mine this evening and I've requested
for it full gist to be posted to the forum
section of 2GOING

solution is payoneer plus graphcard plus vpn.

simple.

190-the-clown:
my 7 girlfriends must not see this

where i wan see money buy 7 FIT'SHE'S

Just show one na and buy it for her.
Must you tell everyone?