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Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by SlyIg(f): 2:53pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
When i tell my nephew the kinds of questions he used to ask his parents and grandparents when he was little,he will quarrel with me. But it's actually true. Children are well known for their questioning habits. They want to know almost everything about their environment and everybody around them. My nephew once asked,'mum,why don't hens wear shoes'. 'Who cooks for the bird to eat?'. 'Do birds have daddy and mummy?'. And many other funny questions. Infact,a child is ready to ask just questions from morning till bed time. Failure to give them prompt answers to their questions can make you a bad mummy,daddy,auntie or uncle. Com'on,share those funny questions that kids around you like to ask you. 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
From my little baby Christabel: "Uncle, how did I come to this world? did I fall down from heaven? " My reply (as a sharp man): "cute baby, will you eat cheese ball?" 47 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by tobechi20(m): 4:37pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Who made God, do plants marry? 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by dejiswaggs(m): 4:42pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Does God Eat Amala? 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by TableLeg(m): 4:42pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Mummy can i poopoo in daddy's pint glass?! |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by johnwizey: 4:45pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Afta returnin 4rm a bible class,my son once asked me who married cain in d bible? 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by dj187: 4:48pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Mummy how come GEJ became d president of nigeria? Why was farouk lawal left of d hook? Daddy wat happened to d subsidy report? 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Chidex2442(m): 4:50pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
4rm my little baby Heart! "uncle is God as tall as a Nepa pole? Since he sees everything that we do" my reply is yes! He is even taller than a NEPA pole 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 4:54pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Who invented "garri" Ebamma or bbpreye? 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by dtemidare: 4:54pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
daddy and mummy how do babies go into the stomach? 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by dtemidare: 4:55pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
dj187: Mummy how come GEJ became d president of nigeria? Satan stole it 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by dtemidare: 4:57pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
bbpreye.: answer: Amayinabo invented it |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
My little nephew saw a lightning, and the next thing He asked me was "Why is Jesus Bringing Light?" I laughed tire 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Foxybone(m): 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Abeg make una no divert this thread abeg, it is promising to be an interesting one. When I was younger, I use to ask my mom if she pooed my younger brother out
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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by obisage(m): 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
where does the world end?? why dont I have hair on my armpit?? who is God's mother? |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by iamswizz(m): 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
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Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by digitite: 5:03pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Daddy, why do you have big belly like mummy(when she was preganant). Are you pregnant too? 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Nobody: 5:03pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
dj187: Mummy how come GEJ became d president of nigeria? I guess its you asking the question now. Hope your mum and Dad here on Nairaland will repl.y lolz$ 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by megareal: 5:03pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
From my little nephew to me; Aunty, why did my daddy bring out his pee pee to fight with my mummy? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Kslib(m): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
After seeing banky w perform,the small pikin con ask me "brother,how that head take comot tru belle?".. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by sauceEEP(m): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
whenever aunty susan comes both of u lock urselves inside d room for hours. Re u 2 playing hide and seek cos ur alwys shoutin am cuminnnn? 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Sirmikky1(m): 5:06pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
I learnt I used to ask why NEPA switches light on and off in the car |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by server123: 5:07pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
megareal: From my little nephew to me; Aunty, why did my daddy bring out his pee pee to fight with my mummy? Funniest so far... |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Iaz93: 5:07pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
When animals die, where do they go to?? -My lil bro 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Uniquexty(f): 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
megareal: From my little nephew to me; Aunty, why did my daddy bring out his pee pee to fight with my mummy?what da heck? Hehehehehehehehe |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by tobechi20(m): 5:12pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Did Adam name it plantain or dodo ? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Slizbeat(m): 5:13pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Ma lil sister once asked "mum, if there is a clinic, why there aint a dirtynic"?(thought clinic is spelt cleanic) 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Sunymoore(m): 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
daddy what makes nairalnad to hate garri 8 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Bertbert: 5:15pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
How is garri produced and how much a cup? :-XHow is garri produced and how much a cup? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by Blueboy0402: 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
After watching an advert on gold circle condom my little nephew asked, uncle how is condom used 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Questions Younger Children Ask: Share Yours. by lolaluv1(f): 5:18pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
I was watching a soap on NTA (can't remember which one), while my mum dozed on the settee. Lady in the soap: #Screaming# 'He sexually molested me! He sexually molested me!!' I turn to my mum and shake her because her eyes are closed. Me: Mummy, what is sexual molestation? |
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