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Why is this Freeze so concerned with the Redeemed Church is it the only church fasting. If he doesn't have any other thing to do than critizing the church of God then he can form his own movement and do things the way he wants.

Fynestboi:



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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique
Seun

Pls can secondary schools participate in the debate

How this one come take reduce the price of fuel and the queue in the filling station. OP this must stop this new year

She looks beautiful like seriously. Hope this one will not become another baby mama thing

SIMPLYkush:
This boy is getting really mad these days.... claiming celebrity as if he don't use to mess, last time his hands were in his pants stroking his short dick, ugly boy

At least he is better than you who has nothing to do than ranting

Congrat o. But when death will come knocking eh

1. Teacher:- How do you kill a dog?
students:- (scream) by puting poison in their food
Teacher:- Now, how do you kill a chicken?
Students:- By putting poison in their food
Teacher:- how do you kill a rat?
Students:- By putting poison in their food
Teacher:- How do you kill a mosquito?
Student:- By injecting poison in our blood stream.
2. I saw my SS1 mathematics teacher yesterday, we greeted, and he asked for directions to GTBank, thathe wants to deposit a large subtle amount of liable currency into his domiciliary savings account for future reference and transactions.
In my mind I was like? Na fight?.. So this man never stop all this big big grammar..? I go show this man pepper
I told him to make 360° turn and walk like 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens., he will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right Angle.., then make a obtuse angle turn, he will see the bank @ a distance about the logarithm of 7 and use four figure table to find the anti-log.
Let him feel what I felt while back @ school
This morning I heard on Radio that he's missing
I bet he didn't plot his graph well.
3. Back then in secondary school,
Who else pretend to be thinking of an answer whenever the teacher looks @ you, but deep down u knw ur head is empty
You will now be reciting juju incantations silently so that the teacher will not call you but go and call urfat friend@ your back.... Because if ee doesn't knw it.. The teacher will beat him.. U will now be laughing because it will look like as if the teacher is flogging a bouncing castle.
4. Teacher: Describe hydrogen
Student: It is a prostitute element
Teacher: Who taught you that?
Student: You said it does not belong to a particular group and it reacts with almost all the elements in the periodic table.
5. My name is SEUN Back in Primary school, I was very poor in maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The
results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, SEUN what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” And I was like ... "Well, na God o"
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
“One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”
The whole class echoed:
SEUN, na SEUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!oooooo
In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.
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Please like and comment as this is my first attempt on posting here to make me feel encouraged and do better next time.

dolphinife:
That's the most dreaded and difficult department in the whole of OAU

dolphinife:
That's the most dreaded and difficult department in the whole of OAU

dolphinife:
That's the most dreaded and difficult department in the whole of OAU

Pls what makes it dreaded and difficult. Explain further

Which movie do you find the most interesting comment fast?

olatunji390:
Thought she married. So the husband just de eat free Toto since three year now. Nah WA o

Oga use your eyes to read well. The OP said she had her court marriage in 2015. Court marriage and traditional marriage no be the same thing

Mad man by 2019 when Buhari is kicked out i wonder what you will do then. By 2019 i will offer you a job as my own shoemaker

I just pity African mens. After dating him dry and milking that pocket that you want to be improved die. Infact am calling on thunder from the village on you

Give honour to whom honour is due. I like that statement

Pls don't tell me that idiot called shatta wales did not perform. See wizkid performing in his country.
Like if you love 9ja

kingem:
I thought this yung6ix had sense

He had until he traded it for that dreadlock

taylor88:
This lady don suffer from David hand




Even after using his spouse for rituals u won't let her rest

You better go back to history lane and see if Tagbo and caroline were ever married before calling her his spouse. Infact who told you Davido used him for Ritual. You better read well before just commenting nonsense on nairaland.

Please don't disturb him is only living up to his name. Or what do you expect a man named LIA MUHAMMED to say if not for LIES

fuckingAyaya:
If you no get money

HIDE YOUR FACE

basictutor:
Stvpid babe.

Talk about the clothe u use magomago wear for birthday shot. We know ur type, broke asss fvcker.

With ur yamayama K leg

Oga please just shut up and if you no get work go sleep