This is a joke. ENGLISH AND IRISH men shouldn't be on that list. Nigerian men should be at least 2nd on that list.

Wetin concern us wey dey nairaland. If the op want, make she go marry Oyinbo, Jewish, Italian, Mexican.

You are bitter and jealous. Stop generalising and face your demons to find a solution to ur situation.

Abeg make them go siddon. Who no get dodgy past. Una think say e easy to become billionaire. David Camron appoint him friend Lord Coe as chairman of London 2012 Olympic committee. Lord Coe give him friend CEO of G4S Security Ltd to secure the Olympics- Contract running in Billions. Them chop the money, dem say enough guys no dey. Eventually na British Military them use free of charge cos Military already dey receive salary from Govts.

No country wey dem no dey play American wonder.

No be Hilary Clinton (Wife of former US President, and another Bush family(2 generations already ex US President) wan contest to be the next US President so.

Abeg make we do our own thing for Nigeria. Make we no dey copy copy. Let's all be Patriotic Nigerians!!

Na WHO bring the infection to Ekiti......E be like say una no know Oyinbo people. Africa don dey exist for centuries if these towns and villages are so ignorant and we must always jump on everything foreign wey Oyinbo talk. All of our grandparents lived in the village and mostly lived beyond 90 years of age.

Our forefathers understood life better even if you call them illiterate, they were full of wisdom, my grand dad's sister is 105. Even though she now lives in Lagos she told me 15 years ago that once I clock the age of 18, I should stop eating meat and change to fish permanently. Her skins glows even at 105.

The youths of today are as gullible as anything. All these diseases are manufactured in the Lab. If Oyinbo can start creating new forms of Cheese that they are selling in Supermarkets from bacteria gotten from poo. And manufacture yogurt from growing bacteria gotten from the guts. And they say it's all healthy bacteria. I pity this our generation.

Let me tell you about Oyinbo people. They are the villain and also the Saint. They Bleep you up and they also say dey are here to rescue you. A lot of youths always say Oyinbo created this and that, you don't know even from the early 1900s, Black's in America created so many inventions and technology we use today and had over 1000 patents applications for invention but Oyinbo no give them the credit. They would steal their invention. They were bearing their masters surname anyways. So wat ever a slave invent automatically belongs to the Master.

http://atlantablackstar.com/2013/10/23/100-black-inventions-over-the-last-100-years-you-may-not-know-part-1/

We keep saying Oyinbo, Oyinbo. Them no know anything than to plan, rule and dominate the world with fear mongering, deception through their media outlets CNN, BBC.

The Oyinbo can't survive alone without them interfering in another person's country or using other people's brain to develop their country.

Abeg make una free our Native people for village. This same Oyinbo still do their own rituals, have cults, engage in their own fetish practices. The religion wey dem give una, una don throway una culture and traditional values saying the village is still backward. How stupid.

They still celebrate ''Shakespeare, St Georges Day, So many gory Literature about how bloody Britain used to be are been told to our kids at school, How many folktales about Sang and Obatala are been taught in Pry schools in Nigeria.

African are heading towards another round of Slavery in this 21st century because of stupidity. Abeg she I fit go inside one village for Britain dey talk say I be NGO dey do research, na Police go arrest me say I be terrorists but NGO go enter naija, nobody dey monitor their activities, dem go carry bacteria wey dem develop for Lab come go test am on top our people body.

God help African youths to wise up and resist Oyinbo charm and deceptive manipulation.

Are you sure it's not ''USAID'' that brought in the disease. Na today we don dey rare Chickens for naija.

Nigeria and Africa better stop allowing all these NGOs into the country in the name of giving Africa refuge, hope, security, saving lives, they love suffering children etc. Over 30 yr now wey I Don dey hear abt UNICEF, UNESCO, UN, WHO, WORLD BANK, RED CROSS, CHILDREN IN NEED etc It's all a SCAM.......Na business for them. In other words, for the scam to work, there must be Catastrophe, Violence, War, Viruses, Rebels, Hunger, Poverty, Homelessness.

These organisations either set up some of the world's wrong or capitalise on existing wrongs in the society as if they are coming to help. (In the words of Fela - Wetin United for United Nations? Who and who unite for United Nations?)

Africa better wake up and stop believing everything from abroad means it's good acceptable, why do you think a man or country will love another man's child so much and leave his own children to look after yours. (Referring to Child Services in the UK and USA - they break up more homes but rather they say it's for the child's best interest....hahaha)

I haven't really posted on Nairaland before but I just feel people need to think Deep and realise we can only make the society better if we have in depth knowledge of what is really going on in this world and not on CNN, BBC.

How I wish Nigerian/African countries with their Immigration fit dey track down every single proposed NGOs/Journalists for our country, hive them mode of operation, the more they continue dent Africa's image, the less we get respected and the more stagnant we remain. (I no fit enter UK go dey film nonsense about their country, enter poor ends in Wales, enter Scotland, enter North England- Before you say jack not to talk of publishing the stories world wide on our own news channels as an African Journalist, popo go don carry me.

All in all, the freedom wey Oyinbo get for Africa when you see dem enter our villages come spread disease for their NGOs/Organisations, una go think say dem be God.

Effective Communication all day everyday. Discussing every single issue and detail, Loyalty, Love, Honesty, Togetherness, Respect, Allowing differences space to operate occasionally.

Harmony, Doing things differently sometimes spices up the relationship e.g Husband coming back home early from work earlier than normal. Does the house chores and make lovely dinner with sunny ade playing in the background. Watch how surprised and happy ur wife will be when she gets back from work.

Shed Luxury and comfort Occasionally: Don't always drive, you can walk with your wife while holding her hands to go down to eatery or shopping if less than a mile away.

For the wives: Appreciate your Husbands by booking a massage session for him if you can't massage him. Take hm to his local bukka and eat there with him.

I can go on and on.

Basically, your partner should be treated the way your own family members or siblngs should be treated. If your brother offends you, you don't call ur frd and ask him for advice or call herbalist to give u a portion to sort out ur brother's wrong....hahaha

Enjoy a lovely union n good and bad times. Shoprite money day, spend with joy!!! Money no dey but Garri, Sugar and Palm Oil dey, Make Jollof Garri and enjoy with a smile. Work ur way back up together to enjoy the good times again.

Life is a cycle and constantly revolving so una no fit stay one place or situation to remain the same.

My bit of Advice. Improvise ur own oh.....No go make Jollof Garri collect slap from Mrs oh.....loool

Cutting the Stalk of Vegetables called Efo Shokor and Gbure!!

Washing the Big Giant Rug, but dusting it by hitting with hammer, stick for the desert sandy storm to fill our heads out ist.(God knows how i didn't get Asthma)

Repeated Errands: U back from going to buy kerosene, go and fetch water- u get back, visitors are around - go and buy minerals and so on lool

Big uncles bullying u to do things for the, wash my car while looking at u from d balcony drinking beer with mates while u are feeling like a bigboy showing off to local gals sey u dey wash car, trust me sometimes i spend close 2hrs to valet those ugly car (datsun bluebird, toyota camry hatchback 1997 model)- Wat was i thinking? lool

I hated adult parties, engagements,ramadam in my compound , cos u will work as if you will get a chieftancy title afterwards.

My grandma used to split chores between me and all the househelps we ever got.....Good but i didn't like it, I used be like wats d househelp dere for. lmao

Me and my Big Ass Teddy called Woody!!

ifihearam:

NOR BE ONLY BANKY W NA POOL AGENT

You no know say Banky W Ugly? Na money make am stand well well.

U need to go see wen celebrities were broke, poor and struggling......

Check out Genny, Beyonce,Dbanj back in the dayz....its money keeping dem good looking...Even BANCE of BURKINA FASO CAN LOOK BETTER WITH MONEY

Idowuogbo:
Eeeem... Guy, d hat no size ur head nau! Na my papa dash me u dey knack?

U galz re jokers.....lmao

ItsModella:
inside the store ba? did you actually buy all that apparel or you just used them to pose for photo?

looool....Na Singlet i wear go d store. Shey na cloth i no go get money to buy again!! I go borrow cloth take snap 4 store again....

Me looking like Banky W....Dem go crucify me, no comparism right!!...loool

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I think our Parents used us to practice riddles and jokes because it seemed parents of all culture and religion did that.

So many things they told us to put fear in our mind. Examples of mine are:

- Do not open your mouth when you sleep or else witches will put meat in your mouth and you will become their messanger (Watching too much Ogunde yoruba films)

- Anybody older than you even if they are an hour older, you must call them BRODA(their name) or SISTA(their name).

- They told me never to handle lizards or go near them that i will contact 'Warapa'

- My parents also told me that the small lizard always around the house and ceiling is called 'Omo Oni Ile'(They messed up my brain, i wanted to kill them always but i thought well they own the house so let me leave them).

- I greeted all old women living in my area because my grandma knows them and if i don't prostrate every time i see them, they will tell my grandma that it seems i am now growing wings(as in becoming rebelious) hmmmn.

- Who has had a secret 007 agent watching everyone of your movement without knowing. I always felt there was someone revealing everything i did outside while playing to my folks cos i never understood how they knew.( I guess it was community surveilance, things parents do to keep an eye on their kids..lmmmaaaoo)

- Who was told that Father Christmas always comes from Heaven or South Pole?

- My folks always made sure i was locked in saying interacting with the other kids and playing football in the street makes me a street kid or garrage boy.(I always run out to play anyways)

- In the pot of soup, there are always different sizes of meat, big ones for adult and small for children. And they said only Adults must have 2 meats minimum on the plate.

I now regret watching certain yoruba movies that messed my brain up: Jaiyesimi by Ogunde, (Aiye Akamara)Ayamatanga, (Abija)Ogunjimi films: I became SCARED at nights from then on, couldn't sleep alone, running like Usain Bolt to wee in the toilet and back to where i people where in 5secs.

- Who was told that because you are the youngest in the house, you must do all the work because we did the same when we were your age. We bathed you, took care of you as a baby etc

So much more: Will yarn more as i remember other dubious sayings!!

Very Unfortunate news. But the thing i don't understand is why do naijas film and take pictures of graphically horrible scenes. They even get to the scene before police and fire service. They should be putting out the fire not taking pics as if na concert or celebs dey in front of them. The leaders have truly failed this Nation.

stagger: Cock Crow At Dawn - 1982
Ripples - 1988 - 1993
Voltron - 1985 - 1990
Contact 3-2-1 - 1983/84
Sesame Street - the 70s and early 80s
Kwagh Hir (a Tiv Dance program in the 80s)
Ojo Ladipo Theatre (Oga Bello, Papi Luwe, etc)
Tele Match (the German game show).

Ohhh, I just feel like crying remembering my years of childhood with nostalgia; a period when I had not a care in the world..

U re right....VOLTRON, RIPPLES,TELE MATCH(TRI, HUN, HI or sth like dat, wearing ridiculous costumes carry water and stuff), CHUCKLE BROTHERS(big and small dog) RENT A GHOST, FRANK SPENCER, STORY LAND(around 8pm, d guy with d guitar-storyland land of music, fun and tail, bring ur frds along) so much more, i wanna go back.

feeljohnny: Back then, we wouldnt go home until we‘r thru wit nitendo games: mario, motal combat, sega soccer games. Mehn dose days ar fun!

Abi u be one of the customers that do patronize the video game shop close to Atunrase abi na Clegg in surulere. They call d guys place Okanla!! Fair guy lke dis: d guy chop school boys money oh...after timing the tv for 10mins, u pay 10naira if its an adventure game but if its say combat football u only play according to the football time; ist half 5mins, secon half 5mins. LMAOOOO!!!!

damilola15:
LMAO

They call the beg beg attitue: Toror yo!!

So you used to jump to my school from Randle to Falolu abi, I'll report you to your principal.

LMAO.....I didn't actually but knew those that embark on such daily back then. Me i no wan drown for canal trying to maneuver my way to Ansar Ud Deen High sch Falolu. looooool

I remember palm yogo, kokoro, balewa, baba dudu, fish roll, ground nut, d numerous food sellers outside the school once school is over. In our secondary school, there are certain students we call 9-11: dey enter school at 9am and leaves by 11am by any means possible; either by bribing the gateman with obi and goldspot or by scaling through the fence via the canal to the adjacent school in our football field.

There were so many unforgetable experiences in dat secondary sch called Ansar Ud Deen Grammar school. Although we had very bright pupils and won so many National competitions but a public school will always be a public school. Come and see one on one fight setup in classrooms, no one will separate una until una almost kill una self, so most people prefer not to act like jetli because once we call the circle for fight, u can't run...

In an area like surulere, u re assured of many restaurants that students flog to namely: Ewa Iya Ibo, Isu ati Ewa Iya Bob(Isu 6naira,ewa 4naira, eran hhm hmn lol), Amala Iya Titi, Oyenma Rice and Beans,Bankolemo Designer rice, Atunrase Rice, Amala Abina, Amala Akerele, 2 o clock rice at Ayilara(once u miss d time, u gotta wait till 4 for the next batch..lool SEE HUNGRY CROWD ),

The school was a day school, yet students go into the fish pond to catch cat fish illegally during class to make barbecue fish and cooking jollof rice in the bush without suspicion: Taiye, kehinde: na una handwork oh, hope dey don't see this!!

So many nick names from: Ishan Michael which is me , British Bulldog, Oxygen or Nostorious or Nozariah (d guy get big nose), Osaque the king of the class(d oldest probly 25 in ss3a science, brilliant dooh ), Roboto(small guy with small lips), Bugs bunny(d guy get 2 big teeth for front), Igbin, Old farmer(d guy don't need anything but cutlass, he go eneter bush comeout with 2 polly bags of big snails, in sort the teacher give him contract during during rainy season to enter bush go pack snails come and wala after few hours he comes out with polly bags full of snails and cat fish, [b]he even extended his talent to America hunting bush meat, Agama Lizard, Kekere (he's so small dat he becomes oily when any teacher beats him and becomes slippery for teacher to handle , I can go on and on Lest i forget; We had so many talents in sports and even till date we have about 10 cricket players from my year that are currently playing for the Nigerian Cricket Team. I love my public school: The good, the bad and the ugly; u can't just beat the experience.

I CAN WRITE A WHOLE SERIES OF BOOKS REGARDING ACTIVITIES AND EXPERIENCES FROM THIS SCHOOL

ANSAR-UD-DEEN GRAMMAR SCHOOL-GRAMMARIANS (PETE SCIENTIAM) UP SCHOOL, UP BOYS, UP BOYS, UP SCHOOL

APERE: THE GOALIE THAT LEAKS GOALS LIKE BASKET!!

AGBO D BASKET: ALSO NOT SO GOOD GOAL KEEPER!!

OTU OBO: WHEN U ARE THE LEAST EFFECTIVE PLAYER AND THE OTHER PLAYERS START BLAMING FOR THE TEAM'S INEFFICIENCY

SHORT ONE: WHEN A PLAYER AMONG THE TEAM IS SEEN AS JUST A STATUE AND USELESS TO THE TEAM!!

OTI RA BOOT: WHEN A PLAYER HAS INJURED HIS TOE TO THE POINT THAT THE BLOOD AND THE SKIN OF THE FOOT IS RED AND VISIBLE


I'LL WRITE MORE WHEN I REMEMBER.....

Who remembers when all bobos gets to the pitch and everyone start shouting: ''I One'' - The ist person to choose players...loool

Also ''Sangalo'' : Backwards Scissors kick.

The naijagals on here always make me laugh with their comments.

As for me, i am not fine and i am not ugly. I AM IN BETWEEN, looool

Too many fine girls to eye!! Wahala dey!!

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