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dey deceive yourself.

Civilisation don scatter everything jare

rohr don back all this homme based player

corrupt young man

who cares

Buhari please don't dare to come to Nigeria again.

sad news all over.
rip to the dead.

Our senators and political members will be the set of Nigerians that will purchase it

the main reason is to change the world and make the world a better

Roger that

make una just give man u the cup jare

With President Muhammadu Buhari’s lawyer’s ₦500,000 ‘gift’ to Justice Adeniyi Ademola while the certificate case was being tried before that judge and with the Secretary to the Government of the Federation’s Grasscuttergate scandal, can we all stop pretending and accept that the anti corruption war is dead?
I believe I now know the reason why God allowed President Buhari to come back to power. It was to expose him for who he really is. Not a saint, but a hypocrite! A hypocrite of the highest order. A so called anti corruption crusader who writes letters to cover his corrupt Secretary to the Government of the Federation and whose lawyer gives gifts to a justice that is being tried for collecting gifts from others. Do as I say, not as I do!
Things were already bad enough until the President’s spokesman released his statement trying to justify the ‘gift’!
When Femi Adesina, President Muhammadu Buhari’s spokesman, says PMB’s lawyers ₦500,000 payment to Justice Ademola was a ‘gift’ not a bribe he must think that Nigerians are on the bottom of the ladder in the rational thinking food chain!
So if I take a bribe and call it a ‘gift’, according to Femi Adesina, it automatically transforms from corruption to ‘gift’? So President Buhari believes in the Transformation Agenda after all! Who would have thought so!
So why can President Buhari’s lawyer give gifts but Andrew Yakubu cannot accept ‘gift’? The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission should just release everybody they are trying because they took ‘gifts’ not bribe. After all, President Buhari and his lawyer have shown us the way!
The Justice Ademola that is currently being tried is accused of taking bribes because people gave him gifts. So why were their gifts proceeds of corruption and Lawyer Awodein’s (Buhari’s lawyer) a proceed of friendship?
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, a bribe is defined thus:
Bribe /brīb/
verb
1. persuade (someone) to act in one’s favor, typically illegally or dishonestly, by a gift of money or other inducement.
Now if you consider the favorable way the certificate case against the President has being going for him in the matter before Justice Ademola, you may be forgiven if you quote Proverbs 18:14 and say “a man’s gift makes room for him”.
With all apologies to the publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary let me say that they have to alter the meanings of some words in their dictionary.
With Nigeria’s situation on my mind, I suggest the following edits to the definition of the word gift
Gift (noun)
1. New word for BRIBE as approved by the current President Muhammadu Buhari-led Nigerian government for exclusive use of All Progressive Congress members.
And while we are at it, I am feeling some generosity to my readers. If any of my readers will like a GIFT, then they should send me an email. But if they would prefer a BRIBE, then they should send me a hand written letter instead. If you as my reader does not know the difference, then contact President Muhammadu Buhari’s lawyer!
Everybody gives gifts but some gifts are more equal than others. For tips on giving EFCC approved gifts, see President Buhari’s lawyer! The DEODORANT has been sprayed on Lawyer Awodein and the INSECTICIDE is being sprayed on Justice Ademola. Now I understand Shehu Sani!
But this President Muhammadu Buhari knows how to code better than Mark Zuckerberg! Look at the code word his team used for the payment made to Justice Ademola. The ‘gift’!
I am tempted to ask what else they have coded? Is the 2017 budget codedly (I invented the word codedly since we are all making edits to the Oxford English Dictionary) padded? Have they coded INEC to produce only inconclusive elections? Is Babachir’s grass cutting contract a means to get more resources to provide future coded gifts?
In fact, I am reliably informed that APC members give GIFT while PDP members give BRIBE but if you were once a Peoples Democratic Party member and you are now in the APC you give GIFTED BRIBE!
Now we understand why Rotimi Ameachi said he never gave nor received bribes. As an APC member, maybe he gave and received ‘gifts’. After all, there is nothing wrong with that! Our leader has shown us the way!
And President Buhari is not the only hypocrite in town. His mini me, Nasir Elrufai, the unofficial Vice President and Khalifa of the Buhari personality cult is as hypocritical as they come.
Finally, let me end this piece by saying that I was so glad to hear President Muhammadu Buhari’s voice as he spoke to Governor Ganduje of Kano state the other day. I hope by this call, people can leave the man to “rest” in London and not disturb him with their eye service visits to him.
To those who have done so and to others who are contemplating doing so, I hope and pray you get treated like the Guardian Newspaper reporter who was almost arrested when the residents of Abuja House (President Buhari’s current residence) called the police to help get rid of him. But just in case you do not get arrested, permit me to write a new version of an Old Nursery Rhyme for you.
Old Version:
Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat Where Have You Been?
I’ve Been to London to See The Queen
New Version:
Sycophant, Sycophant, Where Have You Been?
I’ve Been to London to See Buhari!
Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Center in California, author of Shunpiking: No Shortcuts to God and Why Jesus Wept and the host of Transformation with Reno Omokri





http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/president-buharis-anti-corruption-war-dead-reno/

Another one is down.
Legend of tomorrow is down.
Hero of tomorrow is down.
What a cruel world. May your gentle soul rest in perfect peace. and your work( Good or bad) Continues to follow you.

Adieu.

the question does he deserves it

Buhari but y

I guess say na email give her problem.

angry mob on the field

who cares

frank317:
U miraculously know that God created them but foolishly don't know why... So what's the function of just knowing that God created mosquito when u don't actually know why?

go and die.
anti christ

or u should tell him he should resurrect pdp from dead

celebrities and lies na like ionic bond.

mynd44

living legend.
don't know he his still alive.€
Many more on earth bro

yarimo:
EFCC, ICPC ,and DSS please look into this so called AML . I smells something

like what

Rule 1:Be Dominant —Reptiles love social hierarchies and are always getting into power struggles to prove that they are the top dinosaur. “The way to deal with power-hungry lizards is simple— don’t engage them in a dominance fight,” advises Bernstein. “Let them talk louder, interrupt or sit at the commanding place at the table. Let them use their power stares. Just realise what is going on and don’t give in to them on important issues.
”Rule 2:Do It Now—The impulsive urge to do things now is a knee-jerk response rooted in the instant action required to survive attacks by predators. “Dinosaur Brain managers are always putting out brush fires and never finding time for long-term planning,” says Bernstein. “Their arousal systems are going full-time, producing chaos for co-workers, not to mention stress-related symptoms such as ulcers, headaches, insomnia and maybe, excessive smoking or drinking. “If you work with impulsive people, deal with them gently. Tell them their strong points, and gently let them know their weak points. “Impulsive people tend to talk rapidly and make it hard for you to get a word in. If you want them to notice you, start out by speaking as loudly and quickly as they do. Then adjust your pacing to slower and softer.
”Rule 3:Defend Yourself—Infringe a dinosaur’s territory and his hackles will rise instantly. He will do anything to scare off or destroy the intruder. “If someone defends their territory fiercely then back off and speak from the figurative boundary line,” says Bernstein. “Use the channels that the lizard has decreed are appropriate. Write a memo, make a phone call, set up a meeting, whatever is the proper way to gain access to the territory. If you try to sneak in the back door, you might accomplish your immediate goal but the lizard will be more difficult to deal with:
Rule 4:Get A Mate— The mating instinct is the powerful force which draws together the unlikeliest of partners in passionate office romances.“The season comes to a distant rainforest and the giant dinosaur seeks a mate. He preens, puffs and parades before the females until he finds one who is receptive,. He singles her out from the herd and they begin the intricate dance of courtship. Their tiny brains shut out all thoughts except each other,” says Bernstein. “The only thing to do is stand back and watch the earth move.
”Rule 5:Fight Back – When the dinosaurs in your office turn threatening, your instincts will tell you to fight, run or freeze. To avoid being trampled: Stop, think, and use lizard logic. “If your Dinosaur Brain is always screaming, ‘Fight, fight, fight’, ask yourself, ‘What do 1 win if 1 compete in this situation, and is what 1 would win important to me? Is it important enough to risk the animosity of the person I’m competing with’,” advises Bernstein. “If you are an avoided you have to set priorities and stick to them. If there is a hard way and an easy way, take the hard way. “Recognise your internal voice trying to talk you into running away. Talk back. “If you are afraid of something, force yourself to approach it. It will be scary at first but the more you practise the easier it will become. The more you say, ‘I can’t’, the more it becomes true. Look instead for what you can do within the situation and build on that.
”Rule6:Show Pain – DINOSAURS were very vocal about their pain, which served to warn the herd about danger or to summon aid, says Bernstein. Therefore it is wise to listen out for the roars of their modern counterparts. The trouble is that today’s monsters are mostly the architects of their own misery…but don’t realise it. The dinosaur never sees himself as the source of any of his troubles. Whenever something goes wrong, he has two responses – to complain or to blame other people,” says Bernstein. “When you’re surrounded by a crowd of people who are screaming, yelling and demanding some body’s head, just sit there quietly. This response is much more thought-out and creative than simply agreeing with them. “‘Whatever someone complains about, brings up a good point. This might get the complainer to s 0 and think, and it’s also a good way of covering you tail.“People who remember the situation at a later date might see you as the only one who didn’t lose his or her head. You might even be considered the leader when everyone has calmed down.
”Rule 7:Keep Cool- The world is divided into two categories for dinosaurs -good and evil, says Bernstein.“Good,of course, means people like them. Often decisions that should be made on the merits of a case are made instead on moral judgments. Trying to shift someone from their prejudices usually has the same success rate as wrestling with a tiger. All you can do is try to tame your own tendency towards unfair bias, he says. Finally, here’s how to spot the Dinosaur Brains in your office … They give themselves away by using emotional statements rather than arguing logically. If a colleague begins a conversation with any of the openers below you’ll know it’s Dinosaur time:“l want to tell you my real feelings… ““You always…”You never …“We all feel…”“Why wasn’t I consulted about…?”“How come some people are allowed to…”“I thought I was in charge…”“In the good old days…”

cruel people living in a cruel world.

Alasi20:
Nigeria which way

I keep asking myself d same question

attention seekers.
how market

TheEconomic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, yesterday, withdrew the charge it preferred against four persons alongside a former Director-General of the Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency, NIMASA, Patrick Akpobolokemibefore a Federal High Court sitting in Lagos.The persons are a Special Adviser to Executive Director of the agency, Maritime Safety and Shipping, who is the sixth accused, Governor Juan, Ugo Frederick, Timi Alari and Penniel Engineering Services Limited.Akpobolokemi and nine others were arraigned before the court on December 3, 2015, on a 30-count charge of conspiracy, fraudulent conversion of funds and money laundering before Justice Saliu Saidu.Other accused persons include an Executive Director of the agency, Maritime Safety and Shipping, Eziekiel Agaba, Ekene Nwakuche; Felix Bob-Nabena. Enisuoh, Juan, Frederick, Alari, Alkenzo Limited and Penniel Engineering Services Limited.They were alleged to have conspired to convert and launder several sums of money running into billions of naira under the guise of providing security intelligence around the maritime domain.They all pleaded not guilty to the charge and were granted bail by the court.But following the transfer of Justice Saidu to other division of the court, the case was re-assigned to Justice Ayokunle Faji.At the resumed hearing of the case, yesterday, EFCC’s counsel, Festus Afeiyodion , informed the court that the commission has amended its charge against the accused on February 22 and already served all the parties.He said that in the amended charge, EFCC withdrew charge against four persons mentioned and prayed the court to strike out their names and order fresh plea for the rest.






http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/n3-4bn-fraud-efcc-withdraws-charge-nimasa-directors-aide-3-others/

THE Association of Maritime Leaders, AML, has called on the Economic and Finacial Crimes Commission to avoid victimising a former Comptroller General of Customs, Alhaji DIko Inde, noting that a recent operation carried out in his Kaduna residence by the commission was an act of intimidation.It argued that while it was not averse to the ongoing investigation of the past Customs boss, it should not be a surprise that someone, who attained Diko’s level in the Customs, owned the cars discovered at his Kaduna home.The group in a statement yesterday by its President, Mr. Marcilinus Udeogwu, accused the EFCC of double standards,noting that the discovered vehicles mayhave been legitimately obtained nor bequeathed to the ex- Customs boss legitimately.EFCCThe statement partly reads: ‘’The fight against corruption is laudable and the concern of every Nigerian. That is why we have been supportive of the EFCC. We are committed to anything that would make Nigeria corruption free. Butto achieve that, victimization, double standards and vindictiveness should not be the cardinal principles of the EFCC. Unfortunately, we have seen the Commission exhibit this on a few occasions to the extent that Nigerians are beginning to lose confidence in the commission and its leadership.‘’A case study, is the recent invasion of the Kaduna residence of Alhaji Inde DIko, who meritoriously served this country. That the cars were discovered is not a big deal but what we find disturbing is the fact that the commission failed to realise that a man,who had occupied various sensitive position could have legitimately owned such number of vehicles. Of course, this is Africa, where the practice of goodwill is prevalent. Diko may as well have done legitimate ventures that earned him money all these years. These are salient points the commission needed to consider before embarking on its intimidating pursuit. It is the same EFCC that cleared a servingmilitary officer, who owns choice properties in Dubai that is now hounding a retired senior public servantover 17 vehicles.’’




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/stop-witch-hunting-dikko-maritime-platform-tells-efcc-2/

abeg where are these admin make them come close this thread