CONFIRMED!!!

I just called a former colleague in Gombe and she said there were 2 blasts, one yesterday and the other on Monday. The Monday blast was close to a popular restaurant known as 'Delta Kitchen', while the blast yesterday was at the centre of Gombe, known as 'Cross'. It's the intersection of the 2major roads in the city and close to the Government house. Also it is always highly populated as there is a market closeby. No confirmation of casualties yet (if any). Updates will be provided as they become available.





#Garri is not a swear word.

Ceteris paribus, as the demand for cassava in the production of diverse products increases without a corresponding increase in its supply, the price of the commodity will increase at an increasing rate, in the short term, until an optimum point is reached after which the demand will fall due to its price elasticity and availability of close substitutes (Garri)

I am sorry to say comrades, but in the short run the price of Garri will also be affected as more suppliers will prefer the high sales price at the bakery. To mitigate this, Initiate Procedure 254, Section 27 of our Survival kit (2012 Edition). However, in the long term there will be an increased demand of our product.

So keep the frying pans turning and shut in 60% of production pending the Christmas holiday.

- General Seun ShaGarri

How can I create a poll??

I think someone is about to go under the knife.

Hmmmm...this is serious

Freedom of speech is key. This is an avenue for the ruling class of Nairaland to practice the diplomatic skills they accuse the Nigerian government of lacking. These G-unit people push up viewership on this forum and have created more user id's this last month than any other period, hence pushing up the number of members (even though we know the real number is 942,102 divided by 6).

Nowhere in the world is open tyranny still fashionable.