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Afta a hrtbrk.net..amfinallylafin@fools.youall.thumbsup

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*Tinkin outta d box*

No Wee: I also believe that anybody who believes the picture is a first class MUMU. It’s just like believing Nigerian prophets and pastors who deceive people to sow unfruitful seeds.

...mtchww..

My sassy girl" got my eyes wet, I too dey emotional o...**sobbing**

Just watchd d video...wetin man pikin no go see ehn...chai!!! E get mind.....will try it on d river near my house, it shld b fun.....where dem camera men dey, I dey go o

[quote author=mkmyers45][/quote]now yhu made pple ova here think av gone crazie...I laff so tey I pay conductor 1000 forget my change,,ahn ahn..chai!!!

Oh I rememba dis one..mumsi had sent me nd ma neighbour's son †̥ buy pepper(ata rodo), trust us, we got temptd on d way nd spent d money in a game shop, unfortunately for us mumsi nd r friend strolld by nd caught us entering d shop....back home.... mumsi: where r yhu comin from? Me: nowhere ma. Mumsi: what!! I saw U̶̲̥̅̊ enterin game shop instead O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ where I sent U̶̲̥̅̊. Me: erm,.... erm.... no , we went †̥ ask for directions †̥ where they sell pepper.. Mumsi: ok, so where is the pepper? Me: we couldn't find everywhere. Mumsi: haa! Seun pepper dat they sell ryt at d bk O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ d house, oya where is my money. Seun: *checks his pocket fakingly, nd pretends nt †̥ find it.... Before he luks up, thunder lightening igbati lands on d left cheek followd by series O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ abara, ....yeeeeh!!! Am nt lying ma

vascey: Wow!

This made front page!

Screen shot taken I am gonna show my mama this one.

Bomboi: Hey mama... I made front page on nairaland. I told you one day I would make you proud.

Mama Bomboi: Really? Papa Bomboi, come and see what your son has done. He's done it again, he's made front page on nairaland.

Papa Bomboi: What!!! Woman is that why you are disturbing me? How does this affect the price of garri in the market?

Bomboi: Papaaaaa you should be proud of me o. Do you know that there are 960k+ members on nairaland and over 1 million topics? Of the one million, only about 5% get to the front page. And many people will see your my name across the world.

Papa Bomboi: Hmmm... So all the obodo oyibo people will be seeing your posting eh?That's very good my son. So what is your topic? What were you posting about sef?

Bomboi: $2.5 million brassier by... (and Bomboi goes ahead to receive the slaps of his life raining down at the rate of 10 slaps per second)

Curtain close...Back to work.

now dis got me laffing...yu no get work I swear

L̳̿ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀=ː̖́☺ö̤̣̇l̳̿.

Brb

Yupie!!! idowu is around...bring yur 5'9 bodi ova hia lemme yhu knw.....*winks* lemme measure U̶̲̥̅̊ with my erm.....erm....erm...

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atbu1983: I am a short guy 5ft3"(163cm). I used to feel bad about it, until I developed a very good self confidence. I have dated several women all of them taller than. My babe in those days in the university was the most beautiful girl in her class with height 5ft11"(179cm). She fell for me because I am a confident dude who is very bold to say anytin I feel like saying. 4get what a girls says. Most tall ladies I have dated always show lack of interest at first, but by the time I start yarnings them go they trip. Most of my female colleagues always flock around me even wen there are more handsome cute dude among us. Some even think I used jazz. I don't used any jazz. I am blessed with oratory and controversial gist. Women get attracted to my gist. The truth of the matter is that we all love good tins. Height,riches,intelligent,fame, power, good looks etc. U can be handsome but boring. Ugly like me but entertaining and intelligent. Evry good quality is a charm. A girl can tell u today God forbid that he will date a short man like u. But if a game man, few days later she will tell u she was naïve wen she said it. Another tin, u can be tall with small dlck. But short with big dlck. If u are a short guy with big stick, try to let d lady know as fast as possible. Most(more than 90percent) of ladies value big long stick more than height.

5:3, nt possible

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Paulaok4: Well I am 5:1 and my guy is 6:3. The height was something we had to overcome. People still keep telling him we will have short children. I know it worries him some times too.

5:1 bawooo,, dahs nt possible, I reject it for yhu, ahn ahn....mi o like e o,,, **sobbing** aye le....

Idowuogbo: u no sabi kiss b dat o!!

loool,

Idowuogbo: my pata gets wet.

Id haaaaaa!!!!I didn't feel anything wet oo...*lips seald*

Idowuogbo: seun!!! wassup! long time o... sho wa pa

mo gentle o iya mi, bn doin more O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ viewing dan posting..mayb na U̶̲̥̅̊ sef I go call

Idowuogbo: i'll call my babalawo to try another restoration concoction for me.

laff don tear mai trousers.......... As for me I will call my momma/gf at once, bt U̶̲̥̅̊ knw what I ll hear..""Your account is too low for d destination U̶̲̥̅̊ r trying †̥ call, pls load an all in one recharge card" MTN....abeg mk I go buy recharge card down..hehehe

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Hav bn happy wen single nd likewise wen dating,, d hapiness O̶̷̩̥̊͡ƒ d latter is greater dan d former...

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Love, popularity, money

Shollypopz: Do not insult 3 yr old babies....

They are way smarter than that p*ussy of a man!

chai!!!! I can't tk dat for my neighbor's dog's chicken..hmm issokae

Hmmmmmm...here is making maximum sense!!!! Can't wait †̥... U̶̲̥̅̊ knw***winks***

[quote author=Maria-G]Was patient enough to read through....still no show. This african time is taking too long.
D-explorer, I dey hail o......
Seuntola, you are really an asset...[/quote]tnx o jare,,, **feelin fly as he crosses ova †̥ d nxt street**

Idowuogbo:
ROFTLMAOOO!!!!
Seun!!! Dat was K-O!!!

***kips laffin**nd says.."Dat was only""K"", waiting for d perusive bragrat †̥ com bk for "O"***winks nd continues walkin**