Ah Good old days.

Pretending to have headache so as to avoid going to school and because i believed that a sick person would find it difficult to eat, I would refuse to eat but my mum would beg and force me to eat, i go dey chop the food small small till i finish am and then hide the pill she gave me under my tongue or in the sofa, the headache usually disappears after first period at school, by that time she no go say make i go school again that day.

Sneaking to watch movie with the volume at 0 in the mid night, na picture we go just dey look till we tire, kai small children sense grin

I sabi dodge church well well when i small, i always found a way to make sure i don't go, sometimes it worked and most times my mum would rather die than let me stay at home no matter how hard i tried.

My dad is a very strict man, "i mean he doesn't take nonsense frm anyone" he forbids us to speak pidgin English and to say "god punish you" One day after a fight wit my elder sister my dad came back home and got d news frm our youngest sista his "best child" he called I and my Sister as we were explaining wat led us to fighting we both mistakenly spoke pidgin English and dat doubled our punishment, my dad angrily went to get a very long cain as we ran into our room to double our skirt and my polo so dat even if he gives us 24lashes tongue**no shaking** but one day he caught us and changed our punishment to pick pin..only dose who served dis punishment knows how painful it is!
and more like pretending to have stomach ache to skip school and many more i can't remember.

anytime a visitor give us money, all f us usually have a save-(kolo), which we normally put d money,i form dis habit of not completely putting d money in, so anytime i feel like buying junks i will just pull d money up and spend without anybody knowing and these money are usually used to buy extra thing 4 us during xmas period, so when it was a day b4 mum would demand d "kolo", i broke mine intentionally and pretended not knowing anything has happened,so d D-day, when we were all asked to bring our "kolo" i came back screaming dt d kolo had been broken by smbody else and d monies taken away, my mum beat all my siblings exept me with d notion dt they will confess. She didnt beat me because of dis adage "eni to nwa nkan nikan lara e mo"meaning its not possible 4 someone to steal his own thing, d4, i was exonerated, till today, dt was how d whole issue died.

pasqal88: A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who wia illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.

To me what I did was not just a trick but a crime. As a secondary school boy consumed by the urge to drive before my time, I (alongside my cousin) attempted to drive one of our cars after popsy had gone out. We didn't pass the gate and the front (right hand side)of the car had been bashed already. Choiiiii. To make matters worse, it wasn't upto 2weeks before this time that the car was repainted after an initial accident. Hmmmmm.
Telling 'Papa' wasnt an option.....it was equal to suicide. Fixing the car was a better idea in our sight and believe it or not, we did. The way money appeared was miraculous. I just knw we coughed out the money...with offerings from our neighbor dat initially opened the gate n concerned friends in d hood. As God would have it, my parents went for evening church service giving us enough time to complete or mischief. More importantly, the fact that car paint was new was a blessing cos by the time we were through, the difference wasn't obvious. Incidentally, the panel-beater/painter we got was d same guy that had worked on the car 2 weeks earlier. Of course, we had him to thank for his maximum cooperation.
Till today, this deed is stil unknown....or so I think. My dad in blessed memory must have found out when he transcended to the realm where nothing is hidden.
God bless his Soul.

acidosis™:

you just lied

bolakale30: I once lied that I was being forced into homosexuality in order to make my parents take me away 4rm a boarding house in Abeokuta, If you know Baptist Boys High School, u will no sey boys dey suffer 4 hostel, the food was only fit 4 prisoners, and the seniors' bullying is a story for another day. They changed me pah pah pah... Without doubting me. It was one hell of a lie that I enjoyed

Foxybone: ;DI can't remember all the lies I told but I sure can remember this one.

I had met a complete stranger on the road who had asked me for my name and if y'all could remember, those days in Kano state, you don't give people your name for fear of ritual. I did not, I gave him another name, which he accepted happily. I was on my way to mama's shop when it happened.

Lo and behold, I returned home and met the same man in my house, he was an uncle and since then, he had always called me the name I gave to him with an acronym attached to it... "Lie Lie Foxy".... I was always ashamed each time he comes visiting but I am now a big boy, should he call me that again, I will tell him my church mind....

Sisi_Kill: Me - ^{*Crying like crazy at the injustice*}It wasn't me! I didn't hit his face with the can, it was his face that hit the can in my hand. It was his fault!

Dad - Huh??!

d person wey u claim say na him use him head hit the can na footballer him be

Odunnu:
Hahahahahahaha, I can relate with this one very well.

Saintsquare: BBHS na rugged skool o,NULLI SECONDUS

Foxybone:

Are you also from Kano?

Odunnu:
Yes o.

Ujujoan:

His parents must have been illiterates!

valicious1: I rememba dose days in govt. College owerri 1997 one teacher we nicknamed isimbe(tortoise head) was givin us wahala in school so I & my friends (5 of us) planned to beat him up on his way home. On the fateful day, as the man was going home through a pathway we all jumped out from the bush with our faces all covered about to pounce on isimbe, as d man take see me call my name na wetin I neva understand uptill dis moment. I left my other gang & ran like hell with others following 4rm behind. For 4days I avoided school. On the 5th day na wen my oldman rememba say I neva go school since.
Popsi: y u node go skul again?
Me: we re on strike
Popsi: since when? Other state schools de go skul why only una come dey strike?
Me: na internal strike sir
Popsi: who declare d strike?
Me: teachers
Popsi: against wetin?

Me: against principal
Popsi: wetin principal do
Me: im no wan pay dem salary
Popsi: anuofia! Na principal de pay salary abi government?
Me: govt. Pay but our principal chop am
Popsi: de dia de mumu ursef, u & ur useless friends wan go beat teacher abi. De don gv u suspension & I go make sure say u dey 3years 4 house b4 I give u moni 4 WAEC. Ewu
Me: jesus! Who come tell u!

salam001: I AV NEVER LIED IN MY WHOLE LIFE