₦airaland Forum

funnynation:
ha!

I like your moniker 'funny-nation', This country is indeed funny, A country where pipelines are more important than humans, A country where oil is more sacred than blood.

I really pity Benue people. Sorry folks, The president doesn't care about you, His Libyan army is free to kill at will, and when you protest for your right of protection from the federal government, He'll send his blood-thirsty Nigerian Army to massacre you.

The best to do: DEFEND YOURSELVES.

Many of them do. They're just pretending.

Love Machine:
There can never be two aisha buhari.

Exactly.

What Lamorde is doing is 'damage control'. If the Aisha Buhari involved is not the dullard's wife, Then who is she

There is no smoke without fire. Buhari and his wife are the most 'kworupt' couple hiding under the facade of frugality and anti-corruption.

OnankpaBa:
Saraki again?

Yes, Saraki remains OUR Senate president, He may be a criminal, (though we know the CCT charade is a witch-hunt) but let him stay there. Buhari who's a bigger criminal is still the president, Heaven don fall??... The both of them are even in the party of "saints".

Don't you know mumu Hari is a saintly thief??

I vote MIMZY

Cc: NLjega

latinoKingdom:
can't you just show little respect
1. He is your president
2. He is old enough to be your father, if not grand father
Don't be so disrespectful, moreover you voted for him

Buhari is a certified dullard na... He's also an illiterate.

tomakint:
Why not I concur, but let this first monkey (Saraki) be shot down first.

Truth of the matter is, nothing will happen to the both of them.

tomakint:
This is the crux of the matter, succinctly put! I concur with this. Saraki deserves to be shot dead for this.

Buhari should also be hanged for not presenting his certificate. What is good for Saraki is good for Buhari.

omenka:
You know I could simply summon your worst nightmare- want me to??

Well, I will!!

Cc: KahlDrogo!!


Bye.

KahlDrogo that was banned for following me around?... He'll be banned again, He can't be a nightmare to an ant. You are KahlDrogo, stop lying.

BlackSeptember:
omenka dey type english for me wey be Ugandan

He's a Libyan na, What did you expect??... They all behave like Gaddafi.

BlackSeptember:
e pain am again ooooooo

No be small painment omenka dey pass through this early morning o

omenka:
Common trait among Lost Children of El Chapo is that they don't mind sniffing after Omenka's butt all day on Nairaland. Check my timeline to know who I'm referring to.

Another thing is, they are hardly novel- very handicapped intellectually- so when they squeal, it is either they are borrowing lines/words from one's signature or one's comments.

Can't blame them though- red dust has a way of compromising one's brain cells.

RUBBISH trash, Abeg dash me likes if you feel the above comment is balderdash that doesn't make an iota of sense.

Mtcheeww

EgunMogaji:
When we are talking about animals with horns, ordinary snail like your N210.67 kobo account is not who they are talking about.

Are you an illiterate?... Why adding Naira to a kobo account?... You must be one.

Buharinomics - The worst form of economic policy in the whole wide world.

Rule 1: Don't expect much from a dullard.

Buhari is an economic terrorist. #fact

But I thought our presidiotic dullard was ignoring Fayose?, He hates criticism, but he can't escape from it, Let him get ready to freeze millions of Nigerians account.

Certificateless dullard.

doublewisdom:
Wetin happen?

I go exile.

SLIDEwaxie:
PDP supporters, after Edo State's election
..

Funny pictures

BlackSeptember:
u don come back again . There will be war dis week on Nairaland

SLIDEwaxie:
e concern u? Edo state is one of the States that didn't owe her workers. Which state be ur own make we knw whether na youthfulness or finesse dem dey take do am?

My state is owing workers, thanks to the APC governor.

Chai

This is not news abeg. We know already. Next!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3864223_img20160223135630_jpegca86d3e276cedeb80319c010b67440dc

cherryice:
Just modify and add it jeez ..okay, plss

I'm sorry, I thought I would be breaking an electoral rule by doing so. Anyways, I'll do it now.

IamLEGEND1:

if u could just add the "cc Nljega" thing to the comment.

No need for that bro, I've already casted my vote. Thanks.

Thank goodness I came right on time from my unjust ban to vote my Mimzy.

Cc: NLjega

I vote MIMZY

cc: NLjega

sixtus3606:
Nna...bro, anyhow e be; nigga's just tryna contain social media madness


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Well done

Don't mind EbukaFran He thinks calling Patience (who's no more in power) names will get to people, The sweetest is insulting those still in power. Let him learn to take it in good faith. And next time, don't be deceived by names of moniker, the guy has plenty accounts of Igbo names.

Gloria3389:
confirmed!!! ..pple insults pple but no sensible adult with kids will say all the trash u saying. ..thats way too much...
u saying her wickedness blocked her womb is way too much. .
are you a righteous fellow? ?
wait for your own wickedness too to do something terrible in your life. ..

pot calling kettle black

EbukaFran is angry that we are calling his president names. Sorry Mr. Learn to live with it. He's the Presidiot for three years more or six.

EbukaFran:
I am IGBO but not an IPOB like you

You grew up in the north where they housed you and your family, yet you hate them so much

Typical IPOB

They call Buhari burukutu sipping dullard but they get all worked up when I say that patience Jonathan is a fat ugly shapeless barren childless corrupt hippopotamus

Lolzzz

I wish I read this. I don't have time for you, should I tell you my name so that you'll create another moniker with it?... Igbo-wannabe.

Sure-p and youwin were all successful. And many Nigerians benefited from it. Only brainwashed zombies will disagree.