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SkyBound:
Buhari and his body Language mechanics

We told them that he's an economic assassin, but they claimed his integrity will block loopholes.

We told them that he's corrupt just like his fellow croonies, but they claimed he never stole a dime.

We told them he's old, dull and slow, but they said they preferred a dullàrd that created Western Germany and President Mitchell's to a PhD holder that transformed the Agricultural sector of the economy.

We told them he doesn't have the moral standard, will and the technological knowhow to tackle corruption, but they claimed even witch hunting is fighting corruption.

We told them he's full of lies and deceit, but they hoped on the mirage NGN5,000 salary for the jobless and one meal pa day for their kids.

We told them that since he knew nothing about fuel subsidy, then he knows nothing about the petroleum industry/sector of the Nigerian economy but they claimed he'll stabilize world oil price and reduce PMS price to NGN40 per litre.

We told them he has no respect for the rule of law, but they claimed the judiciary was corrupt.

We told them he is not as humble as he looks but they said he had only NGN1million and 150 cows.

We told them that he's too old to govern, they claimed our youths are wasted generations.

We told them he doesn't have a certificate, they said he can use his NEPA bill.

We told them he's vindictive, but they said as far as they are concerned, he can employ all his family members, relatives and well wishers into his cabinet, even if they have no formal education, as long as they deliver.

We told them he's an enemy of democracy, they claimed they prefer his autocracy to the Nigerian Democracy.

We told them he's not humble but only a pretender, they said he'll sell off the presidential jets in order to cut cost of governance.

We told them he doesn't care about the Nigerian citizens, but they claimed he belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody, even though his appointments were mainly for the north, he embarks on fruitless journeys and speaks only to BBC Hausa.

We told them he supported Boko Haram, they told us that even if they found him in a meeting with Shekau and co, that wouldn't stop them from voting him.

We asked for any tangible thing he's done for the country after staying away from government for so long, they claimed it didn't matter..

Finally, we told them he's a scam, but they shouted Sai Baba! grin cheesy

Behold Nigerians, here is your much desired change

SAI BUHARI INDEED.... VERY SOON, NIGERIANS WILL TURN IT TO DIE BUHARI

Plagiarism alert

Make francizy catch you, you know say na him get that epistle ba?

searching4l0ve:
Ogun loma gbe mi iyalaya e. son of a biitch

I said it.
You'll do it. Son of a rabid dog. Mu²

Sold for 250 thanks to 'body language'.

Some change chanters around here even parked their cars for days now, I'm always laughing at them.

searching4l0ve:
go and die. i dont engage bastards

I also don't engage animals, especially goats.
Goats stink...
Oya start typing in your language

PassingShot:
Though the lunatic display of a mad man is amusing to the sane onlookers, none of them ever wish to have his like for a child.

Your display on this forum is even worse than that of a mad man.

Dolt, you shall therefore be ignored for as long as necessary.

Passingshot the paid sycophantic zombie.

What I wrote up there, Is it true or false??

Is that not your modus operandi?... Mumu, A bomb blast just rocked a town in the dull'ard's state, Go and drop your comment blaming "the last administration" while exonerating the dull'ard and the demonic religion of piss.

... And take note Mr. Passingshiiit, YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME.

Xhaka:
Some fools will still tell you muslim are terrorist

.. Before who are they... They are terrorists joor.

searching4l0ve:
fool

Goat

omenka:
I will ignore you so hard you'd doubt even your own existence.

#Apologies to QuotaSystem.

Hahahaha

A slave can't ignore a freeborn for too long.

I will torment your moniker, you'll wish you're dead.

Chosen1984:
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

Hehehehehehehehehehe
They are already experiencing it.

juicee1:
what is this land grabber and oyel thief from biafra saying?

Eiyaa... You see your life?, the guy you quoted is from Taraba state.

Na Igbo go kill you.

AceRoyal:
Na now u know!
No more GEJ to blame,reality is begining to hit u hard Abi,Lolzzz.
it's always so easy to criticize from the outside and make grand promises when not in power,but when reality bites...........

No GEJ to blame??... Modath aKa modaft and slavish omenka together with sycophantic PassingShot are still blaming GEJ. Watch out for these three minions.

"wailers are still wailing, You will wail till 2019" - Beremx is that not so??

"These tweets were posted by IPOD youths, thunder fire all of them" - omenka

"all these tweets are from Yeebhoes" - IlekeHD

"The corruption of the Jonathan led government was catastrophic, Baba is still blocking loop holes and cleaning the system, aallah bless my president" - PassingShot

Nice one zombies!!!

OrlandoOwoh:
Severe Anus Shape, you've uptil 2019 to wail over the defeat Jonathan suffered in the hand of Buhari.

Eiyaa

This is the weakest defence you zombies always come up with, including PassingShot the paid sycophant. Elections are over, Bros this is more than six months.

I know you're just pained that we're calling that idiotic president his befitting name.

You have till 2019 or even 2023 to endure it.

We won't relent because P0ohari is a dull'ard.

Live with that zombie.

anonimi:
Stop your campaign to MISINFORM your fellow Nigerians, will you
The INITIAL price hike was due to DEREGULATION of the downstream fuel sector coupled with fuel subsidy removal endorsed by the 36 state governors!
Thankfully there is the Internet.


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Educating zombie OrlandoOwoh is a waste of time.

OrlandoOwoh:
Olodo, what did the removal of subsidy lead to, stability or increament in pump price?

Fool, why does your dull'ard president want to do the same??...

Tallesty1:
Fuel price you said?

How long did it last?

The price was high but fuel was available.

But now, the price twice high and fuel is scarce.

BTW don't you think it is silly to continue digging up errors in the past administration just to cover up the silliness and cluelesness of the present administration?

Do you think the present administration would be voted in if the performance of the past administration was ok?

It wasn't as the heart wished so Nigerians voted them out.

That was their punishment.

It is a dead, closed and buried case.

Thanks for taking your time to educate a deluded zombie. Sense them no get.

... And B00HARI once said that there's nothing like subsidy.

OrlandoOwoh:
You think we have short memory like you? Nigerians that travelled for Christmas in December 2011 found it difficult to return to their bases in January 2012 because of the hike in fuel price. Jonathan was the President.

Trash coming from a deluded zombie.

Fuel price was not hiked, subsidy was removed. The subsidy that poo-hari is saying doesn't exist, the subsidy that B00HARI wants to remove now.

Mumu.

DropShot:
I can't help your foolishness and stupidity.

Hehehehehehehehehehe
PassingShot the second
You can't hide under another account for too long.

DropShot:
Yeah, I can tell you got no nemesis but you keep barking his moniker like a rabid dog that you are despite that he has largely ignored you. Compound fool you are. Abeg swerve joor!
You wont get any further reply from me. Omo ale.

Fool. You are PassingShot!!!... You're a buharistic scum.

Paid sycophantic zombie!... You think I don't know you??

This is your useless Parody account you use to say more trashy trash.

Almajiri...

Mtcheeww... Wetin concern me sef?

DropShot:
You're a sadist. Pure and simple. I don't do deranged fellows. I suppose that Passingshot is your nemesis on this forum.

You're a zombie. PassingShot is a zombie-esque fellow too. I have no nemesis in this life. My only nemesis is death.

Airtel gave me #10,000 and 250mb when I did mine. But I didn't use up to 25% of it.

kodded:
baba dulllardinhö go fire you oh! :X





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Hahaha... I ready for the dull'ard. His body odour can't defeat me.

DropShot:
Of course not happy. But calling your president a dullard is a sign of bitterness and frustration you lost election.

Eiyaa... PassingShot the second

So you're not happy that we're calling B00HARI his befitting name?... Brace up zombie. More on the way, It's not bitterness or frustration, IT'S JUST THE FACT.

B00HARI IS A DULL'ARD.
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-call-buhari-a-dullard.png

Cc: kodded

DONSMITH123:
you get work so?

No, I no get work.
Oya come employ me for your company.

DONSMITH123:
yea, he's trying but Baba is unpredictable

Bros you and the person you quoted are the same.

francizy:
You may think/feel you are normal not until you:

Start shouting unnecessarily,
Scratch your hairs/head,
Attack people,
Run here and there,
Go nakèd,
Enter the highway or market place.. - SeverusSnape, 2015...

E don turn to madness be that o.

Truckpusher:


My brother laugh wan kill me here.

To share a country with regions that gives out nothing and is not willing to accept any logical change is something you'll never wish for any people.
What you're seeing here is 50 yrs of Northern and South west blind policy of subjugation and greed with a lazy mentality of being over dependent on oil they do not have and can't even manage even as Nigeria belongs to them.
Let us face the music - This is just Osadebe by the time we get to the reggae it would be nasty.
Don't listen to those shouting 16 yrs of PDP as if the structure of the country itself isn't a thing that calls for a major concern.
Let's practice true federalism and let each region develop at their own pace but they said we must die first before we get it.
We won't die - They are already going down economically, and of course we all are on board.

You couldn't have said it better boss. The scales are already falling off the eyes of those "change" chanting Almajiris.

I hardly see their comments these days.

permsec:
Broda, you've not said anything here.

My question is why should a dollar equate to #241 during our sai Baba's tenure.

Was Nigeria created 16 years ago? Why cant you guys move beyond this "16 years ago" brouhaha and give Nigerians the good governance as promised.

Obj never blamed the military era when he took over.

Yar Adua never blamed Obj when the mantle was passed to him.

Gej followed suit.

Come up with something else BETTER biko.

cc severus-snape
Fire fire
Tonye barcanista
MizM-yColi
Truck-pusher
Biafran-queen.

My brother forget about that zombie. Fela had his kind in mind when he sang that zombie song.

Naughtysite:
Buhari will probe you..

Hahahaha... Let the dull'ard do his worst o

let him go and probe egift the data fraudster.

"... While everyone were jumping up and down that they got a new president, I looked at my bank account, and it didn't change ". - Naughtysite, 2015.