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ayde:
Go girl! Sexyleamon, one thing you forgot to add is that "A man's brain interprete things the other way round, while the dog gets the message on time".

Why are you guys so sensitive to this topic? Please get a grip. That is why men are so slow in learning. I could'nt help but laugh while reading through the replies from the men folk. The post is not saying Sexyleamon sleeps with dogs, as you most probably know; but to teach you guys how to be better boyfriends, partners and what have you. Get the message in the post! [b][/b]

at least some people here understand _{geezzz nairaland is full of crazy people oh}

nairaland love story in the making

Oluschenco:
whether they cry or not, its their business, do u want to be one?

no body knows their path maybe I may be one

Shah Rukh Khan

Bedfordshire University of UK awarded a doctorate to Bollywood baadshah Shah Rukh Khan for his valuable contribution to the field of arts and culture. SRK is in a mood of joy as well as of pain because his operated shoulder still hurts.

Shah Rukh said, “The honour brought me a lot of joy.”

The witty SRK later added, “Somehow it makes me feel slightly older when someone calls me Dr Shah Rukh Khan.”

Talking about his experience at the honourary ceremony, SRK said, “Wearing that square cap with tassels tilted to the left, brought images of the heroes of the 70’s; it was an oft-repeated thing in films those days. I didn’t know whether etiquette required me to take Aryan and Suhana along for the convocation ceremony. So I left the children behind.”

Gauri was accompanying him at the function, but SRK missed his parents. “I sincerely hope my parents could have watched this… and I hope that it was a proud moment for them wherever they are,” said the emotional king Khan.

By the time Shah Rukh was also talking about his hurting shoulder that how he completed a song sequence for Dulha Mil Gaya in which he is doing a cameo role and stressed his shoulder. However the actor is in continuous touch with his doctor in Mumbai who explained that the chronic pain is part of the rehabilitation, so he is allowed to do his daily work.

“My shoulder makes strange clicking sounds,” said Shah Rukh.

“However, I’ve been asked to open doors, lift small objects and keep giving it small doses of regular exercise,” he added.

But the only regret Shah Rukh has that his forthcoming films - Farhan Akhtar’s Don-2, Farah Khan’s Happy New Year and Anubhav Sinha’s Ra 1 will start shooting late by 3-4 months.

Gaggi:
@Nikky23
You're a fool if u can't differentiate gaggi and gaggi. Don't u know a dot makes all the difference?
BTW who the mess are you that i will take interest in and post ur pix, i ain't that petty. I saw ur silly topic that is why i decided to clear the air.
I repeat it is not me, i am gaggi and not the one with a dot.

I almost believe u but after seeing this

yes we want the list

please am too sleepy to argue

witches in the house someone need help here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-44159.0.html

@poster I agree u are the finest

Jackson burn video emerges
Never before seen footage shows the accident that set Michael Jackson's hair on fire during the taping of a commercial.

http://au.yahoo.com/?fr=fptb-msgr

I hope you wasn't asking me

hilli666:
We are in Nigeria, we don't vote. We either rig elections or take power by force. None of which you can do here. My advice to you is "Sharrap ya mouth" Before I turn u to bonga fish.

this is getting serious

are u still with romade?

biola44:
shouldnt dis be in d joke section, i love NL

good one man funny

savanaha:
Western food is mostly taesteless. From the tasteless Mashed potatoes and gravy for teethless people to the unseasoned turkey that is dry. . . but I make my own combo to manage.

finally someone that agrees with me

how many id will u create?

romade:
make una both take biscuits & waka go

we are no kid

Ben20001:
u dey fear? Chi-baby cannot even kill a dead rat.

damn

hey am sorry am only joking