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ah this is getting interesting

talking to me or the lady above?

I apology for not speaking when I walk in am sorry

sholabanke:
abeg wetin happen for house since when i don comot?
why is everything scatter all around the house?
and where is everybody?
who are the owner of th4 little kids on the bed?

IS THAT U?

you must be really special

v3nom4eva:
rotf lmyo. . .*runs off to the toilet & farts loudly*

loolzzzzz

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MRbrownJAY:
i mean come on guyz, she posted this thread as a funny comparison, "joke". this is just fun and everything that is written in her list (or mine) shouldnt be taken seriously.

not everyone is intelligent like you bro

now that is some really good acting

mamlaka:
What I meant is that, sex takes a different dimension to a woman. Intercourse is just it's climax. You must call her while at work, there must be a pre-intimacy before intercourse etc. They are not turned on easily like men. A man can be turned on by seeing, but a woman is turned on by touching and nice words. For a woman it's a process.

that is really true

[quote author=Gaggi. link=topic=295570.msg4186101#msg4186101 date=1247588291][b]Well you all will proberly be surprise to hear this from me Gaggi. the truth is that am a schizophrenic. so i create multiple identities for my self. there is gaggi the bad one that insults people and there is gaggi d good one,gaggi d baby,gaggi d fool,gaggi d slowpoke and etc. anyway this is d good gaggi saying am sorry for all the insults i av uttered here. especially to patwizkid and tpia whom i was always jealous of because i want to be a girl too. so i can be used by guys always especially by motor park guys. i always stand in the mirror and hide my d**k behind my laps to look like a girl. my dad is blind and my mum is a retard so i couldnt go to college that why i cant afford internet 24hrs a day so insult those whose can.pls NL girls forgive me. but now i suck d**k's for a living for three naira i suck one privates but for five naira i can suck two. but if u need a hole my wife have two good ones including mine three. pls we need customers ooo or hunger go kill us. i will stop here but for those of you who dont know me i attached a picture of me and my lovely wifey. if i insult u na again no say my schizophrenia is back[/b][color=#990000][/color][/quote]ROFLMAO my stomach this is the funniest post on nairaland i KNEW THE POSTER HAD A PROBLEM

UgoChick:
Hi pls any doctors in d house? D situatn is dat my guy came inside me,

lmao

100%

biola for sure if AM WRONG YOU CAN SLAP ME

curiosity kill quicker than rat poison

but no one pick the poor chap

would you mind helping?

shout out to GD well said bro

I pick mykali

why am are not laughing?

she's mama gee na

too bad

sesman or biola

@ mr jay thanks for the answer