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RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 6:52am On Jul 14, 2009
lol am glad to have annoy a lot of people

ashaby:
@sexy
no mind them jare! truth is bitter
kiss
and so the insults gets redirected
thanks babe

Kelvinj:
@swtpie23
am pleadn 4 her pls, cant u c she nt postn anymore? Probably cryn by nw(nt 100% sure oo.)@ashaby
if u tink ur in d joke section, guez u 4got u specs/glasses. So i suggest u get 1 nd re-look.
thanks for talking my back but I don't cry over online shit. when I login nairaland, am in nairaland when I log off am in the real world. let these people talk let them say whatever they like.
Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(op): 9:29am On Jul 13, 2009
please God spread happiness every where I go


you have to go hungry for two days
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 9:23am On Jul 13, 2009
only very few are like u
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 9:02am On Jul 13, 2009
v3nom4eva:
@sexy na free world dearie!!
good you know that
Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by sexyLeamon(op): 8:57am On Jul 13, 2009
thank God for that

you have to act as a gay guy in a film
Jokes EtcRe: Extremely Bad Jokes Are Hilarious^ Don't Be Afraid To Post Yours Here by sexyLeamon(op): 8:43am On Jul 13, 2009
please do
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 8:40am On Jul 13, 2009
v3nom4eva:
@Sexy. . .

I guess you've got tattoos on ur eyeballs and lipsrsealed for a brain if you can't figure out what i said earlier!!! lmyo
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 8:27am On Jul 13, 2009
Hollysmile:
Wit all diz ur 'Kpoki' grammar?
U just told us what u do in ur privacy. Gbam! grin
that is simple english for slow learner like u. believe whatever you want to dude. grin
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 8:22am On Jul 13, 2009
v3nom4eva:
INFL @ topic. .

SexyLeamon. . .you been going on N on aboue dawgs dis,dawgs that on NL. . .you've got us finking NOW u gotta "dawg" for a bf or man!!!
please speak in language I will understand. I don't get a thing.

Hollysmile:
Who wire us? U smoke sh**T dis morning? grin grin grin
I do not even touch a ciga.
FoodRe: Is It Only Me? I Don't Find Western Food Tasty by sexyLeamon(op): 8:17am On Jul 13, 2009
I know you can eat any thing eatable lol
Jokes EtcRe: ~Riddle: I Always Sleep With Something In Between My Thighs What Is It . . . ?~ by sexyLeamon(f): 8:16am On Jul 13, 2009
@poster what if u get you know
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 8:05am On Jul 13, 2009
Hollysmile:
huhC'mon SexyPuppy angry, must u tell the whole world u sleep wif DOGS? U a dog (animal) banger dozn't make all gals same.
U nat de 1st; PORN stars do it! So keep ur 'animalism' grin cheesy to urself embarassed. W.T.H!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys [color=#770077]Didn't Kill Me[/color]>

Now u say we shouldn't kill u, huh? Thank Jah u know how crazy ur sexual life wif animals is! I feel so much pity for u! cry cry cry
ROFLMAO funniest thing of the year grin grin grin grin clap for ya self for making me laugh so much. now let me clarify things for you, I guess your brain is quite slow in taking things in. I do not sleep with animals what so ever but if you think so who care that doesn't make me one anyway. the intention of my post well most women say men are dog, but dogs are too faithful, and loyal.
RomanceRe: Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 7:55am On Jul 13, 2009
xynerio:
Yeye girl, is like u have been practicing bestiality. If all the quality a dog has will make u happy why not date even marry ur dog. Or u are tellin us so we can act like dogs. We u allow ur bf to Bleep in public? Nonsense, abeg go play 4 shit.
am sorry if you are hurt grin but the true is that you men are wired. expressing affection in public does not mean bleeping idiot
RomanceRe: The Crazy Ex Thread by sexyLeamon(op): 7:39am On Jul 13, 2009
sweetpie23:
who the hell are you to tell me that.
a very sensible human unlike you

sweetpie23:
am talking well
point of correction you are talking gabbish

sweetpie23:
go to hell stupid girl
if that is ur own way of complimenting me, then I don't like it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A New Nairalander by sexyLeamon(f): 7:36am On Jul 13, 2009
welcome
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funniest Threads And Posts On Nairaland? by sexyLeamon(f): 7:28am On Jul 13, 2009
CrimeRe: I Was Raped By 5 Gurl by sexyLeamon(f): 7:25am On Jul 13, 2009
lobinoxebe:
i dont want to share the story here, just advice me,

they re like 5 gurls, They gave me Alomo bitters mixed with power horse before we started, I nealy died,


I have never seen this type of thin before ooooo
dead funny grin
RomanceRe: Nairaland Talk Show: What Do You Think by sexyLeamon(f): 7:23am On Jul 13, 2009
so what happend to the talk show? grin
FoodRe: Is It Only Me? I Don't Find Western Food Tasty by sexyLeamon(op): 7:19am On Jul 13, 2009
[quote author=*Shentz* link=topic=295542.msg4175605#msg4175605 date=1247429167]I love western food. I actually i love all types of food. Can't get enough of them

African food on the hand, im beginning to get put off especially as some people cannot cook properly. Just love my mum's cooking really[/quote]then keep eating ur mom food

SeanT21:
I do.
you do? shocked
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by sexyLeamon(f): 7:14am On Jul 13, 2009
laugh
RomanceWhy Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys Didn't Kill Me> by sexyLeamon(op): 7:11am On Jul 13, 2009
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

dogs are faithful.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Kiss! Bleep! Hug! Or Pass!◄╝ by sexyLeamon(f): 6:13am On Jul 13, 2009
run

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