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[quote author=x-real link=topic=39188.msg868694#msg868694 date=1170771383]1.The nice men are ugly.

2.The handsome men are not nice.

3.The handsome and nice men are gay.

4.The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6.The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
ladies are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after ladies money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think ladies are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think ladies are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in
ladies when they(ladies) take the initiative. ??[/quote]okay you have already answer it

michelin89:
I am so used to babying and sweethearting everyone that those words look so lame to me. Besides they are used by everybody which deprives them of their worth.

please explain foward I don't understand

michelin89:
When I try to be sweet I feel that's not me. But my boyfriends says it's important to him and according to my friend it's a way of showing I cherish him.

I am so sad!  

my dear, everyone need change at some point in life. you should always try to improve your good, and change your bad.

Oge Okoye any time

My Boyfriend, My Friend And Even My Father Say I Am Not Sweet

hmmm that mean you real are not sweet well that's your personality, but then you can improve it.
for example, your tone, your vocabulary, your choice of words, are they appropriate? Can you make your voice sound inviting and attractive? Small additions and changes will surely make a difference.

KarmaMod:
don't open the door abi?

or turn off all the lights

lol that is a bit mean

nelsonjay:
unless the support of nairaland can made me love again

okay you have my support would you love again?

Nkem Owoh is the funniest comdian alive in nigeria

Why Are Nairalanders So Abusive?

this is a public forum there are many different characters here

I know, I know, you've heard this puppy
before.

which puppy

ogazi007:
there is notin wrong in looking.

I didn't say there is any thing wrong in looking, but looking certain places is not right

just write what you want to say and sent it lol what a funny topic

what brought me here

When Your Spouse Starts Getting Fat: what should you do?
direct him/her to the gym and give your full support

I hope am not in for sex education

[quote author=D.baby link=topic=1169.msg3118445#msg3118445 date=1227280335]The pot where u put the honey that u just extracted. [/quote]I don't understand  

MrCrackles:
Honey pot in the thing you have in between your legs i guess

much understood what a funny name

what is honey pot?

eat sensibly and exercise regularly that's all to it

she's beautiful, but she's not the most beautiful

Ben20001:
It lies on her breast

sistawoman:
So if i show you mine you can tell me how beautiful I am?

lol

How To "practice" Approaching Women

na wah for you here are some tips
1 walk up to her
2 smile
3 introduce yourself [hi am bla bla bla]
4 good manners. do not go looking straight into her cleavage
5 be confident

What is Real Beauty in a Woman?

real beauty of a woman lies in her character

PHEMOUR I think he's always in the education section anyway

Is It Ok To Take Your Wife To A Strip Club?

depends on the kind of woman

whatever90:
is it d same girl that urinates on d bed?

lol was just about to ask the same thing

avoid her

gabrywyl:
Which part?

this
No qualms naa. He is just upset just cause I go use his head to bath my pet buffalo