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[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=314173.msg4418432#msg4418432 date=1251201821]sexy!!!! u too dey believe fake things sha [/quote]am confuse sef

v3nom4eva:
@mysexybutt
where in God's planet (NL) have u been?

lol i have been here how are you doing?

who studio * *

geeeeeeeeeeeeezzzz crazykid is a girl na wa for nairaland

@poster am so happy for you way to go bro. it will take time, but you will get over her

nothing, you are just too fine am so drooling over ur pic

am fine how is switd?

Junee:
Too long to be read

right

my love am here

theseeker you are sick

@Godmother nairaland itself is getting boring

I dare you to not laugh

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs !"

"Blowjobs!", the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true, no more blowjobs for her ! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

nice

rokiatu pls modify dat post of ur I don't want my personal info on here

Make a cute scrapbook of all your memories together and attach some photo of u both to it

hbabe:
I will send this to my ex, he needs lessons.

rofl

oh well welcome

first tell me what u want to do, do you want to marry one of em?

on the first date