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hey do not called me baby ok

I do not find it funny really

you must be 8 years old

do u hate her dat much?

I advice u register if u love nairaland so much

Gabry:
SIMPLE! She did not log out!

LOL this is getting funny gabry learn to logoff next time

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=309496.msg4379057#msg4379057 date=1250659175]you need antimalaria drugs asap. this is a bad malaria [/quote]LMAO

how did u get ur sista password

but she will make some hard cash remember the octopus mom thing?

Gabry:
HAHAHA! So Gabry opened this thread!!!

If Tony wants to register, let him register.


I think I should register my own very soon to mess you up!

am getting really confuse here

well am waiting to see too if such is possible

Juliusat:
I love a girl who love my money. Please tell me if it is right to live her

love

@poster use ur brain and think geezzz some people can be dumb

[b]The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please , Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'[/b]

TOYOSI20:
Hehehehehe, . . . horribly funny, . . . .

thanks toyo your cute

okay this is not funny

my dear, and she wants to have them naturally. I can't wait for this world record

good you understand me. if he register here, who knows both of you may start bringing in personal matters
in here and me and u knows this a public forum. however if he insist then should remain anonymous.

not a good ideal to me

chei:
apart from spending your cash

tough luck dude, your meeting the wrong girls

sweetpie23:
50 most romantic things to do with your lover. note: this is a copy and paste


1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands

6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.

10. Write poetry for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.

13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every second possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.


18. When in public, only flirt with each other.

19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.

20. Buy her a ring.

21. Sing to each other.

22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.

26. Dance together.

27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.

28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes

30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

37. Hang out with his/her friends.

38. Go to church/pray/worship together.

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.

41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

42. Make sacrifices for each other.

43. Really love each other, or don't stay together.

44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

45. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

50. Never forget the kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

copying this down quick

Dr Conrad Murray, physician to the late Michael Jackson, has spoken out for the first time since his death, claiming he has told nothing but the truth in a new YouTube.com video.

Reports suggest Los Angeles prosecutors are trying to build a manslaughter case against the physician, who was staying at Jackson's Holmby Hills home in California when the pop superstar died on 25 June (09).

But Dr. Murray insists he did nothing wrong, and told police detectives interviewing him about his famous patient's last night everything.

VIDEOS: Michael Jackson Commemorative Playlist

A tired-looking Murray looks straight into the camera and says, "I told the truth and I have faith the truth will prevail."

The doctor, who has been in hiding since Jackson's death, used the one-minute YouTube video to thank patients and friends for their support.

The video comes days after the Los Angeles Times reported Dr. Murray left a sleeping Jackson, who was under the influence of a powerful anaesthetic, alone so he could make telephone calls. Sources claim the King of Pop had stopped breathing by the time he returned.

Murray has been identified in court records as a suspect in a police manslaughter investigation.

watch the video here

http://www.thehothits.com/news/17008/dr-conrad-murray-speaks-out-about-michael-jackson-case-on-youtube:-video

the Amaka pls tell me more about ur tv show, I don't understand