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Drabeey:
This Toyin lady no get one bit #pushingEyes .... Ojutiti no dey her syllabus walai...



Anyways...


DrabeeyWasHere

Ojutiti ke for this kain matter.....

ireneony:
thanks dear

but didn't u contest for Miss NL nau.
well, mayb bcoz u re too beautiful .... Lol .

U re too fyn sha.

Lol.... Are u using hypo to bath ?

Lol.... Welcome to naija ...
@Op u neva c anything. It's either They re fwends or the guy (smoking) get bar (money) or the guy na notorious guy for that area...

#OnlyInNigeria...


#OnlyInNigeria u'll c a mopol strike a post with a weed-smoker....

#OnlyInNigeria u'll report the case to the police station n you'll b the one to be charged

#OnlyInNigeria u'll c a police man in uniform collecting #50 on the road thereby causing traffic. lolzzzzz.

#OnlyInNigeria u'll c a policeman with pot belly.... Lol



..... U Can add yours u remember about
Naija police

etunoman76:
A friend on Facebook posted this on my timeline. I hope it is useful to someone out there.


Good Morning beloved
Pls I need urgently CV of a graduate either Bsc or HND in Agricultural Science, latest Monday 11th July, 2016.

Send to: arwangpam@gmail.com

Where ?

engrrichie92:
please those that know should help link me with credible pin sellers
i need info on how to run the business if possible price list of the various recharge cards
Thanks in anticipation

Hello... Have yhu gotten someone yet ?

oblo:
No worries bro..see you at the other side!
Wood 2x2 - 20 lengths @ 250 per length. #5,000
15 lengths Batton/tierods@ 150 - #1,500

Pls.... Observation in the calculation: 15 lengths Batton/tierods@ 150 - #1,500
Mayb, it's 10 pieces @#150 or 15pieces @#100 to make #1500...

ladyF:
lol... Nothing spoil na. Relationship is not a do or die affair... I'll enjoy it while it lasts.

It's [size=15pt]FynestGeh[/size] again

Lol... U don upgrade not [size=15pt]LadyF [/size]

TrapQueen77:
I think all the plates and kitchen utensils will be flying straight to his ugly face.

U no even sabi joke... Na wah ! Na lady like go break all gadgets at any slight opportunity when ur husband offends u or when u hv misunderstanding.....


Change that about u

bayonino:
I cant believe this, just one comment on one of the best Topic ever, if it all about celebrities and useless news, the mod and seun would have put this on FP.

Dear OP, you made alot of sense, may God open the eyes of these ladies of nowadays to see the truth.

Most times the reason for most divorce is because most ladies marry because of selffishness and not because of real love, they often want the best why they are not close to been the best.

I will advise any man that want rest of mind for himself should be careful who he marry, even if she marries you, doesnt mean she wont leave you when things arent going in the right way, once again @OP thumbs up to you, for this reasonable observation.

Thanks man... I really appreciate ur comment

MzPecs:
Kikikikikikiki

U wicked ooo ... Which kain laff b this....

saintgoogle:
See how she be like idumota winch







OP what if she be your sister You no get church mind sha

Lolz... I get Church mind oooo

Ayo7:
I will like to support 10 youths with 5k each...Kindly pm me your account number. Transfer will be tomorrow morning. Regards

whaoh! I ws surprised when I saw d alert this morning. Thanks n bigger u.

They want to do this, they go mark up

They want to that, they go mark up

They want to go toilet, they go mark up

They want to sleep, they go make up

They now feel uncompleted without make up

They talk a walk , they go[b]make up[/b]

They want to play football(exercise), they go make up
ye! Egba mi



Na this one dey pain me pass:

Some ladies will now bleach join and turn[b]color-riot[/b]; red, brown, black, white skin.


#Lorbish n #Kontinue.

BlackSeptember:
Stupid naija bloggers. A Chinese woman burnt hotel and instead of a picture of the Chinese woman with the burnt hotel they are showing us a picture of a NAIJA POLICEMAN SHAKING AN UNKNOWN AISAN FOR A JOB WELL DONE.

Has the police being settled so fast by that asian going by the picture

That's nija bloggers for... U neva see anything

chubbygal:
My humble self ... Immigration officer

fyn woman

engrjoseph208:
I

Broda! Broda!! Broda!!!

Ow many times I call u ?

O ya! Tell her the truth now.
but u n I know that u'll still tell her another lie(s).




One thing people don't know about lying is that , one lie leads to another in the name of u want to cover up for the previous lie(s).


U said u wanted to chop n clean mouth b4 abi..

After u chop ahm u go now package her back for the person that'll eventually marry her at last abi,
God's watching you.

....
....

I want our government to improve this rail system. It would be smth nice if one can travel on holidays/weekends to other part of the country.


But, Iayam afraid the Government won't improve on it. Why, u may ask ?

They knw the problems of the country but they can't not help joor... If the rail system is effective, u'll agree with me that most people won't go to office with their cars (thereby not buying fuel ) - that's bad market for the oil sector(government).




And It faster....

Chrisrare:
Hahahaha.. Dis crap made front page.

lol... This same pishure was on Facebook some months ago.
@OP, well done clap for yourself... Make up story.

Cutehector:
AdoraAmadi why u dey lie like this?



That video is totally different from what u captioned it to be

Lol... Aim achieved.... At least u don click the link .
The deal is done

@2:Incase u don't know. When nxt u want to boil egg n rice. Jst wash the egg(s) thoroughly n place the egg(s) inside the water for rice. You'll remove the egg(s) after the rice hs cooked.
[Br]
Don't forget When cooking the rice, you'll add salt to ur rice.
This will make the egg(s) cooked well n easier to peel the shell off.

Note: @2 will only work, if u add salt to the water (for boiling the egg )

This jst shows Nothing last forever..

Even this some called Android phones of now adays will go n new ones will come...

I could remember then if u hv Nokia3310 u re tha Boss.

Even, the Mercedes Benz , Volkswagen of those days,they re no longer in vogue. We have new ones.

Material things don't matter n wont matter.

debbie:
http://www.ywcalagos.org.ng/internship-programme-2016/

for those interested in internship.

This is what I saw on the page....
"Interested candidates should e-mail their
application and other documents to
internship@ywcalagos.org.ng on or before[b] June
30, 2016.[/b] Only shortlisted candidates will be
contacted."

Eiyha! Some ladies have been waiting for him to propose to them....
their hope have cut shot....
All those SA babes go get brain now ....
bye to bachelor's life.

Jamean:
Short skirts... I do short dresses cause I just feel cool in them.

Ask a lady why do u wear Short dresses to an occassion ?...

Her response would probably be " I do short dresses cause I just feel
cool in them"....Kai! Na lie be that , if not that u want all eyes to be on you(like 2PAC) why not rock that "sweep lagos clean" shirts when nxt ...

Ask a lady why did u wear Short skirts to an occasion ?...

Her response would probably be " I do short dresses cause I just feel
cool in them"....Kai! Na lie be that , if not that u want all eyes to be on you why not rock that sweep lagos clean shirts when nxt ...



@Op, u might be right abt some ladies n wrong abt others. These entities we called "Ladies"; u can not pass if you studied them. It'll never n never work for others.
..
Chai!.... The Ladies sef they don't know why they do some certain things they do......

TrapQueen77:
Keeping in touch with Ur ex it's like walking back n' forth on the same block. I don't do that. I was born to be a traveler. I don't stay in one place once I'm done

I hail oooo....

Like seriously? @traveler

Like ow many places hv u travelled to ?



O ya talk now.....

And if you asked "Lady, why did u Wear this ?"


She'll reply " I wear it because I'm comfortable in it"



And
all these indecent dressings started from either

»her friends telling she looks good wearing.

»she saw a foreign artist wearing similar outfit.



#Lorbish.

Anabel:
I was just helping them deliver the letters to each other. I was the class smallie. No one wanna toast a small rat.

but now nko ?... Na them they bring the letter to u. Lolz....

Everything one does now adays means the person is gay.
I don tire for una on NL. Is It a crime to look good again ?. Ok oooo

NwaNimo1:
gays everywhere these days....

Not your fault sha.. It the OP I blamed for stealing the phishure of the man...