₦airaland Forum

Mzgracie:
Gosh! You are so heartless. Is this a Christmas gift or a New year gift?...


What's wrong with you telling him your problems? You simply wanna break his heart.


Well, just know that there are lots of girls dying to be in your shoes right now.

re u?

ozoebuka1:
lol I just have to quote this shiit... it got me lol....

my broda, if i write all my experience for ekosodin ehn!....u go laff till u faint, and i want mk u faint on xmas day

Ghyft:
Ekosodin is crazy.
I went there to see my cousin...on my way home, it started drizzling and I needed to go to church as I was already late so Iate so I continued anyway.
I saw three guys coming towards my direction,and just immediately in front of me,one of them started shooting,chai! I wanted to melt that day..they didn't ask for phone or money....I'm still wondering why they did that. I vowed never to go there anymore

..hahaha, long time oh

tonychristopher:
That's a nasty school I. Have been there and I used yi have a girlfriend there when I was serving

They are mostly cultist there ..

That's why u rarely find Uniben graduate doing well lately ...

They just go there to learn how to prostitute thief and be a hooligan

Now they are menace

and you graduated from somewhere?...rubbish

i was walking down from edo street with a friend of mine. i saw two suspecting looking guys walking towards us, as we approached them, i just gave way, my friend was busy making a fone call,so he couldn't see them coming, he got a head butt dat day free of charge.

hot plate

alberto2k:
See N'L ole

...today na sunday bro. just gimme make u give pastor 4 you

alberto2k:
Dat coarse rough looking bum way one Badoo lee don straff tire
make I no just see this kind tin 4 FP else I go vex take my Iphone6 do offering tomorrow

oya oh, offering time

hushmail:
mercy J was right in supporting Adeboye. Politics shld nt feature in religion, especially christian religion

Christ warned his followers about it. It will be DIFFICULT for a rich man to make heaven bt IMPOSSIBLE for a politician

ahhhh.. bros you can lie oh!

sexymoma:
2012.. Na 2014 we dey o
Seriously i miss d days of Mukina, Afam4ever, Sexkillz Ogugua88 etc..

and yuzedo.....chei, nairaland was something then

Suzyky4u:
That's like the most norishing meat ever. No carry my snail joke o. Expecially when it's been spiced with enough onions and pepper.

ate it like twice...honestly, i don't like it

tee4light:
Like Mikel Snowbi

yea, i think that eats a lot of snails

Suzyky4u:
Hia slow ke?

yea, what ya think?

marcjoe:
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orobs93:
U still dey book space for second page...na wa 4 u oh

no vex boss....na slow network cause am

won't eating snails make u slow?

...

kennygee:
Who has even noticed that recently, most mad people on the road, especially in Urban areas are Youth from 20-40?

weed.

because conji is no respecter of anybody

can anybody help me fix my power button?

symbian123:
Super clean black Goinee P4 for sale with accessories . Phone is rooted and customized to browse with glo bis and other goodies.. 14k last... 09093615248.. Am in lagos. Interested persons only.. Or if you've got a Clean Goinee M2, I would swap mine with some cash. Thanks..

hw fa bros, is it still available?

Ghyft:
yeah...great Uniben student

got d mail, don't Really knows hw it works., replied it anyways

Ghyft:
yeah...great Uniben student

send me a pm with ur numba

Ghyft:
I tell you.. Them go slash your result until your GP no get any hope again...Crazy Uniben

re u one of us?

ALKARULEZ615:
Wey DELSU get only one (1) First Class for 2 sessions!

I know most of them don't know the capital of Taraba state.

delsu?....naff said

chei! 4 uniben, dem dey hoard first class.

iPray

samflexx:
its his opinon and you weren't forced to comment.Onye awusa.

ur papa pickin!

Nairavirus:
When I talk about Techno phone people think am just being proud but I tell you I save more money than you. Apart from the reasons listed, I also add that users always experience sofware failure, high data comsumption, slow in prosessing as compared to other android smart phones. Techno is not smart, its expensive its exploiting.

dats a big lie stop saying shit you don't know about

op, which one ur papa produce?...