₦airaland Forum

FGjobs: How we tamed Ebola...
1. Their Doctors should go on strike, so the disease will know its been neglected.

2. Their Government should fire almost all her Doctors, so the disease will know that they don't even send it.

3. Then build containment centers, if the disease know its been neglect and they don't send it, it will walk through the door...

Osode: Hmmm...
It is not always the quantity of what you say, but the shear depth and quality. I'm suddenly fifteen again, and reading 'Things Fall Apart'.
In the midst of the sad melancoly that is the History of Nigeria's Tribes, ...This was almost poetic. Kudos.
That was Quite Sublime...

iwonbaoko: Absolute rubbish. Obasanjo started with Tafa Balogun a Yoruba like himself. He did not have to go back anywhere.

relchange: @bolded, more like "Surviving in a country of retards".

i still insist that the average Nigerian IQ is shocking, going by comments in this section. My fear is that these retards end up in government, making policies for the rest of us.

whitecat1: What could be so difficult in probing a man who didn't deliver on what he was given money for and caused deaths of thousands while he pocketed the money and became billionaire? The se toddlers called ibos are just too backward to be among humans. You just can't run anything in Nigeria like your cursed jungle.

fr3do: Or maybe they are accusing him to cause more tension along ethno-religious lines that might facilitate the breakup of Nigeria.

NgeneUkwenu: This is a serious matter, let's not go tribal! I am Igbo but I don't support criminality as exemplified by jonadafft and ihejirika!

egift: If he want a US made Helicopter, go to the manufacturers and not a backyard deal with a third party. Also the government should come clean with their transactions to give confidence to other partners, not using a jet of a pastor to move cash.

tpia1: Does abuja have a website where one can view pictures?

Would have liked to visit the place someday ( just so i can contribute when others are talking) but its too far.

uzolexis: We cooked d boy and ate him. Are u satisfied?

Ryabcool: *long sigh* Kids... So easy to spot them.

oneeast: I am not rejoicing about the death of the people. I am only pained that the north created this monster that is ravaging it today. While their leaders have their children oversees, they used these Koran brainwashed children of others for their selfish purposes. So its a northern affair they should deal with it. I have not heard that a child of northern leader was killed in a blast or do they not have children too?

The problem of the north is illiteracy, their leaders used Koran to brainwash them to the extent that they could kill and destroy all in the name of their allah.

The north is its own problem afterwards they have ruled this country for over 35yrs out of 50yrs of its existence but still yet they are ravaged with horrible poverty and disease. What has those past rulers did to educate the north?

oneeast: Hmm! Hun, if the solution to BH is to allow it destroy the entire north and subsequently destroy itself..I think that will be a cool news for us here in Anambra!

The north created the monster that is ravaging it they should also stop the monster by themselves. Boko Haram is a northern affair, it does not concern us, so far as they do not cross the Onitsha Niger Bridge with their madness!

GEJ till 2019!

oneeast: The north should maintain the spate of bombings and destruction of their land and economy so far as it does not affect us in our comfort here in Anambra!

We are cool with the northerners bombing the northern region!

Ryabcool: Hi Stranger. Thanks for the undeserved insults.

Apparently its now a crime to have an opinion.

Apparently the only way to make a point on nairaland is through insults.

Apparently you are spoiling for a fight, which you apparently won't get.

Apparently i'm being very nice to you when i normally would have made hell freeze over with insults on your head.

Apparently, i'm just gonna leave you to your devices and pray you realize how very inappropriate your words were.

Bye stranger.

Ryabcool: Abuja just doesn't appeal to me as somewhere i'd wanna settle fully in my youthful years. More like a retirement home to me. I like the busy life of lagos. I like the traffic even more than i hate it. I like the population. I like that there is always somewhere i can go to anytime i'm bored. I like the fact that i get to meet people like me who are hungry for success. I like the fact that if i can conquer in Lagos in spite of the limited resources, i can conquer anywhere else in the world. I like Lagos and i like all its faults too.

uzolexis: My friend and I met this guy in Abj,he's a minister's son (i won't say which minister). One day we went with him to see his dogs,the dogs stay in one of his father's houses in Prince and Princess estate (houses in that estate are pretty expensive). The house was a 5 bedroom duplex and guess who lives in the house 3 of their dogs and 2 men in the boys quarters who take care of the dogs,we were dazed A very big well furnished house just for dogs?
we finally went to their family house in maitama, Christ , I cant even remember how many cars i saw in that compound,the boy has 2 cars of his own,his sister also. the house was so big every room had an intercom to call each other. Infact lemme stop here,Nigerian politicians are very greedy....

OmoEziokwu: Women inadvertently tell you their success (or lack thereof) with men when they talk. If they've played f-u-c-k game and lost (and they usually do), they've had their psyche fractured and generally become "broken women". They've been pumped and dumped at will and are no longer viable in the relationship marketplace. They are known by their sayings:
"Where are all the good men at?" (they spent their 20s wilfully getting f-u-c-k-e-d by the wrong kind of men)
"Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't cheat?" (i.e: I dated guys out of my league and they pursued their options when I foolishly expected exclusivity)
"Men are dogs/pigs/jerks" (i.e: I've chosen the wrong guys and they mistreated me as anyone could predict they would)
"Why is it that all the men I'm interested in, don't notice me. Only the guys I don't want hit on me." (I don't understand the basic notion of a 'marketplace' and the idea of an equal exchange of value)
"I just wanted to have fun in my 20s" (I tried in vain to land a guy out of my league and got dumped dozens of times; I write off all those failed efforts and crying jags when they never called back, as 'fun' cause if I didn't, I would jump off a building)
"I'm not looking for players" (I've been played OFTEN)
Slut Game backfires on women because they put out too easily and confuse physical intimacy with emotional intimacy. They also confuse enlivening wordplay with emotional intimacy. Come to think of it - women are not very good at ascertaining when there is actually emotional intimacy anymore. I have to laugh sometimes when I witness 30-something ex-Slut Gamer women trying to play relationship game. It is truly hilarious. They will try to make the man wait 6 dates for sex as overcompensation for their past sluttiness. Then they're surprised no one wants them. You can make a man wait IF you are in your sexual prime, you are acting totally feminine, and you show potential long-term value as a female partner. It doesn't work otherwise. Playing Love Game correctly means yes, making your partner wait, but also showing these other positive traits -- IN YOUR 20s. (not punishing some stranger for the fact that higher Sexual Market Value guys dumped you in the past for playing Slut game).

Young boys, take note.

OmoEziokwu: Women inadvertently tell you their success (or lack thereof) with men when they talk. If they've played f-u-c-k game and lost (and they usually do), they've had their psyche fractured and generally become "broken women". They've been pumped and dumped at will and are no longer viable in the relationship marketplace. They are known by their sayings:
"Where are all the good men at?" (they spent their 20s wilfully getting f-u-c-k-e-d by the wrong kind of men)
"Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't cheat?" (i.e: I dated guys out of my league and they pursued their options when I foolishly expected exclusivity)
"Men are dogs/pigs/jerks" (i.e: I've chosen the wrong guys and they mistreated me as anyone could predict they would)
"Why is it that all the men I'm interested in, don't notice me. Only the guys I don't want hit on me." (I don't understand the basic notion of a 'marketplace' and the idea of an equal exchange of value)
"I just wanted to have fun in my 20s" (I tried in vain to land a guy out of my league and got dumped dozens of times; I write off all those failed efforts and crying jags when they never called back, as 'fun' cause if I didn't, I would jump off a building)
"I'm not looking for players" (I've been played OFTEN) what do you call a padlock that is opened by every key? Ashawo lock. what do you call a key that opens every lock? Master key . but am not master key please

Slut Game backfires on women because they put out too easily and confuse physical intimacy with emotional intimacy. They also confuse enlivening wordplay with emotional intimacy. Come to think of it - women are not very good at ascertaining when there is actually emotional intimacy anymore. I have to laugh sometimes when I witness 30-something ex-Slut Gamer women trying to play relationship game. It is truly hilarious. They will try to make the man wait 6 dates for sex as overcompensation for their past sluttiness. Then they're surprised no one wants them. You can make a man wait IF you are in your sexual prime, you are acting totally feminine, and you show potential long-term value as a female partner. It doesn't work otherwise. Playing Love Game correctly means yes, making your partner wait, but also showing these other positive traits -- IN YOUR 20s. (not punishing some stranger for the fact that higher Sexual Market Value guys dumped you in the past for playing Slut game).

Young boys, take note.

omoharry: THIS IS THE PART YOU SEE ALL THE MEN BASHING ON WOMEN. WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO BITTER AND LACK RESPECT FOR WOMEN. WOULD YOU RATHER MARRY A WOMAN THAT DOES NOT LIKE YOU ONLY TO END UP FIGHTING IN THE MARRIAGE WHICH MIGHT END UP IN A BITTER DIVORCE JUST BECAUSE SHE NEVER LOVED YOU. WHEN MEN DON'T HAVE MONEY INSECURITY IS THEIR BEST FRIEND. THEY READ MEANING TO WRONG REASONS WHY THE WOMEN DO NOT WANT THEM. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT HAVE MONEY BUT THE WOMEN CANNOT GO OUT WITH THEM BECAUSE THE CHEMISTRY IS NOT JUST THERE. YOU GUYS SHOULD GROW UP ABEG. ARE YOU GUYS REFERRING TO GIRLS THAT ARE OUT TO HAVE FUN OR GIRLS THAT ARE MODEST AND SERIOUS MINDED.WHY WONT YOU GUYS BATCH US WHEN YOU ALWAYS END UP WITH THE BLING BLING AND IGNORE THE MODEST AND THE DESCENT ONES BECAUSE TO YOU THEY ARE NOT SEXY ENOUGH. THERE IS TIME FOR EVERYTHING, JUST THE WAY THERE IS TIME FOR EVERY ONE BOTH MALE AND FEMALE TO MEET THEIR MATE OR LIFE PARTNER, THE SKYE IS BIG ENOUGH TO CONTAIN EVERY BODY. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE IS FOR BOTH PARTNERS TO BE COMFORTABLE IN EACH OTHER'S SKIN, LOVE ; RESPECT EACH OTHER AND WHAT THEY HAVE.AND ABOVE ALL A GOOD MEMORY OF YOUR LIFE AND WHOM YOU ARE SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH.
YES GO AFTER THE YOUNG ONES 20-25 NO WAHALA. AFTER ALL THERE ARE MANY FISHES IN THE RIVER. IF NIGERIA WOMEN ARE SO BAD WHY DONT YOU GUYS SEEK OUT WOMEN FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. PLEASE OOO YOU GUYS SHOULD LET US BE. STOP WOMEN BATCHING THEY ARE STILL THE ONES YOU WILL END UP FALLING IN-LOVE WITH AND SONG WILL CHANGE.

GOODNESS.

NairaMode: These rules and yardstick are just getting too much.
Men looking for this women looking for that.
She smokes and drinks and then because of that Mr Right passed her by. Let me burst your bubble, my wife must drink.
If Mr and Mrs are just plain cool and awesome... There is a high chance that such marriage will be boring. "The one that they have fun sef dey boring already".

My point is: There is no yardstick to getting a good woman and a good man. Be yourself... Be decent and moderate in all that you do. Your type will come your way. Yes that also means you have to be smart in this age.

I personally believe that a man will most times forever stick to a woman who is very smart, se*xual and forward looking. A plus will be a great attitude towards life. Those three combination are never a misfit.

Like a researcher said, a man will stick to a woman who walks around naked in the house from morning till night and provide her man three square meals naked. The statement is literary though.

So girls & guys, there are a lot of guys for you to pick from and like I said be what?

1) Smart
2) Very se*xual
3) Forward looking and a plus is
4) A great attitude towards life.

I sometimes provide advice to women and men alike. Check my website in the signature... Lots of great things to learn and reach me if you need me.

mencade5: my brother, i just gave you one like for this.


We are very unfortunate in this our generation.

Our fore fathers were so lucky in their days. These we have scraps as ladies displaying their staled menstrualized, deepened, widened, sexually over-used pusssssiiiii.

With these flaws they still want a mr right.

Na thunder go dey fire una with una lies.

Tonyosas101: Back then

DesChyko: I think 'flashback' or some word of that nature would politely describe this than the usual derogatory 'indomie-generation' thing. It's becoming too frequent as a way of belittling the young'uns..
There are a lot of things they could do at their age now, you had zero idea about when you were that age.

erico2k2: These are private sectors.what has it got to do with Elections?

TrollMan: POMO is of No nutritional value, I don't know why peeps eat that “thing” to start with. A very healthy and agricultural move by the federal government.




TMan.