₦airaland Forum

am no luky

Man I didn't think that Angelina Jolie was a certified dime piece
but after seeing this photo I've switched teams. No lesbo. Mi tink
she a beauty! Mi naw carpet munchah!

https://www.lonepinepublishing.com/img/cover/9781894864251.png

I can't even deny her beauty in this photo. Her lips alone are a 10 lol.

it's not health. You will be mentally ill if you don't stop that sh!t

^We all die, what does it matter how we die

Police say a South African man who wanted to watch a World Cup match instead of a religious program was beaten to death by his family in the northeastern part of the country.David Makoeya, a 61-year-old man from the small village of Makweya, Limpopo province, fought with his wife and two children for the remote control on Sunday because he wanted to watch Germany play Australia in the World Cup. The others, however, wanted to watch a gospel show."He said, 'No, I want to watch soccer,'" police spokesman Mothemane Malefo said Thursday. "That is when the argument came about."In that argument, they started assaulting him."Malefo said Makoeya got up to change the channel by hand after being refused the remote control and was attacked by his 68-year-old wife Francina and two children, 36-year-old son Collin and 23-year-old daughter Lebogang.Malefo said he was not sure what the family used to kill Makoeya."It appears they banged his head against the wall," Malefo said. "They phoned the police only after he was badly injured, but by the time the police arrived the man was already dead."All three were arrested Sunday night, but Lebogang was released on $200 bail Tuesday, Malefo said. The other two are still being held in custody.Malefo said the mother and son will reappear in the local Seshego Magistrates Court on July 27."He was always a happy man, never violent," Makoeya's nieces, Miriam and Anna, told the Daily Sun newspaper. "On Saturday, we saw him the last time at a funeral."The World Cup, being played in Africa for the first time, started Friday and runs through July 11

LOOOOOOOOOL @ 7:0

next summer if god say I'm getting married I will be 22 my fiancée 36 I love him with every breath and heart beat but my friends and some family members can't stand the age difference. They think the age difference will be an issue later on in the marriage. We love and understand each other we went the same things I don't think age difference would ever be an issue.

What are your thoughts on marriage with a big gap in age?

I say the next time this sort of revolting behavior is exhibited by anyone (why stop with just old women? I say don't discriminate. Children, are especially revolting when they smile and say hello!) you should shoot them at point blank range. Calmly and swiftly, of course. Smile upon their lifeless, twitching corpse as they (children and/or old women alike) bleed to death slowly and pat yourself on the back on a job well done. How dare she corner you in such a despicable manner, and to top it off ACTUALLY smiles!! Disgusting!

That's the appropriate solution to this dilemma, usually

i couldnt agree more, and when u try fitting that plan into the day, bang u see a serie of eastenders running and u have to get ur tea and sit down, by the time thats finished its dinner time, talk on phone time and off to bed time, damn

So, Guys, here is a theory of mine. " Girls with the highest standards frequently settle for less." They wait, wait, and wait for Mr. Perfect, then they check their calender and realize it has been 25 years, and so called Mr.perfect hasn't come along yet. Then they lie to themselves again, and go " He must be a around the corner, I will wait a little longer" several extra years pass, and Mr. perfect never shows up. Then they figure "wtf, I'm 28 going on 29,, and not getting any younger." just then Mr. wrong comes along and tells her " Sweetheart, You're so beautiful" and that is all it takes to get her off of that high chair she was sitting on.

In other words, Guys if you wanna get laid or married ASAP, find yourself a girl in her late 20's who is pissed at Mr.perfect for never showing up.

Over, n Out

^^I just love to hate you. I hate you with passion. I really do

Hate is stronger than love, agree?


I love to hate

So ladies, what are you views concerning this subject? Would you let your dearest husband marry a second wife or is it a “hell no”?

**bear in mind that it is permitted in the religion**

@THONIASLIM

Ah that is true, but there are also a lot of fake people in the real world. People who are two faced for instance, those who are one person outside and a different person at home.

Touche, genuinely is the way forward!

ok What do yall do when you can't eat food no more. What helps you eat food?

lool you can't trust people behind that damn screen

Society has led us men to believe that our manhood lies not in our bravery or our honour but in the number of women we bed. The more skirts we lift, the more props we recieve. This couldn't be any farther from the truth.

Whenever a female walks by a group of Somali men, at least one of them will claim to have had sex with her. If their claim is true, they have unearthed a secret that Allah has hid from the rest of the world. In a Hadith found in Sahih Bukhari, the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) said: "My entire nation is safe, except al-Mujahirin (those who boast of their sins). Among the Mujaharah is that a man commits an (evil) act, and wakes up in the morning while Allah has kept his (sin) a secret, he says: "O Fulan! Last night I did this and that." He goes to sleep while Allah has kept his (sin) a secret but he wakes up in the morning and uncovers what Allah has kept a secret!". Also Abdullah Ibn Masoud (radiyallahu anhu) related, 'A man came to the Prophet and said: 'O Messenger of Allah! I have mingled with a woman in the far side of al-Medina, and I fulfilled my desire short of actually having sexual intercourse with her. So, here am I, judge me according to what you decide.' Umar Ibn al-Khattab (radiyallahu anhu) then said: 'Allah had kept your secret, why did not you keep your secret?'

If his claim is false and he in fact did not have sex with the girl, then he has fallen into a great sin. Allah says regarding this:
{ إِنَّ ٱلَّذِينَ يَرْمُونَ ٱلْمُحْصَنَاتِ ٱلْغَافِلاَتِ ٱلْمُؤْمِناتِ لُعِنُواْ فِي ٱلدُّنْيَا وَٱلآخِرَةِ وَلَهُمْ عَذَابٌ عَظِيمٌ }

Truly those who make accusations against chaste women who are unaware, shall be cursed in this world and the Hereafter; and there will be an awful punishment for them

Even in the time of the prophet (PBUH), women were defamed and their chastity questioned such so that Aisha (RA) the wife of the prophet (PBUH) was a victim of slander. To read the full story check out http://www.ahmadjibril.com/students/seerahIfk.html.

Let us not bring forth our sins nor should we accuse innocent women of such crimes. May Allah protect us from ourselves

After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion that the INTERNET is the best place to bag yourself the right partner and weed out the losers.

I mean, if you’d told me a few years ago that i’d be saying this, I’d laugh in your face and throw an entire tin of tomatoes at ya. (Just in case my laughing in your face didn’t show u how insane i thought you were) hehe

But honestly, its INSANE just how open and free people are online. I mean, where else can you divulge your most sinister fantasies or deepest fears to a complete stranger?? Like seriously! Where else??

The amount of times, I SWEAR TO GOD, i’ve found my soul mate (in friendship terms of course lol) in countries as far away as AUSTRALIA and CANADA has been amazing. I find myself more willing to divulge information I wouldn’t so readily share in reality and (without sounding like a complete loser lol) have had some of the BEST conversations online.

Day to day conversations with people in real life always get bogged down by minor events, gossip about others and just random, randomness. So it’s really not surprising that the number of ‘Internet based’ marriages and relationships are at an all time high.

And its not just MEETING people online, its getting to know them really, deeply and honestly on a level that you could never imagine reaching whilst on the bus or in class. I guess the anonymity online allows people to delve further into their own personalities than they otherwise might.

I’ve only actually met one person from this place online, a lovely sister from another world who happened to crash land into mine one summer.

By the way, i realise that i may be basing all this on the (perhaps naive) presumption that everyone is as honest online as i am. [*angelic smile* lol

So is fair to say that the YOU, u are online, is the YOU, u really are? Or the you that you desperately want to be?

Or am i deluded into thinking that the smart, outgoing, individuals i come across online, are just that??


Is the internet full of honest, soul searching people? OR vile creatures with vicious intentions??

Are you the real you online?
The you that you aspire to be?
Or do you unleash ur alter ego online?

so earlier i was watchin a flick where the husband was having an affair with this other woman even though he was married to this strikingly attractive and educated( professor at Uni) woman. He had it all and was basically ruining it. She was faithful to him even though he wasn't. Anyways to make a long story short She found out about it and what did she do? She took all his belongings, clothes etc to where his mistress lived. she knocked on the door and HE opened it. " here's all your stuff she said" she didn't yell and become angry even though she was hurting inside. As she was leaving the mistress said, " I guess I won now right?" where in reply the lady answered " it depends what you think you won" then the reaction on the ladies( the cheater) face was priceless and confused. basically meaning if he cheated on me then u better be sure he gonna do it to you.


Do you think by doing what the lady did sends a very powerfull messege?