The sight of him alone makes me want to puke. Disgusting!!!

I thought he was saying he will get married last year

Foolish boy. Imagine a man putting on wig and taking pictures seductively. I bet he just had sex with the person that snapped him

R u a feminist?

Y are u ppls laughing? I am serious about this

slyIsaac:
Guy why?? :')

Ts crazy,the excuse she gave yhu...

Yhu know what's crazier??


Posting it on here...

Goodluck on yhur sexual escapades or should I say 'sucking' escapades

BTW:Have yhu blamed buhari today?

I am confused I don't know what to do and nairaland is a faceless forum I think I am safe here

I think I should just kill myself

Remember d girl I was about toasting? She said yes and we have started dating. She came 2 my house yesterday evening and I wanted to kiss her she said no... She was trying to kiss me and she stopped

I tried other means and I ended up sucking her brèasts and we started romancing (no kiss)
As she was moaning she now took her hand down to my dick and she touched it then she made a disappointment sound then she started saying I should stop

She said she is feeling dizzy that we should stop she nor gave excuse that I am bearing the same name with her boyfriend that it is difficult for her to make love to me (she told me I am bearing the same name with her boyfriend before)

I felt so embarrassed and I know that is not the problem, the problem is because of the size of my dick. My dick is actually the size of a dstv remote when at alert.

I have been so heartbroken since yesterday I didn't even suck brèasts up to 3 minutes because I was aiming for the botty

Love is what I see when I look at you.
You are my fantasy you are my baby boo.

My love is beautiful
my love is wonderful
my love is colourful
my love is my Belle full.
My love is bank alert
my love is coming from Congo..

You like gongo also baby girl I am nice, other girls them do me left girl you do me right...if you like to watch movies na me get surprise. If it ever gets dark at night girl my screen is bright

I swear to God I will never let you go baby come close make we take photo
Do you like samsiba or Toronto
baby girl my love is hotter than the sun in sokoto

Baby let me love you, baby let me treat you right...
Baby let me hold you, baby let me squeeze you tight

Cc: that beautiful heartrobber

pinceprinz:
Lol The other time you posted the pic of you two together on Nl, Was like this babe ain't yo size - This, the prove - Live with that or if u like, take a walk. It's yo life

That is my other girlfriend

Should I break up with her?

Afrok:
U don't know what to do? My question is what do u do when u meet a friend? Do exactly that, coz u are meeting someone who you should first make your friend, and see how other things unfolds.

She is my friend already but I just wanted to show be a secret lover and she is curious to know who d person is. Wouldn't she be pissed when she knw it is me playing the pranks on her?

Eebrahym:

No big deal bros, go.
The spirit of your ancestors will go with you and ensure you get a favourable response

.

How should I react when she finally knw I am the one sending the messages? Hw should I convince her I love her?

vizkiz:
are you not the richest guy on nairaland? Take her to a bug restaurant and spoil her with money. Abi client never settle?

Eebrahym:

osedvgirl:

Pls I am serious I don't know what to do

I have a crush on dis girl and I have been sending her love text messages with a customised number. I called her to say hello to her with my original number and she said she will like to know who I am (she knows me but she doesn't know I am the one sending those messages)

I told her we should meet and she said she travelled, that she will let me know when she is back. Now she called me few minutes ago that she is back to the state. Please how can I go about it? What should I do? I haven't given it much thought.

Please friends help me out

Pinkiedearie:
Chidinma no fall ma hands o. Cos I've always loved you since project fame

You are beautiful

Nice swag I like pple dat knw hw 2 party

Vizkiz

I don't nid 2 frnd zone. I am rich

I don't get it, she is not my first girlfriend but I can't seem to get over her. I car eat, can't sleep, can't work. I even posted a picture on instagram and no likes. What is wrong with me?

I feel dejected, rejected, set aside, rolled over, locked in a corner. Is it a crime to love for real?
I know you are on nairaland because you deactivated your real account yesterday but I just want you to know whatever happens to me you cause it
You have given me a heard lesson and I promise to take this lesson as my motto forever. I thought being a lover boy will make me sweet and make me every girl's dream man.

The man you cheated with Is even enough to be your father. I am not going to call you out here neither will I do that on Facebook. I wouldn't upload a picture of you. But let me tell you the truth.

You are a disgrace. I fed u, clothed you, payed ur house rent. Even though your parents are poor and tattered I helped your siblings out in one way or another just to prove a point to you. Just to let you know I am here to stay. I didn't get myself a Christmas present but I got you an expensive phone and you were so happy and loving. You became the best among your friends and yet how do you pay me back? By betraying me.

I will not take anything I have given you. I know karma is always around the corner. Let's see who else will treat you the way i have been doing. Let's see who will lavish money on your poor family and help you through school. I know you don't have anymore thing to do that being an aristo I wish any a yahoo + guy uses you for ritual

theunnamed:
Just effing hush it!!!

U beta go away

vizkiz:
them Don break my guy heart!!!
Please pick a chair at the back and explain how e take happen...

Wts ur problem?

falconey:
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I can't No appetite I just feel 2 bad

I loved her
I cared for her
I treated her like a queen
I respected her feelings
I acted like a gentle man to make her smile
I showed her off to friends and family
I made her a queen in my Kingdom.

But how did she pay me back?




By cheating. I will never ever fall in love. I will forever from this day till I die be a player

She loves to to heaven and back

bronzegoddess:
Shamstiel...see ur mates.

R u mad? You uncircumcised bi+ch