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Family / Re: Do You Remember This Electric Boiler by shantti(m): 10:39am On Dec 02
I suspect this was what turned Emmanuel to a homosexual.


He received a tremendous shock from this and changed completely and started behaving like a girl
Romance / Re: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by shantti(m): 5:54pm On Nov 23
Well, it seems u can't eat your cake and have it. The woman should have known better
Politics / Re: Finland Court Remands Simon Ekpa In Prison For Inciting Terror In Nigeria by shantti(m): 5:06pm On Nov 21
3ice9ce:


You are deceiving yourself. Your fellow Igbos are strongly supporting him..


U really mad
Am igbo but the idiot should be killed asap.
Simon ekpo is not diplomatic at all. We need someone like Nelson mandela
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Paid $2.5M To Oprah Winfrey's Harpo Productions - DailyMail by shantti(m): 3:47pm On Nov 19
RandomFellow:


Thanks man, I saw it but still ignored it. I was thinking that as many different equipment will be replaced, the equipment should have an "s", just like we do when we have fishes. I'll check it out again... Thanks once again

U don't understand
So cos kamala came for interview, equipment needs to be replaced?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kamala Harris Paid $2.5M To Oprah Winfrey's Harpo Productions - DailyMail by shantti(m): 1:49pm On Nov 19
RandomFellow:


I don't understand how it's wrong for Oprah to charge Kamala her real worth. The 2.5m is actually fair, as Oprah would have to pay her taxes, pay bills, replace equipments, pay herself.

Kamala too was being a good person for paying her bills and not taking advantage of whatever she and Oprah share.

Replace equipment
Fashion / Re: Miss Universe: "Our Beautiful English Helped Chidimma" - South African by shantti(m): 11:24am On Nov 19
RandDigital:


Who said she was South African? Her family are identity thieves.

What r u doing in nairaland
Go to randland nah or can't u guys create websotes

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Romance / Re: My Sister Forgot Her Phone At Her Boyfriend's Place And This Happened... by shantti(m): 3:08pm On Nov 18
detectivejones:


The OP won't include that part nah... Remember he's talking about his sister. We men believe our sisters are saint and the next girl a LovePeddler.

The OP can't accept the reality that his sister might be giving the guys wheelbarrow style,

His precious kid and innocent sister. No nah

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Romance / Re: Bro To Bro : Eat Your Money, Dont Spend It On Girls (my Experience) by shantti(m): 9:51am On Nov 13
If you are not my younger sister or my mum
Forget it.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election: List Of States Won By Donald Trump & Kamala Harris by shantti(m): 1:46pm On Nov 07
The most powerful nation on Earth shouldn't have a woman as it's leader

Imagine detonating a nuclear bomb just because u didn't get enough likes on Instagram.

Mba oh

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Romance / Re: Are Igbo Girls The Most Beautiful In Nigeria? by shantti(m): 2:57pm On Nov 04
Igbo ladies are more beautiful but have horrible character

Yoruba girls are less beautiful but more more homely.

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Sports / Re: Revenge For Osimhen? Ademola Lookman Destroys Conte And Napoli by shantti(m): 1:31pm On Nov 04
Man u, see ur life, u see lookman, u leave am go buy zikzee

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Health / Re: Why You Should Own Your Own Personal Clippers by shantti(m): 8:42pm On Oct 29
CaptainFM1:
The main reason is....Barbing is now #3000 for a simple style in my area.

Where in America is that?
Health / Re: Why You Should Own Your Own Personal Clippers by shantti(m): 8:40pm On Oct 29
pennyland:
Your right,as I have been using my personal Clipper to barb myself for over 20 year's

How do u Barb urself
Sports / Re: Man Utd Reach Agreement With Sporting Lisbon For Manager Ruben Amorim by shantti(m): 8:29pm On Oct 29
Well hopefully he performs well
He should work on the players physicality cos man u players are not strong physically at all, any small ball tussle, they are on the ground

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Food / Re: Easy Way To Make Ice Cream At Home (Video/pictures) by shantti(m): 4:13pm On Oct 20
Beremx:
Condensed milk is creamier than evaporated milk. I prefer condensed milk

Are u being figurative or literal
Food / Re: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by shantti(m): 3:58pm On Sep 06
id4sho:
I go branch under tree chop the food back to back shocked

Me: OGA OGA OGA (panting)
Boss: what is the problem

Me: emmmmm(panting)
Boss: Talk to me, hope all is well

Me: am sorry sir, but the food poured along the way
Boss: is that why you are panting, no problem. Just go

Boss: OGA, thank you sir, thank you sir. See the pure water here

grin grin grin grin

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Food / Re: See How To Revamp Your Leftover Boiled Yam. (pictures) by shantti(m): 3:42pm On Sep 06
Show us how to revamp abi renovate akpu abeg embarassed embarassed embarassed
Programming / Re: How Old were You When You Started Coding ? by shantti(m): 8:08pm On Aug 19
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Health / Re: What Is The Solution To This Pattern On Tongue? by shantti(m): 7:09pm On Aug 14
All these idiots on nairaland insinuating that an innocent child sucked dick or swallowed semen hence her tongue condition, karma will visit you all
Education / Re: Peter Obi At Holy Rosary College Of Health Sciences, Owerri (photos) by shantti(m): 5:23pm On Jun 29
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Sports / Re: Romania Football Fans Chant "Putin" At Euro Match Vs Ukraine by shantti(m): 6:47pm On Jun 17
Romanians are really fighters
Them no dey gree
Their defense really bullied Ukrainian strikers
Even their national anthem be like war chant

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Food / Re: What Do You Call This In Your Language? (pictures) by shantti(m): 8:06am On Jun 11
Yemike:
Esunsun cheesy very delicious with amunututu cool

Yoruba names are very weird
Why would u guys name it esusun
Why would ur name even be yemike

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Food / Re: Tomato soaring Prices Sponge Gourd To The Rescue by shantti(m): 8:02am On Jun 11
I never believed a day would come when we would start to eat Sponge-Bob square pants
cry cry cry cry cry cry
Pets / Re: Woman Shows Off 28 Big Snakes, Calls Them Her Best Friends (photos, Video) by shantti(m): 4:14pm On May 05
CuriousCart:




Pythons are not cannibals.

They are vegeterians?? shocked shocked shocked
Wow
Thank for d insight
Romance / Re: I Need Clarification On An Issue by shantti(m): 5:40pm On Apr 10
blackpanthar:
are you smoking something strong?

ELECTION is what you want to divide?

PLS DEFINE AN ATOM........

can atoms be divided?


BRO pls calm down and USE YOUR DATA AND TIME FOR SOMETHING TANGIBLE than all these posts you have posted over time that can not help anyone be better.

Bro what I posted is from the theoritical point of view. Pls if u can't help. Move away.
Romance / I Need Clarification On An Issue by shantti(m): 5:00pm On Apr 10
Pls the physics guru in the house should help me with some explanations.

Let say I have a magnet with the north pole at the left and the south pole at the right. I divide this magnet into two, two magnets will be created each with it's respective north and south pole.

Let's say I continue dividing this magnet till I get to the last electron. Will this electron have both a north pole and a south pole or will it just have a single pole? Pls explain to me with a reason.

Also, If I split this last electron into two, and I consider one of the halved particle. Will this halved particle have both a north and a south pole or will the halved particle have a single pole? Pls explain to me with a reason.
Thanks

Religion / Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by shantti(m): 10:02pm On Mar 31
Nazgul:

Lol...I agree

I'm sure he was shouting Jesus as he fell, forgetting that he's Jesus. grin

grin grin grin
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by shantti(m): 9:18pm On Mar 12
LordIsaac:
When you fix nails like Jeszebel, how can you even maintain basic hygiene? See your life now on public forum…(I’m referring to the girl OP fornicated with)!

grin grin
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by shantti(m): 11:43pm On Jan 15
yewit37486:


What's the reason for that though?

Fufu slows us down

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Two Over Missing Baby, Placenta In Ondo by shantti(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2023
Afọ njọ (bad belle) people at it again
Family / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Experience With Sleep Talkers Or Sleep Walkers. by shantti(m): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2023
There was one evening I lay down to sleep, next thing I found my self in a brothel getting down with a girl.

No matter how hard I explained to my family, they didn't believe that I sleepwalked from my bed, took my bath, put on my clothes, sprayed some perfume and sleepwalked out of the house, stopped a Keke, priced the fare with him and landed at the brothel entrance. I then sleepwalked into the brothel, had some drinks and bargained for short time with a girl I saw there. When she agreed to my price, I took a last sip of my drink and sleepwalked into her room and got down with her.

I honestly didn't know what I was doing cos I wasn't awake but my family didnt believe me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

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