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Romance / Re: I Need Clarification On An Issue by shantti(m): 5:40pm On Apr 10
blackpanthar:
are you smoking something strong?

ELECTION is what you want to divide?

PLS DEFINE AN ATOM........

can atoms be divided?


BRO pls calm down and USE YOUR DATA AND TIME FOR SOMETHING TANGIBLE than all these posts you have posted over time that can not help anyone be better.

Bro what I posted is from the theoritical point of view. Pls if u can't help. Move away.
Romance / I Need Clarification On An Issue by shantti(m): 5:00pm On Apr 10
Pls the physics guru in the house should help me with some explanations.

Let say I have a magnet with the north pole at the left and the south pole at the right. I divide this magnet into two, two magnets will be created each with it's respective north and south pole.

Let's say I continue dividing this magnet till I get to the last electron. Will this electron have both a north pole and a south pole or will it just have a single pole? Pls explain to me with a reason.

Also, If I split this last electron into two, and I consider one of the halved particle. Will this halved particle have both a north and a south pole or will the halved particle have a single pole? Pls explain to me with a reason.
Thanks

Religion / Re: Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor. by shantti(m): 10:02pm On Mar 31
Nazgul:

Lol...I agree

I'm sure he was shouting Jesus as he fell, forgetting that he's Jesus. grin

grin grin grin
Health / Re: Stop Using Tissue Paper To Wipe Your Nyash After Poo, Always Use Water . by shantti(m): 9:18pm On Mar 12
LordIsaac:
When you fix nails like Jeszebel, how can you even maintain basic hygiene? See your life now on public forum…(I’m referring to the girl OP fornicated with)!

grin grin
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by shantti(m): 11:43pm On Jan 15
yewit37486:


What's the reason for that though?

Fufu slows us down

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Two Over Missing Baby, Placenta In Ondo by shantti(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2023
Afọ njọ (bad belle) people at it again
Family / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Experience With Sleep Talkers Or Sleep Walkers. by shantti(m): 6:49pm On Dec 13, 2023
There was one evening I lay down to sleep, next thing I found my self in a brothel getting down with a girl.

No matter how hard I explained to my family, they didn't believe that I sleepwalked from my bed, took my bath, put on my clothes, sprayed some perfume and sleepwalked out of the house, stopped a Keke, priced the fare with him and landed at the brothel entrance. I then sleepwalked into the brothel, had some drinks and bargained for short time with a girl I saw there. When she agreed to my price, I took a last sip of my drink and sleepwalked into her room and got down with her.

I honestly didn't know what I was doing cos I wasn't awake but my family didnt believe me embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Romance / Re: The Pre Wedding Picture That Got Everyone Talking by shantti(m): 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2023
The only issue i have with all these is that the girl doesn't have nyash
Romance / Re: My Lack Of Commitment To Women Is Killing Me Slowly by shantti(m): 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2023
I am incapable of loving a woman.
After the sex, I feel nothing again

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Education / Re: Why Do Some School Teachers Sleep With Students? by shantti(m): 8:44pm On Dec 04, 2023
If I mention the atrocities that happen in the school I teach.

Do u think students don't sleep with each other. We don catch plenty

Do u think lesbians in senior class don't teach lesbianism to junior female students. We don catch plenty.

A tiny girl in jss1 lodged in a guy's house for three days. The guy and his friends chop this girl sotey she started to see her menstruation.

Female students already have married men they r dating and they proudly flaunt it. So as a teacher, If u tell them "sweep this class", they will look at you, roll their eyes at u and continue with what they r doing.

Blame both students and teachers alike not just teachers

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Food / Re: This Wicked Snake That's Killing My Christmas Chicken Was Finally Caught by shantti(m): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2023
IjebuWarrior:


Sit down sef be tautology na... grin

Women and lack of accountability sef nah tautology
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Galatasaray Vs Manchester United UCL (3 - 3) On 29th November 2023 by shantti(m): 7:33pm On Nov 29, 2023
Who dey breet
My man u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: What Are Guys Becoming These Days?. by shantti(m): 3:40pm On Nov 29, 2023
Men gossip alot these days
It's so disgusting, Tufiakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like petty gossip
Gossiping behind someone's back. Tueh!!!!!!!!!

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Health / Re: My HIV Test Result - Farside by shantti(m): 8:42pm On Nov 12, 2023
ahnie:
Continue knacking raw e bi like you nor value your life

Be happy for him at first before bashing him
Politics / Re: Niger State Demands 13% Derivation From Oil Revenue; Threatens To Shut Kanji Dam by shantti(m): 8:48pm On Nov 07, 2023
Enugu state also demands 13% oil derivative.

All the okpa nsukka the whole country is enjoying is courtesy of us.

Give us our 13% or we will seize our okpa

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Crime / Re: "Every Time A Girl Is Killed By Her Yahoo Boyfriend, It Gives Me Joy - Kosi Ugo by shantti(m): 5:56am On Oct 29, 2023
obembet:
Because we no dey hear word, we don't learn lesson, we get coconut head

Seriously I don't really have sympathy for any lady dating yahoo boy, cos it's like collecting gift from a devil, you wil pay back with your life

This is gold.
But women would keep on attacking u if u say the truth

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Travel / Re: My Japa Plan Has Been Destroyed by shantti(m): 6:13pm On Oct 27, 2023
Wujio:
Buy dolar and save in your domiciliary account if you did this since you would have 4M.by now

U really the bank will give u the dollars if u ask for it?
They will rudely tell u they don't have dollars

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Religion / Re: My Pastor Rejected Anniversary Money Because It's Too Small by shantti(m): 9:22am On Oct 23, 2023
MightySparrow:
Your pastor knows your worth. He should expect more from you. Some of you asked for prayers to get jobs you are doing now.


As you are expanding, his ministry has to expand also. Who knows whether the church is in a rental hall now. You want him to stay there for ever?

Youths of the church, stand up to do the needful and stop posting nonsense for here.
You get it?

You are such a fool
U want to manipulate, yet u aren't even good at it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 21st October 2023 by shantti(m): 10:18pm On Oct 21, 2023
Magwire tried
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 21st October 2023 by shantti(m): 6:48pm On Oct 21, 2023
Arsenal is too small to be successful in the EPL
Man u must win another title before arsenal

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Politics / Re: We’re Managing To Pay Salaries, Facing Enormous Challenges – FG by shantti(m): 3:31am On Oct 20, 2023
Revolution now

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Phones / Re: Why Your Family Should Know The Password To Your Phone -nigerian Woman Tells Men by shantti(m): 9:16pm On Oct 15, 2023
It all boils down to the type of wife u married. Some wives are bad, some are good. A good wife who stood by u during your down moments deserves to know your password and have access to your account, but a bad wife doesn't. Being a wife is not an automatic avenue to enjoy those previlages. Same thing goes to husbands to. An irresponsible and womanizing hubby should not have access to your account while a responsible one should have access.

Don't come at me with that useless why did u marry who u did not trust
Phones / Re: Why Your Family Should Know The Password To Your Phone -nigerian Woman Tells Men by shantti(m): 9:07pm On Oct 15, 2023
adanonso:
My children knows my phone pattern. I may loose it one day, am even teaching them how to transfer money from my opay account...I got nothing to hide.

Why not ur husband?
Romance / Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by shantti(m): 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2023
I tasted ewedu in her mouth and I hate ewedu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by shantti(m): 4:53pm On Oct 10, 2023
MOGPman:

I have a laptop and a smart phone at home, not knowing what else to use them for, due to joblessness. Can you shed more light on the nature of the work sir? Because am equally interested

That guy is a serial scammer
He will not pay you

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by shantti(m): 4:49pm On Oct 10, 2023
HumbleOptimist:

Good Day Sir, May I be included please.

Detest from that
That guy is a scammer
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by shantti(m): 4:46pm On Oct 10, 2023
Obagreatdatoye:

Interested

For your own good
Disregard that message
That guy will mess u up and still not pay u

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by shantti(m): 4:44pm On Oct 10, 2023
TimiRume:
I'm interested sir. How can I contact you please?

That guy is a scammer.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Payment by shantti(m): 4:42pm On Oct 10, 2023
Wujio:





I can employ you on work from home basis and you can get up to 40,000 Naira working from home by working with me

Op pl disregard this scammer
Health / Re: Mysterious Disease Hits Girls' School In Kenya by shantti(m): 4:46pm On Oct 04, 2023
ch214:
Are those evil globalists trying to release zombie virus on Africa continent.
If they try it, there would great consequences and they better rethink and return their zombie virus back to their Europe continent; the African people are yet to forget the slavery epidemic cause by them and they want to introduce new epidemic on Africa.

Nonsense

If they turn me to zombie, I will make sure I enter Europe in every way I can and bite everyone there. The zombie apocalypse must reach everywhere and not just only africa
Career / Re: My Boss Calls Me All The Time. by shantti(m): 4:28pm On Oct 02, 2023
Opanka44:


Can u imagine that, I thanked someone for the advice he gave me on this thread. I addressed him as "Bro" in same comment. But I was shocked when this guy referred to me as Stupid for calling him bro.
I had to politely ask him why he called me Stupid, but he never replied. I waited for two hours, no reply. So I decided to fire back at him. Nobody has a monopoly of violence. Pls don't ever be quiet whenever any idiot insults u here, hit back at them instantly

Don't be angry with him
Maybe he identifies as a condom and not a man

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Career / Re: My Boss Calls Me All The Time. by shantti(m): 4:14pm On Oct 02, 2023
preekahantas:


Who is your bro?
You are very stupid.
I pray your proprietor finishes you patapata with work.

Wat is wrong with u

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