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Romance / Re: Igbo People Have White Genetics (photos) by shantti(m): 10:32am On Jul 12, 2023
My grandmum is astonishingly fair. She is called nwanyi ocha in our village. I wish I can post her pictures. In our kindred, we have our fair shair of very old men who are light skinned. Light skin had always existed in Igbo land. Though today, skin bleaching is the order of the day

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Food / Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by shantti(m): 7:22am On Jul 12, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
Amala and Ewedu is our best food and we are enjoying it. If you have not tasted it before you are missing a lot

Ok
Food / Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by shantti(m): 10:45pm On Jul 11, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
You are lying 🤥

I don't understand. Am not Yoruba, why would u think I've encountered ewedu before setting foot in south west for the first time in my life. Ewedu is Yoruba food

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Food / Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by shantti(m): 10:44pm On Jul 11, 2023
Flamezreal:

How about slimy ogbono (wey be like small pikin wey just dey comot teeth poop
cry) and smelling/stinking Stony akpu? weird people with disgusting food.

Between gbegiri and ogbono, which of them look like infant watery shit. Be honest
Health / Re: Pls Help A Brother. by shantti(m): 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2023
Avoid eating food that was cooked with pepper. Avoid garri too

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Food / Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by shantti(m): 4:49pm On Jul 11, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
what is wrong with amala and Ewedu? I know it is your best food you are just forming

Are u joking?
I saw ewedu for the first time in my life during NYSC. I screamed.
Business / Re: UK Pounds Sells Above N1,000/£1 At Black Market For 5 Straight Days by shantti(m): 9:03am On Jul 11, 2023
Hell no
Food / Re: HELP: Which Of These Ewedu Leaves Is Better?? by shantti(m): 10:51am On Jul 09, 2023
Please u people should learn how to start cooking ewedu with ugu, red oil, okporoko and small ogbono to make it look like soup. That food no look like soup at all, the pure green color is a huge turn off. Also learn how to put the Amala in separate plate, and stop adding gbegiri and stew to it, kanyi Maru ebe ihe ne me anyi na dis country si. Thank you

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Food / Re: Have You Eaten Any Of These Strange Nigerian Food? by shantti(m): 10:42am On Jul 09, 2023
Sorry, but ewedu is strange too, expecially putting Amala in the same plate with it, and pouring that yellowish liquid around it. People dey chop sha

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Crime / Re: Police ‘Arrest’ Cow Meant For Cult Day Celebration In Osun (pic) by shantti(m): 9:00am On Jul 09, 2023
So aye get mind to thrive in osogbo
I thought Yoruba towns are mostly dominated by eiyes.

During hits ayes would collect, cos they don't have the advantage of number.

Person go leave better tech skills him suppose to acquire come dey form strong man.

May all cultist die in Jesus name. Those guys are useless
Sports / Re: I Have Seen It All: David De Gea Pens Farewell Message To Man Utd Fans by shantti(m): 3:48pm On Jul 08, 2023
drizslim:
I already miss David De Gea.. I will never sell him on my master league.. Onana will not do much for Man United know this & know peace

Why do u think so
Onana wey dey give straight clean pass from post to deep midfield

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Culture / Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by shantti(m): 3:17pm On Jul 08, 2023
Gamesmart:


Nonsense!

Peter okoyes children = Cameron and Aliona

Paul okoyes children = Andre, Nathan and Nadia

Those names have nothing to do with their heritage or even religion. They were given it because their parents thought they were cool, funky and superior names.

Complete colomentality names.

Have you ever seen a Nigerian give their children Ghanaian, Kenyan or Ugandan names?

But black fools feel like Gs giving their children oyinbo names.

Colomentality nonsense!

At least they have igbo names. Thats the essence of my reply
Culture / Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by shantti(m): 3:08pm On Jul 08, 2023
KosiGee:


There is nothing like mnpa in Igbo.

I even thought it was a file extension
Culture / Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by shantti(m): 3:07pm On Jul 08, 2023
Gamesmart:


At least they already showed us that they are sensible enough by giving their children Nigerian names.

Not like the mugus of P-squared with the yeye names they gave their kids and were feeling funky.

Peter okoyes children = Cameron chinonso okoye, aliona amarachi okoye

Paul okoyes children = andre chukwunonso okoye, Nathan obinna okoye and Nadia adaobi okoye
Family / Re: Who Craves For Marriage More, Men Or Women? by shantti(m): 9:12am On Jul 08, 2023
Women sabi lie oh grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Am I An Evening Newspaper? by shantti(m): 6:07pm On Jul 07, 2023
Ever since buhari became president till date, marriage became a controversial topic. Why?
Jokes Etc / Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by shantti(m): 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2023
Sandralight:
Men from 30 upwards should hurry up and get married o because time is not on their side anymore smiley

Yes oh
U know We are like flowers with our skin like milk
That's why we storm shiloh each yeah
My fellow men, pls don't let women sleep with u till they marry you.
Politics / Re: It’s Unbearable’ — APC Youth Group Asks Tinubu To Address Rising Cost Of Living by shantti(m): 12:55pm On Jul 07, 2023
This administration will favor me and my family don finally get ulcer. He no even come get money to buy gestid and omeprazole
Politics / Re: It’s Unbearable’ — APC Youth Group Asks Tinubu To Address Rising Cost Of Living by shantti(m): 12:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
grin grin
Politics / Re: China, Nigeria To Build Device In Monitoring Earthquakes, Volcanic Eruptions by shantti(m): 12:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
Lol
Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by shantti(m): 8:02am On Jul 06, 2023
To a woman, this more often than not, represents that you are in control of the direction your life is going and know how to fend for yourself and can support a family if she has kids with you.



So a yahoo guy, a spoilt drug addicted brat who inherited fotunes from his parent is in control of the direction his life is going simply cos he has money

While a teacher or clerk earning 35k each month is not in control of his lifes direction cos he is poor.

It is well with the discrimination. May God bless all guys.

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Romance / Re: I'm Expecting My First Child And She's A Girl,any Suggestion For Her Name? by shantti(m): 2:18pm On Jul 05, 2023
Name her Bala blue-lina
Food / Re: What Is That Food You Can Never Eat by shantti(m): 7:06am On Jul 05, 2023
Ewedu, even the plate used in serving this food scares me. I get PTSD whenever I subsequently see the plate.
Romance / Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by shantti(m): 12:34am On Jul 05, 2023
I thought it was some thing like

#include <iostream>
#include "string.h"

using namespace std;


int main()
{
char* identity = 0;

cout <<"Is the partner who is about to speak the wife or the husband:" <<endl;

cin >> identity;

assert ( strlen (identity) > 0 && strlen(identity) < 100 );

if (identity == "wife" )
{
cout << " Baby, I would love you for the rest of my life " <<endl;
}

else if (identity == "husband" )
{
cout << " I will still choose u again if am giving another choice"<<endl
}

else
cout << "you may kiss the bride"<<endl;

return 0;

}







Abeg oh make una give me c or c++ job
Nigeria hard
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 12:07am On Jul 05, 2023
pocohantas:


You are going to get married and you will have a child by your wife - FACT.

Hiaaaaaaa!!!!

Make una help me see oh

It is by force?

What if am gay grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 12:05am On Jul 05, 2023
pocohantas:


Yes, I am tired of going round in circles arguing something your father didn't do. Goodnight.

But u just admitted by basis as being true, why a u bringing outliner into the argument. grin grin grin grin


Remember am the emotional one grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 12:04am On Jul 05, 2023
So it is now about dreams, we r no longer talking about men respect your wife else she won't take care of u in old age.
grin grin grin grin
pocohunters sef
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2023
pocohantas:


End of Discussion...
Enjoy your dreams.

grin grin grin grin
U aren't making sense, deviatress
But Why r u running
Tired already?
grin grin
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 11:42pm On Jul 04, 2023
pocohantas:


There is no question to be answered. Yes, men have options which they are allowed to have. No one is stopping you men from exercising these options, despite how unrealistic they are.

1)Now, did your father impregnate his house maid?

2)Were you born by the house maid?

3)Your uncles with daughters taking care of them, were they born by house maids?

4) When are you impregnating a house maid?

5) How many of your friends have had their kids via house maids that they never married?

You are the one being emotional by typing out your imaginations on social media. 98% of Nigerian men, INCLUDING YOU, would get married and have their kids by a WIFE. It remains the cheapest and viable option for you! Even surrogate, YOU LOTS CAN'T AFFORD IT. Not when you get triggered by a lady wanting a man with 250k salary.

Years back, you people said it was sex dolls. Now it is nanny. Soon you will impregnate goats. Keep dreaming. grin grin


grin grin grin grin
I understand your pains. It comes from an overwhelming pit of bitterness and the fact one of the bargaining chips ur gender have have been relegated to void. U wished wives had no substitute, I know how it feels.

But am really intrigued by ur detour,
U have admitted that kids can come outside of the concept of a wife, yet to maintain a silly narrative and biased fallacy, u choose to shift the goal post to engage me in a baseless query. Is my life the yardstick that determines whether the fact I postulated applies in the general sense.

So if I am not born from a maid it means people can't be born from house helps, (I am now a yardstick for endorsing reality)

If my dad didn't impregnate his house maid, it becomes impossible for a man to get his maid pregnant. ( My dad is now a yardstick for endorsing reality)

So my uncles daughters must be product of house maids to validate what ever u r trying to bring to light (my uncles are now yardstick for endorsing realities)

It is obvious u like to type even when u have nothing reasonable to say. Like why r u projecting your disposition on me, see what u type and yet am the emotional one. Reality is now imagination even when u just admitted that men have other options (birthing kids outside marriages).

Why r u factoring in cost, how did that enter. U r even helping me out by pointing me to SURROGACY which I even overlooked. Wetin be this. R u sure am still the emotional one. grin grin
Why not just admit and move on. Why all these vicious circle. Why r u this pained. Who devastated u. That guy must be the real idan grin grin grin grin

And yes, in addition to nannies, we can also choose to impregnate working class ladies and still not marry them cool cool




An important question, can u reference to where u culled your statistics from. Am really interested
Celebrities / Re: Ice Cube With His Son Then And Now by shantti(m): 7:21pm On Jul 04, 2023
Draslo:
Old photo.


Una never watch Straight outta Compton? Pure Carbon copy, he acted as his father

Wait, no be ice cube act that film? Wow
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by shantti(m): 6:47pm On Jul 04, 2023
Smoke weed
Romance / Re: "My Wife Is Not My Family"- by shantti(m): 6:24pm On Jul 04, 2023
chidiokay:



Maybe Men end up with all kind of sickness at old age as a result of women's efforts or signature, who knows
it is not today we've seen or heard women brag how they will delightly slow poison there husband to death if he is cheating or whatever. even you pocohuntas have bragged about slow poison recipes here ...
Women stand to Benefit more when the Man dies, as next in command or as next of kin, she finally get to "Control" like she as be aiming for years, nobody get satisfied with 2nd position

However, Women are caregivers, naturally females have the leverage thats why if you visit any hospital you are most likely to meet females nurses only frm reception to wards while the male nurses hide in the theatre or anesthesia dept.

From my local observation, single dads seems to live much longer than married men that spend most of there lives eating one woman recipe wink chioma is silence now only God knows the kind of recipe in her mind, chef tun lo omo 🤣🤣

I fell down laughing at your last sentence grin grin grin grin

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