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pocohantas:
E done tire. Is whataboutism the new word you learnt in 2022? You have typed it almost 55 times. Uncle done learn English.

I thought you told your friend to ignore me. Why do people give advice they can’t adhere to? Can you see it is not easy to ignore person wey pass you?

pocohantas:
Quote me directly. You dey fear? You no see as I dey mention you with my full chest? That is how we do it. Get out of here osiso.

pocohantas:
Awww, Josefu aka Ogbomoso Batman. The ugliest of them all with head like rock. Are you tired? You suddenly matured at over 40?

Josefu don’t get tired o. What did you say I am? Why don’t you speak some goodlooks and purpose into your life. I don’t know why most Edo men are always very ugly. Including your governors. Eish!!!

pocohantas:
Josefu aka Shaq fu said you people have lost this battle. He said you should leave me alone because I pass all of una. Josefu is tired of losing and getting banned. Please listen to him and retreat to base. Thank you!

McDuncan:
Females are like ants. They follow the sugar trail. Let her tag along my coat tail for now.

She was a little jealous lastnight while the younger female warriors had their vulvas penile-filled, hers was left rusty and empty like a broken water pipe.

pocohantas:
Heya! Is that how you console yourself for giving up on running me out of Nairaland? At what point did you realize this? After losing bow many monikers.

Hahahahaha! I no tell you say na you go tire? Thanks for throwing in the towel.

And we finally have our winner.

McDuncan:
What wouldn't you do for the attention? You missed the orgy lastnight and ever since your twitchy fingers couldn't stay off your itchy clits.

But who wants an old, over-used meat with a collapsed labia pointing southwards like you? Surely not me. Never with someone who is a victim of incestuous rape.

Let me go, Poco. Erase me from your memory. It should be easy after all these waters over the bridge. Let them wash over the wounds I inflicted, the ugly memories I re-evoked and the dents left on your persona. But you wouldn't. Like an old witch abandoned in some mud hut, you refused to let go.

"Hand go touch me". By calling on some mod to effect a ban. That's your only medal for your servitude on this forum. By now you should know it means nothing to me.

You're free to dab your eyes while hitting the mod button.

postmann:
Greetings, the one and only _Shaqfu!

It's been a while, bro.

postmann:
Most of your drivel was expurgated as they serve no purpose other than underscoring your relationship woes.

Your intellectual dishonesty on the other hand -- hardly a surprise given your gender -- is worthy of some highlights.

While you were first to throw insult at the guy and he returned the favour, you labelled him a daft who has fallen to insult.

To know women and how they're wired is the first huddle everyman must overcome.

Satan in his ancient wisdom knew how easy it is to get around your mental weakness. What you lack in logic you replace with emotions and dishonesty.

Loathsome lot.

MrMacinterchi1:
Lol. It takes one to know one,
Nairaland movie critics cum director (p.g.a)

MrMacinterchi1:
I know the "twists" in my comment made you think of your favorite series from zee world.
This shows You're a fan of zee world. it's not so for everyone.
By the way, these fictions are mostly for entertainment among others aim. once you're entertained, the goal is achieved

MrMacinterchi1:
The 355...
classy. With lots of twists you can't see coming

Ishilove:
Hymar Idibie insists that art imitates life, and I wholeheartedly concur.

https://web.facebook.com/hymardavid?__cft__

obembet:
There are lots of harmful things in the world such as alcohol, drugs and cigarettes. Cigarettes are smoked and liked being smoked everywhere besides it is poisonous. Although smoking is harmful for people's life.

Even it boldly written on the cigarettes parks. why some say it's very dangerous to the health. But why people still smoking?

Source: Obembet

HeeBraHim2:
No religion like Islam.... It winning people's mind fastly around the world...... God has already promised Muhammad (SAW) that he would make islam the largest religion in the world and it's happening.

I am happy to be a muslims.... I pray igbo and other people who haven't see the light see it soon and hold up the reality.