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Agriculture › Re: The Honorable Fowl: A Rare Chicken Breed With Exceptionally Long Tail (Photos) by ShaqFu: 7:57pm On Mar 05, 2022
All the same it'll still taste like chicken, no?. grin
Science/Technology › Re: The Tree That Bleeds Like Human (Facts And Pictures) by ShaqFu: 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2022
What's the blood type of the blood.
Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Shows Off His Massage Skills While Massaging A Lady (Video) by ShaqFu: 5:22pm On Mar 05, 2022
Men this is funny.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 12:06am On Mar 05, 2022
armadeo:
Bruce Willis is still going hard. 2 movies this year already.

Nihga ain't gonna give up.
money must be made, who cares if his movies are shifty, he's still getting paid. grin
Literature › Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by ShaqFu: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2022
Ishilove:
You are not serious cheesy
grin grin
Crime › Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by ShaqFu: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2022
HardMirror:
ok
thank you.
Crime › Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by ShaqFu: 2:30pm On Mar 04, 2022
HardMirror:
nonsense. Hope you can read and not just pretending to. I said your advice are good, but all you needed to do was give the advice and not assume the story is fake based on the guy meeting her where he did. The story could be fake, but not for the reason you gave.
Below is you saying my questions are stupid. It'll be a futile attempt asking you to show where you said my advice are good.

I don't need you to tell me whatever. I know the story is fake because there are many loopholes. Loophole you like pointing out when talking about Jesus, isn't it funny how you fail to see the same Loophole in that story.
HardMirror:
even if the story is fake, your questions are stupid because you are only making these permutations because you have the chance to, for a guy that trusted the lady he could not have imagined that he was being played. Yes the story could be fabricated, but your questions are stupid.

You would have made more sense in advising people to meet strangers at the locations you suggested
Literature › Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by ShaqFu: 2:18pm On Mar 04, 2022
Ishilove:
And what will the 2022 version of you say? cheesy
I'll rather tell you that in person. grin grin
Crime › Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by ShaqFu: 2:17pm On Mar 04, 2022
HardMirror:
even if the story is fake, your questions are stupid because you are only making these permutations because you have the chance to, for a guy that trusted the lady he could not have imagined that he was being played. Yes the story could be fabricated, but your questions are stupid.

You would have made more sense in advising people to meet strangers at the locations you suggested
Mr HardMirror. My questions aren't stupid, you just don't possess the rational mind to understand my questions. Period.

This isn't Religion Section where you argue if Jesus is real or not, this is Crime section where critical thinking hold sway.

Now lemme give you an example: Now at the bolded (the first) you're writing garbage saying the guy trusted someone he just met. Someone he offered a lift. How can you trust someone you just met? Like how on this planet can you just trust someone you barely know?

This is how atheist like you go about thinking you know all, only for you to be hit with your gullibility, thus showing you guys are just like Jon Snow; you know thinking.

At the 2nd bolded. Just how foolish you do think you sound when you read that rubbish you wrote up there?

The best place to meet people in situation like this, is a place you suggested, not just any place you suggest, but a place where you are well known. That way, if she or anyone came up with that money is missing nonsense, the people who know you in that place with string up and defend you. It is that simple.

It is always prudent to put yourself in situations you can control.
Crime › Re: False Accusation Of Theft: New Fraud In Town by ShaqFu:
Lol. I've been reading this particular bit of story from many WhatsApp broadcast message.

People just imagine stories and share on social media. Isn't it funny how the narrator didn't give the name of the joint he supposedly met this lady?

Also, you want to return someone's wallet to them it's a joint you decided to meet the person, second, a joint they don't even know you and nobody can come to your defence?

Whatever happened to meeting the lady in a public place of well known repute like Ikeja Shopping Mall. Atleast there nobody will make attempt to burn you alive or even meet her at any eatery or fast food joint.
Literature › Re: "The Place Of Rest" -Wasimi Chronicles by ShaqFu: 11:41am On Mar 04, 2022
Ishilove:
"Baby, I said come here and relax with me. Or are you shy?". His voice snapped me back to reality. Reality being that I was about to be impaled by a suspiciously big masculine tool. He was staring at me intently, mentally undressing me and ravishing my young body. The fire in his eyes made me uncomfortably aware of my own vulnerabilty, and this for some strange reason. . .excited me. embarassed

". . .I do not understand my own actions. . .that which I hate I find myself doing it. . . Woe is me".

There is a vixen locked in every woman. A purring, sensual cat just waiting to come out. The right circumstance can unleash it. I felt my inner feline shake its tail and go "meeow. . .".

My mouth suddenly felt dry. I smiled awkwardly at him, fidgeted and swallowed hard. I could taste the after flavour of the sumptous meal I just had with my host. My eyes scanned the dining area and zeroed in on the nearly empty bottle of Eva table water. Yes, escape. . .

"O please," I breathlessly said, "I am very okay here jor". I quickly got up from the chair and pounced on the Eva water. I gulped down the contents before turning to him.

I smiled and casually asked for the tv remote. Wordlessly, he pointed to where it lay beside the hotel extension. I picked it up and switched on the television. His eyes were following my every move. I am sure he had been wondering what game I was playing. Truth be told, I wasn't playing any game. I was trying to buy time to gather my thoughts and get myself together. My own lustful reaction to the Honourable's probing gaze both shocked and embarrassed me and I was trying to quell any iniquitous thought that would make me let my guard down.

I absent mindedly flipped through the channels before stopping at a movie channel. A teen high school musical was showing. I was trying to adjust the volume of the tv when he spoke up again.

"I don't know about you, but baby, I need a drink", he declared. "Let me order for us". I let him order for us without even bothering to listen to what he ordered for.

When room service brought in our drinks, guess what mine was? Nope, you guessed wrong.

Smirnoff Ice. 5.5% alcohol

I took one look at the frosty bottle of my favourite drink and flatly stated, ". . .(his name), I told you I don't take alcohol."

Ladies, I have said it before and I will say it again, never EVER take alcohol when you are with a man who is neither you husband nor blood relative. It will make you lower your inhibitions and compromise your defenses. Alcohol was the last thing I needed flowing in my blood stream in this situation.

I stoutly refused to take the drink, even though that perverse part of me was clamouring for just a sip. Yes, just a teeny weeny sip. . .

Anyway, while he nursed his chilled bottle of stout, I nursed my fears and anxieties. I was wondering the day would pan out. It was already getting late and I had a sneaky suspicion that this man would ask me to spend the night with him. I was worried about how I would get home to Wasimi because in my hurry to leave, I had forgotten to bring along 'vex money'. Vex money, aka emergency money, is the money girls bring along with them when they go on dates. Perchance their dates bleeped up, they wouldn't be at the mercy of the men and they could use the money to clear themselves.

Vex money. Today of all days I forgot to bring it. sad

He spoke up again.

"Baby you are beginning to annoy me", he complained.

"How?", I enquired.

"You are being such a prude", he replied.

I chuckled nervously and asked "how?", yet again.

"Are you asking me how? When you have refused coming to sit with me. Or do you think I am going to r.ape you??".

I considered my options. Not many. Okay then, bottoms up! angry

I smiled and got up from the chair. With a few steps I crossed the self imposed gap between Honourable and I. I gingerly sat beside him. The mattress was very firm.

Wow this is serious, I thought, my heart pounding like I had just run a marathon.

"Ehen, did that kill you?", he gushed.

No sir, but you might, thought I, grimly.

To my surprise he didn't try to act funny. He started talking about Nigeria's abysmal performance in the world cup, the corruption in the sports ministry and so and so forth.

I was already relaxed and beginning to feel sleepy when he suddenly asked me if my bosoms were firm or droopy.

I was startled back to alertness.

I cautiously asked him why he wanted to know.

He said my boobs were harassing him and calling him names and he wanted badly to tame them. He wanted to show them who the boss was, so would I be a good little girl and take off my bra let him give them a stern warning? He said these with a very straight face.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. shocked.
This reads like something the 2015 version of me will say. grin cheesy
Crime › Re: Kenyan Lady Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling A 4-Year-Old Boy by ShaqFu: 11:43pm On Mar 03, 2022
Chai. #WomenAreScum

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: MEN!! Do Not Be Deceived!! A Woman's BODY COUNT Does Matter A LOT!! (Photo) by ShaqFu: 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2022
Iyaebe:
See ehn ladies should examine and inspect the joysticks of all these men before allowing any of them come close, I've seen a lot of unhealthy joysticks here on nairaland, the last one that posted his own was as if rat chop am and I had a bad day from that sorry sight.Most of these young men are walking with infected and unhealthy joysticks.
Ladies should what exactly? When it's s stated fact ladies are more infected with HIV than men.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1262126/prevalence-of-hiv-in-nigeria-by-gender/

You should read more and stop living the life of subjectivity.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2563883/

This is what people like you get when you live a life of subjectivity, that is devoid of any ounce of objectivity.
Career › Re: VIP Whose Police Orderly Carried Plate Of Food Claims It's For The Officer by ShaqFu: 8:26pm On Mar 03, 2022
Bla bla bla. Which police officer? This is how they start lying... grin
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 9:02pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
You keep regurgitating the same nonsense when it's clear that you're some hired social media mercenary doing the bidding of your paymasters.
I once quoted "Assumption is the mother of all fvck-ups" and not just that "Assumption is the lowest level of knowledge". You readily jumped to conclusion and thus assumed I'm some sort of social media mercenary because I didn't go along with your narrow minded assumption. Wow. Hope you didn't fall and land on your head when you made that frivolous and nonsense assumption, because it seem you're sounding like you're hurt, physically and emotionally.

That man, Tinubu, is both physically and mentally unfit to be a local government chairman, much less the president of the most populous black nation on earth.

You can turn a blind eye to the obvious hand tremors and cognitive decline, and hope for a renowned medical doctor from harvard to confirm what is visible even to the blind and audible to the deaf.

I've said my last on this.
You go on and keep convincing the dumb amongst us that Tinubu is in great health.

The rest of us will meet your likes at the polls.
Tinubu is this, Tinubu is that, why are you choking on your assumptions? I ask you again, are you a medical doctor for you to know he's not fit to even give you a dirty slap?

Come on man, why is this feeble attempt at deceiving yourself with frivolous assumptions?
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 8:45pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
Keep marveling. Seems like your next preferred hubby after naivety.

All things being equal, I am going to be voting on that day and I've encouraged those close to me to do same.

I will make my choice known at the polls and I believe millions of other well meaning Nigerians would do the same too.

We say no to unfit and incompetent leaders, despite what some of you disgraceful paid mongers curry all over the Internet.
From all what you've been saying and reasonable person who reads our comments will know who is naive and ignorant between the two of us.

How you can give your opinion via a mere youtube video and call it fact and say Tinubu is not well, when you're not a medical doctor talkless of being in the medical field says a lot about the kind of noise making Internet individual you are.

Feel free to continue making noise online and feel free to vote who you want to vote for.
Career › Re: Police Summon Officer Carrying Female VIP's Food In A Viral Video by ShaqFu: 8:42pm On Mar 02, 2022
Well it's the system that has been carved out by those in power. Security operative are being made house boys and if they refused, they will be sent back to where they came from and someone else who is more willing to serve and pack sh1t will be brought in.

It is what is obtainable is Nigeria today.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 8:34pm On Mar 02, 2022
obidr:
So what do you think ? That he is healthy... You are asking for a doctor. I am one ...let me ask you this pertinent question; if you father has this degree of stuttering and tremor, would you be calm about it and declare him fit ?
How can you prove you're a medical doctor? I need verifiable proof, not your say so.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 8:33pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
Yes..I've seen more than enough evidence to reasonably conclude that he's suffering from at least one age-related neurological disease.

I can also see a feeble man that lacks both the mental and cognitive capacity to rule this complex nation.

Me and other well meaning Nigerians will see to it that another unfit person never emerges president ever again.
Good. You're giving your opinion, and frankly, you're entitled to it. For you to start sounding like you're a medical doctor who can diagnose a person just by watching them from YouTube video smacks sensibility out of any reasonable and senseable individual.

Now the bolded is laughable. You speak as if your opinion count. I won't even be surprise if you don't even have a PVC, talkless of knowing what a Polling Unit looks like. Yet, I marvel how you believe making noise on social media can actually affect voting pattern.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 6:16pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
Hand tremors.
Stuttered speech.
Cognitive decline.

And this man needs a doctor from Harvard to carry out a test.

Remain marvelled, mister.

May this 'mystery' be your eight wonder of the world.
Are you a medical doctor? You deduce the man is sick just by watching all you mentioned?

"Assumption truly is the mother of all fvck-ups".
Career › Re: Police Officer Holds A Plate Of Food For His Madam In Viral Video (Pictures) by ShaqFu: 5:37pm On Mar 02, 2022
So members of the police are being reduced to house boys. grin
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
You marvel?

Well, you would if you were ignorant. Which you clearly are.
You're the one who is ignorant because like I said, I wonder how you can deduce one is suffering from whatever without being examine and also, when you fail to answer simple question. Are you a medical doctor? Mr ignorant.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 5:21pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
Irrelevant question.
Wonder how an adult can be so naive.
Actually, you're the one who is not only naive, but whole fully ignorant. I marvel how an adult can jump to conclusion just by looking at a man with shaking hands.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
So, I need to first examine an ailing old man with trembling hands to know that he's suffering a neurological disease?
Are you a medical doctor? Stop deviating deviant and answer the question. How hard can it be.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 3:44pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
If you need a medical examination after seeing that video, and the man in question, then there's no need to have this debate.
Answer the question and stop deviating, you deviant.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 1:37pm On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
You're a man with next to no shame in you.
Are you a deviant? Answer the question and stop deviating.
Politics › Re: FG Loses Out, NASS Affirms States’ Power To Collect VAT by ShaqFu: 8:24am On Mar 02, 2022
Good. Very good.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 8:10am On Mar 02, 2022
joey150:
We're going in circles.

Is the man, Tinubu, sick or not?
Are you a medical doctor to know if he's sick or not? Even if you are, have you examined him?
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 11:30pm On Mar 01, 2022
joey150:
Of course the whole point was this guy is sick, don't vote for him.
of course you're not sincere like Reno and to deceive and lie is Forte. It's a shame.
Christianity Etc › Re: This March Will Be The Bloodiest Month In The Near History Of Mankind by ShaqFu: 11:17pm On Mar 01, 2022
sukkot:
special emphasis on march 17 and march 22. expect that ukraine situation to turn out into a full blown worLd war this month and expect america to be touched this month. america will get bombed on this month. its going to be fire. hold onto your seatbelts. the meaning of MARCH is DESTRUCTION OF EMPIRES and so expect the american empire to take a huge destructive blow this month. if you have relatives there put them on high alert. tell them to get their nigerian visas ready. THE FALL OF AMERICA IS HERE. Expect putin to turn up the heat this month and he will bring the american empire to its knees. he is the ordained destroyer of babyLon. one of thE 4 horsemen of the aPOCALYPSE
Pardon me but what brand of weed do you smoke?
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 11:16pm On Mar 01, 2022
joey150:
That's the whole point of the video.
Nope. The point is to taint and dissuade people from voting Tinubu. If you're saying what you're saying it means you're not sincere.
Politics › Re: This Is A Fresh Video Of Tinubu’s Physical & Cognitive Decline - Reno Omokri by ShaqFu: 5:31pm On Mar 01, 2022
joey150:
Then don't vote for neither Atiku or Tinubu, simple!
Who said anything about voting for them.

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