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NaijaMemes:
I feel your pain.

My point has never been to force people to run to cinemas to watch the latest movies. However, if you are running your mouth daily about box office numbers, movie trailers, behind the scenes drama and expert movie reviews etc, you should at least watch some movies in the cinemas.

Learning to separate the message from the messenger is difficult, I guess.

which pain? It's a known fact you're incapable of feeling anything, even when a stick gets rammed up your narrow minded ass.

And heck, have you ever seen me argue or debate about box office numbers?

Even those who argue/debate about such things, you expect them to travel out of their town/city with no cinema house, just to go and watch a movie? You're really a goof ball. No wonder you're the butt of jokes here and you're treated with scorn.

IfnobeGod20:
You guys will continue to salaye till kingdom come. Same news has flooded the airspace and you guys called it fake news. Here is the same news from saharareporters. Link below:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/13/chicago-university-says-it-cant-confirm-president-tinubus-certificate-submitted-inec-us&ved=2ahUKEwi_jYz_xaiBAxXXWkEAHbU0Cl0QFnoECA0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw3Ryuyxel1g1dK0OrXLlCNB

Same news from Peoples Gazette. Link below:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://gazettengr.com/u-s-court-adjourns-atiku-records-case-as-chicago-university-denies-knowledge-of-certificate-tinubu-submitted-to-inec/&ved=2ahUKEwi_jYz_xaiBAxXXWkEAHbU0Cl0QFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw3YfCKIqXFtkw-YgH8rfwKX

Eagle online still carries the same news. Link below:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://theeagleonline.com.ng/us-court-adjourns-ruling-on-subpoena-application-for-tinubus-csu-records/&ved=2ahUKEwi_jYz_xaiBAxXXWkEAHbU0Cl0QFnoECA4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw1txMAW9RwvYSC5wpIluW76

This is the same news on another newsline. Link below:
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.thenicheng.com/u-s-court-reserves-ruling-in-atikus-case-seeking-csu-disclosure-of-tinubus-education-records/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwi_jYz_xaiBAxXXWkEAHbU0Cl0QFnoECCgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0PGhp6gtRxqFiXoGdJZeM4

As we always say in Yoruba parlance: iduro osi, ibere osi, fe ni to gbodo mi. You will continue to heap more lie upon lie to justify the initial lie. You called something fake but could not produce any pint of news to counter same but went to paste in comment port a respondent reply to Atiku petition. This is the lowest you people can go by rejecting what happened just yesterday at the court sitting because it doesn't go down well with you and the ilks. Iduro osi, ibere osi fe ni to gbodo mi.

Meanwhile, here again is the link of the news of the lawyer that sued Tinubu at the instance of the subpoena received from US court for him.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.facebook.com/TrustTVNews/posts/a-lawyer-named-mike-enahoro-ebah-has-filed-a-lawsuit-against-bola-tinubu-the-apc/480709507460831/&ved=2ahUKEwjXkOG6yqiBAxVPQMAKHa3gCzwQFnoECCYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1GpUQHKEKtDGtz3fEswT0J
Iduro osi, ibere osi fe ni to gbodo mi.

If you have a working brain and didn't suspend your IQ, you would have read where I said, if him calling PBAT crook really affected you. Your locus standi is that it affected your person for the man to have called him crook. Use your IQ, everything is not by gragra. Digest the content before replying me.

Again, just I have said, read keenly before replying. Please was it not somebody that requested for the subpoena from the court before it was served on the university or does court serve directly subpoena on people or organisation? Court gives subpoena to anyone or organisation that requested for it and the person serve who the subpoena is directed to. Common sense is not always common. Stop grandstanding and looking for what is not lost.
You will salaye tired because iduro osi, ibere osi fe ni to gbodo mi.

There is no point arguing with you, none at all.

So because the same fake news is everywhere, it is now real? Imagine the way you think? And this is the kind of person I've been arguing with. Chai

IfnobeGod20:
Hope you're not having problem with interpretation or you intentionally suspend your IQ for nothing? This is just a response to Atiku's request, in which the response specifically said, they are looking forward to September 12 hearing. The question now, is what happened at the hearing yesterday at the court, as today is 13th September, 2023.
Attached is the same document that you want to use as dummy to those with low IQ like you. Check the date of the hearing at the conclusion heading and stop playing on the intelligence of the people.
What happened yesterday? Post it here.

Why should I post what happened yesterday or the day before or the day after? You posted something that was clearly fake news which the mods in Nairaland clearly blocked. I backed it up with evidence, which you're now saying it happened today or the day before, and you're now telling me to post what happened yesterday?

Since you're in the know of what happened yesterday, why don't you post it?

This is the same you, who is saying I should sue Mr Galloway for saying Tinubu is a crook? Imagine the emptiness you displayed because you have no idea what Locus Standi mean. You're still saying I should post what happened yesterday. Good God.

The same you is saying a lawyer subpoena CSU, when it is widely known by those who have working brains that lawyers don't issue subpoena, only courts do. Your ignorance here knows no bounds and you're busy grasping at straws. It's a pity you have sold your brain. What a shame.

Correction: Men of the Nigeria Police Force only extort Nigerians who don't know their right. 👌

IfnobeGod20:
Why won't it be fake news to you since it doesn't align with what you expected. The OP should have added link to his thread, instead of leaving it blank.
It is a known fact that the court sat at the early hour of yesterday, the OP that declared the news fake should have brought out what transpired in the court. You cannot say something is fake without giving the original. You people will explain tired because truth cannot be covered. It is immutable and universal.
Now that you called it fake, please furnish nairaland with the original.

are you actually this pig headed?

https://www.nairaland.com/822196/it-begins-me/745#125770475

fergie001:
There has been some frosty relationship between the former Cross-River State Governor, Donald Duke and Florence Ita-Giwa "Mama Bakassi" as she is fondly called.

Indeed, in May 2022, Ita Giwa knocked Duke for not inviting her to the PDP meeting, saying, “When the destiny and political future of an entire ethnic nationality is to be deliberated upon, it requires that partisanship and chauvinistic sentiments be set aside. All shades of opinion and all tendencies have to be given the space to find expression.

“The recent so-called non-partisan consultation convened by H.E Donald Duke ostensibly to deliberate on governorship power shift to the south and possibility of coming up with a consensus Governorship candidate might have been commendable but for the fact that it was clearly not all inclusive.

“How such an assembly can be called without my involvement and participation is downright insulting not just to my person but the Efik Kingdom of which I represent in my capacity as Mother of the women in the Kingdom.

“It also demonstrates utter disregard for the women of the Southern Senatorial Zone of who by the grace of God, I am a leading light of.

“Even as the matter can be said to be of a political nature, with all modesty I make bold to say I parade the most impressive political portfolio of all political actors in the zone.”

Duke responds


SOURCE: CrossRiverWatch


Earlier this year, during Campaign rallies in the Southern part of the State, the 77-year-old followed up with another salvo, saying the former Governor (Duke) came to the State with a briefcase and squatted in a friend’s house (before he became Governor).

oh my god. Donald Duke has lyrically murdered somebody's mother oh. Chai. The use of euphemism is top notch, I respect thee, grand master Duke, the pen manipulator. OMG!

Postmann and Disstroy, what sayeth thee as to the penmanship of grand master Duke? 😁

IfnobeGod20:
I hope you have read the new news from US court today? Here below is the link on the same certificate saga.
https://l.kphx.net/s?d=8222850019656448670&extra=Q1RSWT1ORyZMTkc9ZW4tVVM=
Just I had told you, it would be very difficult for the university to own up to the error and claim it emanated from them. If they do, licence revoking is imminent.

More follows!

https://www.nairaland.com/7839673/university-chicago-denies-knowledge-tinubu

Fake news.

You just broke rule 8

NaijaMemes:
With all the box office numbers that people were throwing up and down, you would think that such people would be watching those movies at the cinema.

So, it is pirates that majorly grace this thread?

Barbie landed on the high seas and now, people have an opinion.

Sha, here is my opinion-

BARBIE REPRESENTS THE WORST KIND OF FEMINISM- CAPITALIST FEMINISM

Feminism is not a problem- women deserve equal rights. The issue is that feminism has been diluted to support modern hypergamy and capitalist structures which are ironically oppressive to both men and women.

For instance, Barbie is a market product. A representation of the sexual appeal of the average american consumer- a white, able-bodied, slim blonde woman. This is not representative of many women. This is why a scene of different barbies was incorporated into the barbie movie- so that the criticism of "whiteness" and a lack of intersectional feminism would be abated.

Barbie is heavily marketed with pink. Pink- the capitalist colour marketed to little girls and thereby conditioning them to gendered norms. The same gendered norms that feminists wouldn't want forced on women.

I could go on and on. But it seems that people here prefer the nonsense written by shalaye masters from hyping box office numbers to writing anachronistic reviews of movies.

given your antics and narrow mindedness here about movies and going to cinemas, which of course, you fail to know, not everybody lives in a city/town where there are cinemas, you should be reminded your narrow-minded opinion is best shove right up your nostrils, atleast you should smell your own shit for once in your stupid life.

Desperados:
I saw this somewhere so i decided to share here.

The guy saw his missing rib and they have been dating for a while. So it was time to go to the family of his fiancee to pluck his beautiful flower(as they say) but he got the biggest shock as he was met with what he didn't expect.

He was given a list of items to provide for the traditional marriage as is customary but he instead ran away and never came back.

What are your views on this?

See list below..

this list is cheap na. The things listed there aren't even up to 500K, I wonder why the guy is lamenting. Na WA oh.

Throwback:
So David Hundeyin established his own standard to determine the existence of a human being?

He did not tell us about a non-existing academic record, or employment record, or medical record, or tax record, or residential record?

His own standard is that the Internet record is only about his admission of being Tinubu's classmate, and based on this Internet record it means he does not exist?

And you say this person is a trained journalist?

he's an Obidient, they have brains, but they don't know how to use it. Period.

Gossiphub:
Nigerian investigative journalist, David Hundeyin has said that the Purported classmate of Mr Bola Tinubu is fake.


Credit: David Hundeyin

Oh this David of a guy should rest, he is beating on a dead horse. In his warped mind, I guess the only way one searches for a person is via Social media. Kai.

IfnobeGod20:
Sorry I am not obidient, I am just a commenter on issues as a Nigerian. So with that you scored own goal. For your information I don't even vote due to the nature of my work. You that are political supporters are the ones that have serious problem because you tend to suspend your IQ in defence of your candidate.
Again, I am not a lawyer neither I am a political supporter. I don't keep political documents on my phone or diary. I would advise that you should google all these documents on the net. When the lawyer that subpoenaed CSU sued Tinubu, the documents were flying about on the net but as usual as a political supporter, you feign ignorance of the documents. You can also go to INEC portal to fetch the ones Tinubu submitted. It's even baffles me that you feign ignorance of these documents that even the owner had owned up to that it contains errors but claimed it wasn't his making.
Till date, the school had not said clearly that it was truly their errors. Let me quickly gist you this, if the school come out to claim it was their making, they are at risk of their licence being revoked by the authority because it is a serious issue. You cannot issue two different certificate to a single person in a single course. It's an aberration of the highest order. That's what we called sharp practice in Nigeria. I am hoping the school will surmount courage to come out and say, the errors were their making and let us see what the USA authority will say afterwards.

That's just the contention, the Tinubu Nigerians know is a male but the certificate he is parading from Richard Darley School is bearing female. Don't you think something is fishing? We also hope the school will come out to discountenance the error as theirs but if not, that will be a burden on him.

So you mean Tinubu or you his surrogate cannot sue Mr. George Galloway for defamation of character? Then, why are you wailing that can he provide evidence for all his claims? Tinubu reserve the right to sue the man, if he wishes and anyone that thinks Mr. George Galloway vituperation affects him can do likewise. Because I see that Mr. George Galloway calling PBAT crook really caught you off feet. Please surmount courage and sue him. Case closed. Lobatan!

You don't know jack shit and the emboldened just prove it.

IfnobeGod20:
This is the problem I have with many Tinubu's supporters, they always suspend their brains in defence of him. The contention here was it about Tinubu graduated or not? Mr. Man, it wasn't about he graduated or not graduated but about inconsistencies that filled up his certificates and records. The certificate Tinubu submitted to INEC was bearing different date of issuing to the one given to a Nigerian lawyer that subpoenaed CSU. The one with Tinubu carries 22 June, 1979 while the one given to that lawyer carries 27 June, 1979 and both certificates were signed by different people that had left the school since 2008. Investigation revealed that one of the people that signed one of the certificate had problem with the school, that caused his sacking from the school, due to financial mismanagement. Meaning, Tinubu might have gone through the back door to secured the certificate. Funnily, Tinubu blamed it on the school's clerk.

now this is the issue with many of you obidients. You can't seem to even think, talkless of to reason properly. Now Al this so called mistakes you're speaking of, was made by Tinubu himself or the school? I still wonder how many of you people will stick to a stupid story and still decide to hold on to that stupid story even when facts, hard core facts have been presented to you lot.

Now these certificates you speak off, lemme see the copes of the certificates, and pleas do point out all these errors you speak off. Also, please post your evidence as to the person who was sacked by CSU for mismanagement of whatever you call it. Please post it, lemme see it for myself.

Again, his certificate from Richard Darley School that he purportedly used to gain admission into CSU was bearing female as sex, instead of male. But funnily, Tinubu blamed it on the school.
The only one he has not blamed it on any one is his record of different names (Bola Adekunle Tinubu and Bola Ahmed Tinubu) and also his date of birth that is bearing different dates (1952 and 1954

oh yeah, so according to you, Tinubu is female? Can't you people ever use your brain?

Like I said above, post evidence of the certificate bearing different dates, names and the likes.

Now, I will encourage you to prevail on Tinubu to sue Mr. George Galloway or you can as well help him to do the suing as to teach him a big lesson but remember, you can't sue him in Nigeria, where police will intimate him and the court will rule unjustly because it is a case of president.

Tinubu's errors filled records and certificates are not normal mistakes that one does when writing. These are major mistakes that are not pardonable. I hope you're aware that one house of reps election from Kano was nullified yesterday because he forged secondary school he used to gain admission to Nuhu Bamali Polytechnic? As far as this country is concern nobody has two heads and what is sauce for goose is sauce for the gander. No room for double standard.

Let the truth be made opened, let the schools come out and claim they did the mistakes and someone like me will be at rest that it wasn't him and the case will be closed. But this hide and seek is what I don't like.

the emboldened just confirm you know absolutely nothing and you're just ranting and spewing garbage on social media.

It's a pity, you have a brain but you can't use it. What a shame.

abduleez1:
Actually, the opposite. It's doing well in theatres actually.

wow. This is very comforting. Na to wait am out.

Na among the reason I miss Lagos be dis. Lol

IfnobeGod20:
And the same Nigerian court exonerated Bode George. Same Nigerian government pardoned Joshua Dariye. Please what example are they setting, that if you do wrong, there is always a route to escape. That's a bad precedence.
Meanwhile, I will advise that Tinubu or his agent should sue Mr. George Galloway and let us see what will come out of it. I want to even see something but remember, Tinubu himself had owned up to the errors but you supporters are still fighting tooth and nail to exonerate him. He said the disparities in the font and size of his certificate was committed by the clerk of CSU. In another one, he said it was the mistake of the school that his certificate bears female instead of make. But till now he never told us why his certificates bear different names. Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Bola Adekunle Tinubu. You may have more explanation or you help him sue Mr. George Galloway. Thank you.

No court in the world is infallible, no court. Every case judged can be revisited with new evidence, it's that simple. Politicians have been sent to jail, presidents pardon the politicians, albeit, the courts have done their job. It's that simple.

Now, it is well within Tinubu's right to sue, but he won't, beside why should he? Mr Galloway is free to rant and make noise as much as he wants, nobody pays attention to someone like Mr Galloway who wants cheap publicity, except Obidients.

Tinubu owning up to errors mean exactly what? Like you who is typing doesn't make mistake and you're infallible?

The mistake made was made by Tinubu or CSU? I wonder why you lot are going Gaga over this whole issue. Even our very own WAEC make such mistakes. CSU have come out to say Tinubu graduated from the school, yet you people don't eat to hear it, you're claiming to know more than CSU, tssk. You people are unbelievable.

PrinceOfLagos:
Nlfpmod you need to move this thread to the front page so that people can see the high level of hunger In Ibadan

Let me kuku tag Helinues and Seunmsg

there is hunger everywhere in the world, if given this scenerio, many citizen abroad will behave in this manner, it is human nature, nothing more, nothing less.

IfnobeGod20:
Remember the only place he can sue George Galloway is UK and their courts are not like ours here that they maneuver cases. I want to remind you that James Ibori was exonerated in Nigeria but got to UK and he was jailed with the same issue tendered. Also remember that Ekweremadu is also in their net cooling off but if it were Nigeria that his case was decider, you know the result.
I pray Tinubu files defamation suit against him and let us test the water.

wasn't it the same Nigerian court that sentenced Bode George to jail? That sentenced Joshua Dariye etc? I wonder how many of you always think the Nigerian court system doesn't work because the judgment doesn't favor you or appeal to your sentiment.

Mr Galloway if asked to prove how Tinubu is a crook, he should prove how Tinubu forged his university documents etc. Let's see how he will prove it, instead of ranting on social media and showing he is as foolish as many Obidients who have brains but can't use it.

Angelfrost:
Mind his business??! That is exactly his business up there... He is an international talk show host and journalist.

still doesn't give him the right to Asiwaju a crook. Why didn't he call Rashi Sunak a crook? If he's an international journalist, like he claims, he should know a thing or two about defamation. If he is called to prove how Asiwaju is a crook, hope he won't start playing to the gallery?

Did you also ask Nigerians to mind their business when they kept dissecting Ukraine Vs Russia, Brexit, Trump/American Elections, etc.??!

of course I did, but also, the Nigerians who spoke about all what you wrote have it in mind to Japa. Hope you saw the amount of Nigerians who wanted to fight for Ukraine etc?

So it is up their alley to speak about such things, now ask yourself why Mr Galloway keeps speaking I'll of our president? Is he planning on japaing to Nigeria or what?

Please, let's quit this Slave Trade/Neo-Colonialism talk... It has ceased to make sense.

Slave trade succeeded because Nigerians and Africans were more than willing and greedy to sell their people off to foreigners... Most of those slaves were not kidnapped by invading colonialists.

there's something called aiding and abetting, hope you know this? If there aren't drug dealers, there won't be drug users. If there aren't prostitutes, there won't be people willing to sleep with them. Hope you get what I'm saying?

As for Neo-Colonialism today... Who welcomes the current colonialists by mortgaging their nations into unpayable debts??! Who rigs elections??! Who literally robs and loots both revenues and borrowed funds?!! Who brings in foreigners to ship away resources and valuables after taking kickbacks??! Who made African nations so corrupt that they are literally unlivable and beyond redemption??! Who spends billions of their nations' funds on senseless foreign trips and medical tourism??!

election rigging isn't synonymous to Africa alone. Hope you read about how many americans reacted after Donald Trump won't his election? And also, how Donald Trump reacted after he lost his election?

You also watched how he (Trump) ordered his loyalist to invade American congress etc. There is also the case of when Algore contested for president, and after he lost, the rantings that follow, so please, don't make it look like Africa or Nigeria are the only ones who right elections.

I ounce told you about aiding and abetting. A man who steal money, is called a thief, a man who receives stolen money is called what?

Until we all sit our asses down and clean up our mess, we have no moral justification to call out critics... Period!

you honestly think the west will allow that happen? Divide and conquer is what they're very good at. They've been doing it from time, and they have become exceedingly good at it. Look what they did in Libya...

Valwezzy:
https://www.torizone.com/posts/2023/09/117511-shame-rema-deleting-songs-gifty-powers-drags-artist

how did she know Hell is real? Has she been there before?

abduleez1:
For where you wan see am Bros... 😀😏😏

Film wey just come out last week. 🤯🤯

ah okay. I been think e go enter high sea sharp sharp because I never hear say e dey do well for cinema. Lol

Peterpaul96:
George Galloway Former Member of Parliament of the United Kingdom carpets a Pres. Tinubu fan who called into his show to warn him against talking about Tinubu.

Gbas Gbos on an International Level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RUP1HmsYhk?si=JdglQOREegaxKCvf

another foreign idiot not wanting to mind his business.

Bloody wanker_.

Angelfrost:
You have no moral justification to call him names...!

He doesn't come to Africa for health checks or leisure... His country provides all his healthcare, security, and social needs. His country doesn't conduct flawed elections where imbeciles vote based on ethnicity and religion.

When you can say the same for all your citizens, politicians, and elected leaders, then can you qualify to insult him.

the moniker you quoted have every moral justification to insult this George Galloway or whatever his name is. I see no reason why someone, whose country not only engage in slave trade, but profited from it, is busy talking... How many Nigerians do you see meddle or even comment in UK politics?

This people should mind their business. The era of slave trade and colonialism is over. Now it is neo colonialism we have to deal with, George Galloway should mind his business.

musicwriter:
This is one of the morons I sent my hard earned money some years back when I still identified as a fool in the name of Jesus.
Can't believe that I was once stupid enough to send my money to a pastor in the name of a fake god!!

Well, I've requested my money back on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/7124687/need-offering-money-back-attention

Did you get it back?

abduleez1:
Downloaded yesterday night along with Talk To Me. Na time to watch am be problem.

Is Equalizer 3 out on High Sea?

milann:
I've you seen Risen? This is what Mel Gibson wants to replicate

Nope, I'm not really a fan of Jesus movies. I've not really watched The Passion of the Christ. The only movie I've seen that bore resemblance to Jesus is Ben Hur.

Couldn't have said it better. 👌

abduleez1:
Something's cooking... 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳

the sequel to the passion of the Christ would have been best release around next year Easter, to encourage christian faithfuls to go out en masse to watch it.

abduleez1:
2007.

Cool. Downloaded it already. I'll see it tomorrow.

abduleez1:
One of the god tier films from my man David Fincher. It's that film I stopped doubting Morgan Freeman.
It's easily one of my best films of all time and my favourite from Fincher.
The Batman (2022) is somewhat influenced by this movie.

You should check out Zodiac from the same director. Somewhat similar to Se7en but has a lil bit crazier frenzy demystifying the Murder mystery.
In fact, check out the man's whole Cinematography. He's premium tier. One of the few directors that can compete with Chris Nolan pound for pound in storytelling.

Which year is the movie?

Se7en.

Now this is a movie. Given the year the movie premiered, I'll say it is one of the best movie of that century. The acting was near perfect, Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt nailed their roles.

The pacing, tension, thrill and gun fight is captivating. The plot was godtier and 7 Hallelujah Aye Hosanah for Kevin Spacey, dude more than killed his role.

I recommend it 100%. You won't waste your data watching it.

ErenXSatoru:
It's a movie I religiously watch once in a year plus a third of Tarantino movies

Cool.

MrSinister:
Is this the kind of topic you should be creating on Nairaland?! Your action is quite disappointing smh

how does it exactly concern with what kind of topic should chose to create? Are you the one buying data for her? Are you the one who paid her school fees etc?

The way some of you lot just decide and believe you have the right to tell people what to do with their time is nerve racking. Tssk.