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ronald4lif:
I believe you. I don't need a girl to do my chores, I am not handicapped or clueless when it comes to the kitchen, if I want to eat I fix it myself even when my girl is at home, except of course she decides to, not a mandatory. And if you like work like jacky, I don't find it plausible. There are other factors which should be considered when in a relationship and house chores are the less relevant ones.

donmalcolm21:
GMB has always been a known sponsor of BH with his attitude towards their activities. Forget about the stage managed act that BH wanted to blow him up, GMB will be exposed sooon for what he is.

nessaluv:
Except 4d insecurity ish. in kd i'd say kaduna is d best -IM0

html14java:
Until you start buying.

html14java:
This court case is just to dis stabilize the enemy's camp. court won't dismiss Tambuwal's

medamillion:
I hope u read that "Nairaland is not responsible for whatever you post on this forum" Becareful what u post. #my50kobo

pendy79:
The minister of finance and co-ordinating minister of the economy is like a TREASURER?

Did someone just wrote this? Huhhh.

Nigeria is in deep mess and crisis with youths who reason and talk like this openly.

rozayx5:
it will be easier for me to to through the eye of a needle than for him to show u such pic

justmag:
Position 1! @ that position u need more than an alarm clock to wake me up!

gmcb:
same here, 10th June

BackDatAssUp:
How does the Speaker emerge?
The constitution is clear on the emergence of a Speaker.

A minority party can not produce the speaker.

Plebian kindly: https://www.gifbin.com/bin/g630875949.gif

BackDatAssUp:
For the simple fact that they are the minority they also ought not produce the speaker.

Tambuwal's case is dead on arrival.

AdolfHitIer:
Hmmm the man is a gonner let him get ready


Apc are touts

Bunch of hopeless morrons

Buhari is a bastard terrorist
Tambuwal is a criminal

Gej till 2019

zboyd:
The power of the pen has been used to uplift the worthy and topple the unworthy - so it is with the internet - a powerful media tool that is increasingly being used to sway public opinion, regarding specific issues that negatively impact people's lives. Why do you think the high, mighty and corrupt fear journalists?

Over here, some Christians (me included) aren't afraid to question the motives of pastors, especially if it concerns their offerings and tithes. Therefore, wise church leaders make financial records available for its members to review on a regular basis. The last thing they need or want is a disgruntled member to make waves concerning the church's finances...or worse get the feds involved.

jonglexer:
Tribute to Dr. Myles Munroe The great bible scholar was one of the
nine passengers on an executive
plane that crashed in Grand Bahama,
his wife and daughter were also on
board.
The crash occurred as people were gathering in Grand Bahama for Dr.
munroe’s 2014 Global Leadership
Forum dated for Monday, November
10 and was scheduled to feature
Africa’s richest woman and oil mogul,
Mrs. Folorunso Alakija and Andrew Young, Former Mayor of Atlanta and
former United States Ambassador to
the United Nations.
The best selling author’s wife, Ruth
Ann Munroe, and daughter, Charisa
were also reported to be on-board the vessel that crashed, leaving behind a
son, Chairo (Myles Jr.) Munroe. The last message I heard from him
was on Inspiration Fm 92.3fm on a
Sunday Morning, I’m glad I recorded it
although not complete I’ve been
trying to find it to no avail on the
internet, perhaps someone might know the title and where we can get it,
so I’ve spent some time writing out
parts of the sermon to share with
people who may be questioning his
death and purpose, he will be
remembered for a lot of great messages and quotes, in regards to
purpose, relationships, leadership,
vision etc.
Not many people like talking about
death, but in this message Dr. Myles
challenged us to face death, and write our obituaries daily as he did, he
warned us not to disgrace God by
mourning more than necessary, and
that he expects bright colors at his
funeral, if you want me to mail the
recording let me know if you also can’t find it on the internet. “Excerpts from Dr. Myles Monroe
sermon on obituary Life is a mysterious experience 1. There are questions in life that we
can never answer, so please don’t try
to invent answers Normally when there is a lot of
emotional upheaval and trauma
People turn prophets and prophetess
and they start talking about dreams.
Shut ur mouth!
Don’t try to speak things you don’t know anything about, 2. There are things in life we cannot
explain so please don’t try to be deep
and trying to impress people and
trying to explain the mystery of life 3. There are things in life we cannot
change, know your limit I’m not a boy I’m a man Been living for
over 58years even though you may
not see that, I have seen almost
everything
I’ve been poor, been attacked,
criticized, misunderstood,depressed, been happy, I’ve had much, I’ve had
nothing 4. There are things in life we cannot
control, settle it now 5. There are things we cannot stop,
things like death, and you can’t even
choose when it happens. 6. There are some things in life we
cannot be responsible for, sometimes
we take responsibility for things that
we didn’t cause and it actually
destroys us, because we walk away
with guilt. You are not responsible for your
children lifestyle after they reach the
age of 25
So if your kids decide to do some
things, don’t sit around all your life
depressing yourself as a parent while they are having fun doing their
foolishness, you’ve done your part,
they’ve got a decision to make, let
them live their decisions. Some boy decide to divorce you don’t
sit around all your life depressed while
they are having a second spouse, you
ain’t responsible for them making a
big mistake like leaving you, get on
with your life You are not responsible if your spouse
died So learn to settle some things so you
can live and have peace 7. Things in life we cannot exceed,
trust God after that Expect the best and prepare for the
worst Do all that you can and leave the rest
to God Let God be God Met so many people who think they
are the Holy Spirit
They want to explain everything
They want to convict people to come
to Christ There are things only God can do so
behave yourself There are things only God knows so
shut up yourself It’s ok to tell people I don’t know 3.There are things only God
understands
Know what you know and thank God
for what you know 4.There are things only God can
explain
So Let Him explain Brother Miles I need a prophecy on
whom I’m to marry
Brother miles: I don’t know,
And if I knew I would probably advise
them differently Know your limit, you are not God, so
have a good time on earth 1. Know what your limitations 2. Know what you are not responsible
for 3. Know what is your responsibility 4. Accept that you know what you can
and cannot do 5. Accept that you don’t know what
you can and cannot do And it gives you peace All of us will die one day so EVERYDAY
I write my OBITUARY You are never remembered for what
you did not do If you can sing/cook/help with
children/youth and you are not doing
that there is a gap in your obituary, it is
being depleted. There are things we cannot do, but
there are things we can do, do them. Solution to stresses we are going
through 1. Every problem is temporarily ,
including the grief
By the way if you are going through
people acting strange around you all
of a sudden, just remember they are
temporarily insane, don’t throw them away just wait till they come back
around 2. Don’t apply a permanent solution to
a temporary problem, people go
through spells, life goes through
spells, you have kids doing
foolishness, running off with bad
friends, even if kids act foolishness for five years they will return, we saw you
son in the night club, yeah he is
having a spell he will be back, so go to
bed, don’t wait up all night Danger is sometimes we make
decisions because of pressure not
purpose
And we realize later and we want to
reverse it but it might be too late The most dangerous thing in life to
loose is not your money nor your
friends, nor your house, not your car,
the most dangerous thing to loose in
life is your faith. When faith is lost, life has nothing left Judas lost faith and applied permanent
solution to a temporary problem I don’t trust nobody, means if I don’t
see him I can’t make it, everyone is
temporary Your husband is temporary, your wife
is not permanent, I imagine life
without you, just in case, so I’ve
attended my wives funeral more than
once, for I know not the date We expect nothing to change and the
only thing we are guaranteed is
change Change in inevitable, change is what
life is about. Disappointment is only possible when
expectation was present I told you this things so that when
they happen you won’t be offended in
me Expect the worst so you won’t be
disappointed Nothing can frustrate the enemy if the
enemy put you in jail and you tell the
enemy you expected this, you took
away the power of the prison If you use the death of a person to be
depressed as a church for 10 weeks,
you have brought a disgrace to God I imagine life without you I have attended my wife’s funeral We don’t expect change, but the only
thing we are guaranteed is change I’ve been to my own funeral, and by
the way I already saw who was there,
you better be there
And I made a deal with myself, if
anybody come to my funeral without
wearing a bright color, I’m going to get up out of the casket, walk to you,
slap your face, go back in the casket
lay down and die again. I want colors, yellow tie, pink socks, I
want blue shoes, red skirts, you all no
come here In no black We don’t mourn as those who don’t
have hope I want all men to wear fine red tie, blue
tie, yellow tie, if you got the victory,
dress like it, if death got no sting then
why death make you look gloomy Don’t expect me to be your pastor
forever Philippians 3:12/13 Forgetting is necessary for moving Forgetting what is behind you press
forward
Your boyfriend/girlfriend left you for
another fella so what you gonna do?
forget them, cry a couple of days it’s
ok, then after forget them, you were not born with them, only the mature
think like this, it was good, I enjoyed
it, let’s move on Excerpts from Dr. Myles Monroe
sermon on obituary”

UjSizzle:
Lol "Legion of grey gentlemen"

Ladies will be falling over themselves to get to you

T-Shirt Logo?

UjSizzle:
You guys should start a club already

bharkarh:
If tosay na Nigerian, we go say d niccur dey use jazz with the same shirt of a thing

krispycash:
It's funny though... I noticed my first grey strand when I was about 18... Hot loads of them now... Funny part is it only gets worse after u try to dye it... Tried it all... Na Small remain I for even use black paint... But heck... Really can't be bothered anymore... It carries quite an air with it... Grey is the new fad.... We all get it someday, some earlier than others .... So I think its just better u let it grow...

Akpan107:
*then, what do they believe in?
*What religion do they base there fighting to protect.
What book do they use in defending *what they doing?

Mrval20:
The creator of the universe.

Mrval20:
I made that statement because I was at Suleja, Niger state during the past presidential election and witnessed how a riot that could've turned into a big deal was subdued.
That must've given him a clue on what to expect; but since you think he and myself(whom you simply concluded to be a supporter of his) is clueless and daft, let
G-d take the wheel and protect us all.

southsouthman:
Why can these APC governors address a gathering without insulting or making reference to the President. Has Fashola become the attack dog for Tinubu? Is all this about impressing Tinubu to have some relevance after 2015. My humble advice for BRF is that you are too descent and good to play dirty politics. I was among those who protested in your favour when Tinubu did not want you back. You are one presidential material Nigeria has. Tinubu can make you realise but those of us who appreciate you can.

morbid:
I was just wondering what OBJ would have done to Tambuwal,if he were to mess with him this way. But,look at Jonathan and the PDP,running helter skelter. Does it mean that they can't come up with one plausible bribe accusation or something,just to mess Tambuwal up?? This reminds me of Senator Adolphus Wabara.

Kay17:
Yes as a demonstration of their faith.

Kay17:
Yes as a demonstration of their faith.

Kay17:
What is the question?

Kay17:
But the unbelievers rely on medicine too, and there wouldn't be a difference in Jesus' message if both the believer and the unbeliever sleep on the same hospital bed.