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@richart what has punnany got to do with future, you superstitious freak don start again ehen #iJumpUPass

Well I wasn't gonna publicize this but i had to . There is dis girl my friend is dating, let's call her Mabel. My guy and I structured some random double date sometime last month and his partner was the delectable Mabel, she's endowed in d right places and she wouldn't have to work too hard to seduce an harmless blad which was exactly wat happened. It was late in the night, my friend could not take Her to his family pad, so he begged that I let her stay in my place overnite and I said yes. Fast forward to 3 hours later, two drunk adults, pretence of watching californication and well we tangoed,mbut she practically asked for it and it would have been a slight on my manliness to decline. She left the next morning and I promptly told my guy what happened. A week later dis chic was back for another dose ( need I mention my talent in such thing). Now I have no issue with free Ponmo, am just taken aback that this girl seems to have no issue doing my friend and I simultaneously as long as she thinks he doesn't know. It got to a head one day, I was with my friend, she called him, they did lovey dovey and the next sec she called my line and was gon act with me too. My friend has asked that we continue messing with her, am just thinking if this is not one of those things that come back to bite you in the future. What do you think NLanders.

my turn Grin Cheesy

Never knew,i would fall this deeply for you.
it is time to express our feelings and love for each other,once again.
knowing you,has lightened my day,you give me hope,you always there,when i call.

You have showed me the other side of true and real love.Lets hold hands,kiss and celebrate this Vals day,with warm love in our blissful hearts.

Happy Vals day. 'P' Kiss Kiss Kiss

Wow, is this lady taken, i might just have found the inspiration to steal her away.

#in tubaba's voice# i don't know what am typing right now,

@ OP, whatever you do, please don't ever bleep your female friend, it almost never ends well. Understandably, a virgin at 28 might start seeing it as a burden. It is not your place to take advantage of that.

@ OP, we got a name for fellas like u, shyt-head, go ahead and yansh her and see how happy and proud your dad will be. When you are done, please drink a glassful of dettol so that the world's population can reduce by you. What is wrong with my generation

^^^^^^^ still up no thanks to dumb guys who can't read the date of the post or are just too Hot to think without their third leg.

^^^^^^^ wrong wrong wrong, she got all she wanted in a randy married "PASTOR". i sometimes wonder if women really have brains.

dear nairalanders,

I am on the look out for 2bedroom apartment, prefered locations are as stated above. The property should not lack;

1. Good water supply

2. Parking lot

3. Tarred, motorable road

I am indifferent if the house is new or was occupied but i don't want any apartment under renovation or planned renovation.

My budget is 280-400/annum and willing to pay two years. if you have usable information, please contact me on 08078402493.

Thanks for your anticipated assistance.

Moderator, please this is urgent.

bros my budget is #200 pa, i have one year can pay second year within two months, i need a miniflat. anthony, palmgrove, ilupeju and any decent estate around surulere is preferred .

I told her my balls were in terrible pain and I might die if she don't help me. It worked.

Trust me d bros just dey respond to agro and agro na bastard. Keep your covenant with God. If he truly loves you, he will wait