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Whiteguru: NollyWood makes u believe:
That u can be shot in the head and the pain will be felt first in the stomach!
That a high tension cable can be made to shock a whole bus with passengers in it and make them sleep for a few minutes!
That for u to fire the Ak47, u need to shrug it violently in direction of ur target!
That for the sex to be good it has to be under covers!
That every poison acts within a few seconds after u taste it.
That White foams must fill and overflow the mouth of a poisoned person
That mad people see visions or somewhere have a knowledge of who is good and who is eveil
That all kings are out of this world rich even when the governor and the president are part of the movie!
That aki and paw paw are commedians!

LOL. . .this is really funny

#funnytruth

. . .sighs

musKeeto: dolt... didnt yahweh accept human sacrifice?
Wasn't Jesus a human sacrifice?

i see. . .u wanna plant your argument On that,well you see the sacrifice Of jesus was more of a "self-sacrifice" and this made it very very different,he died so the rest could be saved. . .he wasn't forced In2 doing so,he wasn't compelled or anytin
it wasn't tradition or anytin,it was willingly,infact there was a time he was praying if there cud be another way. . .Like all humans,even jesus had his free will,he cud av chosen not 2,and i'm sure that wudnt have affected his relationship with God,but it sure wud av been selfish on his part and deathly 2 Man

John 15:13 reminds us that "Greater love hath no one than this, that they give up their life for their friends"

Now let me ask this. . .If u cud die 2 save your family,wife or gf perhaps,wudnt you do it?? (i'm guessing No) human ish

i'm guessing you still do not understand,but lets nt derail d topic now. . .but i see trolling works with u Ppl...

Logicboy03: There are people that still practice African traiditional religion in Nigeria and Brazil, yet they dont sacrifice children.

However, it seems you prefer christian pastors the practice tithe fraud and the beating of children witches.

sure thing. . .Because ur d chief priest and you have 1st-hand Info on what goes On right??

OH maybe because they'd announce to you and the whole world of their operations,i'm sure u have elders and Old knowledgeable Ppl who were around at that time(traditional ish). . .do some 'time' digging,eh?!

And I don't know which pastor ur On about,be specific. . .And d God i bliv commanded we pay tithe. . .tenth of what u'v Got,it has ntn 2 do with pastors or anything. . .even though some of them have decided 2 exploit this means. . .but that still should nt stand in the way!

Horus: Why does slaughtering have to do with spirituality?. You are talking about witchcraf but me I talk about spirituality. Your mind is as confused as a Nollywood producer who cannot make the difference between witchcraf and spirituality.

what are you On about?? Even At that time witches were considered an abomination,and do u really wanna deny that those amadioha,Ogun whatever worshippers. . .Or even traditional rulers didnt sacrifice Ppl in times of trouble??

Witches Kill. . .traditionalists sacrifice Ppl,there's a HUge difference!

Oh mY God!! This is Enucleatingly Fantastic!!! Chei!!

Charles u bad gan O!!
TonTo dickeh na ur life be this?? I don die !!!

But on a more serious note,this will only give d song more clicks, +1 4rm me. . .gotta check out how bad it really is or maybe its jst exaggerrated!!!

Logicboy03: and 40% of 200 million is 80 million and counting in Nigeria. Checkmate


Proof of religion in China;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_China

KorrectIon. . .last census,140million,official records,which makes 40% 56million. . .chinA-5% of 1.4billion =67 Million and rapidly counting...

http://www.pewforum.org/Christian/Global-Christianity-china.aspx


Btw,are we seriously doing this?

Imanuelle: Avoid playing tonto dikeh's song on board!
U could cause a plane crash!

and why is this Point not No.1?

Horus: The worst is when everything that have to do with african spirituality is depicted as evil.

Isn't it?? Or you want us 2 go back to d days where you or your children will be slaughtered as village sacrifice 2 appease the gods?? (No offence)

Truckpusher: I'll not deny the fact that this is a good write up but for an atheist to hide under the caricature being made in nollywood everyday to attack religious institutions is totally unacceptable and such write-ups belongs to the ditch.

confam!! . . .even though i dislike Nollywood as much as they do. . .if they feel religion is wrong and want 2 attack,they shud jst come out plain and do so,stOP HidIng!!

Logicboy03: What the hell are you on about?

Christianity is only 4% in China as at 2010/2011

Lol,i know. . .buth err. . . 'LOGIC' proof?? Though i'm sure its much more than 4% ,,. . .Oh and jst so u knw,4% of the population of china at that time is about 56million,and counting... Logicman

Logicboy03: Asia is a continent. Nigeria is a country.


Furthermore, 64% of Japan dont believe in god

42% in China are atheist

South Korea is about 46%

Lol. . .and this is someone ranting about Logic. . .that man was trying 2 base his argument on the Lot of Nigerian christians,i was just showing Him that the people he worships(by that i mean civilisation) are accepting th GOod news Everyday

Oh and BTW,what is 54% of 1.3billion Ppl??

And as off 2010,about 23million chinese were converted

and FYI,there are over 100m chinese christians,which is more than the 70m communists

I wonder where u Got ur facts from anyways(nt saying they are wrong)

redsun: I can see why you guys arrest goats and monkeys for criminal offences in nigeria.You can not combine reality with delusions,if you do,you will just remain a zombie,and will never seem to get it right.

The only thing that is keeping nigerians down is their mindsets.They believe to much in mysteries,instead of facing up to their life challenges and sorting them out.

Lol at your ascertations,there are More white christians than Nigerians you know,Infact,we'r child's play compared 2 them. . .Infact presently,the christian asian Population has already dwarfed Nigeria's and is still growing. . .what was it u said about mInd-set again??

Mary 4 life: he didnt mean that.he is only speaking to the demon in you and not you

Lol. . .dOn't mInd logicboy ma'am. . .he has comprehension hics

Lord Babs: I pray that you and I die, precisely this week, for a speedy reckoning. Oya, say amen to that.

actually i still got some stains here and there,some grudges 2 clear,fulfillments 2 fulfill,gotta be perfect 4 judgement u knw. . .talk 2 me In abou 70yrs

Logicboy03: You wouldnt take the same threat of hell from a pagan or a jew. Why should I take your threat of hell seriously?

Logic fail??

Don4life: all des wife snatcher....leave my wife alone!!!! else illl make urs 30mins or even less

all those years no do abi?? OLe. . .jst leave the rest of her 24hrs 2 me. . .

**Intruders will be seriously dealth with**

Now candielove. . .where art thou

Don4life: keep off...i saw ha first..

u got a death wish man?? . . .dnt worry,i'll make that 24hrs 4hrs

#keepoffthebeauty

Oh and I 4got 2 add. . .u guys are made On this argument,i actually went off 2 reinforce,but i see u'v been officially choPped and srewed!!

i'll just save it for another GOod day,u guys arnt worth it(at least nt right nw)


#peace

Demons have Invaded this thread
Lol,Dnt mind me

But,seriously. . .i do nt understand why these Ppl are trying 2 so hard 2 convince themselves that Much greater Beings(with a God head) do Not exist,and at the same time trying 2 drag others 2 you-know-where with them,

Fine---stick 2 ur believes and at the End of the Day we shall see who the 'wise' ones really are , , ,80yrs tops 4rm Now u'll die. . .till then,peace!!

C yu In d afterlife

Lord Babs: intellectual idleness and cowardice!

right. . .your thoughts,bUt i'm just saying!

Not 2 be d party crasher buhh. . .is it jst me or have I seen this same exact Topic On front page b4?

Or am i deja vu-ing this?

Nonetheless,its a nIce post,Nice points. . .but ur asking 4 tOo much. . .ur asking 4 perfectIon man!

Okay

Say NO 2 suGar-Mummysm . . .MichelicIOus All d way

candieangel12: Donate all the money in my account to the motherless babies home/ orphanage

Eat, eat, eat, and eat

Spend some time with friends and loved ones

Find the sexiest guy ever and fuk.c him till I'm tired

Ask God 4 4giveness of my sins incase there is a God and a heaven

U get mOuth Gan O!! Na U go fck d guy nt Otherwise. . . welldone!!

Anyways In case dat happens we can jst get married and save you the stress

Sequentially!
..........................................

1)get a priest and get married sharply so i don't miss there
2)Pray 2 God for forgiveness and all so i don't spend my eternitial afterlife In HELL
3)when i'm quite satisfied with The abOve,Use the rest of whatever i have left 2 get myself a maserati and RIDE the rest Of my lIfe away!(fast Lane)

and yes. . .All In 24hrs

Word of advice---Don't take any chances,if heaveN does not exist In d end,what do u have To Lose??

So do u atheists bliv u have a soul or Not?? Or a spirit perhaps,b4 u bring science in2 d picture,educate urself On astral projection and get back to me. . .accepted u don't bliv in God,try your Own spirit,or u just think that The whole you are ur head,torso and limbs? When you die where does your spirit go?? Does it just stick around and watch the Life u left beHind for eternity??

topsyking: Na wa o..naija don go other country go dey form ethnic minority..I think there shld be nigerian american, nigerian british..we dey try..and lastly all dis pple u guys mentioned none of them ever plan to visit or come back to this land of demonic and oppressive govt

No way. . .that's nOt true,i'm sure its d of late security issues that's making you think this way,2010 i'm sure u wud av thought different,a lot Of them are very proud 2 be Nigerian,except seal 4 whatever reason,even Nas who doesnt have a Nigerian origin adopted a Nigerian name 'Oludara'

and what do u think the wesley snipes' controversy is all about,i'm sure he feels he has 2 be 4rm here

Akinnuoye agbaje,who has 2 be One of The most successful Nigeruan-American celebrity out there can speak Fluent Yoruba,little of Igbo and swahili,are yu saying someone like that isnt proud

Most of these ppl are proud 2 be Nigerian,i think its High time Ppl started being positive about der country,Development doesnt't just spring up like that overnight. . .u gotta start thinking world powerly!!

Mr prudent: wat a nonsense,dos police thought they hav don a great job now.....so pethatic

I dOn die!!!

E be like say Gbagaunists dOn invade dis thread O!!

deletrue: Come, some of you will just talk whatever that comes out from your brain. Are u related to baba? Am sure you must be a yoruba man. Am also from yoruba but was out for some time and returmed for seven year now. One thing that makes me love lagos and indeed improved human living is having free times and freeing yourself ie site seeing and have exercising and others helps to prolong living. In lagos you have many beaches and other places for this purposes. Just blaime these people who indulge in these acts of stealing. They are just bad boys etc.
Pls you and your like makes some us uncomfortable for living a life like a sociatal deviants. Try to behave as normal persons so that others will copy you. Do not use your tongue like one who do not grow up from a family. Those of you who have lost money etc. for acrobatics, please easy. It's just the king of society we belong.

errr. . .English pls

Monkeys resisting arrest. . .that really Got me cracking

On a more serious NOTE,this has been On for a very Long time particularly with fulani/hausa Ppl,and this isnt their Only meth. . .they also draw crowd themselves by stabbing each other(without effects) and cUtting their fingers with knives and Putting it back On(or so i'm told) Or "swallowing fire" Normal 2 wonder how they pull that Off right??. . .while In d process others carrY on stealing from d hypnotized victims

If ur really Looking for all that In One piece. . .hehe,My Man ur On a Long tin. . .besides,I never Liked manuals