₦airaland Forum

gypsey:
This man has done nothing wrong, the offended man should go and talk to his wife his wife is obviously a hoe.

And why do nigerians always strip suspects offenders nakid? Is it some kinda nigerian fetish?

the said man has been disturbing the wife for sex and the woman told her husband about it so they decided to set him up and he fell. That's why u see him holding the man. He was caught in the mans house

pyyxxaro:
OP see the way una de expose Man tools

If na woman own, una go cover am make we nor see

Wicked people

lol how man go do na the man deserves serious flogging

A man was caught red handed and pants down today in Opume community in Ogbia local government of Bayelsa state. It was gathered that he was trying to sleep with the woman right inside her matrimonial home and bed when he was caught by the woman's husband.

It's from a very reliable source and am anti party, I don't give a damn if it's Pdp or apc that's winning but let the right things be fine. And it's Okah lga not Agah

It's a shame that people still go around doing this and the unfortunate masses are still very gullible, well I am hoping this is caused by the recession.

An APC in Agah local government was caught red handed dishing out 2000 naira to electorate in demand for their votes. This is really sad in this 21 century. Nigerians when will u learn to be wise instead of selling your future for a token?

I pay as much as 3500 in my one bedroom apartment and its billing me, I saw a friends bill on Saturday who pays 1000 per month in Abuja which has steady power in her location, am wondering why we that produce the gas that powers the light will be paying more for light we hardly see.

I feel the South South region of Nigeria pays the highest bill and lowest quality in terms of output. Bayelsa state for instance about 80 percent of the state is in total darkness with only the state capital Yenegoa having PHCN light. Yet the light is shared in the small state capital with house hold seeing it as low as 3hrs a day, worse it is that the PHED representing these part has refused to issue prepaid meter and often giving estimated bills. They go as low as charging per room with a one bedroom apartment costing as much as 3500 a month and a 2 bedroom apartment costing 5500 a month for a light of just 3 hours a day.
My fellow Nairalanders please how much is it in your area, do you pay this much for your epileptic power as well? Please share you thought from a concerned Citizen from the oil rich SLUM of Bayelsa.

Great men

Governor Wike visits Jonathan

So I made fp again cool

Below is what the commission said

It's really scary how they abduct these days

Gunmen kidnap INEC staff in Bayelsa, demand N20m ransom ON JULY 1, 201610:06 PMIN NEWSCOMMENTS By Samuel Oyadongha, Yenagoa The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, in Bayelsa State has confirmed the abduction of ‎its staff at Otuasega town in Ogbia local government area of the state with the kidnappers demanding N20m ransom. The commission’s Head of Department, Voters Education/Publicity, Mr. Timidi Wariowei, identified the victim, as Davies Eldred, head of Head of Department, Gener‎al Administration and Procurement. Wariowei, who disclosed this Friday night in Yenagoa said the victim was ‎kidnapped on Tuesday at his Otuasega residence at about 8pm and whisked away to an unknown destination. His words: “The commission received the sad news of the abduction of Mr Davis Eldred, Head of Department, General Administration and Procurement on Tuesday 28th June 2016. “He was abducted from his house at Otuasega town around 20:00hrs.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/gunmen-kidnap-inec-staff-bayelsa-demand-n20m-ransom/

Nicest

Best network yet

She has done what she's famous for.... showing her butt...

FredN:
Your analysis is spot on. There is no liquidity anywhere

PMB essentially pressed PAUSE on Nigeria, he took the lifeblood away through the TSA and he does not listen to anyone except the voices in his head telling him he is the best thing that has happened to the world. GEJ initiated the TSA but didnt implement it yet because he listened to smart ministers telling him to not apply it acrosss the board. I am sure the TSA will work if it was started in some ministries like NNPC and NPA. Right now government hospitals cannot access monies for medicines until government subvention gets to them



The banking industry is a reflection of true economic state of a country. Right now, people are not doing high risk high return businesses. Everyone is being very very careful. At this trend Nigeria economy will shrink back to 1983 era

We also have the dumbest set of ministers ever in the history of Nigeria especially the finance minister.

the finance minister who goes about speaking English like she the is the first to school in UK. I haven't heard anything tangible coming from her side, really.

BeeBeeOoh:
All hail to that man & his lying crew for promising Nigerians to create 3m jobs in a year but, turns out to do other wise. God help those that never voted for this fake Change..

He was probably saying Nigerians will loose 3m jobs every year we just didn't get it.

Welcome back my Hero

Former President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has returned to Nigeria after reports suggested that he was seeking asylum in the Cote D’Ivoire, where he said he was holidaying.

Dr. Jonathan, who earlier dismissed the reports, arrived at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja on Wednesday evening, according to reports.

wordychap:
Blame is shifting to boko haram, OK o

All they do is trade blame my brother. Boko haram hav been weaker than ever. We've ha them blowing and killing people since 2009 and we didn't have such scarcity. This government isn't ready to lead yet.

A governor that lacks vision and very arrogant towards the plight of the people. No single project commissioned under is wat
ch. compare to Ambode of Lagos state that has commissioned so many projects just after one year in office. I weep for my people of Bayelsa and why God has not given as a leader since.

Sarang:
You have and you do know well that Igbos are not Lazy or are they?
Also Majority carries the vote.
I've been to Bayelsa too and honestly they are Lazy.
You cannot compare a Bayelsa guy to an average Igbo guy.

Even as far back as 2006 that I went there,they always say they own the Nigerian money.
Not one of the Bayelsians in our yard bro,no not one goes to work.

Some smoke around. Even their father then drinks Kia kia like water.

Some of the neighbours who lived with us then already built their houses and fortunately One was a Bayelsa man married to an Igbo woman while Others are other tribes.
The ones in the backyard no get work.
Three guys in one room,no job.
When I say guys I mean grown ups.
Did I talk about women?


The last time I called it was the girls in the family that feeds them,how?
By sleeping around and now guess what? Some don born pikin.
They only good thing I learnt there was pidgin english.

It's good to want to defend your state but don't you
know that not saying anything at all wil totally ruin them.
Unless you really like the way things are going in your state then keep supporting them.

People only wanna help by talking,who knows perhaps they may actually listen.

Change comes with knowing what to do and working towards it.

what state are you from?

Omokunlex:
Ijaws are very lazy uneducated drunkards,
it is these pathetic kai kai addicts that want to bomb our Lagos, i just de shake my head.

Sometimes when you people talk u sound like you have no birthplace. Have you asked how many Bayelsians are willing and able to work but yet haven't found none. you are here supporting a Governor who hasn't been able to achieve nothing but negativity in the 5yrs he has been Governor. let him tell us how many projects he has commissioned since he became Governor. you are here calling every ijaw man lazy. I don't blame you, its the Ijaw man that insulted all Ijaws for is inability to achieve, given the mandate he was given. I'm a full blooded Ijaw man and I dare you, come meet me anywhere on any level I will flaw you. educated illiterates. How many graduates have you got in your family ?

Don't even watch porn

koife:
Bro pls your statement is fallacious....you're about to get married to a lady you can't have sex....pls see bolded. Thanks for confusing us....pls bore us no more....Adios!

You lack understanding

Franzinni:
Gerarahiaa you just looking for attention OP

You think everyone is like you? Did u see OP ranting about making front page like most of you do?

Mayany:
Sometimes a guy can respect/love a girl so much that he doesn't feel like making love with her until marriage out of respect,, but can make love with any other girl that look sexy and slutty. I also think your girl might be the career type that you are proud of her but maybe she doesn't talk dirty in order to turn you on, you can go ahead with your wedding plans but first let her know what turns you i believe your marriage with be cool#my opinion#

I feel like you've really said it

Hafyz23:
Tell her d truth, talk to her,her response is ur lead. Try s*xing with her again and u decide wot to do after. Thanx.

Thanks

Ray360:
hmm! do you like big breast? and do you think the sight of her breast kills your urge? these questions might seem silly from me, But they can be roots of your plight

yea I do like big boobs
boobs and I feel like we do not connect or maybe I feel pressured. I got this friend that keeps saying I don't love her. I feel like I do if not why would I be with her?

Ray360:
dear OP, from the culmination of your quotations to various posts above, I could deduce that the problem is psychological and can't be remedied by mere shallow means. can you answer these questions
1.What is her sexual appeal like?
2. Primarily, what Type of woman have you always prefered to make love with? shape or stature wise. busty women? slim women? women with plentiful behind? fat women? please answer.

3. what shape does your fiancee fall into according to question 2 above?

4. the other woman you made love with and used as a control experiment specimen, what's her shape like? what excited your hormones before you made love to her?


Do justice to these questions please, I await a reply

He got high sex appeal. He body type is okay but her breast doesn't really turn me on. the other lady I had sex with was not as beautiful as she is.