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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 8:45am On May 04, 2017
Keyans more than 50% of your people don't have access to improve toilet facilities. grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 8:32am On May 04, 2017
Hbuyosh:
Where's @Shaytun?

https://s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/scrollstorage/1447845069-976_Top-10-countries-without-access-to-improved-toilets-Number-of-people-chartbuilder.png
I am here

When you live in a glass house don't throw stone.

Estimates on access to private, improved sanitation in Kenya, including sewerage by World Health Organisation (WHO) and UNICEF Joint Monitoring Program (JMP) 2015, indicate that only 30 per cent (31 per cent of urban and 30 per cent of rural), which is over 21 million people in Kenya, still use unsanitary or shared latrines.

Approximately 18 per cent of rural populations in the country practice open defecation. However, more needs to be done to address the sanitation challenge, especially since a percentage of the population still do not have access to basic toilets and one in seven people worldwide, still practice open defecation.

http://www.wvi.org/kenya/article/access-toilets-needs-be-priority-kenya
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 8:28am On May 04, 2017
Kibera is the largest slum in Nairobi, and the largest slum in Africa.

There are approximatly 2.5 million slum dwellers in about 200 settlements in Nairobi representing 60% of the Nairobi population and occupying just 6% of the land. Kibera houses about 250,000 of these people. Kibera is the biggest slum in Africa and one of the biggest in the world.

http://www.kibera.org.uk/facts-info/


The F..Uck , 60% of nairobi population live in Slum

Nairobi, Kenya - Wherever you walk in Kibera, the Kenyan capital's biggest slum, there's one golden rule that must always be observed, local resident Abdul Abdallah says.

"Don't step on any plastic or paper bag you see on the road."

Among the endless piles of rubbish that line Kibera's streets are what are known as "flying toilets".

"People poo in the bags at night, and they tie it and throw it and throw it away," Abdallah tells Al Jazeera.

The flying toilets are a symptom of Kibera's lack of a proper sewage system.

Hardly any in this impoverished corner of Nairobi has the luxury of a toilet inside their home. Some have an outdoor toilet, shared between multiple dwellings, but these are simple pit latrines that need to be emptied - usually into the open sewers outside.

"You remove it from your face and put it to another person's face," Harun Wainaina, another local resident, says with a bitter laugh.

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/04/deal-kibera-flying-toilets-170403111700090.html

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/04/deal-kibera-flying-toilets-170403111700090.html

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 8:20am On May 04, 2017
Don't worry kenya your time to hate is not fully here yet.

Nigeria to be among top 3 world economies by 2050

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/nigeriall-among-3-world-economies-2050-britain/

Haters are only going to do one thing "Hate".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 5:16pm On May 03, 2017
Accusing others of what you are guilty of is a sign of insanity.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 5:15pm On May 03, 2017
TayserMahiri:
We will just annex them and all will be solved. Those who don't like it will join Nigerians on the deadly journeys to Europe.
When you live in a glass house don't throw stone.

http://pulitzercenter.org/reporting/kenyans-brave-dangerous-journeys-hopes-slipping-europe
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 5:08pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
so this proves naija has better quality life......you guys sounds like small kids sometimes or you just slow
Actually the average nigerian has a much better life compare to an average kenyan
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 5:04pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
Shytun dude claims Nwa Baby song and its Ashawo remix make Kenyans fear naija guys... grin grin grin
No No am not the one claiming that it's from your own citizen

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/evewoman/article/2000204686/why-kenyan-women-fall-for-nigerian-men
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:58pm On May 03, 2017
PissedYagami:
They still have access to electricity mate
No they don't, they don't even know what electricity is, the only eletricity kenya produce is being use in nairobi.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:56pm On May 03, 2017
TayserMahiri:
We know why Nigerians are fleeing and pretending to be investors

The uprooted are crammed into squalid camps and towns already too destitute to deal with the influx. Food, water, and sanitation are scarce or nonexistent, leaving few options other than open defecation. The camps and slums provide a perfect breeding ground for disease. In a deadly cycle, malnutrition renders children more susceptible to infection and less able to fight it. Epidemics of measles and malaria rage, and polio has resurfaced. Child mortality is off the charts, "two, three, four times" above the emergency threshold, says Marco Olla, a pediatric specialist with Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) in Paris. Malaria has been the biggest killer, accounting for about half of all deaths, but acute respiratory infections and diarrhea are now vying for the top spot.

It is hard to rank human tragedies, but by all accounts this is one of the worst on the African continent today. "It is really, really, really bad for a lot of people. It is a crisis of great severity and magnitude," says Jorge Castilla of the health emergencies program at the World Health Organization (WHO) in Geneva, Switzerland. Yet it remains remarkably unrecognized and hugely underfunded, leaving aid workers struggling with how to deliver lifesaving interventions when the needs are so great and the resources so paltry.



Literacy hovers around 20% or 30%, and it is far lower among women, who bear, on average, about seven children. The population is swollen with a generation of young adults with no education and few prospects, leaving them vulnerable to extremist ideology.

Boko Haram emerged in this environment around 2009. Its full name translates into "People Committed to the Propagation of the Prophet's Teaching and Jihad," but the group is better known by the shorter one, which means "Western Education is a Sin." The size of its army is unknown, though estimates place it at 15,000 or more. It rules by its own warped and cruel version of Sharia law.

At first, Boko Haram's attacks were sporadic, but the insurgents soon ratcheted up the intensity and seized more and more territory across the north. The group announced its presence to the world in 2011 by bombing the U.N. headquarters in Nigeria's capital, Abuja, and then gained further international notoriety in April 2014 when it kidnapped more than 250 schoolgirls in Chibok, Borno.

Even before he took office in August 2015, newly elected Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari, a former general, declared war, vowing to crush the insurgents. The fighting has been brutal—innocents have been slaughtered by both sides.
Like i said when you live in a glass house don't throw stone.

Kenya with a larger population than nigeria is the SLUM CAPITAL of africa

There are more slum in Kenya than in South sudan(South sudan huh), Uganda, Congo, Niger,Chad, Mali, Tanzania. embarassed embarassed embarassed
But don;t worry your country is on the verge of being taking over by nigeria(We just have to watch out for south africa and china grin grin grin), we will make everything right for you. wink wink wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:50pm On May 03, 2017
Guys you need to forgive the kenyan for their hateful coment for what can they do when their girls are falling for "naija Guys".


Our girls will bend all the rules to please Naija men. They don’t mind dropping their ‘feminism’ guns when a Naija bro comes knocking.

Take this example. A month ago, a video featuring a half-naked Kenyan girl dancing seductively for a man with a heavy Nigerian accent (who could only be heard in the background) went viral.

‘Shiro,’ the dancing queen, was dropping it like it’s hot, shaking what her mama gave her to the joy of her man who couldn’t hide his excitement.

‘Turn, Shiro, turn!’ Oga shouted in the typical Nigerian accent that made the word ‘turn,’ sound like ‘ton,’ as he encouraged the enthusiastic dancer to let loose in the four-minute clip, which he promised to delete after the show.

Trust me, if the man in question was a Kasyoki, Kamande or Ondiek, Kenyan women would have taken to the streets to protest


http://talkofnaija.com/must-read-why-kenyan-women-fall-hard-for-nigerian-men/
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:39pm On May 03, 2017
Nigerianilization of kenya, i tell you my broda it has already begun.

"Nigerians are tough business people to compete against and are also very aggressive. East Africans, we are a little passive."

Figures from the Kenya Investment Authority (KIA) show that trade between the two coun- tries is low and fell from a peak of KSh3.2bn worth of exports from Kenya to Nigeria in 2008, to KSh2.9bn ($34.2m) in 2012.

The KIA says it has registered six Nigerian projects in Kenya, including three in the restaurant business and one in media.

"We are currently following up to facilitate a mining in- vestment proposal of $400m in addition to other investments," a KIA spokesperson says.

http://www.theafricareport.com/East-Horn-Africa/nigeria-kenya-courting-business-across-the-continent.html
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:33pm On May 03, 2017
There is no escaping it.

The only choice you have is to hate which you are already doing but that soon will turn to love.

"The growing social and cultural influence of Nigeria in Kenya is the natural precursor to full Nigerian musician. Nigerian music is so well liked in Kenya that a radio station that purports to play ‘urban African music’ has a playlist of mostly Nigerian music.



Name the biggest musicians in Africa right now. Now name some of African films’ biggest stars. Go ahead, I’ll wait. How many of them were Nigerians?

I interviewed one of them last week, the “highlife musician”, Flavour, most famous here for his Nwa Baby song and its Ashawo remix. Like the most conceited of eternally sunglass-wearing stars, he was a fragile personality, treated by his management like a precious piece of china always at risk of breaking if not handled carefully.

Even for one who massages egos for a living like me, his egregiously cocky demeanour was over the top and supremely annoying, almost as if sucking out all the air from the studio.

The smugness that travels along with Flavour is not unique to him. His compatriot, Davido, is no different. A big star on the African music scene, he is also well aware of his stardom and acts as you would expect of a rich, spoilt brat.

I was in Mauritius in late June for a Multichoice content showcase for their DStv and GoTV channels when I met the 22-year-old musical force. I didn’t get an on-camera interview; he had to run off to a busy night of partying before leaving the next morning for a different part of the continent.

On my return flight, I had the misfortune of sharing my cattle-class row with two Nigerian journalists. The men demanded to be served before everyone else, and despite having flown economy, wanted the services of a private suite on the upper deck of an Airbus 380.

“Nigerians have a highly defined sense of self-belief,” entrepreneur Mike Macharia told me. “If you meet a Nigerian somewhere, it is not someone you’ll look down upon because you’re prejudicial.”

He has spent the last few years trying to expand the company he founded and still leads – Seven Seas Technologies – into Africa’s most populous and biggest economy.

In Kenya, Nigerian movies are some of the most popular on television, much loved not just by housewives and househelps, but by many who would probably never publicly admit to watching Nollywood productions.

Nigerian music is so well liked in Kenya that a radio station that purports to play “urban African music” has a playlist of mostly Nigerian music. It might as well be called Davido FM.

So powerful is the “Nigerian” branding in Kenya that the Nigerian-Kenyan comedian, Obinna, has channelled it into a radio and TV show, performs to large crowds and is even launching a singing career.

“What makes Nigerians so different is that they’ve accepted themselves, they’ve accepted their loudness, and they embrace their African-ness,” former TV business journalist Cynthia Nyamai told me by phone.

She says her eponymous communication consultancy is doing good business in Nigeria, just a few months in.

“They allow themselves to dream big – you think of owning a Range Rover Sport, they are dreaming of owning a jet or buying a holiday home in Spain.’

Obinna says his Kenyan fans love the boisterous nature of his character.

“Nigerians are flashy, they wear loud colours and drive big vehicles and Kenyan women especially love that.”

Mentally superior to Africans

He plays into the overconfident stereotype that many Kenyans both love and admire.

[b]“Kenyans feel mentally superior in East Africa, but Nigerians feel mentally superior to most Africans,” [/b]Macharia says.

“That level of self-assurance works for them across Africa.”

He points out that Nigerian businesses are making more investments in the country, such as GT Bank’s recent acquisition of 70per cent of Fina Bank.

‘They find us weak, so when he comes here and buys a small bank, $100 million (Sh8.7bn) is something he can easily do.”

There’s a Nigerian everywhere you look, anywhere in the world. A friend took me to Croydon in South London two years ago and we found Nigerian influences there suffocating.

A large immigrant community in a former colonial master is certainly admirable but the growing supremacy of Nigeria in Kenya remains unexplored. That Africa’s richest man, Aliko Dangote, is investing in the cement and energy business here and President Uhuru Kenyatta is noticeably warming up to President Goodluck Jonathan are just the latest signals.

Growing influence in Kenya

One of Africa’s biggest writers, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, was in Nairobi for a literary festival late last year to a prodigious reception. Not only are Kenyans attracted to Nigerian music and film, their modern literature is taking over from the Chinua Achebes and Wole Soyinkas of yore.

No wonder Nyamai says Nigerians are “very pan-African” and she now gets business on her own without facilitation from the British partner who first introduced her to the market.

But that continent-wide thinking may also be working against Kenya’s in the East-West interaction that remains heavily imbalanced in the West Africans’ favour.

The growing social and cultural influence of Nigeria in Kenya is the natural precursor to full economic domination. Though China is investing millions of yuan in Kenya, it is the colourful folks from Africa’s West coast with their agbadas and distinct accents truly capturing the hearts and minds of Kenyans.

It is only a matter of time before the naira gains currency with the population here. The Nigerian colonisation of Kenya is here.

You might not recognise it just yet because it is wearing sunglasses and acting up."

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:31pm On May 03, 2017
Slowly but steadily Nigeria taking over Kenya

http://www.nation.co.ke/business/Payments-firm-Verve-enters-Kenya/996-2935302-gdtcpx/index.html

http://www.kachwanya.com/2017/03/07/12-banks-in-kenya-sign-to-use-verve-card-the-first-african-card-that-competes-with-visa-and-mastercard/

Some of your brothers are already afraid.

Need I tell you how Kenyatta International Conference Center was overflowing with single ladies eager to hear the secret to a man’s heart? I hope the Nigerian priest of marriage finds time to speak with brodas in Nairobi, and ask them why they let all those chicks roam the streets waiting for a Nigerian to hook them up.

"I weep for my mother’s land. Not because I have anything against Nigerians, but for the Kenyan predilection of being so trusting. It has been said in other quarters that the great state of Nigeria, will hit a population of 250 million in the next couple of decades. Now, that is a huge population. Seeing that they are also so enterprising, after colonizing us culturally, they will need extra land to grow their food and keep their cattle. Remember the vast Athi-Tana plains are still empty.

“Oshe…oshe O….oshe O…oshe Baabaa…” see, I also learnt some Igbo in Nairobi. Now you go learn some, my broda O, and see how yori yori (sweet) it sounds."

http://www.eafricainfocus.com/2010/09/27/kudos-nigeria-for-colonizing-kenya

It is a process that has already been initiated.

http://www.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/DN2/Nigeria-not-China-colonising-us-/-/957860/2430580/-/2is3mdz/-/index.html
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:18pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
The Transmission Company of Nigeria, TCN said the nation’s power generation capacity dropped from 3,959 megawatts on January 4 2017 to 2,662 megawatts on January 22.
The Nigerian Electricity System Operator, SO, website, a sub agency of TCN, disclosed the figure in its daily forecast on power generation data in Lagos on Sunday. So you still having 2MW catering to 180 million people and fake industries .whats the bleep
No it isn't

http://allafrica.com/stories/201705020887.html

Nigeria electricity generation currently stands at 4,027mw and yet We nigerians complain Why because it is not suficient, Most nigeria business actually generate their own electricity.

What actually surprise me is that You only Generate 2000MW and it seems to fulfill kenya electricity consumption.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 4:01pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
This year 2017 at least 70% of Kenyan households will be connected.You just googled an come up with 2000MW . Cool then maybe Kenya is more efficient in distribution than you guys.Its the same thing about your (fake GDP).You say ya got money but your HDI is really low.
Like i said 2000MW(Like what the Bleep), is tooo small to do anything unless you guys don't have any Big manufacturing Industries.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:33pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
Why would i complain if i get it 24/7
Yes YOU get 24/7 electricity but larger percentage of your fellow citizens have not experience electricity since the day they were born.

There is no way you can have a Strong economy on 2000MW of power, Dude it is not just possible.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:26pm On May 03, 2017
TayserMahiri:
With generators
The moment you know that something is wrong is when you realize that kenya generate 2000MW of electricity and it's Citizen are not complaining.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:21pm On May 03, 2017
iblawi:
From Kenya to South Africa then Ghana and the circle continues.
I swear, You begin to question the Sanity of people when they began asking if we have transformers in nigeria.

Show you the Kind of education The kenya government offer it citizens
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:19pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
hey Shytun ..man that name reminds of shetani in swahili (the devil) your pics still do not impress an by the way please tell you govt to cater for basic needs of your people
Shows the kind of thought going through your head.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:18pm On May 03, 2017
TayserMahiri:
At least they are standing on their feet, Nigerians have to lie on weighing scales
Really, Of all things you could have said this is what you came up with

Seriously, What kind of home training did they bring you up with.

Am not going to descend so low has to engage you in this kind of argument.

WHEN YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE DON't THROW STONE.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:09pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
hey Shytun ..man that name reminds of shetani in swahili (the devil) your pics still do not impress an by the way please tell you govt to cater for basic needs of your people
Tell that to your government first, Since they've successfully manage to exclude 88% of Kenyans from development.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:07pm On May 03, 2017
PissedYagami:
Do you guys even have transformers in Nigeria?
Despite us having electricity problem's, You do know we generate more electricity than you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:05pm On May 03, 2017
PissedYagami:
We have other cities bruh
No you don't

None of your city is qualified to be called a city excepts Nairobi, or maybe to a lesser extent Mombassa.

You have only one city and it has the largest slum population in the WHOLE OF AFRICA.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 3:02pm On May 03, 2017
TayserMahiri:
At least mark the dusty roads. What will nigeria ever get right?
Atleast They have a road to mark.

They are not like the kenyans whose government have thoroughly ignored them.

Kitale kenya

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:53pm On May 03, 2017
mtis:
The pics are ok but as a Kenyan am not really impressed...but that just me grin
Hehehehee, Which Kenya Town/city can match the development in the various pics have uploaded.



Don't tell me you are trying to compare nairobi with owerri or imo. undecided undecided

Kenya with a population of 46.0million people has only one "funtionall" city, Nairobi where 40% of the population lives in slum .

Financially Lagos beats Nairobi.

In terms of beauty Abuja Beats Nairobi.

In cleaniness Uyo beats Nairobi.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:43pm On May 03, 2017
Imo Nigeria

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:42pm On May 03, 2017
IMO Nigeria

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:38pm On May 03, 2017
owerri cont'd

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:37pm On May 03, 2017
A lot of insanity going around this days and it seems kenya have not been let out.

Owerri nigeria

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:23pm On May 03, 2017
My Naija

Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Shaytun: 2:21pm On May 03, 2017
Insanity... is the only one thing that will make a kenyan think is country is better than Nigeria

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