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[color=olive]Excuse me but why are some people explaining their business to this 'lepashandi'. You don't owe anyone any explanation. Everyone to his own views, why come and start an unnecessary feud?[/color]

[color=olive]Private messaging is not available but you can make use of the Yahoo!, ICQ or MSN ids of the profiles of the person you want to talk to.[/color]

[color=olive]I'll try calling Seun's attention to this 'cause the post really isn't spam.[/color]

[color=olive]Whatever, dude. Lmao[/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . see beef![/color]

[color=olive]lol. . u and whu?

i'm not doing ya bid, just felt lyk droppin sumn[/color]

[color=olive]Synoptic words. Linking words. Words that link to MATCH. eg. A football match, a matchstick, or even 'march'. . forget about rhymin' 4 now. . get the lines right first and u would then need to get into the rhyme schemes. Lol[/color]

[color=olive]Now, i've introduced an operative word 'Match'.

Think of synoptic words for MATCH. . List them here and we'll continue later[/color]

[color=olive]I'M on my mobile, so I can't post a large chunk at one go.

So as I said, synoptic words.

eg. Say u were to rap abt some1, and u happen to know sum 'personals' abt them. Use it. For xamps, i'll go wif idk, 'being wack'.

so, the punch will need an intro so i'ma try: U'R SO WACK. .

Then, we need to give dis point a facelift - it could be jocular for more effect. If he is wack, den robust the point. . lol. Let's go wif:

U'R SO WACK, U COULDN'T MATCH ME. . .[/color]

[color=olive]Gabz, just 2 save u frm d hands of ya teacher, a punchline is a witty line, eg. 'I'M hotter than fire' OR even 'if u were Tyson, u couldn't bite dis'. . these are pretty played-out, simple punchlines. U have to make use of metaphorical inferences like 'the cultural capital', 'news headlines', 'subjects' or anything your crowd can associate with. Just be careful about sensitive topics.

anyhoo, to make a punchline, think of synoptic words around the subject. [/color]

[color=olive]About 2 years or more[/color]

[color=olive]Hi. I guess you're talking about writing in subscripts. At the beginning of the text, type in [ sub ] (without the spaces inbtw)and at the end of d text, type in [/ sub ](without the spaces aswell). Hope you understand.[/color]

osasp:
true say. dats some rubbish intepretation by the english youth.i hear from time to time and laugh 2 myself.

[color=olive]Lol. . what can we do?[/color]

[color=olive]@Ofokasibe,
You and this your Shaz ehn? LOL

_{Btw, u still owe me some sturvs, u kno. .}[/color]

[color=olive]So wait, how about the fact that 'being swag' means being 'cheap' or 'rubbish' or even 'ugly'. Too many meanings.[/color]

[color=olive]At the moment,
[list]
[li]Nokia 2600[/li]
[li]Nokia 5200 XpressMusic[/li]
[li]Nokia 5300 XpressMusic[/li]
[li]LG KS360[/li]
[li]Blackberry 8900 Curve[/li]
[/list][/color]

[color=olive]Hahahaha. . is that all you've got? It takes more than that to unnerve me. . so keep going.[/color]

[color=olive]@Agabe123,

By the way, it was in the Nairaland Childboard, not General Discussion and the thread is full of jokes, why not move it to jokes??[/color]

[color=olive]Haha! And the unruly attitude begins.
I've got just 2 words for you: Mind Yourself.
Just take the link off, it's against the rules of NL, anyways - you're a Newbie, u prolly din't know.[/color]

[color=olive]I know, and if you took time to read through my post, you'd see what I meant.

And trust me, your approach is bare childish. Even kids don't kid like that anymore![/color]

eyedoncare:
@ poster u are Jobless and frustrated

This 4 your ass

[color=olive]Why post the horrible link? Wat kinda human are you,mehn? As if chickenpox is not enough, [/color]

[color=olive]Come, I'm moving this thread to JOKES. [/color]

Moyola:
These peepz r sumwhr "eating d life of their head" n yu r here comparin!!

Oh well!

[color=olive]Looooooooooooool. . . , . [/color]

[color=olive]Loool. . You must be high on a dozen red bullz for have that stamina. . Lmao

Jerkin' is quite arty tho and we'd run of out space if naijaz were doing this dance. . .lets stick to Yahoozee . . lol[/color]

[color=olive]I just seen this now even though it is kinda stale, it's still appalling that people would "grow" children like you'd bred broilers. It's Just sickening.[/color]

Last Friday, police in the city of Enugu in south-eastern Nigeria raided a maternity hospital suspected to be a ‘baby farm.’ The authorities were tipped off by a pregnant teenage girl who managed to escape from the clinic, where she was being held hostage along with seven other pregnant women awaiting delivery. Several of their captors were arrested, but the suspected leaders of the child-trafficking ring remain at large.

This is the latest in dozens of investigations over the past few years that have revealed a network of Nigerian clinics and orphanages involved in breeding babies for sale. The most high-profile raid occurred in June of this year when 20 teenage girls were rescued from a hospital reported to be engaged in the illegal trafficking of infants. The doctor in charge, who is now facing trial, insists he was running a foster home to help unmarried pregnant girls give their babies up for adoption. But the women report they were lured to his clinic by offers to help them abort their unwanted pregnancies, then locked up until they gave birth. The young women were paid the equivalent of about $170 to give up their babies; the infants were in turn sold to childless couples for anywhere between $2,500 and $3,800 each.

An investigation by undercover Nigerian journalists shows that sale of babies is rampant in many Nigerian cities and run by well-organized criminal rings. In some cases, young women, driven by poverty, voluntarily lease out their wombs to produce babies for trafficking. In other cases, they are detained against their will and forced to sell their children at birth. The babies are not just sold to adoptive parents, but are also used for child labor, sexual abuse or prostitution, and possible sale of body parts for use in witchcraft rituals or for organ harvesting.

In 2003, the Nigerian government passed an anti-trafficking law which makes the buying or selling of babies illegal in Nigeria and carries a 14-year jail term. Although the National Agency for the Prohibition of Trafficking in Persons, or NAPTID, monitors trafficking cases, human trafficking remains the third largest crime in Nigeria after economic fraud and the drug trade.

A Nigerian blogger responded to news of the latest ‘baby farm’ raid by saying, “Good job to all those involved in bringing an end to this shameless business. I understand that times are hard, but to use human being as breeders, is beyond immoral.”

Source: Wide Angle.

[color=olive]it's songs like this that make you sit back and wonder what the world has turned into. . I don't like the song. Never did, never will![/color]

[color=olive]Lol. . okay.[/color]

~Sauron~:
3 Million Naira is about £12,000.

She has no reason to lie over this.
I am confident she musta spent close to that.
This price might include her travel fare and other miscellaneous.

[color=olive]Exactly my point.[/color]

[color=olive][center]MOVED TO MUSIC BUSINESS.[/center][/color]

[color=olive]Hmnn. .

[center]MOVED TO MUSIC BUSINESS.[/color][/center]

[color=olive]Sunday.

WLDU see a Nokia 3310?[/color]

[color=olive]February.

WLDU get hungover?[/color]