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Aproko247 has confirmed a plane has crashed in Lagos. The crash happened around NAHCO, in Ikeja area of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport.
The aircraft, An Associated Airline, had 20 passengers on-board, and crashed as it just took off. It was heading to Akure, Ondo State.
As at press time, corpse are seen as the aircraft burns. All the passengers on board are feared dead.

Aproko247 has confirmed a plane has crashed in Lagos. The crash happened around NAHCO, in Ikeja area of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport.
The aircraft, An Associated Airline, had 20 passengers on-board, and crashed as it just took off. It was heading to Akure, Ondo State.
As at press time, corpse are seen as the aircraft burns. All the passengers on board are feared dead.

NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1

*falls from gej's hat*
the government seems to be doing well in some of d courses cos i can see some A1, especially in prostitution(pros401), insurgency(boko407), corruption/looting(cor405),etc...there is room for improvement. We must not also forget that when u keep making 'A' in one unit courses and making weak grades or having F9 in four unit courses like education(educ403), security(sec411), employment(emp431) etc, then u may end up graduating with a pass/thirdclass, placed on probation, get expelled or withdrawn.
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

Pls marry him

MTN,everiwhr you go

Its seems this BH are winning the Soldiers oh

I just can't read to the END now becos I running late of the TIME for church but Goodluck need to adjust some THINGs in Nigeria

Who said its a lie?My mum was der and she confirmed it.will upload a pics of it when I transfer the picture from my mums fone to mine.brb

Fellow nairalanders,there is this girl I want to marry,so I want you all to just reply with “Pls Marry Him” and after much comments,I will send the link to her so she can open it and be surprise.
It won't take you anitin just to reply.Pls help me cos I want to propose to her in a very more romantic way.
Thanks in advance

Sorry mods,I dnt know where to post this and its not a joke,its just a letter to my future wife.


A Letter To My Future Wife.

Dear future wife,

I don’t know if you are out here or reading this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests.

They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll like to say that behind every successful man is a good woman because I’ve seen men that have shut down their businesses because they got involved with the wrong woman. I want to be successful and I need to find you right now more than ever.

You may not know how much I need you but I come home every night with stories that I would love to share with someone special. I come home late from work sometimes wishing you’d be in bed waiting for me to hug your warm body. Your slot in my life is so empty it hurts because I know you are out there without me.

I’ve often imagined how you look. Are you dark or fair in complexion? Are you Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa? I play around with different images in my head but one thing stands out, I know you are very curvy.

Mum can’t wait to meet you and believe me, sometime ago she wanted to hook me up with a certain babe from my village but that didn’t work. Since we are talking about mum, I’ve always prayed for a marriage where mum and my wife would be best friends. I’ll do everything possible to make sure that mum treats you like her daughter. This I promise you.

I still don’t know why I’m writing you but I guess I was motivated by Waje’s song “Falling” especially the part that says “If you are ever planning on showing up, now would be perfect, now would be good” . I totally agree with her that now would be perfect. I‘ve waited for long and I need to start loving you on time.

I’ve booked my tattoo date because I promise to tattoo your name on my back the day I’ll propose to you. I’m not scared of having your name on my back because when I see you, I’ll know and I promise never to leave you. No matter where we are, we must speak to each other every day at noon and have lunch once every week when we are in the same city.

I’ll tattoo your initials on my “wedding ring” finger as a constant reminder to all that I belong to you totally and in whole. I’ve gone as far as selecting some of our special songs. On our wedding day, when you walk into the church, we’ll have Waje signing, “Here comes the bride” and just after the exchange of vows, Waje will do an accappela of “One Naira”.

We’ll walk into the reception with Lami performing “Know“... Our first dance together as husband and wife should be Banky W’s “Till my dying day”, followed by Darey‘s “With this woman“, then MI’s “God Bless. You”, and we’ll round our dance up with Wande Coal’s “Ololufe”.

I know I’m making all these plans without considering you but I’ll be willing to change all or accept any modifications from you even though I pray you love them too.

Is it okay if I tell you certain things about me? I can’t have my bath with cold water. I hate hot tea. I’m not particular about food; I can eat Indomie, fried egg and plantain, 3 times a day for one month without complaining. I watch loads of movies and would totally be glad if you enjoy same.

Darling, I don’t know what you don’t like but I’m totally against hairnet and wrapper. I can’t stand both either in the kitchen or in the bedroom. We’ll invest in hair wraps. I would have said that the maximum cloth size you are allowed to get to is 10 but that may sound superficial to other people reading this, so I’ll just leave that for us to discuss one on one.

I’m West African and we take care of our wives. I’ll work hard to make sure you don’t go hungry for one day till your dying day. I’ll let you decide the number of kids we’ll have but I don’t think 3 kids will be bad and together we can make a happy family of five.

It’s 09:00am Wednesday, September, 25th, 2013 and I know you are somewhere out there and it does not matter if you are in another man’s arms, when I do meet you, I promise never to let you go. I promise to take care of you, provide you with all the reasonable good things of life that money can buy. If you are reading this, please give me a sign. Walk up to me on the street and plant a hot kiss on my lips as a sign. I look forward to the day I’ll meet you and when I meet you it does not matter where we’ve been to or who we’ve been with, we will give each other clean slates to start life afresh together as one.

Someday I’ll go on my right knee with All 4 One‘s “I Swear“ playing in the background and I’ll ask you to marry me. When we wake up in the morning, we’ll have Az Yet’s “Last Night” on repeat while we have breakfast. I’ll write you from time to time to express how much you mean to me.

Love, hugs and tiny wet kisses,
Your future husband @sheedy407

Attention seeker,I'm a student of madonna university elele,that was just a specimen used for a practical,not even this year,it was last year and seeing it here again 2day,its funny how d op want to get to the frontpage.

Nigeria mentality is so low,just imagine

Make robbers no shoot am oh so that her END will not come at the TIME when THINGS will be very sweet for her.

Beans in the morning,Moi Moi at noon and Akara for night

Booked,so that at the END when this make front page,I will have TIME to write a better THING after reading the whole stuff that looks like project

Nollywood

Y bitting the hand dat fed you?
This 9ja celebrities,once they leave a place,they start sayin rubbish.I'm very sure with what Kennis Music did to 2face,scooped all his money,2face neva dissed them.

Very useless post from an underage member

Your mother and father have a child,the child is not your brother and not your sister. Who is the child?

^^
This is the best and most reasonable comment on nairaland of all time.Even Sean can testify to this

#1-stunner:
Wish u success

Tanks sweethrt

By JIMITOTA ONOYUME
The Archbishop of the Niger Delta North Diocese of the Anglican Church, Most Reverence Ignatius Kattey, kidnapped by some gunmen, was released Saturday night, according to the police.
Public Relations Officer of Rivers State Police Command, DSP Angela Agabe, in a telephone chat,  said the cleric had been freed.
It could not be confirmed if any ransom was paid. Sunday Vanguard gathered that the archbishop was released at Eleme. Kattey was taken hostage about a week ago, minutes after he drove out of his residence at Eleme. The story on page 7 had gone to press before his release. .
on september 14, 2013 at 10:17 pm in breaking-news.
Source is Vanguard

mods,front page pls

coldgate: This guy is cute. Hope it is not just in the pix o. Keep trying out some modelling agencies in Lagos. You never know...and, lest I forget, ignore the scepticisms. If this is what you really want then go for it.

Thanks bro,I appreciate.

@OP,when ur parent dey carry u for belle,we kno,so why making their own known to d world?abeg free dem

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Mods,front page pls