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Govt property is no mans property.I give them 2yrs,all those shining buildings and all the running tapes will be turned to mushroom

saintbajar: no mind them joorh, its optional.

for me I will pick uncle Michael Jackson also.


Dankie.

Abeg wen did he bcome ur uncle,while living or death?

davidmani: why would the man responsible for monter hits like jor oh, kako bi chiken,today,jaiye jaiye,and of course SAMBA,not top the chart.i want to believe there has a typographical error if not then this list has been complied based on sentiments.

Most of the songs u just said,the producers Samba was done by Sarz

sawg91: *And you are a nigerian*
Nt his fault bro, dt is d only face He's familiar wit.

Y u dey yab am naw abi dem no get tv for house?

10. Pheelz

Olamide’s in house producer who blessed him with production for Durosoke, Rayban Abacha, Baddo Love and countless other hits for Baddoo himself. Pheelz also worked with Vector and other artists during the past year.

9. Del-B

Del B’s work speaks for itself. His work on KCEE’s overwhelming hit single, Limpopo which may end up being the single of the year was exceptional. Del B also produced the smooth single Oko mi by Waje, Irawo by Seyi Shay, Baby Mo by Tiwa Savage, Kcee’s Give It 2 Mefeaturing Flavour and the monster single Shake by Flavour.

8. Maleek Berry

Before we knew Maleek Berry, most of us had been dancing to beats and instrumentals he crafted on Sinzu’s Carolina featuring Davido which was a huge tune in the party scene and on radio in 2012.
Shortly after the success of Carolina, Wizkid got closer to the British raised producer and signed him to his Starboy Ent imprint, but prior to signing, Maleek Berry got Wizkid to feature on his own single The Matter which is doing well commercially.
Maleek also blessed another artist, Wande Coal by producing My Way. Other notable songs delivered by Berry include the very catchy New Bounce ft Wizkid & Phenom and Wande Coal’s latest single Kilaju.

7. Fliptyce

If producers collected publishing checks across Africa, Fliptyce would probably be the richest in 2012. Chop My Money remix featuring Akon & May D was a huge success all over the African continent and the usual suspect Fliptyce created its foundation. Fliptyce also blessed the departed Square records artist and now Confam CEO, May D with his biggest single till date Ile Ijo.

6. Legendury Beats

The duo producers, Legendury Beatz were involved in creating the beat and instrumental to a single that was supposed to be a mere freestyle but became an undeniable hit for Wizkid’s Azonto. They also laced some beats on the EME Allstar album and scored the first single, Baddest Boy. Recently Legendury Beats produced the debut Star Boy single Carowhich is slowly becoming a party favorite. Other key productions include Brymo’s Ara, Chidinma’s Emini Baller, Drop by Wizkid featuring Wale, to name a few.

5. Shizzi

Shizzi proves that he is not a fluke and continues to provide the right sounds to produce hot records. Although he mostly produces for the HKN gang, he delivered 2 stand out singles in 2013 alone, Gobe and Skelewu for the HKN general, Davido which set him apart from many good producers out there.
He also produced songs for other notable acts such as May D on his debut album and Wizkid (Body) off the EME All Star Compilation album.

4. Masterkraft

One could easily think Masterkraft is merely a good producer that occasionally ends up on a several songs by prominent artist in the Nigerian music industry. However, he is not just a very good producer, he happens to be one of the hottest. In 2012 he produced an impressive list of BIG songs both in Nigeria and across Africa, such as Fine lady by Lynxxx ft Wizkid, Kwarika (Remix) by Flavour ft Fally Ipupa (Massive track among Africans), Girl by Bracket ft Wizkid and Chinny Baby by Flavour and a number of songs off the EME album.

3. Don Jazzy

Oliver Twist which is arguably the biggest exported song directly out of Africa in recent memory was produced by none other than Don Jazzy. After the separation from D’banj and the demise of the Mo’hits brand, Jazzy went on to start Mavin records which housed Tiwa Savage, D’Prince, Dr SID and Wande Coal (who has since moved on to start his own label, Black Diamond Ent). Don Jazzy produced about half of Tiwa Savage’s debut album, blessed his blood brother, D’Prince with his Goody Bag single and the Frenzy album. Another notable single he produced is Wande Coal’s The Kick which continues to grow.

2. Sarz

Sarz is probably everyone’s favorite producer and if we compiled this list with sentiments, he would have easily made #1.
Other than the fact that he produced major hits for superstars such as Wizkid on his hit single Jaiye Jaiye and majority of eLDee’s most recent album, Sarz also has a massive single of his own out now titled Beat of Life (Samba) which has been killing airwaves and clubs for the past year.

1. D-Tunes

D-Tunes Again Oooo! If D-Tunes determines in his heart to give an unknown artist a hit single that will be labeled an undeniable hit which then takes said artist to a well recognized level in his/her career, it is safe to say that he can do it a third time.
All you have to do is revisit what his production ability and skill-set did for Iyanya and Sean Tizzle on Kukere and Sho Lee respectively. When you think about the biggest song in 2012 and one of the biggest songs of 2013 so far, D-Tunes is stamped on both of them. Show me a producer that has the producer credit for biggest songs 2 years in a row and I crown him hottest producer right now.

Who would you like to work with?

Filed by @sheedy407

And you are a nigerian

And that's what the govt caused with no competitors.They made HItv pay so much bills to the govt and eventually killed them

Evribody just wan make front page.Tyre burst and plane land successfully abi vulcanizer don dey work for air?

If you have the opportunity to bring one of them to life again,who will it be?

More pics

Aproko247 has confirmed a plane has crashed in Lagos. The crash happened around NAHCO, in Ikeja area of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport.
The aircraft, An Associated Airline, had 20 passengers on-board, and crashed as it just took off. It was heading to Akure, Ondo State.
As at press time, corpse are seen as the aircraft burns. All the passengers on board are feared dead.

Aproko247 has confirmed a plane has crashed in Lagos. The crash happened around NAHCO, in Ikeja area of the Murtala Mohammed International Airport.
The aircraft, An Associated Airline, had 20 passengers on-board, and crashed as it just took off. It was heading to Akure, Ondo State.
As at press time, corpse are seen as the aircraft burns. All the passengers on board are feared dead.

NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

NIGERIA 53 years report card
Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1

*falls from gej's hat*
the government seems to be doing well in some of d courses cos i can see some A1, especially in prostitution(pros401), insurgency(boko407), corruption/looting(cor405),etc...there is room for improvement. We must not also forget that when u keep making 'A' in one unit courses and making weak grades or having F9 in four unit courses like education(educ403), security(sec411), employment(emp431) etc, then u may end up graduating with a pass/thirdclass, placed on probation, get expelled or withdrawn.
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

Electricity..............E8
Education.............E8
Prostitution..........A1
Good Road.............D7
Banking Sector......E8
Bombing...............A1.
Creativity..................D7
Telecommunication....E8
Security....................F9
Corruption...............A1
Cash Embezzlement.A1
Leadership...............F9
Job opportunity.........F9.............
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, Dis is serious. Is this not cary
over?

Pls marry him

MTN,everiwhr you go

Its seems this BH are winning the Soldiers oh

I just can't read to the END now becos I running late of the TIME for church but Goodluck need to adjust some THINGs in Nigeria

Who said its a lie?My mum was der and she confirmed it.will upload a pics of it when I transfer the picture from my mums fone to mine.brb

Fellow nairalanders,there is this girl I want to marry,so I want you all to just reply with “Pls Marry Him” and after much comments,I will send the link to her so she can open it and be surprise.
It won't take you anitin just to reply.Pls help me cos I want to propose to her in a very more romantic way.
Thanks in advance

Sorry mods,I dnt know where to post this and its not a joke,its just a letter to my future wife.


A Letter To My Future Wife.

Dear future wife,

I don’t know if you are out here or reading this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests.

They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll like to say that behind every successful man is a good woman because I’ve seen men that have shut down their businesses because they got involved with the wrong woman. I want to be successful and I need to find you right now more than ever.

You may not know how much I need you but I come home every night with stories that I would love to share with someone special. I come home late from work sometimes wishing you’d be in bed waiting for me to hug your warm body. Your slot in my life is so empty it hurts because I know you are out there without me.

I’ve often imagined how you look. Are you dark or fair in complexion? Are you Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa? I play around with different images in my head but one thing stands out, I know you are very curvy.

Mum can’t wait to meet you and believe me, sometime ago she wanted to hook me up with a certain babe from my village but that didn’t work. Since we are talking about mum, I’ve always prayed for a marriage where mum and my wife would be best friends. I’ll do everything possible to make sure that mum treats you like her daughter. This I promise you.

I still don’t know why I’m writing you but I guess I was motivated by Waje’s song “Falling” especially the part that says “If you are ever planning on showing up, now would be perfect, now would be good” . I totally agree with her that now would be perfect. I‘ve waited for long and I need to start loving you on time.

I’ve booked my tattoo date because I promise to tattoo your name on my back the day I’ll propose to you. I’m not scared of having your name on my back because when I see you, I’ll know and I promise never to leave you. No matter where we are, we must speak to each other every day at noon and have lunch once every week when we are in the same city.

I’ll tattoo your initials on my “wedding ring” finger as a constant reminder to all that I belong to you totally and in whole. I’ve gone as far as selecting some of our special songs. On our wedding day, when you walk into the church, we’ll have Waje signing, “Here comes the bride” and just after the exchange of vows, Waje will do an accappela of “One Naira”.

We’ll walk into the reception with Lami performing “Know“... Our first dance together as husband and wife should be Banky W’s “Till my dying day”, followed by Darey‘s “With this woman“, then MI’s “God Bless. You”, and we’ll round our dance up with Wande Coal’s “Ololufe”.

I know I’m making all these plans without considering you but I’ll be willing to change all or accept any modifications from you even though I pray you love them too.

Is it okay if I tell you certain things about me? I can’t have my bath with cold water. I hate hot tea. I’m not particular about food; I can eat Indomie, fried egg and plantain, 3 times a day for one month without complaining. I watch loads of movies and would totally be glad if you enjoy same.

Darling, I don’t know what you don’t like but I’m totally against hairnet and wrapper. I can’t stand both either in the kitchen or in the bedroom. We’ll invest in hair wraps. I would have said that the maximum cloth size you are allowed to get to is 10 but that may sound superficial to other people reading this, so I’ll just leave that for us to discuss one on one.

I’m West African and we take care of our wives. I’ll work hard to make sure you don’t go hungry for one day till your dying day. I’ll let you decide the number of kids we’ll have but I don’t think 3 kids will be bad and together we can make a happy family of five.

It’s 09:00am Wednesday, September, 25th, 2013 and I know you are somewhere out there and it does not matter if you are in another man’s arms, when I do meet you, I promise never to let you go. I promise to take care of you, provide you with all the reasonable good things of life that money can buy. If you are reading this, please give me a sign. Walk up to me on the street and plant a hot kiss on my lips as a sign. I look forward to the day I’ll meet you and when I meet you it does not matter where we’ve been to or who we’ve been with, we will give each other clean slates to start life afresh together as one.

Someday I’ll go on my right knee with All 4 One‘s “I Swear“ playing in the background and I’ll ask you to marry me. When we wake up in the morning, we’ll have Az Yet’s “Last Night” on repeat while we have breakfast. I’ll write you from time to time to express how much you mean to me.

Love, hugs and tiny wet kisses,
Your future husband @sheedy407

Attention seeker,I'm a student of madonna university elele,that was just a specimen used for a practical,not even this year,it was last year and seeing it here again 2day,its funny how d op want to get to the frontpage.

Nigeria mentality is so low,just imagine

Make robbers no shoot am oh so that her END will not come at the TIME when THINGS will be very sweet for her.

Beans in the morning,Moi Moi at noon and Akara for night

Booked,so that at the END when this make front page,I will have TIME to write a better THING after reading the whole stuff that looks like project

Nollywood

Y bitting the hand dat fed you?
This 9ja celebrities,once they leave a place,they start sayin rubbish.I'm very sure with what Kennis Music did to 2face,scooped all his money,2face neva dissed them.