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The first time I experience it.. is when I Lodge at one cheap hotel/ guess house.. I thought the bedsheets is dirty. I called the receptionist to change it, still same issue... So after many years... I had the experience again in my own bedroom.. I have to clean my room very well... Especially the ceiling... I believe ur ceiling is dirty... |
Were was the police when he drove all the way from Abuja to my state... Abi the car get complete paper |
A man marry his first wife Traditionally and later marry his 2nd wife through Court . Who is his legal wife? |
Your Next Of Kin Will Not Get The Money In Your Bank Account After Your De^ath Unless You Do This 👇🏾 “IN CASE OF DE^ATH WHICH IS INEVITABLE, YOUR NEXT OF KIN WILL NOT HAVE ANY ACCESS TO THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT!!! So many Nigerians think that their next of kin is the automatic heir to their account. But the truth is that if your next of kin is not a signatory to your account, and you don’t have a written will to determine that person’s legitimacy, the person will not have access to that money at all. Your bank will have to go through a process called a LEGAL PROBATE. This probate period helps them determine who gets the money in your account. This is a very very lengthy and expensive process. Even after the whole process is done, your family will have to forfeit some very reasonable amount of the money for legal fees. But if you want to avoid this , simply request for your bank to give you something called a POD form. POD stands for PAYABLE ON DEA*TH. The name of the person you fill in that POD form will determine who will get your money. All the person needs to bring is a de*ath certificate to get that money out. With a POD form, you will save your family the stress of going through all that lengthy legal process and even loosing some money to the law. I just thought I should let you know this.” — Gbolahan Olaitan-Olupitan Nejo 🖋 #copied |
GROUPS OF PRETENDERS & DANGEROUS PEOPLE YOU MUST KNOW AND HANDLE WITH WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE:* (1) *Thomas Group*- They pretend to submit to you, and possibly follow you but don't really believe in you. They keep on delaying and frustrating your vision and mission. (John 20:24-29) (2) *Judas Group*- They eat with you but are after what they can get from you or elsewhere. They are not loyal and can easily betray you. (Matthew 26:14-16) (3) *Demas Group* - They walk with you and work with you ; but once you start facing challenges and difficulties, they run away and forsake you. (2 Timothy 4:10) (4) *Korah Group* - They pretend to be walking with you but when GOD begins to bless you, they will be jealous of your success. They challenge your influence and authority. They have issues when others acknowledge you. _(Numbers 16:1-3)_ (5) *Ham Group* - They are close to you, yet they expose your secrets and unclothedness. The day you make a mistake or commit an error and find yourself in a sinful situation, they will tell everyone of your weaknesses and expose you to ridicules. (Genesis 9:20-24) (6) *Absalom Group* - They are very close to you. They are impatiently ambitious. They detest your rising profile. They secretly position themselves to hijack and cut off those who believe in you and win them over by saying that they are better than you. They say all things about you, as being unfair, insensitive, wicked and incompetent. (2 Samuel 15:1-6) (7) *Gehazi Group* - They are excessively greedy and insatiable. They collect money behind your back. They ask for financial assistance and make people to feel you are not taking good care of them. (2 Kings 5:20-24) ( *Diotrephes Group*- This is the most dangerous group. They have a voice and influence amongst the people. They can come up with fabricated stories that could destroy your image and position. They are highly territorial. They are the false accusers and forgers of lies. (3John 1: 9-10)*NOTE:* These groups of people are found everywhere: In Families, Friends, Businesses, Offices, Work place and Religious Houses. *On the flip-side, do you belong to any of these groups?* If you do, please remove yourself from such a group because these groups are not for decent and righteous people. Stop unnecessary envy and needless jealousy. When God lifts someone, celebrate them because it will soon be your turn. You will gain nothing by backbiting others. May the Lord give us victory over unfriendly friends in the Mighty name of Jesus🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 Rev Fr Ovokeroye Emmanuel |
Forget politics.. I'm proud to be a Nigerian... |
Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle). While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon, but I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark . I don’t know her husband and we have never met before. As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out,things was that bad. So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay. In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car. God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded. As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it. The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since i was drenched, so I started begging. The man refused and said I was wet. I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine. I agreed, then he allowed me. As I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down. I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination. I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close. I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came. I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh! I was suppose to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job? Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off. My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her. Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold. Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards. I saw this piece and decided to share the story with my friends and family. Copied |
Every woman is an altar, only altars give blood to stay alive! During monthly flow; she bleeds 60 times a year.... When deflowered, blood leaves her! During child bearing, blood leaves her! You can't come in contact with an altar and remain the same..... During rituals; they will request, Women private parts or undies🔥 Is it only women that have destines?🤷 No! The men do but there's something special about women🤔🔥 Women are eternal portals, it's only through women that life comes to the earth realm..... Buddha was born by a woman!🔥 Mohamed was born by a woman!🔥 Eckakan was born by a woman!🔥 Even Jesus couldn't by pass the protocol!🔥 Ahhhhh....🔥 Adam fell by the hands of a woman! Samson lost focus on the laps of a woman! Even Elijah ran at the word of a woman! Young ladies, I want to open your eyes to what you carry!🔥🔥🤭 Sin came to the world through a woman and God introduced the solution which is Jesus through a woman also! Have you wondered why God didn’t use a man instead since sin was introduced through a woman? Think about it! Even the first person to carry the resurrection message of Christ was a woman _ Mary Magdalene Women are spiritual climates controllers_ When Israel needed a king, Hannah prayed and Samuel the prophet came forth! Dear ladies, be that God's kind of woman who wakes in the morning and the devil says; oh no! She's up again!🔥🔥 Brothers don't forget! Every woman is an altar....Hmm🔥 Note; as a man, the fulfillment of your vision depends on the altar of a woman you meet. - Portifar's wife was an altar that came to ruin Joseph's vision but he fled… - Delilah came as an altar to destroy Samson, he was carried away by lust & was destroyed. moral lesson : Your life & vision depends on the kind of altar you meet! Not every hole is a hole, some are Grave. GOOD MORNING |
1. Don’t call someone more than twice continuously. If they don’t pick up your call, presume they have something important to attend to. 2. Return money that you have borrowed even before the person that borrowed you remember or ask for it. It shows your integrity and character. Same goes with umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes. 3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is giving you a lunch/dinner. 4. Don’t ask awkward questions like ‘Oh so you aren’t married yet?’ Or ‘Don’t you have kids’ or ‘Why didn’t you buy a house?’ Or why don't you buy a car? For God’s sake it isn’t your problem. 5. Always open the door for the person coming behind you. It doesn’t matter if it is a guy or a girl, senior or junior. You don’t grow small by treating someone well in public. 6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he/she pays now, try paying next time. 7. Respect different shades of opinions. Remember what's 6 to you will appear 9 to someone facing you. Besides, second opinion is good for an alternative. 8. Never interrupt people talking. Allow them to pour it out. As they say, hear them all and filter them all. 9. If you tease someone, and they don’t seem to enjoy it, stop it and never do it again. It encourages one to do more and it shows how appreciative you're. 10. Say “thank you” when someone is helping you. 11. Praise publicly. Criticize privately. 12. There’s almost never a reason to comment on someone’s weight. Just say, “You look fantastic.” If they want to talk about losing weight, they will. 13. When someone shows you a photo on their phone, don’t swipe left or right. You never know what’s next. 14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctors' appointment, don’t ask what it’s for, just say "I hope you’re okay". Don’t put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you their personal illness. If they want you to know, they'll do so without your inquisitiveness. 15. Treat the cleaner with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed at how rude you can treat someone below you but people will notice if you treat them with respect. 16. If a person is speaking directly to you, staring at your phone is rude. 17. Never give advice until you’re asked. 18. When meeting someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don’t ask them their age and salary. 19. Mind your business unless anything involves you directly - just stay out of it. 20. Remove your sunglasses if you are talking to anyone in the street. It is a sign of respect. More so, eye contact is as important as your speech. 21. Never talk about your riches in the midst of the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of the barren. 22. After reading a good message try to say "Thanks for the message". APPRECIATION remains the easiest way of getting what you don't have.... |
Deadly cobra in the plane forces emergency landing It felt like just another flight for South African pilot Rudolph Erasmus, until he noticed an extra passenger on his plane at 11,000ft in the air. However, it wasn't a human, but a cobra slithering under his seat. "To be truly honest, it's as if my brain did not register what was going on," he told the BBC. "It was a moment of [...] awe," he added, saying he initially thought the cold feeling on his back was his water bottle. "I felt this cool sensation, sort of, crawling up my shirt," he said, thinking he may not have closed the bottle properly and water might have been dripping down his shirt. "As I turned to the left and looked down I saw the cobra [...] receding its head backwards underneath the seat." He then made an emergency landing on his flight from Bloemfontein to Pretoria. The plane was carrying four others, as well as the snake. A bite from a Cape cobra is lethal and can kill someone in just 30 minutes, so not wanting to cause panic, Mr Erasmus says he thought carefully before calmly telling those on board that there was an extra unwanted passenger. He was also "so scared the snake might have gone to the back and cause mass panic". In the end, he decided the tell them. "I did inform the passengers: 'Listen the snake is inside the aircraft, it's underneath my seat, so let's try and get down to the ground as soon as we can.'" So how did the passengers react? Mr Erasmus described a moment of absolute silence: "You could hear a needle drop and I think everyone froze for a moment or two." Pilots are trained for lots of scenarios, but certainly not for dealing with snakes in the cockpit he said, telling the BBC that panicking would have just made the situation worse. |
Later 🤔 - Talk to you later. - I'll call you later. - See you later. - We'll walk later. - I'll tell you later. We leave everything for later, but forget that "later" does not belong to us. Later, our loved ones are no longer with us. Later, we don't hear them and we don't see them. Later, they are just memories. Later, the day becomes night, the force becomes helpless, the smile becomes a grimace, and life becomes death. "Later" becomes "too late." |
YOU saw him in a facebook group:[b][/b] •U check his Profile picture. •He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016. .He is handsome. •He inboxed you. •You reply, all excited. •You'll want 2 hook up. •You set a date. •You dress up that Legging With No underwear. •Smelling good. •You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave. •He takes you 4 lunch @ 5 star Hotel. •He Takes you for - Drinks At European lounge. •You two have a good time. •He rubs your hand, •Makes you laugh, •Gives you looks and smiles. •You stupidly fall in love. •It's like you've known him Forever. •He takes you to his apartment. •He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed. •Kiss you passionately. •You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in. •It feels good. •You know it's wrong, but it feels good. •You ask for protection, he says it's too late. •You obey and don't disturb. •He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow •After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water. •He helps you drink it, ooohh man. •You feel special. •"He must be the one" you think to yourself. •You get dressed. •He takes you to the taxi park. •He kisses you on the cheeks and says •"I had a great time," •Gives You cash. •U smile and say. •"See you tomorrow babe." • He stays silent. •Your taxi drives away, •In the taxi u can't stop smiling. •You get home and inbox him that you got home safe. •He is online, but doesn't reply. •It's unlike him, so you inbox him again. •He doesn't respond. •Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list. •HE BLOCKED YOU. •Days, weeks, months passes by. •You start feeling sick, weak, act strange with early morning vomit. •You go to the clinic. •Get tested. •Minutes later, •Nurse walks in."congrats, you are Pregnant!" •".HOW ?" •You don't understand. •Reality hits you. •You walk home. •Scared of what your parents will say/do •Confused. •You go to the bus stop. •You lay, hopeless, emotionless. •You see your future shattered •You look into the sky & mumble a prayer. That’s how you became a BABY MAMA, and start looking for a guy who will not judge you by your past and marry you. You start coming online to beg boys up and down for financial assistance, because you are a SINGLE MUM that needs to feed your baby. *You Will turn to overnight HOOK-UP girl, cos you need to feed your baby and the men won’t send you free money 💰 since you are not their responsibility. You will end up with more babies at home 🏡 DONT BE THAT GIRL! Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!! Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be! TO ALL THE LADIES. LIVE A LIFE NOT A LIE. Love you more all, |
Fr. Alia: When a Catholic Priest becomes a State Governor, can he celebrate mass again? Who then is the state's first lady? These are the question that have been asked frequently and shall surface again. However, the Catholic Church is 2000+ years and everything that happens to her seems to be a repetition of history. This is the reason why the Codex Iuris Canonici, that is, the Code of Canon Law, of the Church took care of this kind of situation. Precisely, the Code of Canon Law of the Roman Catholic stops priests from doing anything unbecoming or foreign to the clerical state. The law prohibits diocesan priests and bishops from taking up public offices (Canon 285 § 2). But then comes the question of what actually constitutes a public office? Being an aged and wise institution, the Church in Can 285 § 3 states that Clerics are forbidden to assume public offices which entail a participation in the exercise of CIVIL POWER. Here, the clarity is made because these public offices include the office of the governor of Benue State, which Fr. Hycinth Alia just won under APC PARTY and has been declared the governor elect of Benue State, Nigeria. Therefore, he shall be involved in the exercise of civil power. So, has he gone against the Law of the Catholic Church as a Catholic Priest? In an article in Daily Post Nigeria dated May 21, 2022, written by Fikayo Olowolagba, and titled: "Catholic Church Suspends Rev. Fr Hyacinth Alia Over Governorship Aspiration," it read: "The Catholic Church, Gboko Area of Benue State had SUSPENDED REVD. FR. HYACINTH LORMEM ALIA FROM PUBLIC MINISTRY( Capital letters mine). This was disclosed in a statement signed by William Avenya, Bishop, Catholic Diocese of Gboko & Apostolic Administrator, See Vacante. Revd. Fr. Alia was suspended for his involvement in politics and purchasing forms to contest for the position of the Governor of Benue State under the All Progressives Congress, APC. The statement read: “May I begin by acknowledging and appreciating you for your commitment and dedication to the work of spreading the Good News of Christ. “I wrote to communicate to you the suspension of my priest, Revd. Fr. Hyacinth lormem Alia from public ministry after series of admonitions to him Ex Can. 1371, 2° CIC. The Bishop continued: “The Mother Church does not allow her clerics to get involved in partisan politics on their own can. 285, 3 CIC. You are aware that my son, your brother and your priest has purchased the party forms to contest for the Office of the Governor of Benue State under the All Progressives Congress (APC), which is totally against our vocation. Therefore, to respond to the spiritual and pastoral needs of the Church in the Catholic Diocese of Gboko, I have suspended him from the exercise of sacred ministry. The Catholic Bishop noted that the canonical suspension takes effect from the moment it is communicated to him and LASTS UNTIL HE CEASES FROM CONTUMACY." Therefore? You have to note the phrases in Capital letters: "SUSPENDED FROM PUBLIC MINISTRY... UNTIL HE CEASES FROM CONTUMACY." These phrases explain all your questions. SUSPENDED FROM PUBLIC MINISTRY This means that the Catholic Church has withdrawn the priestly faculties from Fr. Alia and therefore he can no longer celebrate mass publicly for others but he can still celebrate his private mass because he too should also pray and the mass remains the highest prayer; he can no longer hear confession unless in danger of death(can 986 § 2); he can no longer celebrate baptism, nor communion of the sick, nor extreme unction; and Matrimony (Christian Marriage), and what have you. Yes, he can hear someone's confession in danger of death and that tells you that Fr. Alia remains a priest forever in the order of Melchizedek but the power to exercise that priesthood has been removed from him by the Church who made him a priest of Christ, because the church is the body of Christ the Head. That means that no one is actually an ex priest. ...LASTS UNTIL HE CEASES FROM CONTUMACY. Contumacy points to disobedience which Fr. Alia is canonically guilty of. This entails that Fr. Alia remains suspended from exercising the sacred function of a Catholic Priest till the time he refrains from party politics, exercise of civil power, etc. Therefore, the moment Fr. Hycinth Alia evidently leaves party politics which includes the governorship throne even if in the next 1 to 8 years, etc, he is automatically reinstated to function as a Catholic Priest. Who then is the Benue State's First Lady? We must all as Nigerians know what is constitutional and what is common. What is common doesn't necessarily become constitutional but what is constitutional is already presumed common. The office of the first lady in Nigeria, whether in the State level or at the national level is unconstitutional but common. The executive governor or the president is not required by law to have an office of the first lady or the potential first gentleman. Therefore, Fr. Hycinth Alia, the governor elect of Benue State is not required by law to have a first lady. This coincidentally saves Fr. Hycinth's priesthood from any structural or constitutional obstruction of coming back, as we pray for him and long that he comes back to the priesthood. Note Well: I write to portray only but the truth, irrespective of any prevailing sentiment. Fada Henry Charles Umelechi |
HOW TO SCAM CHRISTIANS IN NIGERIA 1. Organize a programme. 2. Make Sure it's around the end of the month when salaries will be paid. 3. Look for trending gospel artistes. 4. Negotiate a price with the gospel music artist. 5. Invite good motivational speakers and smooth talkers. He must fly in from another city or country. You must innocently sit down during the service, and feign ignorance. 6. Make billboards and posters (it's for publicity and marketing). 7. Now, on the D day. It must be emphasized how the invited guest(s) left other business behind to fly all the way here. All because of the anointing of giving. 8. Now let the musician sing and stir the emotions of all present - artistes like Frank Edwards or Mercy Chinwo would do. (if It makes you sensational, it's now easy to scam you). 9. Now, if you can give in $ dollars stand by my right, in £pounds come up the altar, in Naira stay to my left. 10. Work don set. At this time, most are no longer thinking straight. Some for class will go to dollars and pounds corner. (All na showbiz) 11. If you can give land, car etc. I will pray for you specially after service in the Pastor's office. (Office don open for their head be that) 12. Sing again, Frank!!!! sing "I can see him from afar....🎶 " (sustain it because some of dem eyes wan clear). 13. Show them how the widow gave her last mite & the widow of Zarephath too. (They will agree, because it's in the bible) 14. Now hear the chief scammer "I know I said I won't go beyond this amount, but the lord just said to me, the anointing is for everyone here, so come with whatever you have. 15. The job is done. Now you, the host pastor and guest meet and share according to their agreement. 16. The victims will now be waiting for all the promises and prophecies. It's been 10 years now. They're going to be waiting for the next usurper to come again while they are thinking on how to repay debts upon debts, bills and fees without an inch of raise in their income. Worse is when they are now deacons, yet tenant with 5 children who must attend academic institution for exorbitant amount of fees they barely can afford. 🚶🚶🚶🚶 #Copied |
Your thoughts can bring things to your life, it can also take away things from your life. If you can see it in your mind, you can experience it in your life. . . For as a man thinks in his heart, So he is. Your mentality towards things is what becomes your reality. . . Even in a negative situation, train your mind to think positively. Sooner or later, what you carry in your mind will become what you carry in your hand. . . How you think about the situation is more important than the situation itself. If you can maintain a positive attitude, you can climb to a higher altitude. . As you go out the week, Be careful of what you think. Train your mind, force it to see good in every happening. . Change your mind from "I am losing and failing" to "I am learning and growing". . Change it from "I'm broken and helpless" to "I'm healing and building". . Your mind is the battlefield of your life. If you can win the battle in your mind, you can win the battle of your life. . . For life's battle don't always go to the stronger man or woman, but sooner or later, the one who wins is the one who thinks "I CAN". . It always begins in the mind, |
1.Always remember that there is nobody on this earth that does not have problems. You are not the only one that has problems. 2. Challenges is part of life. Only a dead man has no challenges. 3. There is no problem that has no solution. There are solutions to the pains you are passing through. 4. The way you picture yourself in your mind can affect your happiness. Picture yourself as a valuable and beautiful person. Avoid low self esteem and inferiority complex. 5. Do not mind about what people say about you. Some people are sadists. They can just say somethings just to make you feel sad. 6. Make friends with reasonable people who make you happy. Do not make friends with people who make jest of you or laugh at you over your challenges. 7. At your leisure time, keep yourself busy with your favorite hobbies like sports, games, watching movies, surfing the internet, playing computer games, etc. 8. Do not allow anyone to intimidate you with money and material things. A poor man today can become rich tomorrow. Change is constant. 9. No matter what you are passing through today, do not give up. As long as there is life, there is hope. 10. Be very prayerful. Pray without ceasing. Prayer is a catalyst that can speed up your blessings to come to you on time. 11. Be courageous to go for what you want. Life is all about risk. If you don't take a risk(calculated risk), you will not get the desires of your heart. |
1. Calabar men They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but love there wife more 2. Igala men They have 1 wife and 1girlfriend but love their girlfriend more. 3. Ibibio men They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but love their mother most. 4. Igbo men They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends but love their daughters most. 5. Yoruba men They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.( Especially ibadan men) 6. Ikwerre men They have one wife and more than ten girlfriends but love their female tenants most. 7. Ijaw men They have more than 4 wives but only one is Lives with them, more than fifteen girlfriends but they love and date their friends daughter most. 8. URHOBO men They have 2 wives and 4 free baby Mama's but they are strict and tough to those women, they love None. They see women as hand luggage that can easily be dropped when it becomes too heavy. They also prefer to live alone in order to have their peace. They only love their ogogoro water. And the best one:- 8. Hausa men They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most. 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 I COME IN VAWULENCE I say make I shake table small 😂🤣 🤣🤣 If you Dare argue 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚶🚶🚶 |
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1. Every effort outside God is an effort in futility. 2. As you think in your heart so are you. You are responsible for what you make out of life. 3. Your mistakes don't define you.They are undiluted feedback towards success. 4. You’re not and will never be a failure. never. 5. No matter what anyone says about you, you are beautiful, amazing and you’re doing great. 6.... GET YOUR PVC
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*Diotrephes Group*- This is the most dangerous group. They have a voice and influence amongst the people. They can come up with fabricated stories that could destroy your image and position. They are highly territorial. They are the false accusers and forgers of lies. (3John 1: 9-10)