₦airaland Forum

poshestmina:
You don't have to be nude to look sexy

I can be all covered up and still get your man's attention
Get classy babe

Mind u..... U no ft try dat wit my gal ooo... If u ar sure of urself.... Bet with my gf

cutebobo:
Funke you are too beautiful to mind haters like the few guys above me.


Do what makes you happy.

Mind u.... She is not a nairalander

I smell lies..... U want to tel me dat back in 2006.... Thr is a fone in Nigeria wit flash camera.... Mind u.... Adekunle no look different

guente02:
What do you mean by third parties?

APGA, ANPP, HOPE, ACCORD..... Wait APC will soon be Nigeria's fourth party. Lol

The management of NYSC has released a statement denying claims that it is reducing the allowance of youth corp members by 25%.
Read the statement below:-
The attention of the NYSC Management has been drawn to a statement being circulated in the Social Media about a purported reduction in Corps members’ allowance by 25%.
Management wishes to inform Corps members and other members of the public that the statement is false, mischievous and a figment of the writer’s imagination.
Corps members, in particular, are hereby enjoined to disregard the rumour and remain focused as they continue the service to their fatherland.
SIGNED:
MANAGEMENT

ozy4christ:
Hahahahaha...coarse repu!!so u wan go flex abi

Coarse bawo

yorme:
Big congrats in advance, Sheego2015. Jus get ma 7 wraps of fufu + a bowl of egusi soup endowed with assorted meats, plus incuding ponmo!

I wouldn't mind trekking over!

No wahala... Just Come to grace d occasion... U won't regret ur coming... U will eat tire

U ar all invited


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danemenike
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Abbie25
justified10
Justified19
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Houseofglam7:
That hajiya use red eye pencil

From d pics.... Na only dat u c..... Ladies I hail una ooo

deeptechcool:
for which of the birds?

Point of lay.... How much per bird.... Ur location pls

deeptechcool:
In need of pullets (pol) above 15 weeks in thousands? Contact 09094944019.



Broilers are also available.
Farm location: Southwest Nigeria.

Whr exactly pls

demo4ril97:
attention seeker, don't get defamed okay!. Btw you dry like bush meat, castrated oaf.
Infact you don't even know the right use of punctuation marks'. Am So sorry, for your future might be at stake.
#PEACE.

Judging from dis ur rant. I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

demo4ril97:
boredom only a madcow wil like this comment!. No bastard should qoute me negatively!. #MySay.

I can c whr d prob is. Y don't u sit ur parents down and ask y dey gave birth to a slowpoke like u.... #mythoughts.. Don't cross my lane rat... Or else u will find ur whole generation to blame....

Ozavize88:
Please what is OBS?

Overall Best Student


Or


Obasanjo

gen2briz:
Go and sin no more my dear....

Wu u b.....? U no get dat kind power bro

apholaby007:
from *268 to dis

Shit apens my sis.... AL we need do is to appeal to d gods of JAMB... But to dis...we need














=one bottle of lions brain oil... I mean d oil dat flows in d brain of lion
=268 amaphrodite cows
=3heads of late former heads of states
=750 male scorpions
=10 elephants with two legs
=16 mammals with barbaric behavior



If u can bring dat... Ur lost mark will be returned

boboLIL:
Jamb just de frustrate us like apc....


Pls it should be scrapped...

Lol... Nigerians sha.... JAMB shud b scrapped... NYSC shud b scrapped... WAEC n NECO shud b scrapped.. NAIRALAND shud b scrapped ... If they scrap everything.... Wetin con go remain

Make she no fart ooo....

Well d country is a nice place.... It's a humble abode.... Thr GDP is really encouraging with an annual APR of 0.5/square thousand population and TGY of 5% of United nation economic evaluation etiquette.. Atleast u will enjoy a minimum of PRT with an evaluation of 0.5CYD. But thr present problem is dat they are battling with less than 40%TGIF n 5% of thr national reserves DDR

tobbie247:
We are on the same boat my brother

Whr exactly do you stay

JoaHynppes:
And how are these footballers mediocre? Why can't you offer two of your "world class" brothers to come represent the country?

As good as the Brazilian players are, playing in top leagues, they still called up an old dude from Orlando FC which is Ricardo Kaka to lead the team...
11 world class players don't make up a world class team trust me...its all about knowledge. Take Germany for example.

Guy if I tell u say I under u..... Na lie I dey lie u

chocolateme:
Cool

U said 20.... How come it is 4

Are you kidding me

compoundC:


I will post the picture

skelewu404:
are you high on something

Are you kidding me

compoundC:


I will post the picture

Ok.... Oo

dwilliams:
I am a final year student in one of the states school in Nigeria,our exams have commenced already but I have not been able to pay my fees till on Tuesday,I went to the cafe to pay it but I was told that the school portal has changed that I will have to ho through several procedures to pay it I.e I will print out a KOFA slip before going to the bank to pay then I will go to the bank the next day to collect my etranzact confirmation slip before going back to the cyber cafe to log-in the fees I felt it was a lot of stress and procedure, so I was advice to log in the money via inter switch to the school account and I will be able to print out my clearance form immediately.

I obliged with the second alternative I created an account with the school as the previous website had been changed, and I paid via ATM, I was devoted but on the page it was showing error in transaction, I waited all through Wednesday called a couple of colleagues I knew who paid theirs via inter switch they said that it is as a result of network issues,I was able to get the phone number of one of the administrative staffs of the website and they told me the money is hanging as a result of network issues, that the no ey is not in the school account that I should do a reversal.

The problem I am currently facing is,the reversal would take a week from inter switch,the administrators of the site are saying I should go and borrow and pay another school fees ,that I would be refunded later from interswitch as that is the only option I have, I don't know where to get such amount because I borrowed to pay this current fee that's the reason why I am paying late, and my exams commences this Saturday,i also have exams on monday and tuesday, which implies that i would miss three papers and that is an automatic spill over for me and my chances of graduating with a solid grade would be in jeopardy the school management has a strict policy of sending students who have not paid their fees away from the exam hall.
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My appeal is please is their any naira lander who works with inter switch that might come to my rescue or if there is anyone who might help me with a loan.

Pray for postponement of ur exam..... I can still c tentative time table thr... D school can possibly change it

Oma307:
Seriously, am have been thinking about this, unlike the previous where he is everywhere, assigning functions to him but this present secretary to the federation, if you ask i barely know him cause i dont see him taking functions in the government.
Am just curious as a concerned Niigerian

jerseyboy:
LOST

Oma307:
Seriously, am have been thinking about this, unlike the previous where he is everywhere, assigning functions to him but this present secretary to the federation, if you ask i barely know him cause i dont see him taking functions in the government.
Am just curious as a concerned Niigerian

Went on IT

justified10:
I hope u all will allow me face d Senate at a later tym...

maybe midnyt, I'm still not home...

tot I wld b home before 9, but I was wrong with my guess.

So na night duty u won do today

nairayouthcom:
I

Space bookers

Ghost01:
So what exactly makes him better than the 5.0 guy? Because you read the course? Every year we read about First Class engineering graduates, but psychology? Not that frequent. The level of occurrence takes nothing away from First Class Engineering graduates, but don't come here and spew gibberish. It's the same way you're convinced your course is hard that an engineering student/graduate believes his/hers is tenuous.

Bro.... I didn't quote you neither any of ur generations ...... B mindful wit d way you talk to ppl.... I was only expressing my mind without abusing or behaving stupid as u ar.... Don't come my way!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nxt time learn to use decent English words

ChappyChase:
to me, this guy is 10 times better than that boy that got CGPA 5.0 and to think that some people almost finished my life with bashing when I asked 'who will employ a psychologist?' But look at this guy with CGPA 4.81 in civil Engineering!!! Mehn, that to me is real success!

Anybody can get CGPA 6.0 in any course in the University as long as it does not involve calculations and technical drawing!
*feel free to bash me*

Bro u ar really saying d fact.... I graduated with dis same course n I know wat it takes to ve dis kind of cgpa most especially from a civil engineering Dept...... I swear d guy is really better Dan 5.0guy

yorme:
fearfear!

Naso... Abeg help me beg Justified19..... . I b small boi

justified19:
beef kor, chicken ni..

na ony battoyyeb u dey folo tlk..now wey d guy busy, u com dey peep..

make I take needle shook ur for eye, but I no go do am cos u skul for ma town..

Lol.....




OK Justified19 hw far.... Abeg no chuk me for eye.. . if u chuk my eye.. which eye u won make I dey use for GL...